Aphmau's POOR To RICH Story In Minecraft!
Transcript
00:00 This little player survives in a small Minecraft house
00:02 until she's found and taken in
00:05 by the richest players on the server.
00:07 From living in a Minecraft dirt house
00:09 to going to the biggest mansion ever,
00:11 she'll learn what it's like to be super rich on this server.
00:14 But what happens when this rich family
00:16 is hiding a dark secret?
00:18 Are they the nice people they seem to be?
00:20 Or is something else going on?
00:23 Let's find out.
00:24 - Oh, hello.
00:25 Be sure to like and subscribe and I'll give you diamonds.
00:28 - Wait, we could just ask nicely.
00:29 - Oh, that too, yeah.
00:31 - Be sure to like and subscribe, guys.
00:33 Thanks!
00:33 - Oh, the roof is leaking again.
00:38 Why is it always over my bed?
00:41 Oh, I'm really hungry today.
00:44 Hmm, maybe I could fish.
00:46 But I'm really hungry right now.
00:49 I have no energy to fish.
00:50 - Huh?
00:52 - Hey, Aphmau, Aphmau.
00:54 I made it back and I found us some food.
00:57 - Ah!
00:59 - Uh-huh, I found an abandoned house.
01:01 You know, it looked like no one had lived there for a while.
01:03 But there was still some soup left behind.
01:06 Take a look!
01:07 - Ew!
01:08 - Looks that healthy to eat?
01:12 Um...
01:14 - You don't like it?
01:14 - No, it looks like it's gonna make me sick.
01:17 - What?
01:18 - Well, I spent all day looking for food for us.
01:21 So if you're not gonna eat it, I am.
01:23 You can go get your own food.
01:25 - Fine, I will get my own food.
01:26 It's just gonna poison you.
01:27 That's what it's gonna look like.
01:29 - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:31 - See?
01:32 Told you!
01:33 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:34 This soup is terrible.
01:34 - You know what, fine.
01:35 - I'm gonna go lie down.
01:37 - I'm gonna go hunt my own food.
01:40 Some babysitter can't even make a nice house or--
01:43 - Oh, it's leaking again.
01:45 It's not even raining.
01:46 - Oh, I'll find some food somewhere, right?
01:50 I mean, there's gotta be--
01:50 - Whoa!
01:51 (Aphmau screams)
01:52 (explosion)
01:53 - Ah, what the?
01:54 Oh, oh no!
01:55 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:56 - What's that tree there?
01:58 - Oh, he looks fancy.
02:00 (gasps)
02:01 He looks super rich.
02:03 Oh my goodness.
02:04 Is he okay?
02:05 Oh no, this is my fault.
02:06 - I should feel this.
02:07 - I shouldn't have been wandering like that.
02:08 Okay, maybe I can go get help from Ian.
02:10 Huh?
02:11 (gasps)
02:12 Oh no, zombies!
02:12 Oh no, the zombies are coming out.
02:14 It's getting late.
02:15 Sir, sir, sir, here, I got you, I got you.
02:16 Here, I'll help you.
02:17 Oh, he's so heavy.
02:19 I'll carry him.
02:20 Oh, he's so heavy.
02:21 Oh no, the zombies are coming.
02:23 - This is a weird car.
02:24 I don't know what this is.
02:26 - The zombies are coming.
02:27 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:29 - Mom, I need another car.
02:31 - Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
02:32 - This one's too small.
02:34 - Don't worry, I'll stand you, sir.
02:35 I'll stand you.
02:36 (screams)
02:37 He's so heavy.
02:38 Zombies, no, no, no, no.
02:39 I got this, I got this, I got this.
02:41 Stay away.
02:42 Stay away from me, me too.
02:43 Yeah, I will protect this person.
02:46 - Stay away from you too.
02:47 - What the?
02:47 Is that a teapot?
02:49 What the?
02:50 Oh, they got, why?
02:50 - Thank you, sir.
02:51 - Oh, it's a tuxedo.
02:52 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:53 - I'm sorry, sir.
02:54 - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:55 - Oh.
02:55 - Oh, thanks, please.
