Gogglebox AU S18E08 || Gogglebox AU Season18 Episode8
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00:00 Imagine just being nude all the time and not caring.
00:16 He doesn't care.
00:18 All of this.
00:19 All of this.
00:22 Every evening in Australia...
00:23 Hey!
00:24 Hello, hello, hello!
00:26 More than 4 million of us choose to spend the night in front of the telly.
00:30 Oh!
00:31 What?
00:32 Oh, that's piercing.
00:33 But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:35 Do we have to do this every time?
00:38 Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:41 This is a really rock bottom.
00:43 I think that's the worst TV reality show we've ever seen in our lives.
00:47 This week we wanted...
00:48 Drama, drama, drama, drama!
00:50 And The Block delivered.
00:52 The drama is so bad, it's good.
00:55 We found a new leash on life.
00:57 I love at first sight.
00:58 This is such a feel-good show.
01:01 And the real story of Daniel Laidley was revealed.
01:04 I've been dying to watch this.
01:06 Imagine living most of your life in hiding.
01:09 Danny Laidley is like Australia's Caitlyn Jenner.
01:18 Why do you look like the missing member of NSYNC?
01:20 What do you mean?
01:23 Double D's, baby.
01:25 Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
01:29 This week on Netflix...
01:32 We're back, baby.
01:33 We watched the return of...
01:34 Celine Dior C.
01:36 We specialise in very high calibre fine film.
01:40 It's a real estate show.
01:41 That's right.
01:42 Where they've all got big...
01:43 Balconies.
01:44 Yeah, that's right.
01:45 They're a real estate agent, but they only hire really attractive women.
01:49 Oh, come on, that's a very shallow assessment of the organisation.
01:53 Oh, my God.
01:54 That's some prime real estate.
01:57 OK, well, let's just meet some of the team then.
02:01 Hello.
02:02 Oh, the Bord brothers.
02:04 I take it they're the bosses.
02:05 Yes.
02:06 Everyone's sucking up to them.
02:07 Oh, my God.
02:08 What?
02:09 That's awesome.
02:10 Jeez, don't those two blokes just look like penises?
02:11 Let's all get ripped.
02:12 Challenge accepted.
02:13 Boobs out, heels on.
02:14 Let's kick ass.
02:15 I'm in.
02:16 Life is what you make it.
02:17 All right, time to meet the owner of the first listing, who's being ripped by these two.
02:23 Is this Barbie and Bobby?
02:24 Her boobs are going to get there before she does.
02:27 I'd buy a house off them.
02:28 This front door.
02:29 Yeah.
02:30 They need to take out a loan.
02:31 Hey.
02:32 Hi.
02:33 Welcome.
02:34 Knock, knock, bang.
02:35 Them two right in front of you.
02:36 Give us a door.
02:37 OK.
02:38 Bazzle dazzle, spike it up.
02:39 Look at it.
02:40 What a house.
02:41 This is the downstairs area.
02:42 What a pad.
02:43 Gorgeous.
02:44 Wow, what a view.
02:45 This is the living room.
02:46 This is the place.
02:47 I mean--
02:48 I love the outfits you guys wore.
02:49 Oh, thank you.
02:50 You guys are rocking it.
02:51 I know.
02:52 Oh, my God.
02:53 Oh, my God.
02:54 This guy's a sleaze ball, man.
02:55 So what do you use these for, Greg?
02:56 Oh, just perving on chicks on the beach is what he uses them for.
03:01 Yeah, he's definitely checking out chicks on the beach.
03:03 You know, we'll get dolphins out here and some whales, which is really cool.
03:06 These binoculars are good.
03:07 You can see dolphins and whales and women.
03:10 Do you ever see sharks?
03:11 A couple of sharks in your bedroom right now.
03:13 I hate real estate agents.
03:14 You know, your house is going to sell really easily.
03:16 But I don't mind these real estate agents.
03:19 [music playing]
03:20 OK, well, let's meet another pair--
03:22 Oh, my God.
03:23 Put the girls away.
03:24 --of real estate agents Alex and Tyler.
03:27 Oh, hello, Tyler.
03:29 Why can't my Ray White real estate look like this?
03:32 Is this the one we're seeing?
03:33 This is the one we're seeing.
03:34 It's a cute little house.
03:36 9,300 square feet.
03:38 Oh, OK.
03:39 It's a lot bigger than what I thought.
03:40 Eight bathrooms.
03:41 You can have a shit in one every day of the week.
03:43 Absolutely stunning.
03:44 This is a cracker of a home.
03:47 Oh, my gosh.
03:48 Let's play the game.
03:49 How much?
03:50 7 mil.
03:51 I'm thinking 12 million.
03:52 25 mil.
03:55 39 mil?
03:57 Oh, my God.
03:59 But before they check out the house,
04:01 Alex checks in with Tyler, who's going through a divorce.
04:05 How you been?
04:06 Good.
04:07 I think she's in love with Tyler.
04:08 There's a stigma with divorce.
04:10 There's also a stigma with people that do polo shirts
04:13 all the way up to the top.
04:14 Well, whatever you need, you know I'm here for you.
04:16 I'm here for you.
04:17 Got a shoulder for you to cry on, and this is the shoulder.
04:20 If you need to get over it, I'm happy to get under.
04:23 On the other side of town,
04:26 Agent Polly is also looking to bag a bargain.
04:29 And what are we dressed in here?
04:31 Who wears pleather in the OC?
04:34 Well, I feel sweaty already just looking at it.
04:39 I want to move there and become a real estate agent.
04:41 I'm good looking, I dress well, I've got nice watches.
04:44 You're telling me she's got more than what I've got?
04:48 She's got double the experience.
04:50 Hello!
04:52 Hello!
04:53 Look at you.
04:55 Is that Tyler?
04:56 Tyler again.
04:57 He's a player, baby.
04:58 What are you listing this for?
04:59 $8,995.
05:00 $8,995?
05:02 # I see you stepping... #
05:03 That's a really nice price.
05:05 So it's a 300 square feet.
05:07 Oh, 8 million!
05:09 I'm going to blindfold you, cos I want to see your reaction.
05:12 Is she trying to hook up with him?
05:14 Oh, these guys are flirting big time.
05:16 It's a 360 view from up here.
05:18 Angela.
05:19 What are you looking at, Matt? The house or her?
05:22 I didn't even know there was a house.
05:23 This is a huge deck.
05:25 I love a huge deck.
05:27 Now we're talking about decks.
05:28 Love a huge deck?
05:29 I've heard that about you.
05:31 All right, guys, get your deck jokes out.
05:33 Don't go there.
05:34 I've never seen that tattoo, it's cute.
05:36 Kill people with love.
05:38 Yeah, shooting out love.
05:40 Shooting out love from his love gun?
05:42 Are they selling houses? I'm talking about sex.
05:45 You could sunbathe naked up here and not many people would see you.
05:48 Oh, my God!
05:50 If he's a car crash, let's call her airbags.
05:52 Jesus, sell a house, people!
