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00:00 [no audio]
00:03 [music]
00:04 [rumbling]
00:09 - Commando Duck, here are your orders.
00:11 [music]
00:13 - Yes, sir!
00:13 - You will parachute at 0600 on position B4.
00:19 You will proceed down the inland river indicated on your map.
00:22 Now, you're cautioned to be on the alert for snipers and man-eating crocodiles.
00:27 - Yes, sir!
00:29 - A large enemy airfield is known to be located in the ravine 800 yards below the falls.
00:34 This point is F8.
00:37 Here, you will contact the enemy.
00:39 You are to surround them and wipe them out.
00:42 - Yes, sir!
00:44 - This mission must be accomplished at all costs.
00:47 That is all.
00:49 Prepare to jump.
00:50 [music]
00:52 [music]
00:54 [rumbling]
00:56 [music]
00:58 [rumbling]
01:00 [music]
01:02 [music]
01:04 [music]
01:06 [music]
01:08 [music]
01:10 [music]
01:12 [music]
01:14 [music]
01:16 - Ha!
01:17 Now, shut your eyes!
01:19 I'm not going down!
01:21 [music]
01:23 [music]
01:25 [music]
01:27 [music]
01:29 [music]
01:31 [music]
01:33 [music]
01:35 [music]
01:37 [music]
01:39 [music]
01:41 [music]
01:43 [music]
01:45 [music]
01:47 [music]
01:49 - Oh, sir!
01:50 - Oh, I beg my pardon.
01:52 I bow my stomach at you, very reverent.
01:54 That's all right.
01:55 My puffy cherry blossoms to you, please.
01:57 [chatter]
01:59 [chatter]
02:01 [chatter]
02:03 [music]
02:05 [music]
02:07 [music]
02:08 - All right, here he coming.
02:10 Time to shooting now, please, I hope.
02:12 No, no, no, wait, please.
02:14 Japanese custom say,
02:15 always shooting a man in the back, please.
02:17 Oh, thank you.
02:19 [music]
02:21 [music]
02:23 (speaking gibberish)
02:26 (speaking gibberish)
02:28 (tires screeching)
02:30 (tires screeching)
02:32 (spits)
02:34 (squawks)
02:41 (squawks)
02:49 (tires screeching)
02:51 (tires screeching)
02:53 (tires screeching)
03:22 Hello, please.
03:24 Master shooting's a rope right in the center of the middle,
03:27 just like the Lone Ranger.
03:29 I've got it!
03:31 (tires screeching)
03:33 (tires screeching)
03:36 (tires screeching)
03:38 (tires screeching)
03:40 (tires screeching)
03:42 (tires screeching)
03:54 (tires screeching)
04:01 (tires screeching)
04:04 (tires screeching)
04:06 (tires screeching)
04:25 (tires screeching)
04:27 (tires screeching)
04:37 (tires screeching)
04:53 (tires screeching)
04:55 (tires screeching)
05:05 (tires screeching)
05:16 (tires screeching)
05:18 (tires screeching)
05:35 (tires screeching)
05:37 (tires screeching)
06:04 (tires screeching)
06:06 (tires screeching)
06:10 (tires screeching)
06:28 (tires screeching)
06:30 (train whistle)
06:41 (train whistle)
06:43 (train wheels screeching)
06:45 Get out! You're fired!
06:56 (train whistle)
06:58 (barking)
07:24 Hey! Hey, boss!
07:27 I'm a man, with what?
07:31 So you're a riveter?
07:35 (laughing)
07:38 Yes, a riveter.
07:40 (laughing)
07:42 Oh, tough guy, huh?
07:45 Yes, a tough guy.
07:49 So what?
07:51 What?
07:53 Okay, runt, you're hired!
07:58 Okay, boss, where do I start?
08:09 Up there, on the top floor.
08:13 Oh. Oh.
08:20 Keep going!
08:22 Like this!
08:30 (tires screeching)
08:32 (whistling)
08:57 (whistling)
08:59 (panting)
09:04 Ah.
