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00:00:00 You shot goes again, bro, I'm I got this I know what I'm gonna do I know what I must do
00:00:05 This is the best start to a season I've ever seen like ever
00:00:25 Right you still got you still got that FNCS drop speed in you bro. I love it. You already know it man. I
00:00:29 Got one knocked on roof
00:00:33 No way dude another on roof you guys flew in late somehow it's free real estate
00:00:52 Never to the right I'm falling for you
00:00:55 Come here throw you all right
00:01:05 29 that guy got right for me 41 104 104 one shot gently
00:01:20 Here's Johnny
00:01:22 It's gonna be a rocket ram straight wait wait. No no
00:01:27 There's two more season here lasers
00:01:30 One across I'm hiding in the beds
00:01:32 Hello, oh wait the rocket ram to the air, bro, I believe
00:01:45 Do you jump?
00:01:48 Oh
00:01:50 This bit
00:01:53 Going up got a blast
00:02:02 He's spiraling down he's gonna
00:02:09 Leave it where did you die oh?
00:02:16 And it looks like we're gonna be winning all the hold up okay, and we're gonna take the chug chug oceans bottomless chug chug
00:02:23 We're gonna go go
00:02:28 Oh, yeah, I forgot about these guys
00:02:33 But we'll boil later oh my god, bro, this car is awesome
00:02:44 Well this might be the longest I've been in a storm step way to this
00:02:46 We live here, bro, I just hope another people not in this bush
00:02:56 Ocean bottomless chug coming to God
00:03:10 Guys everything I can tell resting in front of me. I got him put together now. I only have a maven though and they
00:03:16 Got a wife literally knocking yeah, I'm top rare
00:03:20 I'm for 116. I'm going for it. I'm landing on with it never mind
00:03:27 These are the guys they're dead
00:03:30 Yo get on baby do Jack we can do we've been rocket running each other for like an hour
00:03:36 Yes, he's had a rocket. I've had a rock and rammy my ass hurts, and I need you. That's what I'll say oh
00:03:42 One guy hit me he's one shot. He's one days one shot. Oh, No
00:03:52 Week
00:03:56 38 knock him you see me still right here
00:03:59 That it it it I'm gonna grab these other spots
00:04:06 I'm shooting at me ready
00:04:09 Trying to get up top here boom. Oh well there goes my cover
00:04:16 Let me take some more out the dinos. Don't be something I could be a
00:04:21 147 what a 208 209 the close one. I'm going for these guys
00:04:24 Oh my god
00:04:33 Never mind, I'm eternally not landing I
00:04:35 Knocked one chasing chase one behind us
00:04:39 64 cracked on this tree
00:04:42 Dead dead I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. It's a challenge. You know just gonna be over here
00:04:46 Here you can hit this a little bounce right here for mobility
00:04:52 Hold up slash flasher boom. Oh my god, bro wait the foundations mk7 assault rifle
00:05:01 Oh
00:05:03 Dude we're gonna to be to on roof inside capping capping capping flying on us, I think
00:05:07 41 64 pretty sure my guy 21
00:05:11 All the guys underneath us. He's like right underneath us. It's gonna land on with you
00:05:16 84 chocolate
00:05:20 91 white
00:05:22 Chocolate again, bro. I believe I got this I know what I'm gonna do I know what I must do
00:05:27 Oh
00:05:29 Save this is the best start to a season. I've ever seen like ever
00:05:54 Just dove off of an island with the giant dildos of doom I
00:05:58 Build those of doom no better way to explain it
00:06:01 then we just do an act and take that
00:06:07 Oh
00:06:09 My god, bro, dude Jack relax take your time now, I got him so
00:06:35 There it is unguarded
00:06:37 Oh, it's a real player
00:06:58 I
00:07:00 Got some real player actually shooting at me
00:07:08 Big damage
00:07:19 Oh
00:07:21 the way
00:07:46 I
00:07:48 Think you need to lose some weight you're fatty. That's what it is
00:08:09 Hey, you can't talk to my grandchild like that. Somebody ought to put you in a mental institution
00:08:15 Somebody ought to put you in a box floating down the river granny
00:08:18 Hey, oh that I just get shot one time and then my car got stuck
00:08:31, right? I'm like
00:08:51 I
00:08:53 Excuse me successfully logged out. Am I hacked?
