• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 (gunshots)
00:02 - Say hello to my little friend!
00:06 (gunshots)
00:08 - Wow, dude, what a shot!
00:12 (upbeat music)
00:15 (gunshots)
00:21 (gunshots)
00:25 (gunshots)
00:27 - That's one hit, hit for over 100.
00:33 One shot to the right.
00:34 - What are you doing?
00:39 - Nothing.
00:40 (gunshots)
00:43 - What a dipshit.
00:45 Get rid of these, get rid of the fucking Cobra DMR,
00:50 that thermal DMR, it's so ass,
00:52 and it just takes up so, it's such a shit.
00:53 Dude, this loot pool would be perfect without it.
00:55 It's disgusting with it, dude.
00:56 It takes up so much loot.
00:58 It drops so often.
00:59 (gunshots)
01:02 - Help is on the way, dude!
01:10 - Nice.
01:13 - Thank you, bro.
01:14 (gunshots)
01:23 - Nice.
01:24 - Drinking the car, he'll rest.
01:30 I don't see, oh my God, Tim's a, how?
01:34 How long has he been there?
01:40 (gunshots)
01:44 - I really thought you were.
01:53 (upbeat music)
01:56 - I'm in danger.
02:08 - Tiny McLarge.
02:21 - I got a guy right in front of me.
02:22 - On me?
02:24 This game is really fun, dude.
02:27 - I'm gonna look for the guy you're talking about,
02:31 if you get lazy with someone else.
02:32 - Oh no!
02:40 - I should start moving towards the,
02:46 towards zone, toward island.
02:48 - I'm sure you are.
02:49 - I'm sure you are.
02:51 - Man, I'm really just getting all the
03:00 (beep)
03:01 the world.
03:02 - I don't like your tone.
03:07 - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
03:10 - Right here, right here.
03:15 - Oh, it's not real.
03:19 (gunshots)
03:21 - You're getting landed on?
03:22 I got sniped at.
03:24 I'm dropping completely, just leave.
03:26 Sniped at twice.
03:26 - Do you know where they are, what direction?
03:27 - I mean to the southeast, east.
03:30 Top of the mountain, both of them sniping top of the mountain.
03:32 Hit one at 67.
03:33 134 on one.
03:39 Tim above donates and goes,
03:42 I've mastered the art of being still.
03:44 - I've mastered the ability of standing
03:46 so incredibly still.
03:48 - Dude, the fact that he predicted us
03:49 going into that vehicle to get out,
03:51 plays right here.
03:52 - It was pretty funny.
03:53 (gunshots)
03:55 - I'm behind this time.
04:00 - I got sniped at, I think, I'm weak.
04:02 I'm gonna look for a big pod real quick though,
04:03 before I...
04:04 - We're looting right now.
04:06 - 360, white, 360, white, he's one shot.
04:17 One shot on you.
04:18 - I hit him, I hit him for 35.
04:20 Where'd this guy go, dude?
04:27 - I killed these two.
04:28 Underneath me, he's on me.
04:33 I got him, I got him, I got him.
04:34 Two V. Two, they're sniping somewhere.
04:36 Actually, yeah, they're right here, but we...
04:38 I'm gonna hit some shots.
04:39 Oh, he's up top.
04:40 He's literally one HP.
04:47 Oh my gosh, I got sniped.
04:48 I can see that.
04:49 I was literally bouncing when he sniped me.
04:50 That's a crazy snipe.
04:51 No way, dude.
04:54 Ow.
04:57 - Say hello to my little friend.
05:11 Oh, he sniped me in the face?
05:12 Oh my God.
05:13 - He's the same one who sniped me?
05:14 Wow, dude, what a shot.
05:18 - That's insane.
05:23 - I mean, bro, that was all the confidence in the world
05:27 to do that 100 HP.
05:30 He sniped you out of the air.
05:32 I mean, bro, that shot on me was disgusting.
05:38 (dramatic music)
05:41 (woman screams)
05:52 - Come on.
06:02 - Just a nice feeling between you and your teammate.
06:07 You might want to take a picture.
06:08 This is a memory that'll last a lifetime.
06:10 Shocker.
06:13 (gunshots)
06:15 (gunshots)
06:17 (gunshots)
06:46 - I'm going to take us to that.
06:48 Oh, they're right here.
06:49 - I literally do that guy.
06:54 Come on.
06:55 - Where'd he get sniped from?
06:57 - I have no idea, bro.
06:59 Probably behind us, I'm guessing.
07:01 That other guy's one shot.
07:02 - I see him.
07:04 (man screams)
07:12 Yeah.
07:15 - I'm so sure sniping is annoying
07:17 when it's not you hitting the snipe.
07:18 Amazing when you kill someone with it,
07:20 horrible when you get bopped in the mouth.
07:21 - Yeah, it's the most frustrating thing in the world, bro.
07:24 The only reason we lost that last game.
07:26 Oh, shit.
07:27 (gunshots)
07:31 - Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
07:38 - Got one.
07:39 (man screams)
07:43 - Got 'em both.
07:44 - I'm gonna get the heals.
07:45 Of course I do.
07:48 - I knew you were gonna say that.
07:51 - Huh, where the hell this guy crouched you?
07:59 I would have went right here in this bush.
08:01 John, there's a guy knocked somewhere.
08:03 I don't know where the fuck he went.
08:04 - I'm looking.
08:05 - Find him?
08:12 - No.
08:13 - He's already revived.
08:15 - Already revived.
08:17 - 41.
08:20 - I'm not, he was literally already revived.
08:23 - 48, huh?
08:32 - I got 'em both.
08:33 - Nice, wow.
08:34 - Are you running right now?
08:37 - All I ever do is run.
08:40 You're never gonna find someone more motivated than me.
08:42 (gunshots)
08:44 - I'm one shot.
09:01 - Nah, I'm done.
09:05 - My bad, I choked.
09:08 - I need you to take your absolute sweet time
09:10 and wait like 50 minutes for these guys to leave.
09:13 Careful, don't peek at all
09:14 because if that AI finds you, it's over.
09:16 - I don't think so.
09:17 - Okay, start going, start walking, start walking.
09:19 - I had a rocket or ammo on me, that's it.
09:22 For mobilities.
09:23 Go to the island, there should be slurps on the island.
09:26 - How many do you have?
09:27 Two?
09:28 Okay, pop one, pop one and start the red.
09:30 So immediately pop a slurp and get out.
09:32 Yep.
09:33 We can, give me the AR.
09:35 That's all I need, all I need, AR ammo and that's it.
09:38 (gunshots)
09:40 Okay, we're not in the zone.
09:45 (gunshots)
09:48 (gunshots)
09:50 - Let's go, JB!
10:16 - Let's go!
10:18 - Come on, baby!
10:19 - Oh my God.
10:21 - Oh my goodness.
10:22 - W, zack!
10:24 (upbeat music)
10:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:31 (upbeat music)