05:54 We did not see a single house sold on a real estate show.
06:00 The agents are all hot, but I'm not sure how much they have upstairs.
06:04 I wouldn't go to this company for my real estate needs, would you?
06:07 No, they'd get nothing done.
06:09 They haven't got anything done except their boobs.
06:11 It's really hard.
06:27 Like, when does it get soft?
06:29 When the whole thing warms all the way through.
06:32 This is the only time you want something hard to go soft?
06:35 (GIGGLES)
06:37 Oh! Oh, skiing.
06:41 I've never been to snow. Me neither.
06:44 For the first time...
06:45 I just need to mentally prepare for this shit.
06:47 ..unrestricted access to the rescue and medical teams
06:51 who keep New Zealand's number one winter playground safe.
06:55 That's the New Zealand land.
06:56 That's right. Wednesday on 7Mate, we hit the slopes.
07:00 Mount Hut Rescue, where mishaps and misadventure
07:04 happen every single day.
07:06 Awesome. This is like Bondi Rescue.
07:08 In puffer jackets.
07:09 I'm predicting we're going to see a lot of broken wrists.
07:12 Well, at least we know one thing - they won't drown.
07:14 The beginner's journey kicks off on the Green Run.
07:17 Highway 72.
07:19 Oh!
07:20 That's a Green Run?
07:22 What is a Green Run?
07:23 Easy one.
07:24 It's an incident hot spot for Ski Patrol.
07:26 I had to get taken down by Ski Patrol once
07:28 and they gave me the green whistle.
07:30 33, dispatch.
07:31 Go ahead.
07:32 Holy shit, this is genuinely Bondi Rescue.
07:35 It is! Oh, my God, they've even got the things!
07:39 Except they're not wearing babies, sadly.
07:41 Senior Ski Patroller Sam is responding to Chrissie.
07:44 Chrissie's done the most common injury.
07:46 Oh, my God! You see the colour of her nails?
07:49 Just in there. Is it sore where I'm pushing?
07:51 Yeah, yeah.
07:52 Is it sore when I push on the broken bit?
07:54 Ah!
07:55 This goes in the mouth.
07:56 Ah, the green dragon. Been chasing her ever since.
07:59 And you breathe in and out through this.
08:01 Wonder if you can get the green whistle during labour.
08:04 Turtle down, girl!
08:05 It's important to get down to the men room quickly.
08:07 Oh, how lovely is that?
08:09 Get the whistle, ski down the mountain.
08:12 I feel like I'd enjoy that.
08:13 Yeah!
08:14 Mate, it's almost worth getting injured to have that experience.
08:17 On duty today is Dr Kate.
08:20 Hi, Dr Kate.
08:21 No, bring it on.
08:23 Loan me up!
08:24 Hit her with everything.
08:26 We'll get some gas on board.
08:27 Now we're talking.
08:28 The green whistle's just an entree.
08:30 So the bigger the breath, the more you'll get.
08:32 You'd be sucking on that like there's no tomorrow, right?
08:34 100%.
08:35 (LAUGHS)
08:37 Somebody get me a glass of Chardonnay, will you?
08:41 (LAUGHS)
08:42 If you're Instagramming this, I will kill you.
08:45 I'd be fricking bribing Mum for the rest of her life.
08:48 No, no social media.
08:50 Only national television.
08:52 (LAUGHTER)
08:53 That's our fracture.
08:55 You have to keep touching it?
08:56 Chrissie has what's called a foosh.
08:58 What do you call me?
08:59 A foosh is a foosh.
09:00 So a foosh, F-O-O-S-H, is a fall on an outstretched hand.
09:04 Fall on an outstretched hand.
09:07 I've fooshed all over the place.
09:09 So we've loaded her up on Piperdol, which is an oral morphine.
09:12 Look at her, quickly taking all the meds.
09:15 And that's how Mum got addicted to Oxy.
09:18 OK, foosh her off to the hospital.
09:20 Thank you.
09:21 Hey, just before I leave, you got any more of those pills?
09:24 Chrissie's free to take the bus to Methvin Medical Centre for an X-ray.
09:28 I feel like we need another injury to look at.
09:30 Copy that, thank you.
09:31 I want someone to fall in a cravat.
09:33 Sorry, best we can do is...
09:35 We've got isolated left ankle injury.
09:37 Pop those pills.
09:38 No, not this time.
09:40 Dr Kate's got something better.
09:42 This is Boots.
09:43 Oh!
09:44 He's the best pain relief you'll get all day.
09:46 I don't know, I think I prefer the Green Whistle.
09:48 He'll go up to the patients that are crying.
09:51 The last thing I want when I'm bloody injured
09:53 is a bolt coming up to me, licking me.
09:55 Oh!
09:57 Get him away from me.
09:59 No hoots, no boots.
10:01 With cuddle time over, Dan's free to head down the mountain for an X-ray.
10:06 But he might have to wait a bit.
10:08 Oh, shit.
10:09 The road has been placed on hold...
10:11 I guess Mount Hutt is now Mount Shat.
10:14 ..following a nasty car accident.
10:16 Oh, car crash.
10:18 Yep, front of my car got hit.
10:20 This is a bit slow.
10:21 Where's someone stealing things?
10:23 Or where's a pervert on the mountain?
10:25 I can see this ute spinning.
10:27 Come on, guys, it's not a highway patrol.
10:29 All right, all right, back to the skiing.
10:31 Yeah, moonskiing.
10:32 Moon what?
10:33 Oh, moonskiing.
10:34 It's night skiing!
10:36 Moonlit skiing and riding with tunes pumping.
10:39 Just look at that moonlight shining down.
10:41 That's not good.
10:42 Oh, do you know what moonskiing's about?
10:44 What?
10:45 Getting absolutely hammered.
10:47 The event was sold out,
10:49 but marketing man Richie has pulled a few strings.
10:52 Got these three girls that have been in a car accident.
10:55 I'm like, "Hey, let's just sort them out with moonski tickets."
10:58 That was very nice of them to do that.
10:59 They were pretty stoked.
11:00 Oh, Jesus, it's OK!
11:02 Face plant.
11:03 Woo-hoo!
11:04 Recipe for disaster.
11:06 Oh, you'd have 20 ambulances just standing there ready to go.
11:10 Best night ever.
11:13 I wanted some blood and guts.
11:15 No, you don't.
11:16 I thought that was actually really good.
11:19 I think it was a perfect amount of drama.
11:21 But it needs more rescues, chuck in a few thefts,
11:24 couple of perverts.
11:25 We need these guys to speak to the Bonvirescue guys
11:27 and understand how to make a show.
11:29 Are we going to sing it?
11:40 I don't want to sing it.
11:41 Let's sing it.
11:42 I hate singing it.
11:43 One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock.
11:45 I hate it.
11:46 Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock.
11:49 I hate it.
11:50 Ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock.
11:52 No.
11:53 We're going to...
11:54 I hate it.
11:55 Yep.
11:56 Block tonight.
11:57 There's 24 hours to go until tools down on Kitchen and Laundry Week.