00:09:09 the first time with the shotgun running
00:09:37 He's in there with a Maven
00:09:39 Thanks get me close today I be my plea
00:09:51 Move
00:10:06 After that, no, these guys are dropping out right now
00:10:09 Drop the disrupt
00:10:14 65 1
00:10:17 Did you just assume I was gonna make that or
00:10:33 Yeah, I'm just gonna land right on top of the middle of a low one
00:10:36 He's one shot he's one shot bro, are you doing man this guy's one shot absolutely to HP how do you miss that?
00:10:52 What how
00:10:57 Missed what I missed the mountain you missed a king mountain
00:11:04 I'm watching
00:11:05 You mean?
00:11:07 There's no way you're back in replay
00:11:19 Yo, you're terrible what did I just watch
00:11:26 Oh
00:11:28 Oh
00:11:30 Hello there
00:11:43 I
00:11:45 Know
00:12:14 Are you there what
00:12:16 You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet hey yo master chief dog
00:12:25 What are you doing
00:12:30 I
00:12:32 Gonna have to drop some some loot here or not. I'll just die
00:12:54 Oh
00:12:56 That's annoying oh my god
00:13:12 Oh
00:13:14 What the fuck is happening
00:13:27 What actually happened there's so many people there I like a thousand people
00:13:33 I
00:14:00 Broke this guy is literally how is that happening? How is this guy doing me behind the wall?
00:14:07 I
00:14:09 Think it's kind of I think it's a little broken dude
00:14:33 I
00:14:35 For fella
00:14:45 I'm always excited for the next season, bro. Why is that? I'm so loud
00:14:58 I
00:15:00 I
00:15:02 I
00:15:04 I
00:15:06 I
00:15:08 I
00:15:10 I
00:15:12 I
00:15:41 Jesus let me go, dude
00:15:43 20 being better a kid game
00:15:57 In a perfect world no reason to randomly hate on it now at all
00:16:07 Oh
00:16:09 I
00:16:11, too
00:16:28 We get any
00:16:30 Wow wow what the just happened
00:16:56 Like
00:16:58 I just have to
00:17:02 Kill me
00:17:16 I got two people on me already and I knocked one. He's picked me up. He threw me on the ground and now he's
00:17:44 A player right there player right there your left legion, I believe
00:17:48 Well, he said I'm out of here man
00:17:57 James fun just double res it just double res it double res it double res it from right here this random soul
00:18:05 By the way, I'm landing right on him
00:18:07 Everyone
00:18:10 I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him
00:18:16 Good driving leader. Yeah, I had a few beers this morning
00:18:29 That's my bad did you get that guy yeah, he's dead someone else is here
00:18:38 I
00:18:40 Gotta be said probably the other guys teammate
00:18:42 Really really want to see how good this scope versus mine
00:18:47 Sorry, I just had to beat you kill the guy down here enough
00:19:05 I
00:19:07'm gonna go with the bottomless
00:19:09 I've no idea if I can go up. But here we go. Oh
00:19:14 God damn it, bro. I can't really I can't break that
00:19:24 People are funny I bet you the scope first goes crazy on vehicles. Yeah
00:19:32 834 I don't know if he's still there. He's right. I'm getting beamed. Oh, no
00:19:38 Dead he's a carefully he's running away. They have the turret
00:19:52 I'm not gonna get my knock him. I knock him. I knock him. I'm in John
00:19:56 47 oh my god
00:20:01 Oh my god, bro
00:20:03 Bro, there's actually so oh they're capping someone's capping this
00:20:08 They're going for the cap. I'm gonna try to snipe one
