Barstool Sports Advisors Week 6 TNF Edition
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01:01 Dave, Thursday Night Football. Cinnamon.
01:04 Broncos, Chiefs. Broncos plus 10.5. Going to Kansas City. Over-under is 47.5.
01:08 Fun fact about the Broncos, they have never beaten Patrick Holmes.
01:13 I think it's 15-0. It's insane.
01:15 Are you guys at the point with Russell Wilson where you've accepted that he's terrible?
01:22 Yes. 100%. Because it takes me a while. I watched that entire last game.
01:27 I'm there. Before he came to the Broncos, I was one of those people.
01:31 I'm like, "I thought he was great." I did, too.
01:33 So it's taken me a while to accept him just totally falling off the cliff.
01:38 This is the opposite of my man-in-the-suit theory, and I hate doing it.
01:43 Nuka Luge, don't think, just throw. The Broncos are really, really, really bad.
01:49 The Chiefs, very, very good. They did struggle the other day with the Jets.
01:56 Chiefs slaying a number always scares me.
01:58 I got it. I'm a man-in-suit. I'm a man-in-suit. I'm going man-in-suit.
02:02 I'm taking the Broncos. Right up to the end, I was taking the Chiefs.
02:05 But I am in the suit. I've put my flag in the ground.
02:09 I've said, "This is what you do, Dave. The only time you've ever actually won gambling
02:14 is when you started the show, when you put the suit on, and you start talking out loud, out loud."
02:19 It's like, "Oh, this is so easy." There's no way the Broncos stay within 10.
02:23 They're the worst team in the league. Chiefs, Mahomes, Kelsey, Crowd, Taylor Swift.
02:28 Broncos, I hate it.
02:29 I hate this game. I hate this game.
02:32 The Chiefs slaying a number is always scary.
02:34 I don't forget what Patrick Mahomes did to me on that Sunday night football against the Jets.
02:38 That was--Dan, that was a tragedy.
02:41 That was bullshit. And that's the problem.
02:43 Patrick Mahomes doesn't care about the betters.
02:46 He doesn't care about you watching this right now.
02:48 Once they legalized gambling, it became a civic responsibility of every player in college and NFL
02:56 to do whatever you can to get the people who spend their hard-earned money on your team,
03:02 which is your hometown fans.
03:05 I would guess that any particular game in the city the game is played,
03:10 the fans, it's 80-20, maybe 90-10, maybe 95-5, maybe 99-1.
03:16 The handle is on your team.
03:18 You owe it to them to do whatever you can to put money in their pocket and cover the spread.
03:23 To James Franklin, Penn State--
03:25 Yes, got a lot of--
03:26 To say you ignore the spread is an insult to the paying customer.
03:31 Well said. It's a fact. It's a fact.
03:33 So, with that in mind, Patrick Mahomes is really good at football.
03:38 He's really good at winning games. He's not really good at covering spreads.
03:41 At the end of the game, they run their fake offense.
03:44 They just get first downs. They kill the clock. They slide, all that stuff.
03:47 I'm taking the Chiefs minus 6.5 first half. That's the play.
03:50 I will say--
03:51 Because I don't have to worry about that shenanigans at the end of the game.
03:55 Yeah, yeah, that was just dirty pool.
03:57 Yeah, it was. It was gross. It was gross.
03:59 Think of the people, Patrick. Think of the people.
04:02 Your people, I don't care if you're playing-- if you're already covering--
04:06 They shouldn't give them a win. The Chiefs should have lost that game.
04:09 That's what they should do.
04:10 They should start doing the records against the spread.
04:13 I don't hate that.
04:14 Yeah, I mean, that's how the league should play.
04:16 Because then teams will actually try to cover the spread.
04:18 I almost said something-- my brain's off.
04:20 That made no sense.
04:21 You should be allowed to bet whether teams cover the spread.
04:23 I almost said that.
04:24 Huh. That's actually a really genius idea.
04:26 I almost said that.
04:27 What about if, in a game, we could bet how many points are scored?
04:33 Yeah, right. You can't hold it against me.
04:35 I was a man of honor and integrity.
04:36 I said what I almost said.
04:37 That's true, but you're on to something.
04:38 My brain-- it's a combo--
04:40 You came up with a billion-dollar idea just there.
04:43 I did.
04:44 He figured out how to never lose.
04:45 Wow! Never lose!
04:46 Well, no, he didn't figure out how to never lose.
04:48 He just figured out gambling.
04:49 How do you gamble on gambling is what I was thinking.
04:51 I want to bet that the Chiefs will cover minus 10.5.
04:55 How do I do that?
04:56 I guess here, as I'm talking it out, you can bet who wins the AFC East.
05:01 What if you rank teams also by covers?
05:03 I'm going to bet this team to win the division when you look at covers.
05:06 Okay, I like that.
05:07 That doesn't exist.
05:08 That was a real thing.
05:09 I like that.
05:10 I was thinking that a little bit.
05:11 I just hadn't formulated it clearly.
05:13 You can bet on which team will cover a game.
05:16 Yeah, you have a covers Super Bowl.
05:18 This team won three games, but they're in the covers playoff.
05:21 That could be like a tiebreaker in a wild card situation.
05:24 So full season, and then we could go even game by game where they cover.
05:28 Yeah, then there's two different leagues.
05:30 Who covers more Super Bowl players?
05:31 There's a lot that can be done there.
05:33 Who covers this?
05:35 Someone fucking--we might have to cut this.
05:38 We might have to keep this for ourselves.
05:40 The NFL, you don't think they want more games?
05:42 Yeah, they want this.
05:43 You don't think that Goodell, that rat, suddenly is the number one guy.
05:47 He was anti-fantasy football.
05:49 Who was the guy who got--was it--Tony Romo.
05:51 Tony Romo.
05:52 Tony Romo, the fantasy captain, actually got suspended.
05:54 Suddenly, they're injecting into your veins like a drug.
05:57 Yeah.
05:58 When it works for them, he sucks dick.
06:00 You know what I'm saying?
06:01 Even though he always sucks dick.
06:02 Perfectly summed up.
06:03 Perfectly summed up.
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