09:06 Hey, you! Get to work!
09:17 Oh, shut up.
09:19 What was that?
09:21 (laughing)
09:23 Sorry, boss.
09:26 (thud)
09:28 (laughing)
09:34 (babbling)
09:40 (babbling)
09:49 Hey! Get going!
09:53 (whistling)
09:55 How do you work this?
09:57 You're a contraption.
09:59 How do you start it?
10:01 Come on, do something!
10:04 What's going on here?
10:06 (whirring)
10:08 That's it now. That's it.
10:21 (whirring)
10:23 So, last time.
10:30 (whirring)
10:50 (whirring)
10:53 (whirring)
11:21 Don't do that!
11:23 Turn it out! It makes me nervous!
11:27 Hey, you! Give me some cybers!
11:41 Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
11:43 (babbling)
11:49 (whimpering)
11:51 Uh, never mind, sir.
11:58 There's some standing right there.
12:00 Uh, you're getting upset, sir.
12:09 Uh, can I mess with that?
12:18 (barking)
12:20 How are you, little...
12:25 (whirring)
12:53 (whirring)
12:55 (whirring)
13:09 (whirring)
13:11 (growling)
13:15 ♪ Duck, Noah, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck ♪
13:36 Yeah!
13:37 Mr. Duck, you do realize the responsibility of adopting a baby?
13:40 I know you'll be kind and gentle, control yourself at all times,
13:45 never speak crossly or lose your temper.
13:47 Well, that's fine. I'm sure you'll be a good father, sign here.
13:52 Now, here's your baby.
13:59 Well, well. A baby can't go wrong.
14:05 Why, what a happy occasion.
14:07 So, little fellow, thank you.
14:18 Well, goodbye.
14:20 Good luck, Mr. Duck.
14:23 (whirring)
14:25 (whirring)
14:30 Hello, Mr. Duck?
14:43 Yeah?
14:44 Got the baby home safely?
14:46 Well, that's just grand.
14:50 Hey, what's the big idea?
14:53 Hey, stop it!
14:57 Hello?
15:15 Now it's time for the baby's bath.
15:17 What?
15:18 You'll have a lovely time with the bath.
15:20 It's so much fun and clean.
15:23 Goodbye.
15:24 Goodbye.
15:25 Come on, little baby.
15:29 Come on.
15:31 Come to daddy.
15:34 Aw.
15:43 Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
15:47 Huh.
15:48 Just what?
15:50 You don't want a bath?
15:55 Well, let's take a bath, then, to wash little fellow.
16:02 Huh?
16:03 Hey!
16:05 Okay, bub.
16:09 Come on, bub.
16:11 Oh.
16:18 Just little piggy want to bathe.
16:22 Just little piggy stay home.
16:25 Now!
16:26 Well, I'll be a good little baby.
16:38 Oh, well, well, well.
16:40 Hello.
16:41 Mr. Duck?
16:42 Oh.
16:43 Yes, ma'am.
16:45 Now that you have finished with the bath, dry the baby thoroughly.
16:49 [music]
17:15 Goodbye.
17:16 Hey, what's the matter?
17:18 Oh.
17:19 [music]
17:32 You've been very nasty, now.
17:35 Stay away, little baby.
17:37 Attention!
17:39 [roaring]
17:40 Take that, take that!
17:42 Ouch!
17:43 [music]
17:50 Ouch!
17:51 [music]
18:01 Oh!
18:02 Ouch!
18:03 [music]
18:05 Ouch!
18:06 [music]
18:11 [barking]
18:13 [music]
18:14 [barking]
18:16 [laughing]
18:18 [barking]
18:20 [music]
18:32 [barking]
18:39 [screaming]
18:40 [music]
18:54 Oh, oh, help!
18:56 Save me!
18:57 [music]
19:05 Huh?
19:06 [music]
19:08 [ringing]
19:10 [growling]
19:11 Uh, uh, hello.