12:06 I love Laundry and Kitchen Week.
12:08 Big, big, big reveals.
12:10 But before that...
12:11 Drama, drama, drama, drama.
12:13 The Alliance, aka Houses 2 and 3,
12:16 have become a force to be reckoned with.
12:18 Oh, Alliance on the block, Leanne.
12:20 Absolute biffo between the couples.
12:22 And the Alliance even had their conspiracy theories
12:26 about the rest of the houses,
12:27 like the one where sisters Eliza and Liberty
12:30 are Channel 9 plants who get everything done for them.
12:34 What?
12:35 They've got that theory that they've been planted there
12:37 by the network and they get all extra things.
12:40 Except that sisters Eliza and Liberty
12:43 have already run out of money and have to fire their builders.
12:46 How the hell do they blow their whole budget?
12:48 You've got no alternative.
12:49 You have to let your builders go.
12:51 Scott Ose is getting into them.
12:52 The hard word has come down.
12:54 Get in there and fix this.
12:55 Break it up with your partner, break it up with the builder.
12:58 Do it through text.
12:59 So is there a way we can stay to finish the project?
13:02 It's not you, it's the budget.
13:05 We have to move forward, like, with a new team.
13:10 You have to be a pretty shit builder to get belted off the block.
13:13 With that out of the way, let's see these kitchens and laundries.
13:16 Tools down!
13:17 I didn't see any tools up, did you?
13:20 No.
13:21 Here we go, house one.
13:22 # Kiss me... #
13:25 Ooh, that's pretty nice.
13:26 I love it.
13:27 There's a lovely sort of retro vibe.
13:29 What is Shaina wearing?
13:31 The Queen of Storage herself.
13:33 Looks like she's dressed herself in the coat.
13:35 She's wrapped up as a present.
13:37 Bin?
13:39 That's exciting.
13:40 It's a rubbish bin.
13:41 Oh, that's our bin!
13:42 We got that.
13:43 OK, house three, Christian Brett.
13:44 # I could feel at the time... #
13:48 I hate that!
13:49 Oh!
13:50 # More than ever... #
13:51 That is putrid!
13:53 Look at the thickness of that.
13:55 That reminds me of a brothel.
13:57 Yum!
13:58 What's a candle?
13:59 Looks like a birthday cake.
14:00 It's an open fire.
14:01 Do you like it?
14:02 He loves it.
14:04 Careful, you're going to set fire to your hair.
14:06 We've got cutlery, we've got drawers.
14:08 Tell you what, Shaina's got the girls out tonight.
14:10 Will you stop worrying about bloody Shaina and her top?
14:12 I can't help it, she's bloody...
14:14 She's wearing those tops.
14:15 Honestly!
14:16 Boy, oh, boy.
14:17 House five's open plan design continues this week.
14:20 # It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life... #
14:25 Look at the size of this kitchen!
14:27 # And I'm feeling... #
14:29 What if you don't like orange?
14:30 Whoa!
14:31 Love it.
14:32 Looks like a Gold Coast rental to me.
14:34 That is the colour of my surfboard that I just got delivered.
14:37 Good girls!
14:38 Fair to say you had a very good day with the judges today.
14:41 The girls are going to win.
14:42 Girls, scores, here we go.
14:43 With Darren and Neil's scores on the board,
14:45 it's neck and neck between conspiracy nuts Christy and Brett
14:49 and the Broke Sisters.
14:50 The girls need it cos they need the cash.
14:52 Don't hit me!
14:54 You know I get excited.
14:56 Um, Scotty?
14:58 Yes?
14:59 Are people allowed to use gnomes?
15:01 What's a gnome?
15:02 The gnome is literally an extra one point.
15:05 Would you like to use our gnome, please?
15:07 Oh, the girls are using their gnome to make sure they get the win.
15:11 Oh, my God.
15:12 Girls, you can explain that to everybody later.
15:15 It's a secret gnome that you've had for quite a long time.
15:18 Oh, it's a little secret gnome!
15:20 They've had a secret gnome!
15:21 I love that they're conspiracy theorists
15:23 and the girls have a secret gnome.
15:25 Gnomes are good at hiding in their defence.
15:27 Winner of week 7 on the block...
15:29 It has to be the girls.
15:30 It's the girls!
15:31 Yes!
15:33 Yeah, 30.
15:34 They won anyway.
15:35 They had 10 points.
15:37 Look at her face, look at her face, look at her face.
15:39 Drama!
15:40 Good luck, everybody.
15:41 Good night, see you later.
15:42 F***!
15:43 Give a f***, mate.
15:44 No congratulations?
15:45 Look how they just all walk off.
15:46 Just walk off, yeah.
15:47 Look, look at them go.
15:48 They can't get out of there fast enough.
15:50 Everyone said congratulations,
15:52 except Christy and Brett, who stormed off.
15:54 That was not sportsmanly.
15:56 Oh, we're going to get fireworks here, Milo.
15:59 And they looked around and they saw us
16:00 and they chose to say nothing.
16:02 I'm not going to have a bar of it, I tell you what.
16:03 Oh, oh, here we go!
16:05 Showdown on the block!
16:06 This was not anything tonight, but a joke.
16:10 Oh, Jesus, here we go.
16:12 Christy and Brett, not happy, eh?
16:14 No.
16:15 But you lost anyway.
16:16 Are we saying that you do get an extra hand?
16:18 100%.
16:19 (Mimics dog barking)
16:20 I'm kind to people, so they're kind back to me.
16:22 Yeah, special treatment.
16:23 Definitely not the case, Eliza, so calm down.
16:25 Calm down, touchy!
16:27 I felt deeply uncomfortable.
16:28 (Laughs)
16:30 You and a lot of Australia, Leah.
16:32 Everyone gets little things, like you guys are getting a hat.
16:34 We don't! We don't!
16:36 What's all this we don't move, we move like this?
16:38 Shut up, Monty!
16:40 I got dizzy then.
16:41 They're playing a strategic game.
16:43 (Growls)
16:44 She's still going, this chick.
16:45 (Mimics dog barking)
16:47 Conspiracy.
16:48 That's a real Eliza, and we've only just seen it.
16:50 Oh, now we've seen a real Eliza.
16:52 Mate!
16:54 She's lost her shit because you're insulting her,
16:56 saying you get a hand in everything.
16:58 I love this drama.
17:00 (Thunder rumbles)
17:01 (Laughs)
17:03 That was fiery.
17:04 The drama is so bad, it's good.
17:06 Oh, I love the block so much.
17:08 One, two, three, clock, four o'clock.
17:10 Clock!
17:11 (Music)
17:14 In Sydney, Wendell Delpechitre has hurt his knee
17:30 from too much sport.
17:31 Guys, this time I'm going for round two with my ice pack
17:36 because now my knee's flared up from cricket.
17:39 Haven't you only played one game this season?
17:42 Yes.
17:43 (Music)
17:45 Ooh, you know what this is, Milo?
17:47 Is that blood in the water?
