• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 *music*
00:07 It's September, but it's still so damn hot.
00:14 Even Japanese people are like, "This summer has been really, really intense."
00:18 *music*
00:25 Are you a fast food worker, teacher, funeral?
00:28 I'll take the funeral.
00:30 Oh, it's your spirit at your own funeral.
00:33 Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Flip the table.
00:36 *laughs*
00:41 What a mess. Alright. Not bad. Fantastic game.
00:45 *music*
00:49 Got some German crispbread for all my Germans watching the vlogs.
00:55 I know they're waiting for this shoutout.
00:58 Let's try the German crispbread and see what Christian brings on it.
01:04 Yeah. That's pretty good.
01:07 *music*
01:24 *baby sounds*
01:26 Can you say that again for me? I don't speak baby.
01:30 I've never heard anyone use the word "uh" in a sentence.
01:33 Say, "Daddy, this is your chance."
01:37 I won't tell Mommy.
01:39 *music*
01:55 *singing*
02:03 You don't like the train?
02:06 Only in Japan.
02:07 Jaga choco. Potato chocolate.
02:10 *crunching*
02:15 I like them.
02:17 *laughs*
02:19 My Tesla.
02:20 They're pretty good.
02:22 *music*
02:24 We're underground. Deep underground.
02:27 Look at that.
02:29 We're going to add trampoline.
02:31 Yeah. Let's jump.
02:33 *music*
03:01 Look how much I cooked me.
03:03 Beautiful.
03:04 I was going to say that's why it's so beautiful.
03:07 No, none of that. Healthy stuff.
03:09 Jumping was really fun. Trampoline thing.
03:12 I did my first front flip. I've never done it before.
03:16 When I was 14 and we had a trampoline outside,
03:20 all the other kids could do a front flip and I could never do it.
03:23 So I hope you're watching, those stupid 14-year-old kids,
03:27 because I can do it now.
03:29 He's like, "I don't care."
03:31 I'm in my boss chair.
03:33 *laughs*
03:36 His eyes just lit up.
03:38 *music*
03:52 Are you a poofy boy, Bjarne?
03:54 *laughs*
03:55 You're a poofy boy.
03:57 Yeah?
03:58 Say the truth.
04:00 Say the truth.
04:01 Yes, you are. You poof so much.
04:05 Hello. Today is a beach day.
04:08 We're going to a beach we've been to before.
04:10 It's really pretty. Ishiki Beach.
04:12 You can see Mount Fuji.
04:14 No surf. No waves on a Monday.
04:16 *music*
04:45 *music*
05:00 Damn, is there a party going on here?
05:03 Or did I walk into two traffic lights?
05:05 It's going to be good.
05:08 No.
05:09 This is huge.
05:11 This is huge.
05:14 I went out to take out the trash,
05:16 and Mr. Frog is out there.
05:18 Just chilling by our doorstep.
05:20 I'm so happy.
05:21 I got him some water.
05:22 He's going to have a little bath.
05:24 It's not scary.
05:26 Oh no, he's gone.
05:28 Oh, there he is. I spotted him.
05:30 Dude, I don't want to scare you.
05:33 He's so well camouflaged,
05:35 but I saw him walking here.
05:37 I'm just going to leave you
05:41 a little bath.
05:43 Oh, I saw him move.
05:45 Right?
05:46 Yeah, there he is.
05:48 You see him? I don't want to scare him.
05:50 Here we go. We'll let you be.
05:52 I got you water.
05:53 I'm so glad.
05:54 You can live here forever.
05:56 I'm going to 3D print something.
05:58 *baby noises*
06:00 It's time to sleep.
06:02 *baby noises*
06:04 *laughter*
06:06 *baby noises*
06:10 *music*
06:22 *speaking Russian*
06:28 We must demand more milk.
06:30 Are you Link from Zelda or an old lady?
06:33 Are you...
06:35 a gnome?
06:37 I think you're a garden gnome.
06:39 No way.
06:41 That's so interesting.
06:43 *music*
06:47 We're in Yamate in Yokohama.
06:49 We've been here once before, if you remember.
06:51 If you're an OG vlog consumer.
06:53 Thank you, Marzia.
06:55 It's lovely.
06:57 I don't know what happened.
06:59 Just one day, the weather decided to be like,
07:01 "You know what? Summer's over."
07:03 It's fall now, which it is.
07:05 It's so nice.
07:07 *music*
07:13 Someday, all of this will be European.
07:15 *music*
07:18 Hard times, huh?
07:20 This is your new nanny.
07:22 Let's go and get some soft serve ice cream.
07:24 She'll never find us again.
07:26 She's on the...
07:28 Oh, God.
07:30 There's monsters in the woods, Pierre.
07:32 *music*
07:48 Hokkaido milk.
07:50 *music*
07:57 I feel like he has too many thoughts,
07:59 and he doesn't know how to act it.
08:01 How do I do what I want to do?
08:04 *music*
08:13 *baby noises*
08:15 This is so lovely.
08:17 Right, Pierre?
08:19 He's starting to coo so much.