02:56 And Pickle, I can't believe you came and helped me out here.
02:58 Thank you so very much.
02:59 - But, but, but, but, no.
02:59 - Oh, that was a real third crash today.
03:01 - Bad zombie.
03:02 - That was pretty rough.
03:03 - No, get away.
03:04 - Hey, wait, are you a small child?
03:05 How are you?
03:06 Oh, did you try to help me?
03:08 Oh, that's so kind of you.
03:10 Oh, that's so nice.
03:12 You know, I hope my servants didn't scare you.
03:14 I know, they're a little ghoulish from time to time.
03:16 But they do, they do their best.
03:18 You know, I'll take this care from here.
03:20 You don't have to worry about this.
03:21 You can go back to the house, okay?
03:23 Hey, what's with the wardrobe you wear there, hmm?
03:28 - Oh, you hungry too?
03:29 - Oh, oh, hungry indeed.
03:31 Okay, yeah, that's fine.
03:32 Willingsley and Pickle, please, could you please
03:36 fix up these two?
03:37 Yeah, can you give them a little bit of food?
03:38 Hey, hey, no, not like that.
03:40 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:41 He's very new and he's just trying to figure things out.
03:44 It's hard to find good zombies these days.
03:46 Hey, why don't you come on out with me
03:48 and we'll just get you big, nice big,
03:49 like big meal, you know, party courses, all that stuff.
03:52 You wanna come with?
03:53 - Yeah.
03:54 - Okay, yeah, let's go.
03:55 All right, Willingsley, Pickle, let's go.
03:57 Hold on, I just need to find, oh yes, this of course.
04:00 Ah, it's another one.
04:02 Yeah, I'm getting, I gotta be careful about this.
04:05 I'm running out of these.
04:06 - So cool.
04:07 - Down to seven left.
04:08 - Oh, this is so cool.
04:08 - All right, Willingsley, Pickle, let's go.
04:10 - Whee!
04:12 - All the way back.
04:13 Oh, I'm supposed to use the steering wheel
04:16 in order to move.
04:17 Oh, see, that's the mistake I make every time.
04:19 - Oh, this is so cool.
04:21 Where did the zombie butlers go?
04:22 - Oh, they're not allowed through the main entrance.
04:24 They actually burrow underground to get back to the house,
04:26 but that's fine.
04:27 Anyway, I will stop the car right here.
04:29 They'll pick up at a later, so don't worry.
04:31 Welcome to my mansion, my humble home, of course.
04:33 - Oh, this is amazing.
04:35 - Ah, yes, well, thank you, thank you, yes.
04:38 It's a little, you know, home, sweet home, I suppose.
04:40 So, let's go fetch my maid and butler
04:43 and we'll get you something very good, all right?
04:44 Maid and butler, hello.
04:46 - Welcome home, sir.
04:48 - Thank you, thank you.
04:49 - Our pleasure to serve you.
04:50 - Of course, of course, yes.
04:52 Yes, you know, he's a very,
04:53 Mr. Super Rich Minecraft player, of course.
04:55 I need to make sure that everything is taken care of.
04:58 Anyway, this is a very small little Minecraft player.
05:00 I found her while we were walking along,
05:02 we were driving along and crashing another cruiser.
05:04 - Welcome to the home, young lady.
05:06 - Oh, thank you.
05:07 - Any guest of Master Pierce is a guest of course.
05:10 - There's some pretty oranges.
05:12 - Ah, yes, of course.
05:13 And look, but look at her.
05:14 She's avid guard in the most gross sort of way.
05:18 We need to fix this immediately, please.
05:20 - We'll fix that right up.
05:21 We'll get you the finest couture this side of the server.
05:24 - All right.
05:25 Oh, but first.
05:27 - Oh gosh, Pierce, when was the last time she was fed?
05:32 - I don't know, we found her in the woods.
05:33 - What do you mean you don't know?
05:34 - Do I look like her parents?
05:36 I'm too big for that.
05:37 I pay people to figure that out.
05:39 All right, thank you.
05:40 - Sir, your chambers are prepared.