17:49 Oh, that's business in the water, baby.
17:51 Yep, Tuesday night on Ten...
17:53 Oh, Shark Tank.
17:55 I love Shark Tank.
17:56 ..let's meet our first budding entrepreneurs.
17:59 Let's go.
18:00 What garbage are they going to pitch?
18:02 Catchy! I have one of these.
18:04 Catchy is a world-first food-catching accessory
18:07 for high chairs that saves your fours,
18:09 saves your food and saves your sanity.
18:11 This is genius at work.
18:12 Well, how does that work?
18:13 What's the product here?
18:15 It's like a tray that goes around your kid's high chair
18:17 so when they drop food it doesn't go on your floor.
18:19 Oh, pay shitloads for this.
18:23 And it saves your back from bending down every two seconds
18:26 to pick up dropped bowls and spoons from the floor.
18:28 Catchy, it's sick.
18:30 Is it really? Just put a sheet down.
18:31 Clean it up. Vacuum, mop, get your dog to eat it.
18:35 (MUMBLES)
18:38 Today we are asking for $300,000 at a $15 million valuation.
18:43 You're what?
18:44 $15 million valuation.
18:45 Where do they get these valuations from?
18:47 Out of their arse.
18:48 Little challenge I have with the product,
18:50 I see the future actually having an AI robot
18:54 that will do the cleaning.
18:56 Huh? You don't need an AI robot, just get a bulldog.
18:59 So... I know.
19:01 Agreed.
19:02 I would have gone that way as well.
19:04 No.
19:05 I'll do it for 5%.
19:06 Me too.
19:07 2.5% each.
19:09 Everyone wants a piece of the catchy.
19:11 I think we're going to have to take your offer.
19:13 Yes!
19:14 Really?
19:15 This changed our world.
19:17 This is like the...
19:18 Oh, shut up.
19:19 OK, can the next pitch catch the attention of our sharks?
19:23 The product I'll be presenting today
19:25 will be an AI-powered set of tools for teaching and learning.
19:28 I'm a teacher.
19:29 You're a teacher.
19:30 I'm listening.
19:31 I'm going to prepare a lesson plan in 15 seconds.
19:33 Ooh!
19:34 OK.
19:35 You ready for this?
19:36 Oh, we're ready!
19:37 Are you ready for this?
19:38 Just shut up, guys.
19:39 Sorry.
19:40 So what are you doing?
19:43 Can you just walk us through, James?
19:45 I can't read that.
19:47 James, what's going on?
19:48 I'm so confused, mate.
19:50 What are you selecting there?
19:52 What's happening?
19:53 Are you following?
19:54 No.
19:55 He's not a very good teacher.
19:56 15 seconds.
19:57 I think less.
19:58 What?
19:59 Can I just ask one question which I'm so confused about?
20:01 What's the product?
20:02 That's the first question I've got.
20:04 What I have a problem with is your presentation.
20:08 Yeah, that part.
20:09 It may have been one of the worst presentations we've seen.
20:12 Whoa!
20:13 Whoa!
20:14 Agreed.
20:15 For that reason, I'm out.
20:17 I'm out.
20:18 I'm out.
20:19 I'm out.
20:20 See ya.
20:21 Alright, let's see if the final group can take their pitch more seriously.
20:24 OK.
20:27 Who...what?
20:28 Wiggles vibes.
20:29 We're the Beanies.
20:30 That means you're with Laura.
20:31 Me and...
20:32 And Michael.
20:33 OK, so they're kids entertainment?
20:34 I have never heard of the Beanies.
20:36 The Beanies have done over 350 shows.
20:39 Ooh.
20:40 We're tired.
20:42 I love this.
20:44 I think that kids would love this too.
20:47 We would like...
20:49 $150,000 for 10% equity in our business, pretty please.
20:57 Oh, that was super cute.
20:59 OK, but how do you monetise?
21:01 Do we need the Beanies to explain this to you?
21:03 # You'll see returns in just one year #
21:05 # Maybe invest in Beanies #
21:07 # Don't delay and have a Beanie-rific day #
21:10 That's a beat.
21:12 Best pitch on Shark Tank ever.
21:15 Ever!
21:16 Ooh!
21:17 The Paul Blight that was just coming beforehand to watch that and cry.
21:20 How many subscribers do you have on YouTube?
21:23 Subscribers are only at about 2,000 at the moment.
21:26 They only got 2,000 YouTube followers.
21:28 That's nothing.
21:29 I've got a good one for them to go and do.
21:31 If they want to make it, go and do reels on Instagram
21:34 and you watch how they'll make it.
21:36 You've got crumbs all over your chest.
21:38 Doesn't matter.
21:40 You guys go be artists, write content,
21:42 we will help you write the business and we'll blow this thing up.
21:45 Oh, wow. That's pretty good.
21:47 $150,000 for 50%.
21:49 What?!
21:50 50%?!
21:52 And you get three sharks.
21:54 Three sharks. Take it, take it!
21:56 No. Give them away half your business.
21:58 Counter, counter.
21:59 If you consider 40, we would be happy to go ahead.
22:02 What?!
22:03 40?!
22:04 No deal.
22:05 Take it.
22:06 Nah, stuff it.
22:07 Let's do it!
22:08 They're going to take it?!
22:09 Oh, jeez.
22:10 They sold their souls for 40%?!
22:12 Wow.
22:13 Ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:14 I guess when you're working with kids all day, you kind of go mad.
22:17 That was a good episode. I liked that.
22:20 We've seen the worst pitch ever and the best pitch ever.
22:24 I'm going to follow the beanies to see how they progress.
22:27 I could be a children's attorney.
22:28 No way you could.
22:29 I am that happy all the time.
22:31 I've got happiness in my heart.
22:33 That's because you don't have children.
22:34 Yep, correct.
22:35 You know, I was out there the other day and I seen this mosquito on the glass.
22:49 I've got the air-regard thing, the spray thing, and I was spraying it.
22:53 Then it was over there, spraying it.
22:56 Five times I sprayed.
22:57 Please don't tell me it was on the outside of the...
23:00 No, well I found out after I'd done it the fifth time.
23:02 All the stuff was leaking down the bloody window.
23:05 Now Laura, I think I've told you I love dogs, but I don't know a whole heap about them.
23:09 Oh, it's Joel Creasy.
23:11 Oh!
23:12 We love Joel.
23:13 Like many Australians, I'm obsessed with dogs.
23:16 But there's nothing like the love of a dog.
23:19 No, I've gone through anxiety because of Bane.
23:22 No!
23:23 This week on the ABC, comedian Joel Creasy and dog behaviouralist Laura V
23:29 are on a mission to help the nation's unwanted dogs find a new home and...
23:34 A new leash on life.
23:36 Oh, I love that.
23:37 This'll be good.
23:38 And this week, Joel and Laura will be finding a dog
23:41 for father of five and part-time farmer, Paul.
23:45 Until a few months ago, Paul's best friend on the farm was his pug dog, Prince.
23:50 Oh, pug!