19:13 [music]
19:17 Mr. Duck, you too must take advantage of this peaceful time.
19:22 Now lie down and get your rest.
19:24 Rest!
19:25 [music]
19:39 [music]
19:49 One of the world's least appreciated scientists is the ornithologist, or egg collector to you,
19:56 whose trail penetrates the wildest and most difficult of mountains, the Andes.
20:02 Let us observe this brave scientist as he goes in search of the giant conger egg.
20:07 [music]
20:16 Once the nest is sighted, the egg collector's trouble really begins.
20:21 [music]
20:24 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
20:26 What a beauty.
20:28 [music]
20:29 [barking]
20:31 Shut up!
20:32 [barking]
20:33 Why you stupid thing!
20:35 [music]
20:36 Care should be taken to remove the egg during the mother's absence.
20:40 If this is not accomplished, it becomes necessary to seek cover.
20:44 [music]
20:46 [barking]
20:49 What is it?
20:50 [music]
20:53 [barking]
20:57 [groaning]
21:05 One should not be too hasty in selecting a hiding place, for one may find oneself in a very hot spot.
21:12 [music]
21:26 [barking]
21:36 [music]
21:48 [screaming]
21:50 [music]
22:08 The big moment in the life of a baby condor is when his mother takes him from the nest for the very first time and teaches him to fly.
22:17 [music]
22:24 [thunder]
22:26 [barking]
22:30 Sometimes storm clouds appear without a moment's notice.
22:34 [music]
22:39 [music]
22:42 [baby crying]
22:45 A great deal of urging is sometimes needed to get the young condor off the limb.
22:50 [music]
22:53 [baby crying]
22:58 [baby crying]
23:10 But once the fledgling gets the feel of the wind in his wings, he comes in for his landing with all the self-assurance of a veteran pilot.
23:20 [music]
23:28 [roaring]
23:30 [music]
23:37 [barking]
23:41 [roaring]
23:45 [barking]
23:48 [music]
23:54 [barking]
23:55 [music]
24:01 [barking]
24:05 [music]
24:22 [barking]
24:28 [music]
24:31 [barking]
24:33 [music]
24:35 [barking]
24:40 [music]
24:42 [barking]
24:44 If the mother condor shows favoritism, there's bound to be jealousy.
24:50 [music]
24:52 [barking]
24:56 [music]
25:03 [banging]
25:04 [music]
25:06 [bang]
25:07 [music]
25:17 [banging]
25:20 [music]
25:22 [whistling]
25:26 [crash]
25:28 [crash]
25:30 The egg collector often finds himself in a predicament which calls for strategy, and he must even use a decoy.
25:38 [music]
25:42 [crash]
25:44 [music]
26:00 [barking]
26:08 [laughing]
26:10 [barking]
26:12 At last, the egg collector triumphed!
26:17 [barking]
26:29 [barking]
26:37 [music]
26:42 [whistling]
26:47 [music]
26:52 [whistling]
26:55 [music]
26:59 [barking]
27:02 [music]
27:11 So you can see how difficult it is to get the egg without getting the bird.
27:17 [music]
27:28 [music]
27:53 [barking]
27:56 [music]
28:01 [barking]
28:04 [coughing]
28:05 Oh!
28:06 [coughing]
28:07 Smoke!
28:08 [coughing]
28:09 [music]
28:22 [crash]
28:23 [music]
28:27 [crash]
28:28 [music]
28:52 [crash]
28:53 [music]
28:56 [barking]
28:59 [music]
29:13 Temper, temper, shame on you!
29:16 You never see me lose my temper, do you?
29:18 [barking]
29:19 Well, I'm not going out with you again until you cure that temper.
29:23 Oh, Tessie, I'm sorry.
29:27 The news!
29:28 Boo!
29:30 [music]
29:39 Temper, Tessie, temper!
29:42 Take the cure by mail to Tootsbury Institute of Temperism.
29:49 Oh boy, oh boy!
29:51 [music]
29:56 Let's be brief and get right to the point.
