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00:21 Alright, pizza review time.
00:23 Uh, Otto.
00:25 So here's the thing.
00:26 Otto is all over New England.
00:28 I know there's one like Brookline.
00:30 I feel like we drove by one in Harvard Square the other day.
00:33 But it started, I believe, in Portland.
00:36 This girl's going...
00:37 [laughter]
00:38 They're going absolutely ham in the background.
00:41 So the girl waitressing was like, "You're famous, right?"
00:44 Or, "Do you look famous?"
00:46 "I have a famous heir."
00:47 I thought she knew.
00:48 She didn't know who I was.
00:49 Saw the camera.
00:50 And then she's like, "Do you know Trisha Paytas?"
00:52 Saw the camera and I was like, "What?"
00:55 Sorry.
00:56 I've never been out of a meeting.
00:58 So this is a shell shock moment for me.
01:01 Do you know Trisha Paytas or something?
01:03 I do.
01:04 Oh my god!
01:05 Oh my god!
01:06 I'm sorry.
01:07 You know Trisha Paytas?
01:09 Trisha Paytas?
01:10 That's who you ask?
01:12 And then freaked out about chicken fry.
01:14 Anyways, we are in Portland.
01:16 I have high hopes for this.
01:18 Um, and I asked, I asked her, I'm like, "Is this the original location of Otto Pizza?"
01:24 She said yes.
01:25 I don't know that she knows what she's talking about.
01:27 But here we go.
01:28 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:29 For whatever reason, I thought it was going to be Neapolitan.
01:32 What?
01:33 Do you need paper plates?
01:34 No, I'm good.
01:35 Girl, I thought it was going to be...
01:37 She just, girl is...
01:39 She's like, "You want me to put basil on it so it looks fancy?"
01:42 I don't...
01:43 No, I want how you serve it.
01:45 Alright, here we go.
01:46 Otto Pizza, Portland, Maine.
01:49 A little bit of fluff.
01:51 They are...
01:53 I mean, they're acting like Maine is Siberia.
01:56 I've been to Maine.
01:57 What's going on?
01:58 How are you?
01:59 She's like, "I've never been on a Maine for a famous person."
02:02 Tough start to the famous person streak.
02:05 Yes.
02:13 Just burned the shit out of myself right there.
02:17 Alright, let's keep eating.
02:19 Let's get serious here.
02:21 This is a serious review, Austin.
02:23 This is serious stuff.
02:24 Let's start taking it seriously.
02:25 Just because those two girls...
02:27 I think they're still talking.
02:28 What?
02:29 Is it good?
02:30 Yeah, I'm doing the review.
02:31 I'm reviewing it.
02:32 Pizziolo's better.
02:33 What?
02:34 Pizzaolo's better.
02:37 She just said, "Pizziolo's better."
02:39 Pizzaolo's the only pizza we're eating.
02:42 No, I had absolutely spectacular pizza five minutes ago here.
02:46 Where?
02:47 Monti's.
02:48 Oh, Monti's is where you eat it.
02:50 Spectacular.
02:51 Yeah.
02:52 Like a high score for New York City.
02:54 I mean...
02:59 It's tough to...
03:02 What do I say now after the girl in the back is yelling out the thing, "Pizziolo's better."
03:07 I think it's decent.
03:08 I don't know.
03:12 7-1.
03:18 Like...
03:20 I was expecting higher just because I know these are all over the place.
03:23 So the original location I figured would be unbelievable.
03:26 It's a 7-1.
03:27 It's okay.
03:28 Nothing like the place we just came from, which I was telling them, Monti's was 8-4.
03:33 We'll have to give Pizziolo a shot.
03:35 Because the girl who hasn't seen famous people who asked me, "I'll just pay this,"
03:39 who asked me if I want basil, who's like, "You're famous. I shouldn't charge you."
03:42 And then she's, "You are famous. I'll charge you double."
03:44 I kind of like her. She's all over the place.
03:47 7-1 onto Piola.
03:49 I have a lot of pizza opinions as well.
03:51 Okay.
03:52 What do you think of this?
03:53 Disgusting.
03:54 Is this everywhere?
03:55 Yes.
03:56 I don't think it's disgusting.
03:57 It's like Pizza Hut here.
03:58 I'm from Philadelphia.
04:01 I have a lot of pizza opinions.
04:03 I think main pizza's not good.
04:05 But Monti's is good.
04:07 Monti's is great.
04:08 Monti's is really lovely.
04:09 And then Pizziolo, passable.
04:12 Lozari, fine for what it is.
04:15 Okay.
04:16 But I have so many pizza opinions. I'm so sorry.
04:18 I'm like, this is literally my favorite thing that's ever happened in my entire life.
04:22 And I'm like, "There's a camera."
04:25 Yeah, we're doing a fun blog review.
04:27 Very nice. Nice meeting you.
04:29 Thank you.
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