23:52 Look, Trudy, there's your cousin.
23:53 The two relied on each other for five years until their bond was tragically cut short.
23:59 What happened?
24:00 I was sawing some wood, a log, and last I saw Prince was in the car
24:06 and next I saw him laying under the log on the ground.
24:08 Oh, shit!
24:10 Imagine the grief of living through that guilt.
24:14 Yeah, it was devastating.
24:15 He killed his best friend.
24:16 It was my little soulmate.
24:18 I couldn't imagine if something happened to Yoshi.
24:20 Come here, buddy.
24:22 Who are you looking for?
24:23 I mean, for the farm, definitely active, good with animals.
24:26 What have we got for you, mate?
24:28 This one here, Ringo, the big, beautiful black shepherd.
24:32 Oh, I had a dog named Ringo!
24:34 I reckon this dog would love a farm.
24:36 He's quite distressed in his enclosure.
24:38 Who wouldn't be distressed in their enclosure?
24:40 I think what he wants to do is to get out here and interact.
24:43 Oh, jeez.
24:44 Thanks, Captain Obvious.
24:46 She knows her dog stuff, doesn't she?
24:47 Hey, puppy, so maybe would you like to sit?
24:50 Good boy.
24:52 Would you give me a high-five?
24:53 Oh!
24:55 Very smart.
24:56 What do you think about Ringo, Yoshi?
24:58 I don't think he likes Ringo.
25:00 It's Ringo's crucial first training day
25:03 and the next stage in the process
25:05 to figure out if he's the right fit for Paul.
25:07 Here we go.
25:08 Today we're assessing what Laura calls Ringo's prey drive,
25:12 which is his instinct...
25:14 To kill things.
25:15 Yes.
25:16 We've got to check that out with him today just to see...
25:18 If Ringo will kill Paul's animals.
25:20 Ringo's overexcitement is a concern.
25:25 And Trudy's overexcited too.
25:27 Calm down, mate.
25:28 Laura wants to reinforce Ringo's self-control.
25:31 He will get a reward when he looks away from the animals.
25:34 Ah!
25:36 Good boy.
25:38 Thank you for looking away.
25:39 Wasn't he just looking to see if she had more food than he could have?
25:42 Sit. Sit.
25:44 Ringo's doing well,
25:45 so Laura's upping the ante and removing the fence.
25:48 Hang on, Joel's trying to make a goat sit.
25:50 He can't sit.
25:52 That's a sheep.
25:53 It's a goat.
25:54 I mean a goat.
25:55 You all right?
25:56 Oh, my God.
25:57 Hey!
25:58 Well, Leanne, I'm just saying if I was a goat,
26:01 I'd want to mount Joel as well.
26:03 The good news is Ringo has passed the key prey drive test.
26:07 Good job, Ringo.
26:08 Look at the amount of effort these guys are going through
26:10 to make sure he's the right fit for Paul.
26:12 We need to get these to find your missus.
26:15 Time to let Paul know where things are at with our search.
26:18 What would you like to know about your gorgeous dog?
26:21 Is he tall?
26:23 He is.
26:24 And would a log crush him?
26:26 No.
26:27 That is excellent.
26:28 When can I meet him?
26:29 It's fully like a blind date.
26:30 It is.
26:31 Oh, just show him the dog.
26:33 OK, after working like a dog,
26:35 it's time for Paul and Ringo to finally meet.
26:38 Oh, this will be exciting.
26:40 I reckon Paul's going to love Ringo.
26:42 Oh, my God.
26:43 Please meet Ringo.
26:44 Oh, love at first sight.
26:46 Look at this.
26:47 Oh!
26:50 That was a kiss for Paul.
26:52 It's a lick of approval.
26:53 It's a match.
26:55 Ringo will soon be joining Paul at home.
26:58 Oh, that's good.
26:59 Yeah!
27:00 Three weeks later, new soulmates Paul and Ringo
27:03 are thriving on the farm.
27:05 How's that looking, buddy?
27:06 Oh, he looks happy.
27:07 He's living his best life there.
27:10 It's just good having some company from me.
27:12 How much fun we can have, eh?
27:14 Eh?
27:15 You're the best thing, buddy.
27:17 Oh!
27:18 I love this.
27:19 Just try not to kill him, please.
27:20 Yeah.
27:21 This is such a feel-good show.
27:25 I know.
27:26 It's like, oh!
27:27 It is nice.
27:28 I want to see cats.
27:29 I like cats.
27:30 Oh, God.
27:31 I like dogs and cats.
27:32 Why can't I have one of them cats?
27:34 Why couldn't I?
27:35 I don't know, but why couldn't I live in a home without you?
27:38 Hey, there's pistachios in here, so just be careful.
27:58 That's a pistachio?
27:59 Yeah, pistachio.
28:01 Oh, I don't want that.
28:02 It's a nut.
28:03 Try it.
28:04 You might like it.
28:05 It's nice.
28:06 Yeah, it's yummy, see?
28:07 Yeah.
28:08 Every day he becomes more and more Lib.
28:10 This week on Foxtel, we took a trip north.
28:14 This is Alaska Off The Grid.
28:17 Yes!
28:18 Oh, this is like the Manly Manly show.
28:21 Alaska Off The Grid.
28:24 Do you really keep your tissue up your sleeve?
28:27 The show follows Alaskan builder Lee Raymond.
28:30 He looks like Santa.
28:31 I've been building houses since I was a very young man.
28:34 He lives in the North Pole and he looks like that.
28:37 Yeah, this is what Santa Claus gets up to during the hot months.
28:40 I came to Alaska because I couldn't get lost in the lower 48 anymore.
28:44 The only thing that I remember about Alaska...
28:47 You've never been.
28:48 Yeah, I know, but...
28:49 Anyway, in this episode, a wealthy Alaskan businessman
28:53 wants Lee to build him a fishing cabin.
28:55 It's going to be right here.
28:57 26 feet going up by 36 feet deep.
29:01 This is not a cabin. It's like a three-storey house.
29:04 He's building Queenslander.
29:05 This is our kind of show.
29:06 And then above that is a bonus loft.
29:09 A loft?
29:10 It's a bonus loft.
29:11 That's their little sex room.
29:13 And on every job, Lee is joined by his crew.
29:16 These are his elves.
29:17 Which includes Earl...
29:19 Lee's right-hand man.
29:21 Yeah, I bet.
29:22 That's what they get up to in the loft.
29:24 Lee's accident-prone son, Aaron...
29:27 Look out, look out, look out!
29:28 Oh!
29:30 Oh!
29:32 Oh, no!
29:33 I've served...
29:35 Well, it's stupid.
29:36 Men like this get on top of bloody roofs.
29:39 Like, who do they think they are?
29:41 You know what reminds me of Kate?
29:42 Yeah, when you fell off the ladder.
29:43 Exactly, and broke my ankle.
29:45 And Leif, also known as...
29:47 Ninja Farmer?
29:48 What's that mean? He cuts up fruit all day?
29:50 Ninja Framer.