29:58 I'm an insult machine representing the Tootsbury Institute of Temperism.
30:02 If you can take my insults for ten minutes and still control your temper,
30:06 you'll be cured forever!
30:08 Wonderful!
30:09 Do you promise to give me your attention, your whole attention,
30:12 nothing but your attention to help you, Hannah?
30:14 I do.
30:16 That's fine. Now will you please look behind you?
30:18 [crash]
30:20 [laughing]
30:21 Sucker! [laughing]
30:24 Oh, that's all right.
30:27 Come over here!
30:30 Ah, there you are!
30:32 Hey, just a minute!
30:34 Ah, control yourself.
30:37 I almost forgot.
30:39 For a moment.
30:40 Psst! Have you heard this one?
30:42 [muttering]
30:46 [screaming]
30:48 [screaming]
30:50 [silence]
30:52 Remember, before you lose your temper, count to ten.
30:55 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
30:58 Hey, you're doing fine.
31:00 In fact, I'm going to give you a nice surprise.
31:02 [crash]
31:03 Ouch!
31:04 [laughing]
31:07 Don't lose your temper now. You've only got a minute to go.
31:10 Ten minutes to relax.
31:12 Now relax yourself.
31:14 All right.
31:16 [snoring]
31:17 [crash]
31:19 [snoring]
31:21 Now close your eyes and hold out your hand.
31:24 [crash]
31:26 Only ten seconds to go, pal, and you've made it!
31:29 [crash]
31:32 [music]
31:34 [muttering]
31:37 Congratulations! You're a new man!
31:40 [music]
31:42 [muttering]
31:44 [music]
31:53 Daisy.
31:55 It's the new me.
31:58 [muttering]
31:59 Daisy, it's the new me. It's the new me.
32:02 We'll see.
32:04 Test him out on the window.
32:06 Would you mind opening the window for me?
32:08 [music]
32:21 [muttering]
32:25 [muttering]
32:28 [music]
32:36 [muttering]
32:39 [music]
32:43 [muttering]
32:44 You may.
32:46 [music]
32:48 [crash]
32:50 [music]
32:55 [muttering]
32:58 [music]
33:06 Daisy, it's all done.
33:09 [crash]
33:11 [music]
33:15 [laughing]
33:16 Wonderful! After all that, you're still smiling.
33:20 Now I'll go out with you.
33:22 [shrieking]
33:24 Already?
33:26 [music]
33:28 [laughing]
33:29 Why did you take that to Ransom?
33:32 Oh, you don't like my hat.
33:35 [music]
33:36 You can't come in through here, you big bugger.
33:38 [muttering]
33:41 [music]
33:52 [music]
34:07 [shrieking]
34:10 [crash]
34:11 [shrieking]
34:13 [crash]
34:14 [shrieking]
34:15 [music]
34:17 [snoring]
34:19 [snoring]
34:28 [phone ringing]
34:32 [music]
34:33 [muttering]
34:38 Station 13?
34:39 Yes, sir.
34:40 When you hear that phone, answer it!
34:45 Yes, sir.
34:46 You're using too many trees in your district, understand?
34:49 Yes, sir.
34:50 If old Sequoia goes, you go!
34:56 [shrieking]
34:57 Get out there and watch old Sequoia!
35:00 [music]
35:14 [muttering]
35:16 [music]
35:39 [muttering]
35:43 [music]
35:44 [muttering]
35:47 [music]
35:51 [muttering]
35:54 [music]
35:55 [shouting]
35:57 [music]
36:02 [crash]
36:03 [music]
36:05 [snoring]
36:06 [music]
36:12 [muttering]
36:13 [music]
36:20 [muttering]
36:22 [music]
36:31 [bell ringing]
36:34 [music]
36:38 [muttering]
36:39 Are you keeping an eye on old Sequoia?
36:42 Yes, sir.
36:43 Well, what are you doing at this phone?
36:45 Get out there and watch old Sequoia!
36:48 Yes, sir.
