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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Do you know that feeling when you're doing exactly what you
00:12 were put on the earth to do?
00:14 The one where it's like everything inside you
00:16 is moving together in harmony with the universe.
00:19 No!
00:21 Me neither.
00:23 But, you know, one can hope, right?
00:26 Wave to mommy because she'll hate me even more than she
00:29 already does if you don't.
00:30 I seem to recall you saying that becoming a lawyer
00:32 would only crush your soul.
00:34 It is.
00:36 I'm running a business, and right now that business
00:38 is getting a journalist in and out of Paldonia.
00:40 Viva Paldonia!
00:42 No.
00:43 It's a one-off.
00:44 No, no, and no.
00:46 Who's a journalist?
00:47 I have resigned my position here.
00:50 Listen.
00:51 20 grand says you are.
00:55 Welcome to Paldonia.
00:56 President Finnega, so nice to meet you.
01:00 We must take a selfie.
01:03 You approve?
01:04 Ah, it's great.
01:06 There are so many wonderful things about my country.
01:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:12 Ow!
01:25 Stay here.
01:28 What the hell just happened?
01:29 Your one-man security detail happened.
01:31 He's a hero.
01:33 I'm with the president of a country
01:34 in the middle of a coup.
01:35 This is the scoop of a lifetime.
01:37 You gotta be alive to have a scoop for a lifetime.
01:40 We never should have come.
01:41 Let's go.
01:42 You can't just leave him.
01:44 Run.
01:48 Run!
01:50 [GRUNTING]
01:53 Ready to go, I don't know how to stop.
01:57 When you start at the bottom, only way to close up.
02:00 I'm just doing my job.
02:01 Did you help?
02:07 I don't know.
02:07 I get up again, then I got to win.
02:10 I get up again, then I got to win.
02:13 What?
02:14 Nothing.
02:14 You're still excited to cover a coup?
02:17 Less and less, honestly.
02:19 [GRUNTING]
02:21 Where is Venegas?
02:23 Here is Venegas!
02:24 Go for Pantolla!
02:26 Hey!
02:26 Not the time for coaching!
02:28 Fuck, man!
02:29 Oh, my God.
02:33 Oh, color me impressed, Mr. Petit.
02:36 Not Petit at all.
02:37 Woo!
02:38 Tell me you got that.
02:46 Run!
02:47 You got that.
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