(1961-1962)
Production : UPA
February 10, 1963
Production : UPA
February 10, 1963
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TVTranscription
00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:08 The Dick Tracy Show!
00:11 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:25 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:30 Ok, Chief. I'll get on it right away.
00:32 Dick Tracy calling Hemlock Homes. Calling Hemlock Homes.
00:37 Yes, sir. Go ahead, Tracy.
00:40 Hemlock, there's been a complaint from people in the downtown area about a rash of pocket picking.
00:45 It sounds like the work of Sketch Perry and the Mole.
00:48 Get down there immediately and investigate.
00:51 I'm in the area now, Tracy. There's nothing suspicious here.
00:55 Just an organ grinder and his cute little monkey.
01:00 Well, keep your eyes peeled and report back to me.
01:03 Six to and even. Over and out.
01:06 [laughter]
01:12 How is the take coming, Mole?
01:14 Only terrific, Perry. Only terrific.
01:17 And how is the magnet working?
01:19 Only great, Perry. Only great.
01:23 We'll get back out there for a curtain call.
01:26 All right. Step right up, folks. See Cook, the trained monkey.
01:30 [monkey noises]
01:45 [laughter] Isn't he cute?
01:48 [monkey noises]
01:52 [laughter]
01:55 [applause]
02:00 And now, folks, Cook will pass among you. Feel free to show your appreciation.
02:06 Here, Cook, darling. A whole penny for you.
02:09 [monkey noises]
02:11 Thank you, madame. You are more than kind.
02:14 Oh, that's all right. He's a darling.
02:17 Here, Cook, another penny.
02:20 Oh, thank you, sir.
02:23 Oh, forget it. I'd give my eye tooth for a show like this.
02:28 [monkey noises]
02:30 Yeah, he's more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
02:33 Hemlock Holmes calling Dick Tracy.
02:37 Come in, Hemlock. Have you found any crooks yet?
02:40 No crooks, but a crowd has gathered on the sidewalk and they're on the boisterous side.
02:45 Better break them up, Hemlock. Anything can happen in a crowd.
02:49 I'll be down there later. Six to an even, over and out.
02:53 All right, folks. Break it up, break it up. There'll be no laughtering.
02:57 Oh, it's the dirty cop Holmes.
03:00 Sorry, folks. Just doing my duty. Tracy's orders, you know.
03:05 Psst. Hey, Mole, for goodness sakes, knock it off.
03:09 Oh, it's just the organ grinder and his cute little monkey.
03:14 Phew! He doesn't recognize us. I'd better play along.
03:18 Here, little fellow. Have a penny.
03:21 Oh, no. This shall do it.
03:24 Go on. Take it.
03:26 [monkey noises]
03:27 What the...
03:29 All right. Now that's going too far.
03:32 All right, cook. Give the nice policeman his shiny badge.
03:36 No!
03:38 [thud]
03:39 Yo!
03:41 Oh, mon dieu!
03:43 All right, monsieur. I'm going to have to take your monkey to the pound.
03:47 But of course, monsieur. You must take him to the pound. Be my guest.
03:52 Come on. If there's anything I can't stand, it's monkey business.
03:56 [pop]
03:57 Oh, no!
03:59 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
04:01 What? It's the Mole!
04:04 And you're Sketch Perry!
04:06 I put him up. You too, Mole.
04:09 You're both going to jail.
04:11 Au revoir!
04:13 Who's going to jail, copper?
04:15 That's the boy, Mole. You did it. You did it.
04:19 [screech]
04:21 All right. The jig's up.
04:23 Hemlock Holmes calling Dick Tracy.
04:26 Go ahead, Hemlock. How are you doing?
04:29 Only great. Got 'em covered now.
04:33 Good work. Bring them in.
04:35 All right. Keep moving.
04:38 Where you're going, you won't be monkeying around with the police for a long time.
04:44 [theme music]
04:47 [theme music]
04:50 [theme music]
04:53 [theme music]
04:56 [theme music]
04:59 *Bruit de pet*