36:49 [music]
36:52 [crash]
36:53 [music]
36:54 [muttering]
36:55 [music]
37:02 [snoring]
37:05 [music]
37:08 Uh-oh!
37:09 Looks like an inside job!
37:11 [music]
37:18 [muttering]
37:19 [music]
37:20 [knocking]
37:21 [knocking]
37:22 [knocking]
37:23 [muttering]
37:24 [music]
37:51 [laughing]
37:57 [music]
38:04 [crash]
38:05 [music]
38:08 [crash]
38:09 [music]
38:10 [laughing]
38:13 [music]
38:21 [crash]
38:22 [music]
38:26 [laughing]
38:27 [music]
38:28 [crash]
38:29 [music]
38:32 [muttering]
38:34 [muttering]
38:37 [muttering]
38:40 [music]
38:50 [screaming]
38:54 [music]
39:03 [whistling]
39:04 [music]
39:15 [muttering]
39:18 [crash]
39:19 [crash]
39:22 [whistling]
39:27 [crash]
39:28 [laughing]
39:30 [music]
39:34 [muttering]
39:35 How's old Sequoia coming?
39:37 [music]
39:39 Sure's coming fine!
39:41 [music]
39:52 [crash]
39:54 [music]
39:59 [muttering]
40:03 Sure's fine!
40:05 [music]
40:18 [crash]
40:24 [music]
40:38 Hey! How about a new hat?
40:40 Nah, just that one.
40:43 [muttering]
40:46 Hey, look at this!
40:48 A box of Snickers!
40:50 Only two dollars each!
40:52 What's that?
40:54 [music]
41:03 Yeah!
41:05 [music]
41:08 [crash]
41:09 [music]
41:16 [muttering]
41:19 What's going on? What's that?
41:21 [music]
41:26 [muttering]
41:29 Let's see now.
41:31 [muttering]
41:35 Total? Two ninety-eight.
41:37 Well, that's very reasonable, boys.
41:41 [music]
41:47 Oops!
41:48 [laughing]
41:50 Too much?
41:51 [laughing]
41:53 [music]
41:58 [cash register bell]
42:01 Take my advice, do as I say,
42:05 save a little money for a rainy day.
42:08 [music]
42:09 [cash register bell]
42:10 [music]
42:11 [cash register bell]
42:12 [music]
42:16 [cash register bell]
42:17 [music]
42:20 [sneezing]
42:21 [music]
42:31 [snoring]
42:33 [music]
42:41 [snoring]
42:42 [music]
42:52 [snoring]
42:53 [music]
42:56 [snoring]
42:57 [music]
43:03 [snoring]
43:04 [music]
43:08 [muttering]
43:10 Ten, ten, ten, seven, seven, seven, four, four, four.
43:18 [cash register bell]
43:21 Put it back.
43:22 Put it back.
43:23 Put it back.
43:24 Put it back.
43:25 Put it back.
43:27 [cash register bell]
43:28 [music]
43:29 You ought to be ashamed stealing money from your own bank.
43:33 Why, you know what I'll do?
43:35 [cash register bell]
43:36 [music]
43:41 [music]
43:51 [music]
43:53 [cash register bell]
43:54 [music]
44:05 [gasp]
44:06 [music]
44:12 [gasp]
44:13 [music]
44:20 [gasp]
44:21 [music]
44:23 [gasp]
44:24 [music]
44:29 [gasp]
44:30 All right.
44:31 Let's see what you got.
44:33 [music]
44:39 Ha!
44:40 [music]
44:48 Ten, seven, four, six.
44:51 [music]
45:04 Huh?
45:05 Show!
45:07 [music]
45:11 Oh, boy!
45:12 Over here!
45:13 Get some of this, I guess.
45:16 Look!
45:17 I'll show you how to do it.
45:19 [music]
45:21 So, you want a smoke, huh?
45:24 All right.
45:25 I'm going to give you one now.
45:27 [music]
45:29 Oh, no, you don't!
45:31 [music]
45:42 Come on, boys.
