Tom & Jerry Episode 195 The Sorceress Apprentices (1975)
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00:00 At last! The once a century magician's convention.
00:05 Now I, Sapstone the Sorcerer, will prove who's the greatest of us all.
00:10 Oh Manfred! My magic prop room is a mess.
00:14 Where is that worthless apprentice of mine?
00:18 Manfred! Are you sleeping on the job again?
00:22 Sorry, master.
00:25 Oh! I must have dozed off.
00:30 And for the last time, you lazy lump.
00:33 I shall seek a new apprentice to replace you.
00:39 Aha! Or even better, two for the price of one.
00:45 Ah! So glad you volunteered to be my new apprentices.
00:52 Huh? Me? Replaced by a cat and mouse?
00:57 You can't do this, master.
00:59 I can do anything. And you can go chase your tail.
01:04 Oh, okay, master. Since you put it that way.
01:10 Now for my new apprentices.
01:13 Clean up this messy magic room and see that my props are in order for tonight's big show.
01:18 Whilst I nap.
01:21 Boy, are you guys going to be sorry for stealing my job?
01:24 Just as soon as I catch my tail.
01:26 [music]
01:52 Hey! Nobody's allowed to use Sapstone's magic wand except Sapstone.
01:57 So don't get any ideas.
01:59 Hey! I've been chasing my tail the wrong way all this time.
02:12 Gotcha!
02:13 Alright, you job stealers. I'm back in and you're going out.
02:21 Give me that, you little squirt.
02:23 Whoops! I mean big squirt.
02:31 Half a magic wand is all I need to get you two out of my fur.
02:37 Enjoy your trip to the North Pole.
02:40 Whoa!
02:41 Let's say we settle this like gentlemen.
02:56 Say a magic duel.
02:58 Okay? Okay.
03:00 Remember the rules. Ten paces, turn and cut loose.
03:04 One, two, three, four, five.
03:07 And your number's up, chumps.
03:10 [music]
03:17 Now you're going to bug out permanently.
03:20 Come here and fight like men.
03:23 Yikes! I didn't mean men, fellas. I meant mice.
03:31 Alright, you little mises. Let's see you get away now.
03:38 [music]
03:44 Whoa!
03:45 You got away, fellas. Almost.
03:48 [music]
04:05 Let's have a truce talk, fellas, alright?
04:08 Now, since we're at a standoff with these magic wands,
04:11 let's figure another way to decide who's going to stay without them, okay?
04:15 Okay. So I'll just put the pieces back together and toss the wands in this here prop box.
04:21 Okay? Okay.
04:23 Now, none of us has a magic wand, right?
04:26 Wrong. Thanks to my old magic wand up-the-sleeve trick.
04:30 [laughs]
04:31 [sirens]
04:34 Cheaters never prosper.
04:36 You won't get away with that. This time I'm going to pulverize you two.
04:42 [sirens]
04:44 [crash]
04:45 [music]
04:49 Now I don't see 'em.
04:50 No wonder. Disappearing ink.
04:55 But it won't help 'em, 'cause all I gotta say is reappear.
05:00 [sirens]
05:02 See? Glad to see you, fellas.
05:04 'Cause now I'm gonna make you disappear for good.
05:07 Huh? What's with the card tricks at a time like this?
05:11 [sirens]
05:12 [crash]
05:13 I had to ask a dumb question.
05:16 I'm gonna get you this time, and nothing's gonna stop me.
05:20 [sirens]
05:22 Oops. Something stopped me.
05:25 The Master's Prize trophy, guys.
05:29 He'll flatten me if that gets wrecked.
05:32 [crash]
05:35 Hey, Gantz, what's going on here?
05:38 Oh, no, I'm dead, zooks.
05:43 Did a tornado strike here whilst I napped?
05:46 I'll soon find out.
05:48 [sirens]
05:50 Oh, all-seeing eye, show me what caused this calamity.
05:55 Yes, Master.
05:58 [sirens]
06:02 So, my apprentices and ex-apprentice are the reasons, eh?
06:07 [sirens]
06:10 Oh, I'm very sorry, Master.
06:12 Ha! You'll really be sorry when I put you under my most diabolical spell.
06:18 You know, fellas, I wish we could start this day all over.
06:22 [music]
06:26 [sirens]
06:28 [music]
06:33 Ah, so glad you volunteered to be my new apprentices.
06:38 Oh, no. You mean we gotta go through all this again?
06:44 [music]
06:47 [sirens]
06:49 [music]
06:56 You know something, Manfred?
06:58 Looks like anybody can be a magician nowadays.
07:02 You're right, Master. The business is going to the dogs.
07:07 [laughs]
07:09 [music]