00:20:12 When you jump off it was a solo dolo just hit the flu we plow
00:20:16 Dude the combat stuff is crazy when they're flying 30 white I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in
00:20:23 Okay, one more time hold on I'm getting beat I'm getting beat aboard aboard aboard abort
00:20:31 Wait, wait, he already said did he already sit there? I got one
00:20:34 White you knocked it for all damage Oh
00:20:40 Fine
00:20:45 Right nine
00:20:49 When I'm 58 58 58 and three times first
00:20:56 There was not a corpse on the screen. Oh, okay. I'm just dead
00:21:01 knock him headshot I
00:21:04 See behind you mega
00:21:08 2817
00:21:10 Dad that's the guy okay. Yes. Yeah, that's the guy right for the angle right here for the angle. There he is
00:21:17 Heresy remove this bill
00:21:25 I'm beam beam beam beam beam beam beam beam
00:21:27 Top the hill right back. I'm looking
00:21:33 100 on him double to my right like a east 120
00:21:40 I might I might rock it right back. I'm gonna rock around any brother
00:21:48 Oh
00:21:50 One shot on me knock one and the one more up here above us above us a gas station right now
00:22:02 He's come close you oh
00:22:07 We got him what's on the distance about knock him? Oh
00:22:11 No
00:22:16 Oh
00:22:18 Yeah, the guys one shot one shot driving the truck I might I might hit him in the air with it hold on
00:22:28 What Johnny's what I want you I want that
00:22:33 Dude I'm just gonna die this arm here. I'm trying to look for help. Dude. My spider sense is tingling. That's all the map
00:22:41 Oh
00:22:43 To be 1v1 boys not fun 98 on this kid
00:22:54 Rare nice you want to rock recovery game on rocks
00:22:58 Let's go
00:23:04 That was close to game
00:23:07 I
00:23:09 Tell you later
00:23:16 120 in white dress
00:23:27 No, we get a lost one complete the mission
00:23:30 Well, I hate this not eat more than anything in the game
00:23:39 That pistol is so good
00:23:56 Oh
00:23:58 Nice come on, baby. Hi
00:24:04 tyler you sick out for anything
00:24:22 Nice
00:24:33 I just littered with port-a-fortresses. Thank you
00:24:38 Play a lot of players are a lot of guys right there make a wish honey. Nice shot. I can just tell you
00:24:50 Watch out watch out watch out. I got him what he's on me. Step is definitely zooming on a Duke original Xbox controller right now
00:25:03 I
00:25:05 Just know he's not gonna hit that bro. You were just like no
00:25:15 Yeah, you sure believe in him bro
00:25:19 Nice job Jack. That's honestly always good when he tries but unfortunately he never tries
00:25:29 The amount of times I guarantee you you have sandbag just to piss me off and get a pink lip I get remember our win
00:25:34 streak
00:25:36 There's like four like I would say like
00:25:39 Content creators like it's you and you and
00:25:57 My favorite human of all time like why even here
00:26:00 Hold on hold on I got one it. I got I threw I threw the thing I hold up
00:26:13 No, we got a couple ask I with it to hold on let me pick it up
00:26:25 Where
00:26:27 21 28 42 56 70 78 91
00:26:42 I'm gonna storm it's warm. He's way back now
00:26:46 Yeah, I have like this is such a bad first gun to get
00:26:58 The ninja skin with the plunger dude
00:27:09 Look up big this sort is it's so cool. I love this pickaxe, bro
00:27:13 That's quite big. All right. What do we got trash trash?