05:41 We shall take care of the little--
05:42 - To my chambers where I can go be rich.
05:44 - Oh, there's so much food here.
05:47 There's so much food.
05:48 - Welcome to the house of Pierce.
05:50 - Oh, here you go.
05:51 Have some broccoli.
05:52 (screeching)
05:53 - Hey, broccoli is very good for you, you know.
05:55 It makes you very nice and strong.
05:56 - And while you're doing that,
05:57 I'll get some fresh beetroot soup and some carrots.
05:59 (groaning)
06:00 - Okay, that's good.
06:02 - I sold it to people who actually liked broccoli.
06:04 I know that it's weird that there's some
06:06 out there in the world.
06:07 - Oh, where are you going?
06:07 - Broccoli, oh no.
06:09 I shouldn't stay here.
06:10 I should try to get out of here.
06:12 (groaning)
06:13 (bell ringing)
06:13 - Oh, what is this place?
06:16 (thudding)
06:17 (gasping)
06:18 - Oh, Avva, there you are.
06:19 Hang on.
06:20 Did you get in that house?
06:22 - Uh, yeah.
06:25 - You managed to sneak into the rich Minecraft players house.
06:29 Oh, this is perfect.
06:30 (laughing)
06:31 Say, hey, hey.
06:32 Um, hey, why don't you and I team up
06:35 and steal their money, huh?
06:37 Huh?
06:38 - Uh, I don't know.
06:39 They've been super nice to me so far.
06:42 - Okay, I understand your hesitancy.
06:44 But what if I make it worth your while?
06:48 I just got some even better food than before
06:50 and it's food you love.
06:52 It's cake.
06:53 Here you go.
06:55 - You do love cake, don't you?
06:56 - It's mud cake.
06:57 - Uh.
06:58 - What?
07:00 What's wrong with it?
07:01 All right, look, look, kid.
07:04 Let me level with you.
07:06 I'm telling you, this rich family is hiding a big secret.
07:09 Everyone on the server knows that
07:11 and you know, you might be the first person to discover it.
07:13 Listen, they have a secret vault
07:17 and I want you to find it, okay?
07:20 - Uh, but they've been super nice to me so I--
07:23 - Okay, okay, I get it.
07:24 They've been nice to you, blah, blah, blah.
07:25 Great, rich people are nice to you.
07:27 Listen, listen, I know the cake doesn't look that great.
07:31 Look, I'll eat it and show you it's really good.
07:33 Come on, I'll eat the cake too.
07:35 It's, um, it's really good.
07:38 Okay, this is terrible.
07:39 (screaming)
07:40 - Ooh.
07:42 Um, uh-oh.
07:42 - Uh-oh.
07:43 - What was that sound?
07:44 - Oh, young lady.
07:46 - Oh, there you are.
07:47 - Did you have a nice walk?
07:49 We prepared you some fresh beetroot soup.
07:51 - Ah, ah, ah.
07:52 - You know what?
07:53 - Make sure to eat your broccoli.
07:54 It makes you nice and strong.
07:56 - I'll eat my vegetables.
07:57 (laughing)
07:59 - Oh, good for you.
08:00 Oh, that's so good.
08:01 - I wish I had the servants fix up the fountain later.
08:03 - Right this way.
08:04 - Right this way.
08:05 - Here you are.
08:07 - Ah, it's all for me and it doesn't have a leaky roof?
08:09 - It's not super big, but it'll do for now.
08:13 - It's huge.
08:13 - Oh, we need to change, hmm.
08:15 Okay.
08:16 - Is the temperature to your liking, little one?
08:18 - Yes.
08:18 - Oh, yeah.
08:19 Oh, let's get you some new clothes, too.
08:22 - New clothes?
08:23 - Ah.
08:24 - Yeah, yeah.
08:24 Are you ready?
08:25 - Yes.
08:26 Oh, what the?
08:27 (screaming)
08:28 I look so cute.
08:29 Oh my gosh.
08:30 - The finest from the house of Madame Bloque.
08:32 - I knew this one would look so great.
08:34 - Oh, I love it.
08:35 - It looks wonderful.
08:36 - I love this one.