29:51 A framer? Ninja Framer?
29:53 What's a Ninja Framer?
29:54 I rarely use ladders.
29:55 There you go.
29:56 Look at this guy.
29:57 Holy shit!
29:58 What is he doing, parkour in the house?
30:00 You know, climbing up walls, you know.
30:01 Oh, my God, is he up there with no scaffolding?
30:03 No harness, no nothing.
30:05 I mean, it looks dangerous,
30:06 but I have no fear being 30 feet off the ground.
30:09 Do you reckon they've got work cover?
30:10 Mate!
30:11 There's, like, some union side officer at home just rolling.
30:14 Well, imagine their face when they see this.
30:16 Wolf, grab a hold of one of those.
30:18 Oh!
30:19 We've got a bench on a ladder on a beam
30:21 on the top 30 feet in the air.
30:24 This is sketchy as.
30:26 It'll be pine, it'll be pine, it'll be pine.
30:28 And this.
30:29 Look at the size of these things.
30:31 Holy shit.
30:32 You like a lot of wood, hey?
30:34 Are you up?
30:35 Hey!
30:36 It's on his shoulder.
30:37 He's not holding on to anything.
30:39 If that falls on someone, you're dead.
30:40 And this.
30:41 Oh, you got it.
30:42 Well, he's on the side of a roof
30:43 carrying a window up on his shoulder.
30:45 Oh!
30:46 That looks so dangerous.
30:48 Someone's going to get hurt.
30:50 And this.
30:51 Oh!
30:53 Oh, my God!
30:55 Now, this is not funny, boys.
30:57 Are these guys brave or stupid?
31:00 Hooty-hoo!
31:01 I think stupid.
31:03 I don't know, but they get a lot more done here
31:05 than what they do on the block.
31:06 Oh, that's true.
31:08 Look at them.
31:09 It's going up like a bloody Christmas tree.
31:11 45 days, dude.
31:13 It's amazing.
31:14 This is how we should be making houses in Australia.
31:16 What, with no care to safety?
31:18 Yeah, just get it done.
31:20 Let's make America great again.
31:22 We're done.
31:23 I want to see it completely finished.
31:25 When's room reveal?
31:26 Room reveal's straight after the funeral.
31:28 Here we go, Tim's family's in.
31:30 Well, look at this.
31:31 It looks nice.
31:32 Wow!
31:33 That looks awesome.
31:36 You should go upstairs.
31:37 Let's do it.
31:38 The bonus lot.
31:39 Oh, my God, that ladder!
31:40 On the ladder!
31:41 The little loft is going to be a great place
31:43 for maybe the grandkids.
31:45 Grandkids, they're not climbing up a ladder.
31:47 Just for them to fall off.
31:48 Yeah, it seems like the safest spot
31:50 to put the kids on the roof.
31:52 This is another build by Lee Raymond.
31:54 I don't think I'd hire this guy.
31:55 He wouldn't know safety even started with an S.
31:59 I am still waiting for that little thing
32:00 that comes up and says, "In memory of..."
32:03 and have, like, two out of, like,
32:04 the ten builders that worked on it.
32:07 [♪♪♪]
32:10 Got my grand final tickets!
32:18 You got 'em?
32:19 I got 'em.
32:20 You lucky lion!
32:22 Yes!
32:25 It could be the best day of my life,
32:27 and I've been married and had a child.
32:29 [laughs]
32:30 [♪♪♪]
32:31 ♪ I need someone to help me ♪
32:33 Woo-hoo!
32:34 The wait is over.
32:36 What are we doing here?
32:37 In the spotlight, just boys who like boys.
32:41 Yes!
32:42 The gayer the better.
32:43 Yes!
32:44 Monday on Ten, we watched something new.
32:46 [♪♪♪]
32:48 I kissed a boy.
32:50 Ooh, it's a gay dating show.
32:52 This is rare.
32:53 How many times have I said,
32:55 "I wish there was a gay dating show"?
32:57 TV's coming out of the closet.
33:00 Ten single boys are matched up
33:02 and meet for the first time with a kiss.
33:05 No chat, no messages, just a kiss.
33:07 A kiss that could be the start of everything.
33:10 So they just walk up and kiss each other?
33:12 At least I don't have to buy him a drink.
33:13 They start with a pash,
33:15 and then they discover each other.
33:17 Yes!
33:18 Oh, I'm cramping.
33:19 Ah, I'm cramping.
33:21 You got too excited.
33:23 My name's Ben, and I'm from Edinburgh in Bonnie, Scotland.
33:26 Hi, Ben.
33:27 I'm attracted to confidence.
33:29 I definitely see her like a cheeky chappie.
33:32 Ah, oi, oi.
33:34 Who's this fella?
33:35 This guy looks like a cheeky chappie.
33:36 I'm Ollie, and I'm from Brighton.
33:38 That looks like Freddie Mercury.
33:39 He's so cute. What a shame he's gay.
33:41 I'm just a gay man stuck in a straight man's world.
33:44 Ollie's a little odder.
33:45 Explain "odder" to me again.
33:46 Oh, look, there's that many different variations
33:48 of animals represented in the queer community, Mia.
33:51 [laughs]
33:52 [♪♪♪]
33:55 [laughs]
33:57 Here we go.
33:58 [slurps]
33:59 Going for your kiss. No talking.
34:01 All right.
34:02 ♪ If you give me the night ♪
34:06 Oh, my God!
34:08 OK.
34:09 ♪ Hard to get me off ♪
34:10 There's no hellos.
34:11 Not even...
34:12 Ah! They're getting right into it.
34:13 Gays don't muck around. They're just straight in.
34:15 [kissing]
34:16 I wish there was a show like this when I was single.
34:19 Honestly, I'm quite warm.
34:20 Me too.
34:21 Not sweet, man.
34:22 [laughs]
34:23 They fully kissed, and then they went into two blokes.
34:26 Yeah, bro, you good? Yeah, sweet.
34:28 Their kiss was actually pretty good.
34:30 You're a proper geezer. I love it.
34:32 Who've we got now?
34:33 My name's Josh.
34:34 I'm very fresh out the closet,
34:36 and I've never even kissed a boy.
34:38 Oh, my God, he's a gay virgin.
34:40 I'm Bobski, and I'm from Harlow, Essex.
34:43 Bobski?
34:44 Bobski was definitely named by his dad.
34:46 I'm hoping that the kiss isn't awkward,
34:47 but I think I'm gonna be the shittest kisser
34:49 in the world, to be honest.
34:50 I'm really excited for him.
34:52 [♪♪♪]
34:55 [♪♪♪]
34:57 Is that it?
34:58 What the hell was that?
34:59 Oh.
35:00 No, go back, get some more.
35:02 [♪♪♪]
35:03 With first kisses done and the boys paired up,
35:06 it's time to meet the host of the show.
35:08 Who is it?
35:09 Hi, I'm Dani Minogue.
35:10 Dani Minogue?
35:11 Your favourite, it's Dani.
35:13 Oh, it's Dani.