00:27:17 Stop right there criminal scum
00:27:20 When pizza basically heals quicker and gives you five health
00:27:31 I
00:27:34 Pizza basically heals quicker and gives you five health. Look at that see
00:27:38 Zones here
00:27:43 Checking this check this watch dude, what time is it Tim buff Oh pop on time
00:27:59 Hello, I knew I was getting blanks dude, I don't think this guy knows that I know where he is. Oh
00:28:05 I'm so annoyed that I didn't hit that snipe
00:28:09 Yeah, bro, I don't do you just don't you can't you just can't get away just leave the lobby dude
00:28:28 I
00:28:30 Refuse to die like that. I'll just take it. I got this guy one shot
00:28:56 I
00:28:58 Try to open the door
00:29:12 Yeah, I'm gonna let my nuts in your mouth you don't shut up interrupt my impression one more time did
00:29:25 He's underneath yet
00:29:27 Good
00:29:31 I'm the rest. Oh, he's like guiding us to the rift. Is that is that here?
00:29:34 Hey, I'll put me in there dude. Hey, yeah while we're in here, dude
00:29:39 There's one guy down there's a third third third third their accent just dropped my fucking
00:29:54 I
00:29:56 Got Santa Claus, dude
00:30:01 25 on the hill
00:30:05 The devil kill for you
00:30:08 Hey the other one was tagged for a hundred
00:30:12 On you oh
00:30:16 I'm actually not I'm actually just knocked
00:30:23 I don't know where his team it is. He's just shockwaving in
00:30:26 His team is coming up bro, you are dog shit you are terrible
00:30:35 I'm not sure
00:30:50 Yeah, I know you are I got it I got it
00:30:52 Yeah
00:31:06 I cracked this game
00:31:14 Good up
00:31:18 I'll drink it all day
00:31:20 I did I don't know where to miss
00:31:30 I got them both
00:31:37 I will donate a hundred if you can make it full 60 minutes without yelling at John. Okay, I haven't yelled at him once
00:31:42 You're trolling right
00:31:47 I mean, I know you're trolling but this is just ridiculous
00:31:49 Really happy that you decided to join me here John
00:32:15 I got you bud
00:32:17 All right, let's go zone I need I need our pajama or both my setups
00:32:44 Get a bow 70
00:32:46 They got out they got out they got out hit another 170 I'm going crazy on these kids
00:32:52 Careful now we're gonna try you got signed in the corn one more one more get in that one get in that one
00:33:08 Hopefully there's no one in that
00:33:10 there is
00:33:12 Oh
00:33:14 They just set up a turret underneath Jimmy careful careful careful come back up come back up come back up come back up
00:33:26 It's not a sniper. Oh great Adam. I don't care
00:33:28 I
00:33:30 Killed the solo that was trolling
00:33:44 All that good job
00:33:50 There's
00:33:58 A good job for hitting me in the air and I saved your life
00:34:03 Players up top above us 116 116
00:34:25 I got both
00:34:27 Much I'll give you
00:34:45 One shot I six-hour Johnny. He's thirsty me. Where the are you? How are you not on me?
00:34:49 How are you know, or how are you know where he near me though, man?
00:34:52 Like it was a 30-second fight. You're not even on the island. I know you took the rift. There's rich everywhere
00:34:59 Like it go get me up
00:35:03 I can see him too
00:35:10 Guys rare
00:35:19 I
00:35:21 Got him
00:35:29 You have auto a mono Oh, how about that?
00:35:42 Right, right
00:35:44 Dead
00:35:48 SpongeBob, I don't know why this guy's only targeting me
00:36:11 John Carol, did you just I said it's all right here. He's hit a hundred right here John right here to your left
00:36:16 But that's not even the worst part
00:36:37 This guy's actually a genius Oh, he's a slave sniper stream sniping
00:36:43 Gotcha
00:36:50 Okay
00:36:52 Okay
00:36:54rekt
00:36:56 Okay
00:37:15 Oh
00:37:17 Jesus let's get the bug, isn't he?
