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00:00 Once upon a time in a small village near a big castle there lived a poor little
00:07 orphan girl named Cinderella. Cinderella lived with her two mean stepsisters and
00:13 her mean stepmother. Okay baby cakes I'm your mean stepmother for this story and
00:20 you better believe it you don't look convinced. Stand at attention for I'm
00:27 talking to you. All right let's get cracking. I want the windows washed, I
00:34 want the dishes washed, I want the floors scrubbed. But most of all I want my two
00:42 beautiful daughters made ready for the ball. Well semi cute daughters. Well how
00:53 about somewhat less than repulsive daughters. Would you buy that? Well what
00:59 are you waiting for? An early snow? Get moving. Now my two sweet poopsie cums it's
01:08 time to get ready for the ball.
01:11 [Music]
01:23 Now listen you freeloading cat. You're making a bigger mess than before. Hmm I
01:30 don't remember no dumb cat in this fairy tale. Now my precious darling are you
01:38 ready yet? No because Cinderella is not helping enough. Well if some people can't help out
01:52 around here well then some people wouldn't be able to go to the ball. Right
01:59 girls? Yes mother. Cinderella help me with my powdered wig. Cinderella I need help with my lipstick and hurry up. Cinderella I need help with my shoes. Cinderella I need my corset tightened.
02:24 Cinderella.
02:34 Okay that does it. We're going to the ball without you pets. Come my two enchantresses.
02:47 That was really mean of that mean stepmother. I mean really and those two
02:54 mean sisters if you know what I mean. What this story needs now is a fairy
02:59 godmother to lighten things up if you get my meaning. Here I am your fairy godmother.
03:09 I think I'm your fairy godmother. Yes of course I am. Nobody else looks like a
03:16 fairy godmother around here so it must be me. See I have the regulation wand with
03:22 that sparkly stuff coming out of it. Well I'm sure I'm a fairy godmother.
03:27 Oh yes look. Of course I've got to be a fairy godmother don't I? I'll prove it to you. I'll do a little magic. I'll change that mirror on the wall into a clear blue lake.
03:45 Oh here I am your fairy chicken. Oh why that's not right. Oh what am I again? You're our fairy godmother. Oh of course how silly of me. I'm your fairy godmother.
04:06 And you have to get ready for the ball. First you're going to need a team of
04:12 white horses to pull your carriage. That doesn't seem right. I know a pumpkin has
04:20 something to do with this story. Oh well anyway we still need a carriage.
04:26 Oh now let's see. Maybe the dress goes on the pumpkin. That's it. The dress goes on the pumpkin. Wow. Dynamite. Oh hello again darling. Now we need nice slippers.
04:49 Oh oh my goodness. It's Chicken Runner. No that is definitely not the name of this story. Oh and this will never do dearie. Oh why don't you go just as you are. And I'll go as the horse carriage. To the ball.
05:13 Listen Prince. You have got to get married soon. Do you know what the taxes are on an unmarried prince? You're breaking the kingdom. I know I know. Oh your friendship. I'd like you to meet my two lovely daughters. You'll not find two more gorgeous girls in all your kingdom.
05:42 Right girls? Right. Yuck. Show the nice prince how well you dance. Yikes. Pay no attention to that silly creature prince. This is the daughter of the
06:11 prince. This is the daughter who can trip the light fantastic. Say who are you? I'm Chicken Bella. I mean Cinderella. Oops. Oh sorry. I have to run now. Cinderella wait.
06:40 We both know how the story is supposed to end so why don't you just put on. Let's beat it. No. Now that's not fair. This fairy tale always ends the same way and we don't like it. We spent all that time getting ready for the ball. And what for? What for? We never got the prince.
07:09 Yeah.