45:44 We're going to have a good smoke.
45:47 [laughing]
45:49 [music]
45:58 Don't give up yet.
46:00 [laughing]
46:03 So, Uncle Donald.
46:05 Huh?
46:06 Happy birthday to you, to you, and you.
46:11 Birthday.
46:13 Oh, my gosh.
46:15 [music]
46:18 [mumbling]
46:27 [music]
46:35 [music]
46:45 [mumbling]
46:55 [music]
47:05 [music]
47:15 [music]
47:41 I must humor him.
47:43 If I doesn't wake him, it would be fatal.
47:47 Good evening, Donald.
47:50 [mumbling]
47:53 On time for our date?
47:55 Oh, sure, Donald.
47:57 [laughing]
47:58 [music]
48:03 [music]
48:11 [music]
48:15 [music]
48:20 [music]
48:27 [music]
48:34 [music]
48:39 [music]
48:42 [music]
48:49 [music]
48:54 [snoring]
49:07 [music]
49:25 Donald.
49:27 But, but, Donald, this is a shorter way.
49:31 [music]
49:39 [music]
49:45 [music]
49:53 [music]
50:01 [music]
50:09 [music]
50:15 [music]
50:23 [music]
50:31 [music]
50:35 [music]
50:43 [music]
50:47 [music]
50:51 [music]
50:55 [music]
50:57 [music]
51:03 [music]
51:07 [music]
51:15 [music]
51:26 Let's see now.
51:28 [music]
51:31 [howling]
51:33 What was that?
51:34 Oh, a boat. If we hurry, we can just make it.
51:37 [music]
51:45 Phew, we made it.
51:47 I'll fix your deck chair, Donald.
51:50 [howling]
51:52 Now, here's your deck chair.
51:54 [music]
51:58 I'll take your hat, sir. I hope you're comfortable, sir.
52:02 [sigh] At last.
52:05 [music]
52:13 Gashy, you are walking in your sleep.
52:17 Who, me? I'm walking in my sleep?
52:20 Shh, you'll wake yourself.
52:23 Donald, I'll have you know I'm not walking in my sleep.
52:26 [laughing]
52:29 [ding]
52:31 [music]
52:49 [music]
52:58 [singing]
53:06 [snoring]
53:10 [music]
53:12 [ding]
53:15 Someone's jogging.
53:17 Oh, boy, oh, boy. I'm bursting.
53:20 You're the sleet.
53:22 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. I'm fine.
53:25 You're getting embarrassed.
53:28 [whimpering]
53:32 There's the answer to your problem, pal.
53:37 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't do that.
53:41 Go on. You got a date, ain't you?
53:44 You're broke, ain't you?
53:46 No, no, no, not that. No, no, no.
53:49 Nobody's gonna know. Take it.
53:52 [whimpering]
53:56 Atta boy, atta boy.
53:59 [snoring]
54:01 Watch it, pal.
54:03 [whimpering]
54:10 [whimpering]
54:14 [whimpering]
54:19 [whistling]
54:22 What's the doing, Uncle Gargold?
54:25 Get those kids to bed.
54:27 Get to bed!
54:30 Thomas Graham.
54:32 Slam!
54:36 Bless you, sir. Bless you, Uncle Gargold.
54:39 I'm on.
54:41 [ding]
54:44 Ah, think of that date with Daisy.
54:46 Remember, anything worth having is worth working for.
54:49 Try this off.
54:52 [neighing]
54:55 Hurry up, stupid. He ain't got all night.
55:00 [whimpering]
55:03 Up!
55:05 [whimpering]
55:10 Neat job, pal.
55:15 Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger. I'm late.
55:19 Uncle Gargold!
55:21 Uh-oh, those kids again.
55:23 Uncle Gargold!
55:25 Uncle Gargold!
55:29 Yes, boss. Same old you.
55:33 Got it.
55:35 You forgot to kiss us goodnight.
55:39 [snoring]
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58:28 You're on the sponge, Grif!