00:37:27 Long Jane slang, okay
00:37:36 I
00:38:01 Who said this gun good literally better at hip hiring
00:38:05 My name is
00:38:17 I
00:38:19 Amazon point today ladies and gentlemen
00:38:34 I
00:38:36 I
00:38:38 I
00:38:40 I
00:38:42 I
00:38:44 Play
00:38:46 I
00:38:48 I
00:38:50 I
00:38:53 Sing sing
00:38:55 I
00:38:57 I
00:38:59 I
00:39:01 I
00:39:03 I
00:39:32 Suck 22 HP. Oh my god. What a choke, dude. Oh
00:39:36 He's got the best gun in the game to the wall
00:39:43 Well this guy land
00:39:57 I
00:39:59 I
00:40:01 Tell me about me
00:40:15 I
00:40:17 Think he was reacting to an AI
00:40:43 Or not oh
00:40:45 Tactical DMR I
00:40:49 Mean there's no scope a few minutes later. All right. All right. We got some tape
00:40:57 And a little sharpie. All right. There's our little reticle. All right
00:41:02 All right. I got it marksman headshots. Oh, dude. I'm ready boys
00:41:08 I'd like to run into an AI beforehand though to be just to test it out
00:41:13 I
00:41:15 I
00:41:17 I
00:41:19 I
00:41:21 I
00:41:23 I
00:41:52 The hip fire is not bad either. So I just like a chug splash
00:41:55 I
00:42:21 Don't know someone said a drop and pick it up again
00:42:23 But I kind of want to just win this with no reticle
00:42:25 So be you guys keep telling me to drop it and pick it up. I don't want to fix this dude
00:42:29 I don't need to fix this wrong
00:42:31 Look at this distinguished gentleman
00:42:33 I
00:42:35 I
00:43:05 This guy's having a good time bro, my man's just doing tricks
00:43:08 Yeah, I didn't I didn't line this up properly though I have to shoot a little bit left actually hold up I can oh
00:43:27 No, no, no
00:43:30 a
00:43:59 Ninja this new bug with scope weapons like when you shoot it's very shaky. Yeah, I did see it. It's very annoying
00:44:02 That's awful very fast
00:44:08 Back home in Illinois and right now like it's still just it's so skippy still
00:44:14 And after that guy like verbally mentioned the shake with the scope weapons it is
00:44:22 So noticeable it is disgusting
00:44:26 I
00:44:28 See if steady hands fix it it does steady hands literally fixes that I think that's an update dude
00:44:37 Not so many shockers just go kill these
00:44:52 And my screen is still happening it's still happening the frames are still cutting out look at that
00:44:59 If I don't click links, I'm fine I
00:45:03 Would hit that guy a thousand times it I didn't skip the whole way
00:45:12 Yeah, just get me
00:45:20 the fuck out of here
00:45:22 a
00:45:24 a
00:45:26 I
00:45:29 I
00:45:31 I
00:45:33 I
00:46:02 Have to reload this for the thousand time
00:46:04 Oh
00:46:06, oh
00:46:34 Last bullet and respect myself, dude
00:46:38 Is you doing doing what is you doing?
00:46:44 What do you do?
00:46:46 I'm Tony rough. Oh look at this guy. What are you doing? Oh
00:47:09 Oh
00:47:11 I'm dead here. He choked
00:47:21 Free
00:47:30 Yeah
00:47:36 Oh glizzy overdrive
00:47:39 Demencing glizzy
00:47:44 But I look like I give a shit
00:48:06 I
00:48:08 Mean you need to aim about to enter glizzy overdrive
00:48:15 I'm kidding. Oh my tick-tock life didn't oh my god, dude. Did my gluck gluck get me banned?
00:48:33 Okay, wait a minute let me get this straight a guy can dress up as a hot dog and literally suck glizzy's
00:48:40 for like four hours straight, but I
00:48:44 Impersonate him one time and I'm banned in the first 30 seconds, dude. What?