08:37 It looks so cute on you.
08:38 Okay, oh, are you so hungry?
08:40 Well, you did eat your, you did eat the broccoli.
08:44 So, I'll give you a cake.
08:47 (gasping)
08:47 - Dessert?
08:49 Dessert.
08:49 (screaming)
08:50 - I'm gonna save this for later.
08:51 This is so good.
08:52 (laughing)
08:53 - Aw, how do you like it?
08:56 - I'm so tired.
08:57 - Okay.
08:58 - Time to rest.
08:59 - Aw.
09:00 - If you need anything else, just give us a yell.
09:03 - Yes, I will.
09:04 - Okay, have a good nap.
09:06 - Good night.
09:07 - Good night.
09:09 - Good night.
09:10 (yawning)
09:12 - Psst, psst, hey, hey, remember, find the vault.
09:15 - No.
09:16 - Find the vault.
09:17 - Eat a weed.
09:18 - Find the secret vault.
09:19 (stuttering)
09:21 Find the secret vault.
09:23 - No.
09:24 - Come on.
09:25 (screaming)
09:26 (laughing)
09:28 (yawning)
09:30 - Oh, it's still nighttime.
09:33 Oh, you know what?
09:35 I wanna go get a snack.
09:36 Ah, I've never had so many snacks available.
09:38 Let me see, maybe if I sneak around
09:40 and get some snacks, I'll be fine.
09:42 (gasping)
09:43 Did I see that right?
09:43 Did she have swords?
09:45 Outside of my door, oh, she's got swords.
09:48 Oh no.
09:48 - Oh, KC, I see you carried around the swords.
09:52 I'm very much polishing them.
09:52 - Oh, I'm yours, yeah.
09:54 Just, you know, I like polishing,
09:56 making sure they're all nice and shiny.
09:58 - Of course, definitely not trying to overthrow
10:00 the rich people here or something.
10:01 All right, that's good, good.
10:03 Anyway, don't feel like I'm a danger,
10:04 but hey, you know what?
10:05 If you come over here with me,
10:06 I'd love to show you some other armor.
10:07 - I think I've gotten distracted.
10:08 I'm going to the pantry to get some food.
10:09 - Maybe polishing.
10:09 - I don't think they're hiding anything.
10:12 I think they're just being super nice.
10:14 And let's see, what kind of, cookies.
10:17 Oh my gosh, I want some cookies, yes.
10:18 - Okay, anyway, KC, I'm gonna go over here
10:21 where I cannot be stabbed in the back.
10:22 Let's see here, just going this way.
10:24 All right, hopefully nobody checks in
10:26 while I'm doing this.
10:27 - Wait a minute, is there really a secret?
10:30 What if, let me see.
10:32 I mean, peeping wouldn't hurt, right?
10:34 - And here we go.
10:36 - Wait, wait, wait, what was that squeaking noise
10:38 that I heard?
10:39 It sounded very poor.
10:40 - Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
10:41 I gotta hide over here.
10:42 - Hold on, hold on, what's going on?
10:43 Hello?
10:44 - What's happening?
10:45 - Psst, Ava, did you find the vault yet?
10:48 - I think, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
10:50 - Come on, I'll give you another mud cake
10:53 if you can find it.
10:54 - I don't want that, I just want to,
10:56 why are you finding this?
10:57 - Okay, maybe I can get a real cake sometime too.
10:59 I don't know.
10:59 Hey, you wanna let me in?
11:01 Maybe I can hide out too.
11:03 - Uh.
11:04 - You, what are you doing here?
11:06 - Uh oh.
11:07 - You have been banned from the property.
11:08 (screaming)
11:09 Release the hounds.
11:11 (screaming)
11:12 - Not the hounds.
11:12 (screaming)
11:15 - Good boys, you're getting lots of pets
11:16 when you get back home.
11:18 - Cute doggie, nice doggie, nice doggie.
11:20 (laughing)
11:21 - And stay out.
11:23 - Oh, young lady, what are you doing out so late?
11:26 Sorry you had to see that.
11:28 That's a total weirdo.