35:14 Hello, boys.
35:15 Hello.
35:16 [crowd exclaims]
35:17 The Minogues have got the gays in a stranglehold.
35:20 Holy moly!
35:21 [crowd exclaims]
35:22 So she left the Ma Singer for this.
35:24 Mate, you'd leave the Ma Singer for any opportunity.
35:28 It's pride party night tonight at the Masco.
35:32 Pride party night.
35:33 That's it, baby.
35:35 [crowd cheers]
35:37 Woo-hoo!
35:38 I think every version of gay is represented here.
35:41 Shut up!
35:42 Oh, my God, look at the dacks.
35:44 [♪♪♪]
35:45 Does he get cold with his bum out?
35:47 I have no idea.
35:48 All you want to do is hit it.
35:49 [♪♪♪]
35:50 This is very different to you and I and the boys
35:52 hiring at Airbnb on the weekend, eh?
35:54 Woo!
35:55 Very different.
35:56 Okay, outfits sorted, it's time to--
35:59 Let the party begin!
36:01 Cheers.
36:02 Cheers.
36:03 Cheers.
36:04 Come on, some music, let's dance.
36:06 How's it going?
36:07 Yeah, good.
36:08 A bit lacklustre, this party.
36:09 I thought, like, a pride party's supposed to, like, go off.
36:12 Yeah, surely there's some way to spice it up.
36:14 Why not add another sausage to the mix?
36:16 Here comes Intruder.
36:17 This is great.
36:18 We've got Intruders, too.
36:19 I'm Mikey, I'm single, and I'm looking for love.
36:22 I'm Mikey.
36:23 He's very good looking.
36:24 You want more for the party?
36:26 [laughs]
36:27 It's a sausage fest.
36:28 It is.
36:29 It's always fun having an Intruder, eh?
36:30 Yeah.
36:31 Spices it up a bit.
36:32 It does.
36:33 Who first caught your eye?
36:34 That's a good question.
36:35 Josh.
36:36 Your smile caught me, eh?
36:37 Oh, Josh caught his attention.
36:39 Yep, and even though he just kissed Bobski,
36:41 it seems Intruder Mikey has got the attention of first-timer Josh.
36:46 Oh, okay.
36:47 I've got to take Mikey on a tour.
36:49 Oh, okay then.
36:50 Oh my God, he's taken him away already.
36:52 Keep it in your pants, Mikey.
36:53 You would say keep it in your pants,
36:55 but one of the guys were an arseless chap.
36:57 Your thugs boys.
36:58 Oh, so they don't have to stick to their couples.
37:01 No, they can swap to their heart's content.
37:03 Drama, love it.
37:05 It's not even day one yet, and I've already been ditched.
37:09 I feel sad for Bobski.
37:11 Yeah.
37:12 Poor Bobski got dumpski.
37:14 As soon as I walked in and I'd seen you and you smiled,
37:17 I was like, "Ah, that's it."
37:19 "Ah, that's it, he's in, boom."
37:21 I'm really fancy Josh.
37:22 It'll be in chest in a couple of days, I think.
37:24 Oh, really?
37:25 Josh is about to get his second kiss.
37:27 It works for me.
37:28 Ah!
37:29 I'm living for this.
37:32 I want to watch the next episode.
37:33 I know, right? That's how good it is.
37:35 I think I'd definitely watch more of this.
37:36 I want to know what happens.
37:37 My cheeks are hurting from smiling so much.
37:39 Which cheeks?
37:40 LAUGHTER
37:41 #
37:43 Hey, Yoshi, you're going to Grandma's tomorrow.
38:01 That's all right.
38:03 Do you like going to Grandma's?
38:05 You want to go now?
38:10 Thursday on SBS Food, we tucked into a brand-new series.
38:14 This is Paradise Kitchen Bali.
38:17 Cooking show. Yes!
38:18 Ooh!
38:20 My name is Lauren, but people call me Lole.
38:22 My mum is Balinese and my dad is Australian,
38:25 so Bali has always been close to my heart.
38:27 Do you know who loves Bali? Bogans.
38:29 Bali!
38:30 And in this show,
38:31 Chef Lauren makes traditional Balinese dishes...
38:34 Oh!
38:36 ..with a twist.
38:37 Wait, what?
38:38 Plant-based food.
38:39 Plant-based?
38:40 Oh, seriously?
38:41 Heaps of people love that, but we're not two of them.
38:44 I want to cook a jackfruit lawar, a traditional Balinese dish...
38:47 A jackfruit lava?
38:49 Jackfruit lava, I think.
38:51 Oh, lava.
38:52 It's lawar. Exactly.
38:53 OK, let's see what ingredients Lauren has to rustle up for her lawar.
38:58 You need to marry someone like this.
39:00 The more I'm looking at her, the more I'm falling in love with her.
39:03 What are we going to be picking first today?
39:06 Now we're picking the jackfruit.
39:08 Jackfruit?
39:09 I've never had jackfruit.
39:11 What's it taste like?
39:12 Jackfruit tastes like... I can't remember.
39:14 I was probably too pissed when I had it.
39:16 Just twist like this.
39:18 Looks like a pair of balls hanging off a tree.
39:20 I've had that. That's beautiful.
39:22 We call this the pahia.
39:24 Oh, there's ants all over it!
39:25 Adds to the flavour.
39:27 Now, I love cooking with jackfruit
39:29 because it really gives that meaty texture.
39:32 Why can't you just have meat?
39:34 There are five steps to make a jackfruit lawar -
39:36 shallots, candle nuts, chillies, garlic,
39:39 turmeric, galangal, ginger, lemongrass,
39:42 bay leaf, kaffir lime leaves and coriander
39:45 make up the bumbu base.
39:47 Don't know what half of those things are.
39:49 It's all a bit complicated, really, isn't it?
39:51 Oh yeah, a little bit.
39:52 For our next step, we need a coconut.
39:54 She's adding something else now.
39:55 Oh, it's still mining!
39:56 We're going to use fresh coconut from the garden.
39:58 Wow!
39:59 What is that?
40:00 What the hell?
40:01 We call this tombong.
40:02 Never seen that in a coconut.
40:04 It's an Indonesian kinder surprise.
40:06 It is!
40:07 Oh yeah.
40:08 There you go, I never knew that.
40:09 Anyway, now that she's got that,
40:11 she can add it to the dish.
40:13 We're going to grate some coconut.
40:15 Why doesn't she do it in the bowl?
40:18 They're getting it everywhere!
40:20 And now she's ready to add the hero of the dish.
40:23 This was the jackfruit we picked earlier.
40:25 We've taken the skin off and we've boiled this.
40:27 Oh, it looks so shit.
40:30 So let's chop the jackfruit.
40:31 Chop the shit out of them.
40:33 Is all this effort worth it for vegan food?
40:36 Hells no!
40:37 We have to...
40:38 Jackfruit?
40:39 Jackfruit.
40:40 Take off the water.
40:41 Is that that thing she cut up?
40:42 Yeah.
