Salad Fingers 13_ Harvest
Salad Fingers 13- Harvest
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00:00 New to the Salad Fingers Store.
00:02 Latex Salad Fingers Mask.
00:04 The Salad Fingers Ultimate Plush.
00:07 Plus loads of t-shirts and hoodies and stuff.
00:10 Very high quality merch.
00:12 Saladfingersstore.com.
00:14 (ominous music)
00:27 (ominous music)
00:30 - This year's grand feast is certain to be a disaster.
00:43 I'll be the fool of the town.
00:47 Oh, mother of life, builder of my body.
00:57 I await your caring arms and the warmth of your teeth.
01:02 Take the carcass of my diminished companion,
01:27 Melvin Wishcake, a rotten friend,
01:32 no longer fit for finger.
01:34 May his body seed the lines of your womanhood.
01:53 Grandmother growth, you must have lost all faith
01:58 in this broken soul.
02:00 (ominous music)
02:04 (chattering)
02:09 (ominous music)
02:22 (ominous music)
02:25 I trust you'll be attending the luncheon.
02:37 We'll be seating guests from the higher society.
02:51 This is our chance to ascend.
02:54 Hubert Cumberdale, have you been utilizing
03:05 the naughty stick again?
03:07 Well, it smells like you.
03:12 Dirty, rotten pleasure hound you are.
03:16 Such filth will take you right to the beast.
03:20 (chattering)
03:23 Listen to your father, Hubert.
03:30 He knows what's best.
03:32 Dear Lady Etheridge, I formally invite your attendance.
03:43 Dear Lazy Eskindale, your awful appendix died yesterday.
03:49 (chattering)
03:51 I must ask that you hush.
03:54 Pipe down, sunshine.
03:57 One set of sentences is quite enough.
04:00 Walk faster.
04:02 Yes, you're precisely right.
04:07 I seem to have lost motion.
04:18 (inhaling)
04:20 Hello, Mr. Fingers.
04:39 Hello, miniature Mr. Fingers.
04:46 You look delicious.
04:48 I am delicious.
04:50 My mother says I'm the tastiest boy in the park.
04:55 (lips smacking)
04:57 (singing in foreign language)
05:03 Bruno.
05:12 (gentle music)
05:14 Well, you're a daring soonstress, aren't you?
05:20 We'd best get you in dreaming, Squirtybox.
05:25 The great sand floor holds all of the good people.
05:41 20 hundred hundred hundred footsteps
05:46 towards the glowing circle in the sky
05:49 is the edge of forever,
05:52 where a naughty master forbids any further travel.
05:57 The High Duchess will be attending from Slugwater Palace.
06:08 What a perfect dream.
06:10 Broom harder.
06:13 We'll get a slog's worth out of you, mulatto.
06:18 Perhaps we'll need a fresh set of skirting boards too.
06:27 (laughing)
06:29 (water splashing)
06:32 Well, the vegetable selection is rather paltry.
06:44 (chewing)
06:48 Or non-existent.
06:50 Lady Etheridge spotted on the horizon.
06:59 Oh, soft Mr. Boyfingers,
07:02 how am I to teach you my trade in such limited moments?
07:07 Use the moon's reason as your wisdom.
07:14 I've walked your dreams for decades.
07:19 I've observed you.
07:21 This is Bartholomew de Grise.
07:25 He's sensitive to terms regarding the hardening of skin,
07:30 so tread carefully.
07:34 May I fetch him indoors to catch his warmth by the log fire?
07:39 It'd be rude not to.
07:42 (grunting)
07:47 (footsteps)
07:50 It's important for you chaps to be on your best behavior
08:04 for soft Mr. Boyfingers.
08:10 He's part of the family.
08:15 (footsteps)
08:18 (groaning)
08:25 Bartholomew de Grise, what a pleasure.
08:29 I'm honored.
08:30 (water splashing)
08:42 (water dripping)
08:45 Must you keep fidgeting?
08:49 You'll nut up your buggery bits.
08:51 Mr. Fingers, it's not ready yet.
09:00 I'll need to show you where we keep the spare towels
09:06 and of course Hubert's swollen ankle requires ointment.
09:11 Don't worry dear, it's all taken care of.
09:16 I do most apologize.
09:18 It's all in your hands now.
09:21 Give my regards to the Colonel.
09:24 (horn blowing)
09:30 (laughing)
09:34 (water dripping)
09:37 Well, the guests are 15 minutes late
09:47 and it's going cold.
09:49 So I'm just going to start.
10:02 Bartholomew de Grise, settle down.
10:05 I do hope this isn't the start
10:08 of another one of your episodes.
10:11 Honestly, I just don't have the patience.
10:14 (chewing)
10:30 (ominous music)
10:33 (fire crackling)
10:36 (ominous music)
10:38 (fire crackling)
10:41 (ominous music)
10:44 (fire crackling)
10:47 (ominous music)
10:49 (fire crackling)
10:52 (ominous music)
10:55 (dramatic music)
10:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]