00:48:49 That doesn't make any sense
00:48:53 We don't care
00:48:55 Okay
00:48:57 He was not a mo doesn't matter
00:49:13 Oh
00:49:15 But that please
00:49:41 Oh
00:49:43 Wow well played I'm dead I did dude well played I
00:50:04 Got banned on tick-tock for doing the glizzy impersonation. No
00:50:11 Daddy, they suspended me. I am you got banned on tick-tock for that
00:50:15 And I think I reacted to that on my youtube and they are promoting it everywhere. There was it's crazy, bro
00:50:20 Guys this is me the only build game you'll ever see because I'm immediately going back to zero build up for this
00:50:37 I
00:50:39 death of death of death of death of his death of death of death of death of death of death of death of his
00:50:58 death of death of death of death of death of death of death of death of death of death of
00:51:16 death of death of death of death of death of death of death of death of death of death of
00:51:40 the
00:52:08 (thunder rumbling)
00:52:11 Wow, bro, what?
00:52:16 That's crazy.
00:52:18 I played build mode for the first time in a year
00:52:21 and broke the game.
00:52:22 The reason I queued up into that one
00:52:24 was because I was playing zero build
00:52:25 for the last three and a half hours
00:52:27 and no one would have expected the build mode swap.
00:52:31 As that happened, I got a dono from Sean says,
00:52:34 "I never had the honor to watch you play build mode live."
00:52:37 And then that happens.
00:52:39 I mean, guys, I have to do a full play through.
00:52:42 (man screaming)
00:52:53 Well.
00:52:54 (guns firing)
00:53:00 (guns firing)
00:53:03 (man screaming)
00:53:29 All right, guys, we're done.
00:53:31 We're done.
00:53:32 Back to CB, we go.
00:53:34 It was fun while it lasted.
00:53:35 (guns firing)
00:53:38 I'm gonna tell two guys on me.
00:53:40 Oh, I think these are the,
00:53:41 oh, these are the guys who killed us last game.
00:53:43 Literally, exact same people.
00:53:44 - Right to jam, right away.
00:53:47 Glizzy overdrive.
00:53:50 - How we feeling?
00:53:51 (man imitating gun firing)
00:53:55 - We going there?
00:53:57 (alarm blaring)
00:54:04 - That is something.
00:54:07 - Yeah, perfectly.
00:54:08 - Oh yeah, it's from the trend, I get it.
00:54:09 - Yeah, it's perfectly natural.
00:54:10 Oh, see, he got it, dude.
00:54:12 All right, guys, over under,
00:54:13 will John land on me or wherever he wants?
00:54:16 - Dude, land on him, take his gun,
00:54:18 land wherever I want, where are you?
00:54:20 (guns firing)
00:54:22 - Help me!
00:54:23 - Someone knows we're here.
00:54:27 Oh, they're wrong.
00:54:31 Please die.
00:54:40 - All right, where are they at?
00:54:43 Oh, let me at 'em, let me at 'em.
00:54:44 (guns firing)
00:54:47 (guns firing)
00:54:49 - Is that all you're doing right now?
00:54:52 - Was.
00:54:53 - 103 on one.
00:54:55 Knock that guy.
00:54:57 - (laughing) This sucks, man.
00:55:02 - Bro, there's ain't no way this guy still has hell.
00:55:09 (man screaming)
00:55:16 (guns firing)
00:55:19 - Dead, they're in the lobby.
00:55:25 - 31, two out, oh, there's another guy by the car.
00:55:30 - Nice, 236 is huge.
00:55:41 (guns firing)
00:55:44 - Waiting for them to like, you know what I mean?
00:55:50 Like to get like the reactions.
00:55:52 Like that's all I see when I look at it.
00:55:57 - Don't let your left hand or your right hand do it.
00:55:59 Oh, wow, this guy's nice.
00:56:00 - I'm just getting absolutely laced from behind, I'm dead.
00:56:02 - Okay.
00:56:04 - Obviously you need to record it,
00:56:05 if that's the content that you're making.
00:56:08 (guns firing)
00:56:11 - Right to that aspect, right to that end.
00:56:14 People are saying, oh dude, yeah, bro, like.
00:56:16 If there was this cure, allegedly,
00:56:28 wouldn't you would stop seeing these big names dying to it?
00:56:32 (guns firing)
00:56:35 - What's how you good?
