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00:00 [Bip de téléphone]
00:02 [Bip de téléphone]
00:04 - Yes?
00:04 - Hi, I have some bad news.
00:06 - We lost your mom.
00:07 - What?
00:08 - Sorry, that was terrible phrasing.
00:10 I meant we don't know where she is.
00:12 [Soupir]
00:13 [Musique]
00:15 - Ah, I think your sister's here.
00:17 - Annie, it's finally happened.
00:19 Oh my God, it's okay, it's okay, I'm here.
00:21 We're orphans, oh my God, you're an orphan, Annie.
00:23 - She's not dead.
00:25 She ran away.
00:26 Tough bitch.
00:27 [Musique]
00:28 - And yum!
00:28 - Your mom owes me 80 grand.
00:30 When you have it, you'll get your dog back.
00:31 - Mmm?
00:32 - I don't have any money.
00:34 - You can sell your eggs.
00:35 I mean, it's not like you're using them.
00:36 - No.
00:37 - There has to be another way.
00:37 [Musique]
00:38 - Eggs, stop, we're playing!
00:41 - What is the square root of 196?
00:42 - 14.
00:43 - Correct.
00:44 - How many hearts does an octopus have?
00:45 - Three.
00:46 - Correct.
00:46 - What?
00:47 - Saffron, Saturn, Aphrodite, Apollo, Aries, Carbon Dioxide, the equal sign.
00:51 - Correct.
00:52 - Oh my God!
00:53 - What?
00:53 - You know this game.
00:54 - This is how you're going to make the money.
00:56 - I'm taking you to the quiz!
00:57 - Look out!
00:58 [Cris]
00:59 [Musique]
01:00 - Learn how to drive!
01:02 - Racist!
01:03 - Oh.
01:05 - Hi.
01:05 [Musique]
01:06 - Come on, it's going to be fun!
01:08 - I'm not sleeping on the floor.
01:09 - I'm not sleeping on the floor either.
01:10 - Then sleep on the chair!
01:12 - I don't want to sleep in a sitting position.
01:14 - Oh my God!
01:15 [Musique]
01:18 - I can't play on live TV in front of millions of people.
01:20 - I'll let you get to it.
01:21 I know you've got to get through hair and makeup.
01:22 - I already went through hair and makeup.
01:23 - Well, then you missed the spot.
01:25 [Musique]
01:26 - I can't do this.
01:26 - Am I sweating?
01:27 - Yeah.
01:27 - You know what? Put your arms down.
01:29 - You're having a panic attack?
01:30 - Doctors prescribe these.
01:32 - Is that cocaine?
01:34 - Oh!
01:35 - Oh, Stevia.
01:36 Do you ever use Stevia? The sweetener?
01:38 Yeah, yeah. I've got it in my pocket.
01:40 [Musique]
01:46 - Win or lose, we'll do it together.
01:48 [Musique]
01:50 - That is definitely broken.
01:52 - I bet you I could pop it back in my cell.
01:54 - No, I can't.
01:55 I'm going to throw up.
01:56 [Musique]
01:59 - How can I ever thank you?
02:01 Maybe like a drink later?
02:03 - Well, I'm married.
02:04 And gay.
02:06 - Why did you have to say two reasons?
02:07 [Musique]