40:43 So make sure you've got clean hands.
40:45 This looks unhygienic.
40:46 Oooh.
40:48 Mmm.
40:49 Don't know.
40:50 Mmm.
40:51 I'd give it a go.
40:52 This is the fun part.
40:54 I'm ready for the fun part.
40:55 Surely the eating is the fun part.
40:57 The fun part is going to a bar,
40:59 smashing a few bintangs,
41:01 and then going for a surf.
41:03 All of this hard work,
41:04 now we get to bring it all together.
41:06 Give us the result, you beautiful girl.
41:08 We did it.
41:09 Jackfruit lauwari.
41:11 Is that the final meal?
41:12 Yeah!
41:13 Great.
41:14 Oh, we're going to starve.
41:15 It has a spicy garlic coconut taste.
41:18 Mate, it took six hours and seven people to make that.
41:21 Terima kasih.
41:22 Oh, whatever.
41:24 If they don't make satay chicken skewers next,
41:27 I don't want to hear about it.
41:29 Oh, show us the cool stuff.
41:32 You're going on a baby moon.
41:45 Yeah.
41:46 What does that mean?
41:47 It's sort of your last hurrah of being you
41:51 without sleep deprivation
41:54 and child hanging off breast.
41:57 You wonder why people have babies, don't you?
41:59 Because in the end they turn out all right.
42:01 It's just that first...
42:02 It takes 20 years.
42:04 Well, actually, you're nearly 40 and I'm still doing it.
42:07 Danielle's former name, pronouns and images
42:11 have been used with her permission.
42:13 Who's Danielle?
42:14 Dean Lately, so courageous.
42:17 I'm very proud of the first phase of my life.
42:20 Danielle used to be an AFL player and football coach
42:24 and then transitioned.
42:25 (CHEERING)
42:28 Oh, won a grand final.
42:29 Yeah, great player.
42:31 Oh, yes, '96, I was there.
42:33 I wouldn't change it for the world.
42:35 Which path do you take?
42:37 Which way do you go?
42:38 This week, we watched Stan's new documentary
42:41 about one of Australia's most high-profile transgender women.
42:45 Now that I'm here, I can tell my story in my own words.
42:50 Danielle Lately.
42:52 Two tribes.
42:53 I've been dying to watch this.
42:54 Danielle Lately is like Australia's Caitlyn Jenner.
42:57 From the beginning, Danielle had to hide who she was.
43:01 The only thing I could do and did do is walk side by side with it.
43:06 Imagine that, living most of your life in hiding.
43:09 Looking back now, the thing that saved me and kept me sane
43:14 was my football career.
43:16 Used to be called the junkyard dog.
43:17 She was a scrapper and a fighter and a really tough player.
43:20 Suddenly, I'm on this huge stage,
43:22 playing the most popular sport in the country.
43:24 It'd be a lot of pressure.
43:25 Getting married, having children.
43:28 She did all the right things.
43:30 Come hell or high water, I was going to make sure
43:34 my family had everything.
43:37 If that was at a cost to me, so be it.
43:40 So she provided for her family at her own cost.
43:43 That's pretty selfless, isn't it?
43:44 Hmm, that's great.
43:45 The job, the industry, what I knew, it was like a security blanket.
43:49 It was a veil.
43:50 And no-one would guess when you're angry and macho all the time.
43:54 No, exactly.
43:55 But she's living with a secret.
43:57 That'd be exhausting.
43:59 And in 2019, that secret came out.
44:02 I was learning how to use Snapchat
44:06 because that's how I communicated with the girls.
44:09 What, their daughters?
44:10 And one Sunday morning, instead of pressing save,
44:15 I pressed send and they got pictures of me.
44:18 Oh!
44:20 That's a bit of a fumble, isn't it?
44:22 That would have been a shock.
44:23 From that time on, I have had no communication with the girls.
44:29 And the daughters have moved away from him.
44:31 This is the hardest thing that I struggle with,
44:33 to cope with every day.
44:35 That would be heartbreaking, wouldn't it?
44:36 That you weren't accepted by your own kids.
44:38 Then, one year later, her secret was exposed to the nation.
44:43 Dean Laidley is in custody after being arrested last night.
44:46 A leaked photo of the 53-year-old dressed in women's clothing
44:50 and a make-up-smeared mug shot have gone viral.
44:53 How did that get out?
44:55 There was a huge investigation
44:57 into the actions of the police that night.
45:00 The coppers took photos at the cop shop
45:02 and they circulated it when they shouldn't have.
45:04 That is a massive breach of primacy.
45:07 Shocking.
45:08 There were all sorts of awful comments.
45:10 Oh!
45:11 Oh!
45:15 I don't want to read that.
45:16 Jesus.
45:17 This is what kept on just going back and forth.
45:19 This is why people have to suppress who they are.
45:22 Did they realise what damage that could cause?
45:25 (SIGHS)
45:27 What's sadder is that people move on,
45:30 but she's got to think of that all the time now.
45:33 I can't deal with it.
45:34 Danielle spiralled into depression,
45:36 but survived with the help of a friend.
45:39 I'm just grateful that I have someone in my life
45:43 who loves B for me.
45:46 Who's she?
45:47 This is her partner now.
45:48 I just knew that I've always loved this person.
45:51 They've known each other since they were kids.
45:53 Oh!
45:54 So, to me, it didn't matter whether Danny was male, female, whatever.
46:00 I don't understand what's so hard for people to get
46:04 that you can just love another human.
46:06 It's just nice to be accepted, isn't it?
46:08 That's true love.
46:09 I'm so glad she found someone.
46:11 And with her confidence returning,
46:13 Danielle reached out to her former team-mates.
46:16 Every time I look at that photo, I can feel just the emotion.
46:20 Anthony Stevens, Danielle Lardley, Wayne Schwoz.
46:23 That's the three of them there after the grand final.
46:25 They should remake that moment.
46:27 Ready, hands up.
46:29 Here we go.
46:30 They're recreating it.
46:31 Oh, that's sick.
46:33 I told you! I suggested this!
46:35 I was thinking, "I've got my hands up, I just want to hug these two!"
46:38 Yeah.
46:39 Oh, it's beautiful.
46:41 Oh, that's nice.
46:43 Aw.
46:45 That's true friendship.
46:47 Exactly.
46:48 The deep love and respect goes beyond the gender, doesn't it?
46:51 The word "transition", it brings up a connotation of
46:55 there is a finishing line.
46:57 And I think evolving and growing
47:00 is a much better description of that.
47:04 It's not transition, it's evolution.
47:06 We're all evolving.
47:08 Yep, straight up.
47:09 And I feel like I'm home.
47:11 What a story.
47:12 I love that she's reclaimed this space and told the story in the way
47:15 that she wants it to be told.
47:16 That was really insightful.
47:20 Yeah.
47:21 You see, you just don't know what people go through.
47:22 No.
47:23 And it probably led the way for others.
47:24 We need to just embrace and accept people for who they are
47:29 and celebrate their uniqueness.
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