00:56:43 - Yeah, I just had to assume that this guy was one shot
00:56:45 because he was the guy who got rezzed and I was right.
00:56:48 - Billy Mays here.
00:56:49 - Oh, two guys on me.
00:56:54 Oh, I think these are the,
00:56:55 oh, these are the guys who killed us last game.
00:56:57 Literally, exact same people.
00:56:58 - Right to jail, right away.
00:57:01 - And they landed all the way across the map on us
00:57:03 in another game.
00:57:04 - Where's your card?
00:57:05 - I mean, they're just gonna be down there on it.
00:57:07 - All right, trust.
00:57:08 Hide your camera.
00:57:09 - A few moments later.
00:57:11 - John, go to the right, go to the right, turn around,
00:57:13 turn around, go outside, no, no, no, no.
00:57:14 All right, left, left.
00:57:16 Turn around, you're going, go under, go under, no, stop.
00:57:20 Go to the fucking vent.
00:57:22 (guns firing)
00:57:24 (dramatic music)
00:57:29 (guns firing)
00:57:32 - Just keep going.
00:57:33 Oh, nice, that TTV guy killed the stream sniper.
00:57:39 All right.
00:57:42 - Welcome back to the game of the.
00:57:43 - Please don't swear on my family friendly stream.
00:57:45 Thank you.
00:57:46 - I didn't.
00:57:47 - Let's go, dude.
00:57:47 Never doubted for a singular moment.
00:57:50 - No.
00:57:51 - Oh my God, John, this guy was friendly.
00:57:55 My God, he's ripped, dude.
00:57:58 Look at this guy, he's jacked.
00:57:59 - He shot at me, so.
00:58:02 - Nah, I don't know, man.
00:58:03 I think we had them all wrong.
00:58:05 JB, the greatest escape artist of all time,
00:58:07 and it's not particularly close.
00:58:08 You guys should have seen how lost he was
00:58:10 trying to figure out where my card was though.
00:58:11 - I'm not lost, I was just being strategic.
00:58:13 You feel that wind right now?
00:58:15 You feel it?
00:58:15 (dramatic music)
00:58:19 (John groaning)
00:58:29 - I have one of those guys where you can come back in.
00:58:31 (dramatic music)
00:58:33 All right, those are the guys
00:58:46 that were shitting on everybody.
00:58:47 - Shots behind me from under the island.
00:58:50 - So you know.
00:58:51 ♪ Under the sea, under the sea ♪
00:58:53 ♪ That's where it's wetter ♪
00:58:54 ♪ That's where it's better taken from me ♪
00:58:59 Man, those guys are pissed, man.
00:59:04 That was the one for 2K, guys.
00:59:06 He's just dropping them a bunch of shit.
00:59:08 I just sniped him in the mouth
00:59:09 and doodled on his teammate chat.
00:59:12 Good that.
00:59:13 - Are you safe?
00:59:15 - 133 yet on that guy up top?
00:59:20 I can see this guy, hold up.
00:59:21 I can stab this kid in like three seconds.
00:59:23 (guns firing)
00:59:26 - Wait, wait, wait!
00:59:29 - No way, not the double snipe.
00:59:31 - Come on, double snipe, double headshot bro.
00:59:32 You already know.
00:59:33 Don, I'm one of the best snipers in the game.
00:59:34 I just choose not to.
00:59:35 You understand that?
00:59:36 133.
00:59:39 Hi honey.
00:59:44 Watch me win this game for you, Hanses.
00:59:46 Watch this, you Hanses.
00:59:47 I'm gonna go white heal.
00:59:48 I'm gonna go like this.
00:59:50 I'm gonna land right on top of this guy
00:59:51 and go whoop.
00:59:52 - Oh!
00:59:55 - Hey Jess!
00:59:58 - Is that Johnny B?
00:59:59 - That was how to be nice to me.
01:00:02 - Johnny B.
01:00:03 - I am not being nice.
01:00:05 - Here, order a burger.
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