08:21 The best time if you want to visit Japan
08:23 is probably now, in October.
08:25 Not unbearably hot.
08:27 *music*
08:47 *baby noises*
08:49 *music*
08:59 No way! Did you see it?
09:01 It was this game called "Im".
09:03 I played it ages ago.
09:05 It's this obscure Japanese horror game,
09:07 like, super small, indie.
09:09 They had an exhibition.
09:10 We're in Tokyo Dome, by the way.
09:12 Bjarni's riding the roller coasters.
09:14 There he goes.
09:16 *music*
09:21 Hi, hi, Jax.
09:23 We're going to the exhibition.
09:25 We were going to go on a roller coaster,
09:26 but instead we were going to watch art, Marzia.
09:28 We might have time for some.
09:29 We don't have that much time today.
09:30 So it's from a game called "Im".
09:32 I played it back when I was in Sweden.
09:34 It was one of the first Let's Plays I ever, ever did.
09:36 I had like, I can't have had more than 50,000 subscribers.
09:38 Marzia was still there.
09:40 *laughs*
09:41 Everyone loved it.
09:42 It was such a fun Let's Play.
09:43 But the game was not very popular.
09:45 Now it came out on Steam, so I think it got more popular.
09:47 But I hope there's a big "Thank you, PewDiePie" sign in the gallery.
09:51 If I'm curious to see it, I think it's super cool.
09:53 We're supposed to head south.
09:55 Thank you, GPS.
09:56 This is a really cool area.
09:58 Enjoy the lawn.
10:01 No one's enjoying it.
10:02 Oh.
10:03 Quite a few people.
10:05 It's a great game.
10:08 Check out my Let's Play, guys.
10:10 Sold out.
10:13 Can you believe it?
10:14 I didn't believe it.
10:15 That's crazy.
10:16 Well, we weren't planning to go anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
10:18 Damn.
10:19 I was surprised to even see people there, to be honest.
10:21 As long as they have a PewDiePie, I imagine that there's a "Thank you, PewDiePie."
10:24 They tell me so loud.
10:26 Thank you, PewDiePie.
10:28 We're back to do some skating.
10:36 Marzia's scared.
10:37 You're really good.
10:38 You have no reason to be scared.
10:39 I mean, you're not as good as...
10:43 Me?
11:12 I remember how wet we got last time.
11:14 It was ridiculous.
11:15 Japan, don't mess around.
11:17 You're protected.
11:20 Oh, God.
11:21 I just saw this plank.
11:22 You go in the front then.
11:24 Yeah?
11:25 Okay.
11:26 What about you?
11:31 I hid behind you as much as possible.
11:37 I don't know how.
11:38 How did I get here?
11:40 My shoes are soaked.
11:42 How did I get in my shoes?
11:44 Is it that?
11:45 I can't talk.
11:46 That's why I hid.
11:47 Yes.
11:51 I said I wish we were behind that car.
11:54 Because now we can look at ourselves.
11:56 Look at us.
11:57 Hello.
11:58 Can you see us?
11:59 I'm waving.
12:00 I'm showing my nipples.
12:02 Can you see them?
12:05 I'm not scared.
12:06 I'm not scared.
12:11 Hey, Ben.
12:12 Hey, Ben.
12:14 Yeah.
12:16 It's your daddy.
12:18 I wanted to give a little update.
12:20 We're at two months and...
12:23 And two weeks.
12:25 It feels like we're through the hardest bit at least.
12:29 I think the first two months was definitely the hardest.
12:32 Especially since we were advised in Japan...
12:35 You're not supposed to go outside.
12:38 You're trying to figure everything out.
12:40 How everything works.
12:41 How the baby works.
12:43 There's not much interaction either.
12:46 It just feels a bit like you're just playing simulator.
12:50 Like a boom simulator for him.
12:52 He doesn't give you much back.
12:54 But now, after the two-month mark, he's smiling.
12:58 You can read books for him.
13:00 He gets happy to see you.
13:02 You can play with him more.
13:04 It's more interactive.
13:05 You can still at the first couple months obviously.
13:07 But now it's just so much more.
13:09 And you see his personality more.
13:12 It's just really, really fun.
13:14 So many people online are like, "Oh, the newborn stage is the best."
13:18 I'm like, "I don't really get it."
13:19 Like now it's when it starts to get fun.
13:21 Right, Bjorn?
13:22 I'm sleeping a lot more too.
13:23 Although it's Marzia letting me sleep more.
13:25 It's coming at her expense.
13:27 Thank you, Marzia.
13:28 Yes, mommy's coming soon.
13:29 So yeah, just very happy and everything feels good.
13:32 Oh yeah, and he tries to speak now, right?
13:35 Sometimes he goes off in a full-on sentence and I just go, "Mmm, mmm, mmm."
13:38 We're like, "What?"
13:40 [laughs]
13:41 I'm making fun of you.
13:43 [laughs]
13:44 All right, that's the end of the vlog.
13:45 Thanks for watching.
13:46 I'll see you guys in the next one.
13:48 [car door opens]
13:49 [car door closes]
13:50 [car door opens]