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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:03 "Be careful, be careful."
00:09 Welcome back, viewers.
00:11 We have a Japanese family with us in this break.
00:14 They have been here twice before.
00:16 This time they have brought their son.
00:18 Let's ask them why they are here.
00:20 "Shabbo, Shabbo, Shabbo."
00:22 Sit down. You will get to eat food.
00:25 He has come from Japan.
00:27 Yes. - He was wearing Sultan's shoes.
00:29 (Laughs)
00:31 I have seen him in the movie 'Fighter'.
00:33 You have got wheels too.
00:35 (Laughs)
00:36 He used to stand behind the trees and say, "Shim, Shim, Shim."
00:39 How?
00:41 "Shim, Shim, Shim."
00:42 (Laughs)
00:43 He used to stand behind the trees and say, "Shim, Shim."
00:45 Who are you?
00:46 (Laughs)
00:47 He used to have a background.
00:49 Yes, he had a background.
00:50 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
00:51 He used to hide his face and go inside.
00:53 (Laughs)
00:54 He used to say, "Do you wash your face yourself?"
00:57 (Laughs)
00:59 What is your relation with him?
01:00 Mr. Haroon, actually..
01:02 I like you. - I see.
01:03 I like your program.
01:04 I like your country. I want to stay here.
01:06 Sir, we have the right to bring in any person.
01:08 The person whom aunt likes, let him stay.
01:11 (Laughs)
01:12 He was facing me, but he told everyone.
01:15 Sir, if he had told everyone, he would have turned his face.
01:18 (Laughs)
01:18 Tell me, why have you come?
01:20 Sir, I have got a role. - Yes.
01:22 I have decided to stay in Pakistan.
01:23 I am very happy about this. - Yes.
01:25 You liked my country. - Yes.
01:28 I have said what I said first.
01:29 You liked all of us. - Yes.
01:32 Is there a ninja who holds a sword like this?
01:35 Give it to me.
01:37 Leave the sword if you have it.
01:40 Take it.
01:41 (Laughs)
01:42 The real culprit is not here.
01:43 He didn't make it sharp.
01:45 (Laughs)
01:46 Do you think I am a fighter? - Yes.
01:48 I have got this belt from a fighter. - Yes.
01:50 I know the marks. I have got it made.
01:52 (Laughs)
01:53 (Applause)
01:55 You have decided to stay in Pakistan. - Yes.
01:58 But you cannot stay here. - Why?
02:01 Look behind us. We have a lot of varieties.
02:04 (Laughs)
02:05 I still don't understand.
02:07 What will you do in Pakistan?
02:08 Sir, we have decided to build a ninja academy.
02:12 Now you have become a fighter.
02:14 (Laughs)
02:15 No, we are not ninjas.
02:16 We have been doing this for a long time. - Yes.
02:18 I will build a Punjab-Hunjab-Bhoj Academy.
02:20 (Laughs)
02:22 Tell me, where will you get the instructor
02:25 for the ninja academy?
02:27 You will teach us.
02:28 Really? - Haven't you seen the movies?
02:30 What happens? - First you come out.
02:31 You are the one who comes out.
02:33 (Laughs)
02:35 Are you watching my son? - Yes.
02:36 You teach me. I have lost the championship to Kanti for 11 years.
02:40 What did you teach him? Ninja? - Ninja.
02:42 This is a red belt. This is not a black belt.
02:45 Don't say black. It is there.
02:47 Why have you come to us?
02:49 You have to open a ninja academy. Go and open it.
02:51 No. - Publicity it.
02:53 What should I do? - We have to open a restaurant here.
02:55 Restaurant? - Yes.
02:57 But it will have Japanese food.
02:58 Yes, Japanese. And it will be called Sushi restaurant.
03:01 We have eaten a lot of sushi. You are here.
03:03 (Laughs)
03:04 I will believe that you are Japanese
03:07 if you tell me what are the ingredients in sushi.
03:09 I have eaten a lot of sushi after meeting you.
03:11 (Laughs)
03:13 Where will you get the seaweed?
03:14 You won't get seaweed. How will you wrap it?
03:16 Yes. - We have to get these things.
03:17 I don't understand.
03:18 (Laughs)
03:20 Where will you wrap raw fish?
03:23 Do you think I am making a restaurant for no reason?
03:25 Yes. - I am making it to teach you.
03:26 What is this?
03:27 (Laughs)
03:29 Will you sell crispy maki?
03:30 What? - No.
03:32 (Laughs)
03:34 No. I will sell it.
03:35 (Laughs)
03:39 Crispy maki is a type of sushi. - Okay.
03:42 It is still worth eating.
03:44 Who is your sous chef?
03:46 No. There is no sous chef in Japan.
03:48 (Laughs)
03:49 There is no relation.
03:51 He is from Japan. He has gone to the USA.
03:54 (Laughs)
03:55 Sir, I think he is not Japanese. - Yes.
03:57 He has got a new look like Harry Potter.
04:00 (Laughs)
04:01 Mr. Arun, I will support his Ninja Academy
04:04 if he shows me his talent.
04:06 Can you do something?
04:08 Yes. - You can bring the broom
04:10 and the broomstick.
04:12 (Laughs)
04:15 Have you seen that page? - Which one?
04:18 He holds the sword and opens it.
04:22 (Laughs)
04:23 But he gives a wrong sound effect.
04:27 He doesn't have shame.
04:28 He opens it.
04:30 Before you get insulted,
04:32 tell us what you can do.
04:35 My son will continue.
04:37 He will keep doing it for 45 minutes.
04:38 (Laughs)
04:40 He is very brave. He has held the sword so tightly.
04:43 (Laughs)
04:44 Sir, he is feeling the pain of the sword.