11:29 He likes to show up at our property
11:30 and try to steal things sometimes.
11:32 Don't worry.
11:34 We'll take you right back to bed
11:36 and you can get some rest.
11:39 - Okay.
11:39 - So you grow up to be big, strong,
11:40 and rich like Master Pierce.
11:42 - Okay.
11:43 Oh, I like that drink.
11:44 Oh, this is so cool.
11:45 There's a pool and everything.
11:48 (laughing)
11:49 - Young miss, one more fresh fruit crush for you.
11:54 (crashing)
11:55 (gasping)
11:56 Enjoy.
11:57 - Thank you.
11:57 - All right, if you'd like anything else,
11:59 please just yell.
12:00 - Okay.
12:01 Yay.
12:02 (laughing)
12:03 - All right, maybe I should learn how to swim now.
12:05 Oh, it's super deep.
12:06 Hmm.
12:07 Hmm.
12:08 Huh?
12:08 What's that?
12:09 (screaming)
12:12 - Come here, come here.
12:14 Hey, good job finding the vault.
12:16 Did you see how to get in?
12:17 (gulping)
12:19 Yes, you're doing such a good job.
12:22 Now, time for step two.
12:23 Also, can you sneak me one of those drinks?
12:27 They look really yummy.
12:28 - Uh.
12:29 - You!
12:30 - Huh?
12:31 - I see you.
12:32 - Hounds!
12:33 - Don't send the dogs on me again.
12:34 - What's going on?
12:36 (screaming)
12:37 - Uh, Snoy?
12:37 - Sorry about that, sir.
12:38 There is someone who is not welcome on the premises.
12:41 - Ooh.
12:42 - He's been dispatched.
12:43 - Good, it's you.
12:44 - I see.
12:45 Have you sent the dogs?
12:46 - Oh, yes, sir.
12:47 - Ah, yes.
12:48 I love when the dogs are sent.
12:49 (laughing)
12:51 Actually, you know what?
12:52 Here, whoever can catch him, I'll give a dime or two.
12:55 Yes, of course.
12:55 - Oh, me, me.
12:57 I wanna catch him, I wanna catch him.
12:58 I like when he's--
12:59 - Okay, yes, of course.
13:00 Yes, everyone, all of you.
13:00 - I haven't been set a hunt in a long time.
13:03 - All of you less rich, go and find
13:05 the poor unfortunate soul who our hounds have found.
13:09 - Ah, we found her.
13:10 - Just a good voice.
13:11 - And a--
13:11 - Hey, you mean-jee mutts.
13:13 - That was relatively quick.
13:15 But I saw--
13:15 - I'm happy to know their pedigree.
13:17 - He's up there, he's up there.
13:18 - I see him.
13:19 - I gotta go.
13:19 (squeaking)
13:20 (laughing)
13:21 - Oh, excuse me.
13:22 - Let me try that again.
13:23 (laughing)
13:24 - You can't catch me.
13:25 - You can't catch me.
13:26 - You'll never catch me.
13:27 - Ah, yes, of course.
13:28 Go, my child, go.
13:29 Travel.
13:29 - One at a time, it'll be yours.
13:31 - Be careful, sir.
13:31 - Okay, I gotta go.
13:32 (screaming)
13:33 - Oh, no, oh, okay, they saw me.
13:34 - Oh, you, how'd you learn how to drive like this?
13:36 This is pretty good.
13:37 - Catch me.
13:38 - Catch me.
13:39 - I'm out, don't you betray me.
13:40 - No.
13:41 - Wait, hold on, why aren't you following him anymore?
13:43 What's going on?
13:43 - The gas, the gas is gone.
13:45 - The gas is gone?
13:46 Oh, well, I guess this is our lives now.
13:48 - Did you guys run out of gas?
13:50 - No.
13:51 - Hey, you ruffian.
13:51 - Guess I got a free jet ski.
13:52 - You get back here.
13:53 (laughing)
13:54 I'm rich, you know.
13:55 - Well, good thing all my jet skis explode
13:58 if they get more than a thousand feet away from me.
14:00 (glass shattering)
14:00 - What?
