Predictions for Kansas City Chiefs vs. Detroit Lions

  • last year
Transcript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - All right, Carver High.
00:06 I have to admit, I saw clips of yesterday
00:10 where I was saying, I think the Chiefs beat 'em
00:13 by a field goal and don't cover.
00:15 The problem I've had is I've had so much time.
00:19 Like, you know, it's been,
00:21 this is like a countdown of weeks.
00:23 Forget about days, it's been weeks
00:25 that we've been, you know, eyeing this football game.
00:28 And then it turned into, you know, three weeks,
00:30 two weeks, one week.
00:31 So then it's like the holiday weekend,
00:34 then it's Labor Day, and I'm like, Tuesday, Wednesday,
00:37 today, I have taught myself out of that,
00:41 and I am laying the four and a half with Kansas City.
00:45 I do not trust, frankly, anyone to beat Patrick Mahomes.
00:50 And this guy is such a monster
00:56 that he may not have his guy,
00:59 he'll find someone else to beat him.
01:01 I mean, he'll beat him himself.
01:03 He is so wicked evil good,
01:06 and such a dynamic player, and so dangerous.
01:09 I mean, I think Goff has done a great job in Detroit,
01:12 but not great enough.
01:13 You don't make the playoffs, I don't wanna hear it.
01:16 You're a paper champion.
01:18 I mean, I have never seen the team more hyped on paper
01:21 than, frankly, the Lions and Jets.
01:24 And I just, if I lose the bet, I'm all right with that.
01:28 If Detroit beats them, I'll be happy,
01:29 'cause I can't stand the Chiefs, but I bet on the Chiefs.
01:33 - Bet on the Chiefs, I know, it's hard,
01:37 because like you said, we spend months, and weeks,
01:40 and now days, and now hours getting ready
01:43 for the first game of the NFL season,
01:46 and it is finally upon us.
01:48 I was locked and loaded on the Chiefs for weeks.
01:52 I'm taking the Chiefs, I'm gonna blow 'em out.
01:54 And in the last 24 hours, I've switched to the Lions.
01:56 I'm not going back.
01:57 I'm on the Lions with the points tonight.
01:59 I just, I think they'll hang around in the game.
02:01 Kind of what you were thinking before this.
02:04 So that's just where I'm going.
02:06 And the Kelsey stuff, you throw that in.
02:07 He says he wants to play tonight.
02:10 They might run him out there and dress him, Scotty.
02:12 He ain't gonna be effective.
02:13 He ain't gonna be a decoy.
02:15 If they do all the nonsense,
02:16 and they run him out through the tunnel, Kelsey's playing,
02:20 I bet he's nowhere near as effective as he usually is.
02:23 That would be my guess.
02:24 - You might be right.
02:24 You might be right, but I know one thing.
02:27 Not having Jones is a real issue for me,
02:31 but here's the deal.
02:33 I've never flipped on thinking
02:38 that Kansas City was not gonna win this game.
02:40 There's a lot of distractions.
02:43 Banners, rings, all this celebration of their greatness,
02:50 and they're trying to go for another Super Bowl,
02:52 and la-dee-da, this giant tailgate party they're throwing,
02:57 the whole deal.
02:58 A lot of distractions.
02:59 Kelsey's a distraction.
03:00 Jones is a distraction.
03:02 I get it, but I'm sorry.
03:06 The Lions are not better than the Kansas City Chiefs,
03:09 and Goff isn't better than Patrick Mahomes,
03:13 and that's why I thought they could win and not cover.
03:16 I said that.
03:17 I'm staying with that they'll win,
03:20 and now I've just sprinkled they'll cover to 4 1/2.
03:24 I need 'em to win by five like a miracle,
03:26 and it is what it is.
03:28 Too much time to talk myself out of or into
03:31 and all the rest.
03:32 I hate that.
03:33 I'd rather be right before a game,
03:34 start making your bets, and not,
03:37 yesterday you started giving me all these trends
03:41 and all this stuff, and all it does is mess me up.
03:44 (upbeat music)
03:47 [MUSIC]

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