• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 I'm lagging.
00:07 Excuse me?
00:13 Am I hacked?
00:14 There it is, unguarded.
00:24 (upbeat music)
00:26 Oh, it's a real player.
00:53 That's a real player actually shooting at me.
00:55 Big damage.
01:05 (upbeat music)
01:07 Anger is not the way of the gym.
01:35 (laughing)
01:37 I think you need to lose some weight, you fatty.
01:54 That's what it is.
01:56 Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that.
01:59 Somebody ought to put you in a mental institution.
02:01 Somebody ought to put you in a box
02:03 floating down the river, granny.
02:05 What the?
02:10 Hey, did I just get shot one time
02:16 and then my car got stuck?
02:18 (gunshots)
02:21 (upbeat music)
02:24 I'm lagging.
02:38 Excuse me?
02:51 Successfully logged out?
02:54 Am I hacked?
02:55 (upbeat music)
02:59 I'm dead.
03:12 The first time I hit with the shotgun.
03:17 - You're running.
03:18 - I'm like, no!
03:21 Can't see that far.
03:22 He's in there with Maven.
03:25 Right there.
03:27 Don't turn.
03:28 Thanks, get me?
03:32 Oh, it's an AI.
03:36 Be by, please.
03:37 Move.
03:44 (gunshots)
03:46 - Fuck, did that hit?
03:54 - No, these guys are dropping down right now.
03:55 - Come on, I'm gonna just go down.
03:58 - Oh, he just dropped.
03:59 65 on one.
04:02 - Right inside.
04:03 I'm at a fan, by the way.
04:06 I'm just running up.
04:07 - Hello, mother.
04:13 (gunshots)
04:15 - Did you just assume I was gonna make that, or?
04:17 - Did you guys?
04:20 - Yeah, I'm just gonna land right on top of the low one.
04:22 - I missed, hi.
04:28 - He's one shot.
04:31 He's one shot, bro.
04:32 What the fuck are you doing, man?
04:33 This guy's one shot.
04:34 Absolutely, literally two HP.
04:36 How the fuck did you miss that?
04:38 - I shut up.
04:39 I missed, I missed, I missed.
04:41 - You missed what?
04:42 How?
04:44 Missed what?
04:46 - I missed the mountain.
04:47 - You missed a fucking mountain.
04:49 I'm watching.
04:52 - What do you mean?
04:53 (screaming)
04:56 - Tie, tie, tie, tie.
05:02 Tie, tie, tie.
05:03 There's no way you're gonna be back in replay.
05:06 Man.
05:08 Yo, you're fucking terrible.
05:10 What did I just watch?
05:13 Disgusting to call you my duo right now.
05:17 - Why, do you look in the mirror?
05:19 - No, wow, really, dude?
05:20 How old are you, three years old, man?
05:22 My nine-year-old nephew can come up with that comeback.
05:25 - Listen, I'm not the one that dyes my hair.
05:26 - If I wanted my comeback,
05:27 I'd wipe it off your freaking chin.
05:29 - I'm gonna swipe you.
05:32 - Really?
05:34 You just run by and swipe and take all my shock waves?
05:37 (laughing)
05:40 - Do you think you're real funny, yeah?
05:43 - Let's race.
05:45 - Yeah, okay.
05:46 Pick me up.
05:48 - Let's race.
05:48 - You're so stupid, bro.
05:50 ♪ Play to all kinds of music ♪
05:56 ♪ Sing your own special song ♪
06:07 - Did you hit a shot?
06:08 - Did you hit a fucking shot?
06:09 I know you didn't.
06:10 You missed every shot, you're trash.
06:12 Finally knock him?
06:13 Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
06:15 I literally had him one shot, bro.
06:16 - Kill check.
06:17 - Are you serious right now?
06:19 Pick me up.
06:21 Why can't we be teammates and ride together, bro?
06:24 - Behind you, behind you, behind you.
06:26 Right in front of me.
06:27 No one's in the car.
06:28 I'm out this bitch.
06:29 - I can't.
06:31 - Hit a shot, huh?
06:35 Hi.
06:36 - Shut the fuck up, bro.
06:37 - Actually shut up.
06:38 - I just need a better shot.
06:50 Please tell me there's something here.
06:53 Shooting at me.
06:54 - Walk toward them.
06:56 - Right here.
06:57 - Yeah.
07:03 Wait, did you get that kill or no?
07:04 - Bro, I'm shooting.
07:05 - Top of the hill.
07:06 (gunshots)
07:09 - All right, AI's dead.
07:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11 I'm looking.
07:12 Get behind cover.
07:13 - Yeah, I'm behind.
07:13 (speaking in foreign language)
07:17 - Oh, that guy actually just beamed the shit out of me.
07:23 - That wouldn't have happened if you guys didn't suck.
07:26 - All right, let's get the shit out of here.
07:27 - Yeah, just shoot a shotgun towards here.
07:28 Cars.
07:35 - Shots in front of us.
07:36 - How?
07:37 - Cars.
07:38 - Oh, that bow actually hurts.
07:41 - He's one shot behind the thing.
07:43 - Got him.
07:44 - Right in front of us.
07:46 - Right.
07:46 - Yeah, one's on me right now.
07:50 - Oh, I see him, I see him, I see him.
07:54 25 light, nice.
07:55 Oh, whatever, I'll let it, all right, all right, all right.
07:58 Bro, you know I like,
08:00 but I'm getting shot at by a real player.
08:01 I don't know.
08:02 - I'm dropping.
08:03 (screaming)
08:06 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:08 What the fuck is happening?
08:11 All right, let me slash this in my shoes.
08:20 Yo, yo, what the fuck?
08:22 Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
08:24 They must have messed with the audio files again, bro.
08:27 - All right, yeah, close, close, close.
08:33 - I'm getting both out.
08:34 - I'm at five.
08:37 - I was here for 70.
08:38 - Another guy.
08:39 I'm gonna hit the zip, okay?
08:42 - I hit the witty on him, I hit the witty on him, don't worry.
08:47 - Very nice.
08:48 - Ice wall up, I got sniped again.
08:56 I'm gonna challenge him.
08:57 Hits every shot on the second guy.
09:00 So I got 10, 20, one.
09:02 - Okay.
09:03 - We gotta challenge these guys, bro.
09:04 They're just gonna fricking try to snipe us the whole time.
09:06 Yeah, you're not gonna hit this shot, bro.
09:07 You're not that guy.
09:08 Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
09:10 - They're gonna chop from behind.
09:16 Kai, you just fricking jump in there.
09:18 - Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
09:21 - On me, on me, there's one.
09:23 - They don't, dude.
09:24 Oh, shit, he's down low.
09:26 - Is that an AI?
09:29 - It is.
09:32 - Uh-oh.
09:33 - Right here?
09:39 Oh, wow.
09:42 - Nah, dude, I see him.
09:43 - Right here.
09:44 - AI.
09:47 - Wow, yeah, you can see it.
09:51 (upbeat music)
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09:56 (upbeat music)
09:58 (upbeat music)
10:01 (upbeat music)