14:01 (screaming)
14:02 - There we go, that'll take care of that.
14:03 Anyway, we still gotta figure out how we get back to shore.
14:05 - I can't move this.
14:07 - Noi.
14:08 - You rang, sir?
14:09 - We're coming.
14:10 - I need gas.
14:11 - Apologies that we kept you waiting, sir.
14:12 - That's fine, no, no, no, not a problem.
14:14 I don't have 30 seconds.
14:15 - That should top us off to get back home.
14:17 - Yay.
14:18 - All right, you wanna drive us back?
14:19 - Yay.
14:20 - All right, return.
14:21 - KC, Noi.
14:22 - Be careful.
14:23 - Come on, let's move.
14:25 - Wow, she's learning how to be rich so fast.
14:28 (glass shattering)
14:29 - Look at that noise downstairs.
14:30 Hmm, let me go see.
14:32 - No need to worry, sir.
14:33 He has been taken care of.
14:34 - Good, good, good, good, good, yes, of course.
14:36 And the whole house is boarded up
14:38 and we make sure that everything's settled there.
14:39 - Indeed, and if he cries, KC and I will do due diligence.
14:44 - Oh, good, excellent.
14:46 I love to hear.
14:47 Yes, demolish him.
14:49 I love the enthusiasm, it's great.
14:51 - I still believe it.
14:52 - Execute your plans for the young heir, sir.
14:54 - Did they call me an heir?
14:56 I'm not an heir, I'm a human.
14:57 - Hey, what are you doing here?
14:59 - Ah, perfect, perfect.
15:01 - That's a doggy door.
15:03 You're not a dog or a person.
15:05 - Shh, listen, they might hear.
15:08 I know they're conspiring out there
15:10 and I couldn't get it, there's a front door.
15:12 That is scary.
15:13 Anyway, you found the vault, right?
15:15 - Uh, yeah.
15:18 - And you know how to get in, right?
15:20 - Uh, maybe, but they're so nice to me.
15:23 - Get in, all right, where is it?
15:25 Where is it?
15:26 - But wait, they're so nice to me.
15:28 I don't wanna dig from them.
15:30 - Yeah, but you say they're nice,
15:32 but you know, what if they're weird?
15:35 What if they're keeping a bad secret?
15:37 Like they're stealing kitty cats
15:39 or they have a gross booger collection?
15:42 Would you wanna live in a world with booger cats?
15:45 We have to know what is in that vault.
15:47 - Ooh, also, also food.
15:49 - Ooh, yes, yes, yes.
15:51 Okay, fine, it's down here.
15:53 - Hmm.
15:54 - Ooh, a ladder.
15:55 - Wait, is that, I'm not taking the vegetable.
15:57 Anyway, oh, okay, where's the vault?
16:01 - Ooh, I'm gonna take this.
16:03 - Hey, you can read?
16:05 - Uh-huh.
16:06 - Rich people are getting to you already.
16:09 Taking her how to read.
16:10 - But I've always been able to read.
16:12 - Anyway, maybe it's the vault's here?
16:16 Maybe it's hidden in the fireplace?
16:18 - It's right here.
16:19 - It's what?
16:20 Oh my goodness.
16:24 Such a smart poor girl.
16:26 (laughing)
16:28 Oh, um.
16:29 We got a new set of problems.
16:34 Hey, how good are you at not falling into lava?
16:38 - Oh.
16:40 - Good enough, let's try it.
16:41 (screaming)
16:44 Okay, that was good.
16:47 Now, how am I gonna get across it?
16:50 Huh, huh, huh, wait.
16:52 (crashing)
16:52 - Oh.
16:53 - Everything's fine, everything's fine.
16:55 Everything's fine, I don't know what the clicking is.
16:57 I'm gonna keep going.
16:58 And there's lasers.
17:00 (screaming)
17:02 Ow, ow, ow.
17:04 And what if I, what if I use this,
17:07 wait, what if I use this here like this?
17:09 - Huh?
17:10 - Whoa, it works, yay!
17:12 - That was easy.
17:14 Should've done that before.
17:16 Oh, we made it to the vault.
