El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [music]
00:19 Alright, pizza view time.
00:21 We are in Portland, Maine.
00:23 Monty's Fine Foods.
00:25 Yeah, Portland, Maine.
00:27 Portland Sea Dogs.
00:29 If you don't think I'm getting some merch, you're nuts.
00:32 I used to be in this neck of the woods every now and again
00:35 in my younger days.
00:37 Dated a girl from Auburn, Maine.
00:39 She used to lie... Excuse me.
00:41 From...
00:43 Where was she from?
00:45 She used to lie and say she was from Auburn.
00:47 She was from...
00:49 With the B. Dave, your brain.
00:51 Whatever. This place, Monty's, sick.
00:54 Like fresh produce, Italian market.
00:57 It actually looks like it's designed to maybe be Roman style,
01:00 which I love because it's usually crunchy,
01:03 so you slice them, but we got the full pie,
01:05 and it actually looks really good.
01:07 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:09 A little thicker than usual.
01:11 Great undercarriage. I think I'm gonna love this pie.
01:13 I think this is gonna be... Where was that?
01:15 I think it's gonna be a welcome, surprise, or pleasant welcome to Maine.
01:20 My brain maybe needs Adderall.
01:22 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:24 Monty's Fine Foods, not to be confused with the Monty's from Swan Scott Mass,
01:28 which I gave a 10 because of my hometown pizza,
01:31 but it's not really a 10, but it's really good.
01:33 Yummy in my tummy.
01:37 Yummy in my tummy.
01:39 This is great.
01:47 Sauce...
01:51 Crunch out of this world.
01:54 How about Monty's, huh?
01:56 Local produce, Italian market.
01:59 I'm gonna try one with a little more sauce.
02:08 One bite.
02:10 Super hot.
02:12 Eight-four, I love it.
02:21 I love it.
02:23 Where's Bates College?
02:26 I don't have my phone.
02:31 She'd say she was Auburn.
02:34 Was she from someplace that...
02:36 Where's Bates?
02:39 Lewiston.
02:40 Lewiston! The Dirty Lou.
02:42 She was from the Dirty Lou.
02:44 She'd say she was from Auburn.
02:46 That was my story.
02:47 Eight-four. This place fucks.
02:50 What's up, man?
02:51 How are you?
02:52 What's up?
02:53 My man, bro.
02:54 This shit's good.
02:55 Fire, right?
02:56 Real good.
02:57 You been to Leonardo's?
02:59 No, we just got here five minutes ago.
03:01 How you doing?
03:02 What's up?
03:03 My man Dave. Y'all know Dave, man.
03:05 Barre-Coupe Residente.
03:07 Talk to your shit, man.
03:08 I'm not just talking to shit.
03:09 This Monty's is the real deal.
03:11 Monty's is the real deal. You heard that.
03:13 You're the man yourself.
03:14 You already know.
03:15 What's going on?
03:16 Welcome to Portland. Look at this.
03:18 Welcome to Portland.
03:19 What are you guys doing? Just cruising?
03:21 You know, have a day.
03:22 Nice to meet you, though.
03:23 Nice to meet you, man.
03:24 Nice to meet you, man.
03:25 [SWOOSH]
03:28 (whooshing)