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00:00 [Music]
00:29 February the 29th. Dear diary, this morning was much like any other morning.
00:37 And when I took my usual walk, I had no idea that on this day I was destined to find the girl of my dreams.
00:46 [Music]
00:51 Wow.
00:53 [Music]
01:10 I suppose the whole thing was my fault. I was just a lonesome bachelor searching for my ideal.
01:17 Oh dear.
01:19 [Music]
01:29 Ah yes, I'm quite impulsive by nature.
01:33 [Music]
01:36 And yet I can't say I was unhappy as a bachelor. Though at times I felt I was missing something.
01:43 Help, help, save me.
01:46 Oh darn.
01:49 My technique was simple. I swept her off her feet.
01:53 My search was over. At last I'd found my dream girl.
01:59 Took her to the latest movies. Just two crazy kids.
02:03 [Music]
02:06 We dined at the best places.
02:08 [Music]
02:11 I took her to my favorite spot.
02:13 [Music]
02:18 And she took me to hers.
02:20 [Music]
02:24 And when I could resist her no longer, I kissed her.
02:28 [Kissing]
02:30 Ah, I knew I was winning her over.
02:32 I was invited to meet the family.
02:35 [Buzzer]
02:36 [Squeaking]
02:39 Donald, meet my brothers.
02:42 [Squeaking]
02:44 And this is my mother.
02:46 Hey, what's the name?
02:48 Donald Duckman.
02:51 Hmm, and this is Daddy.
02:54 Ah yes, they were my kind of people.
02:59 I knew the time was now to pop the question.
03:02 [Music]
03:04 Ah, tonight's the night.
03:07 Here comes Dreamboat.
03:10 Dreamboat's like a man just moving slowly.
03:14 [Buzzer]
03:15 [Music]
03:17 [Squeaking]
03:19 I am going to be down as soon as I powder my nose, Dreamer.
03:25 [Music]
03:31 Alone at last.
03:33 The stage was all set for my big moment.
03:37 [Music]
03:41 [Snoring]
03:44 [Music]
03:50 Would you be mine?
03:51 Would I?
03:52 Baby!
03:54 At last my dreams had come true.
03:57 [Music]
04:01 The family didn't feel they'd lost a daughter, but had gained a son.
04:06 [Music]
04:08 Goodbye, Daisy.
04:10 [Music]
04:13 She helped plan our honeymoon.
04:15 [Music]
04:27 But I promised them.
04:29 She was loyal.
04:32 She was sensitive.
04:34 [Gasp]
04:35 And had a wonderful sense of value.
04:38 Hmm.
04:40 [Train whistle]
04:41 We drove directly to our dream cottage.
04:44 [Music]
04:45 [Snoring]
04:48 Alone at last.
04:50 Don't crack no mud on them flowers.
04:54 [Squeaking]
04:56 [Music]
04:58 Well, with the honeymoon over, we settled down to domestic life.
05:02 And got to know each other better.
05:05 You're bloody.
05:06 [Squeak]
05:07 What's the matter?
05:09 [Music]
05:11 I'll never forget that first evening when I returned home.
05:15 [Music]
05:16 [Snoring]
05:19 [Music]
05:20 [Squeak]
05:21 [Music]
05:24 [Singing]
05:27 [Squeak]
05:28 [Squeak]
05:29 [Music]
05:31 She had prepared my favorite dish.
05:34 [Music]
05:37 [Squeak]
05:38 Dinner's served.
05:40 [Music]
05:41 And how surprised I was to see her family.
05:44 [Music]
05:49 [Squeak]
05:50 [Music]
05:56 Now after a hearty meal, I went for my favorite chat.
06:00 That garbage buster.
06:02 I began to notice a change in Daisy.
06:06 What had happened to this beautiful thing between us?
06:09 [Squeak]
06:10 Was this the wedded bliss I'd dreamed of?
06:14 I was losing my identity.
06:16 I had become a...
06:17 [Clicking]
06:18 A robot.
06:19 Cut the grass.
06:20 [Sizzling]
06:21 [Indistinct chatter]
06:22 Take out the cat.
06:23 [Indistinct chatter]
06:24 Dust the furniture.
06:25 [Indistinct chatter]
06:26 Take out the cat.
06:27 [Indistinct chatter]
06:28 [Indistinct chatter]
06:33 Donald.
06:34 Donald.
06:35 Dreamer boy.
06:37 Wake up.
06:40 [Music]
06:41 [Squeak]
06:43 [Music]
06:45 [Splash]
06:46 Dear diary, it was a narrow escape.
06:50 Though I was born when I kissed her,
06:53 I died when we parted.
06:56 [Music]
07:01 But I lived for a little while.
07:04 [Music]