17:17 And now, let's see what this big secret really is.
17:22 - Whoa, oh.
17:23 (screaming)
17:24 - It's, it's, it's money.
17:26 Ah, gold.
17:29 (laughing)
17:31 Oh my goodness, this is the best.
17:35 We're taking this, we're taking this.
17:36 And it's all for me.
17:38 My life is really turning around now.
17:41 (laughing)
17:43 I mean, I mean for both of us, of course, baby.
17:46 - You.
17:47 - Yeah, yeah, anyway, anyway.
17:49 Oh, oh, go, go, go.
17:50 Oh, okay.
17:51 - Hey, what, what, what's going on?
17:52 What is all the ruckus?
17:53 - Uh-oh.
17:54 - How did you get to the security?
17:55 - Intruder!
17:55 - I'm trying to send dogs down here with the club.
17:56 - How did they get past the security system
17:58 and the security system and the security system?
17:58 - And you were in charge of the security system
17:59 and the security system and the security system.
18:01 - I did, I took care of all of it.
18:03 - Then why are they down here?
18:05 That's what I want to know.
18:06 - You wouldn't, you wouldn't hit a man
18:08 with a small child next to them, would they?
18:10 Oh, you're over there now.
18:12 - Fire at will.
18:13 - Yes, attack the ruffian.
18:15 They can rule the day, you're a rich.
18:18 - Gotta escape, gotta escape.
18:19 - Get back here.
18:19 - Get him, put on the pressure.
18:21 - Kid, I'm out.
18:22 - How dare you not be rich inside of this household?
18:26 And also you're a bad influence on her.
18:28 - I'm not a bad influence for her.
18:30 I was providing for her and everything.
18:32 - But, but stealing from us.
18:34 - And feeding her slop.
18:36 - Yeah.
18:37 - You know, if we stole the money,
18:39 then we can afford more slop.
18:41 - But you could bake it yourself.
18:43 - No, we were trying to give her a happy life
18:46 so that she could grow up to be very successful.
18:49 - Of course.
18:49 - And healthy and happy.
18:50 And here you're trying to ruin everything.
18:52 - Right?
18:53 - What is this?
18:54 - What?
18:55 - Wait, did you just hit the button
18:57 that explicitly has a sign on it that says do not press?
18:59 - Oh good, I don't think so.
19:00 - No, no, no, stop pressing it.
19:02 - What are you doing?
19:03 (screaming)
19:05 - Oh, she's just a cookie after all that.
19:09 You know, this house isn't actually that bad.
19:11 - It's a bit dirty, but that's okay.
19:14 - It's earthy, it's how the Norwegians do it.
19:17 - All right everyone, I've got suspicious shoe for everyone.
19:21 - Oh, ew.
19:22 - I mean, oh, thank you.
19:25 - It seems a little fermented, maybe a little too much.
19:27 Maybe like actual poison.
19:28 - Oh, it's fine.
19:29 - Don't look up, it smells like it went off
19:32 about two weeks ago.
19:33 - You know, Ian, you too could become rich in Minecraft
19:37 if you just played the game, of course,
19:38 and just tried to, I don't know, become richer.
19:41 - But I want gold.
19:44 - But that's not how Minecraft works, sir.
19:45 You have to pull yourself up by your own Minecraft
19:47 bootstraps, but you know what?
19:49 I'll teach you another time.
19:51 I'll help you with it.
19:52 I'm gonna build you a mansion though right here
19:54 in the meantime, I wanna make sure it looks good.
19:55 - You're gonna turn it into a mansion?
19:56 - Yes, but it'll be my mansion.
19:57 Yeah, you do not get this.
19:59 Yep, actually play the game and so I get to have it.
20:01 - But this is my house.
20:03 - Well, time for some property investment.
20:05 Meet your new landlord.
20:07 - It's gorgeous, thank you.
20:08 - You don't let them do that to our house, are you?
20:10 - Never mind, go take a nap.
20:11 - Fine, but no one's taking my bed.
20:13 - Oh no, sorry, I've already taken your bed, sorry.
20:16 (laughing)
20:17 It's good to be rich.