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00:00 [music]
00:23 Welcome to Castle Scarolatti. I see you answered my ad, but are you brave enough to spend the night in my haunted, uh, comfortable castle for the $20 price?
00:34 [thunder]
00:38 [howling]
00:42 Ah, I see you've changed your mind.
00:46 It'll be easy, gentlemen. All you have to do is remain in the castle until morning.
00:51 Now, I will show you to your room.
00:54 [thunder]
00:57 I'm sure you'll enjoy a good nightmare's sleep if you don't believe in ghosts.
01:03 [laughing]
01:07 [snoring]
01:10 [snoring]
01:21 Good evening, fellas.
01:23 [howling]
01:30 [whistling]
01:32 [howling]
01:39 Phew! Phew!
01:43 [laughing]
01:55 [laughing]
01:59 [whistling]
02:08 [laughing]
02:12 [howling]
02:18 [howling]
02:25 [laughing]
02:30 Phew!
02:35 [howling]
02:38 Hmm.
02:43 [howling]
02:47 [laughing]
02:50 [laughing]
02:53 [howling]
02:59 [howling]
03:01 [laughs]
03:07 [whistles]
03:10 [laughs]
03:17 [laughs]
03:20 [laughs]
03:24 [laughs]
03:28 [laughs]
03:33 [laughs]
03:36 [laughs]
03:42 Hmm.
03:45 [laughs]
03:49 [laughs]
03:57 [laughs]
04:00 Whoa!
04:04 [laughs]
04:07 Gotcha!
04:12 You ectoplasmic puddin' head! Now see what you did? It's almost morning!
04:19 Now go scare those two out of here, or your ghost will be a ghost!
04:24 Oh boy, the quality of ghost us wizards have to conjure up these days.
04:30 Oh no!
04:40 [whistles]
04:43 [whistles]
04:47 Hmm.
04:48 [whistles]
04:50 [whistles]
04:51 [whistles]
04:52 [whistles]
04:53 [whistles]
04:54 [whistles]
04:55 [whistles]
04:56 Oh no! That's horrible! I can't stand it! I give up now!
05:09 Besides, look! It's morning!
05:14 You win.
05:16 He's right, fellas, and here's your $20 prize for helping test out my haunted house tourist attraction.
05:24 Huh?
05:25 Naturally, everything was fake, because everybody knows there's no such thing as ghosts.
05:30 [laughs]
05:32 Boy, the way you guys fell for tricks.
05:35 [laughs]
05:36 Like the ghost bits? [laughs]
05:40 All done with a movie projector! Funny! Funny! [laughs]
05:48 And how about that magic painting for the upside down room? [laughs]
05:56 Real screamers, right fellas?
05:59 Hmm. You sure earned your prize, not just for staying all night, but for being such pride stooges.
06:09 Ghosts? [laughs] Oh, I can't stand it!
06:17 Anyway, here's your prize money, fellas.
06:20 [ghost howls]
06:25 Oh no!
06:30 [ghost howls]
06:37 [ghost howls]
06:40 [thunder]
06:43 Wouldn't you know it? Of all the castles I had to pick to haunt, I had to pick a real haunted castle!
06:52 [laughs]
07:00 So, it was those two!
07:05 But nobody gets the last laugh on me!
07:08 [laughs]
07:10 [Music]