04:46 (Laughs)
04:47 Mr. Arun, do you know what he does with the sword?
04:49 Don't tell us.
04:50 (Laughs)
04:52 He puts it on his head and takes the sword in his stomach.
04:55 Oh, my God!
04:58 Can you do it for us?
05:00 We want to pull the sword.
05:02 (Laughs)
05:03 We have heard so much. Do it for us.
05:06 I have brought the sword with me.
05:08 What can you do with this sword?
05:10 Sir, I can break the head with the tube.
05:13 Bring four or five tube lights.
05:14 Okay. - No, sir. I don't break it with my head.
05:17 I have a special person for that.
05:19 (Laughs)
05:20 What is your problem?
05:22 Sir, I have a powder on my head.
05:25 (Laughs)
05:26 He also puts it on his head.
05:29 (Laughs)
05:30 Can you balance the sword on your head?
05:32 Yes, I can.
05:33 Do it. - Do it.
05:34 No, I won't. He is craving for it.
05:36 (Laughs)
05:38 In Ninja movies, the father opens the door of the star and gets killed.
05:41 (Laughs)
05:42 I have seen such movies. I don't see the condition of the house.
05:44 (Laughs)
05:45 Sir, you have a lot of problems.
05:48 (Laughs)
05:49 You have to eat the bones and the grains.
05:50 You have to eat the head.
05:51 (Laughs)
05:53 Was your wife like this when you got married?
05:57 If I say she was like this, she will fall on you.
05:59 (Laughs)
06:00 (Applause)
06:02 Was it a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
06:04 Tell your mother that it was a love marriage.
06:06 (Laughs)
06:08 We have advertised your restaurant.
06:11 We are making a Japanese restaurant.
06:13 Yes. - You will have to pay a lot of money.
06:16 You will have to sell the raw meat at the butcher shop.
06:20 (Laughs)
06:21 I don't think she will sell it.
06:22 She will eat the raw meat.
06:24 (Laughs)
06:25 Have you taken a place? - Yes.
06:26 Have you put tables and chairs?
06:28 We will put tables and chairs. - Why?
06:30 She will bring the girl. - Yes.
06:32 She will bring the table and chairs.
06:33 Which girl?
06:34 She has to get married.
06:36 Which Japanese girl?
06:38 (Laughs)
06:39 You have to get her married? - Yes.
06:41 We have seen the girl.
06:42 Who is she? - She is sitting in front.
06:44 We are talking about Arzu. - Yes.
06:46 Very good.
06:47 We will have to praise her.
06:49 (Laughs)
06:50 We have been watching your program for a long time.
06:52 Yes. - How much is this?
06:53 (Laughs)
06:57 We will not get married. She will be 60-80 years old.
06:59 He is our son.
07:00 He looks like a drunkard.
07:02 (Laughs)
07:03 We should ask the boy.
07:05 He has the right to decide.
07:06 No, we should explain to them first.
07:08 They are not allowed to sit in our house.
07:10 (Laughs)
07:12 You have been sitting here for eight years.
07:13 I have not done anything.
07:14 (Laughs)
07:15 If I have been sitting here for eight years,
07:17 I have been sitting here for eight years.
07:19 (Laughs)
07:20 Mr. Salim, listen to me.
07:22 Why are you becoming his heir?
07:24 I am still alive.
07:25 You should give him money like uncle.
07:27 He will get married. - Like uncle.
07:29 Look.. - I am sure he will get you married.
07:30 I don't like this family.
07:32 (Laughs)
07:33 Listen to me.
07:34 We are joking.
07:35 Actually, she is our colleague.
07:37 Irza is looking for a match for Arzu.
07:40 Because he is a boy.
07:42 We should ask the boy.
07:44 Yes. - Yes.
07:45 Do you have any demand?
07:46 Sir, I don't have any demand.
07:47 I want Deepika Padukone.
07:50 What? - Deepika.
07:51 Deepika. - Yes.
07:53 I don't have any demand.
07:54 Am I less than Deepika?
07:56 Irza, I found a diamond for you.
07:59 Hurry up.
08:00 But your demand is very weird.
08:02 I won't give you table and chairs.
08:04 I don't have any demand.
08:05 I want her ADD.
08:07 Yes. - I want a long hair like Saru.
08:09 Yes. - I want a beautiful white hair.
08:10 I want it.
08:11 Hello, brother. - What is this?
08:13 I am standing here and you are talking nonsense.
08:16 (Laughs)
08:17 Is your kitchen ready?
08:19 Check his business. - Yes.
08:21 The kitchen is ready. - Yes.
08:22 I didn't bring the stove. - Why?
08:24 The cook said she will bring the stove.
08:26 (Laughs)
08:27 Okay.
08:28 He will cook the entire restaurant.
08:30 Yes. - You will cook a jewellery restaurant.
08:33 (Laughs)
08:33 Did you decorate the house?
08:35 No, I was saying that I will pay for the rent.
08:38 (Laughs)
08:39 You are paying the rent of an empty building.
08:41 No, I am not paying that.
08:43 Why? - I am paying for the rent.
08:45 I am not paying for the rent.
08:46 (Laughs)
08:47 He doesn't want a girl. He wants a sponsor.
08:49 I think you should talk to Mr. Haroon.
08:52 Yes.
08:53 What is the program? - Your son has a sword.
08:55 Get him a flour mill.
08:57 Buddy..
08:58 Get it.
09:00 (Laughs)
09:01 (Applause)
09:05 Viewers, we will meet after a short break.
09:08 Did you shave your head or did you get a haircut?
09:11 (Laughs)
09:13 Sir, you know that my sisters are like this.
09:16 So, I thought I will also go.
09:17 (Laughs)

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