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00:00 Wait, what's going on?
00:02 It's been so long since I've last seen a girl.
00:05 Oh, your eyes are so pretty. I could look at them all day.
00:07 Get out of my way!
00:08 Oh, he dead.
00:09 You wanna get someone with butts cooler than him?
00:11 Oh, he dead too.
00:12 These guys are losers. I'm the real deal.
00:15 Be with me.
00:16 Oh my god!
00:17 Get out of my way again!
00:18 I'll take care of this.
00:20 What's happening in this school?
00:22 Oh, they're awake.
00:23 Oh no, I better run!
00:24 Wait, wait, what?
00:26 Why did everything lock down?
00:27 Hey girl, just read the sign, okay?
00:29 Huh? Wait, how did you get here?
00:31 Oh, yandere school?
00:33 What? What does that mean?
00:35 So she finally sees it.
00:37 Yes, welcome to the yandere school.
00:40 A school for yandere's and they're currently out of control as you can see.
00:44 I bet she wants to put her minecraft bed next to mine.
00:47 Mine!
00:49 Mine!
00:50 I'm sorry, we need to keep these boys contained.
00:53 They are too strange for the server and that's why we have a yandere school.
00:57 What? I need to get out of here then.
00:59 Well, we're locked down for eight hours until the end of the day.
01:02 Fine, then I'm just gonna... how do I get them to stop liking me?
01:05 I don't know, something stupid so they won't like you, I guess.
01:08 Something stupid, that's easy for me.
01:10 Hmm, I think I have an idea.
01:12 Oh, wait, what are you thinking?
01:13 Boys! I'm getting out of here!
01:16 Whoa!
01:17 A rat!
01:18 Did I have that in Tui?
01:21 My best bu- Miss Aphmau, what were you thinking? I told you to do something dumb!
01:25 I tried, but the rat, I never heard him. What if he was a chef?
01:29 Whoa, that was pretty cool.
01:31 What?
01:32 Total dub.
01:33 Huh.
01:34 What the?
01:35 Well, you know what? Since you're all here, I think it's time for a pop quiz.
01:38 Oh, wow.
01:39 Whoa!
01:40 Why is everybody keep dying here?
01:42 So I guess, no pop quiz, huh?
01:44 Okay, just gotta sit at my desk and ignore the meanies, just like I do online.
01:47 There we go, perfect.
01:49 Oh, hey, new girl.
01:51 Do you like guys with muscles?
01:54 No, she means a real man.
01:57 Or do you want someone to be your player too?
01:59 Thanks, but I'm good.
02:01 Well, so nice of you to join us, Mr. Aaron.
02:04 Mr. Aaron?
02:05 Well, it's not like I have a choice.
02:06 What the?
02:07 Oh, no, I thought you were normal.
02:08 Well, now that everybody's here, it's time for our first class.
02:11 Come along, students.
02:13 Huh? What?
02:14 Whoa.
02:15 Here we are.
02:16 Oh, what is this?
02:17 Oh, my goodness.
02:18 This is like a game or something.
02:19 Is it gonna be fun?
02:20 Very good, Aphmau.
02:21 We're gonna play a game run by Yandere Bot over there.
02:24 You just have to make it to the other side of the arena.
02:26 Oh, that sounds pretty easy.
02:27 All right, now I'm just going over here so I won't be in any danger.
02:29 Um, Mr. Zane, where are you going?
02:30 Oh, I'm just getting somewhere where it's safe.
02:32 Now, you can only move when Yandere Bot says, okay?
02:35 Safe?
02:36 What does that mean?
02:37 Wait, aren't you supposed to protect us?
02:39 You'll be fine.
02:40 You'll respawn eventually.
02:42 Oh, no, what if you get hurt?
02:43 Um, well, I guess I'll be fine, right?
02:45 It's a game-- oh, green light.
02:46 It's starting, pay attention.
02:47 Don't worry, milady, I got you.
02:48 Wait, what? Wait, what?
02:49 No, don't make me move.
02:50 Oh, my goodness.
02:53 Oh, okay.
02:57 Um, Mr. Zane, I don't think this is a good game for us.
03:00 Well, if you want to stop it, you'll just have to win, Miss Aphmau.
03:03 Oh, fine.
03:04 Green light, green light, green light.
03:05 Green light.
03:06 Nope.
03:07 Nope.
03:08 Aphmau, don't worry, I will protect you and you'll--
03:10 Oh, my gosh, he's lighting up.
03:12 Green light, green light, green light.
03:13 Oh, I made it.
03:15 Whoa, that was fun.
03:17 That was a bit too easy.
03:18 Um, what about the other guys, though?
03:19 Wait, where's--
03:20 All right, Mr. Noi, that's enough.
03:21 You're taking far too long.
03:23 Oh, there he is.
03:24 Okay.
03:25 Eh, I'm still alive to be with Aphmau.
03:26 I count that as a win.
03:27 Oh, that's nice.
03:28 Whatever, just Miss Aphmau, very good.
03:31 And I guess you as well, Miss Yandere Bot.
03:34 Oh, wow, oh, she's so cute.
03:37 Yeah, it kind of does that sometimes.
03:39 Aw.
03:40 All right, you can do this.
03:41 Only a couple more hours to survive--
03:43 Only more like six or seven, but we get to spend them together.
03:46 Okay.
03:47 Get out of the way.
03:48 You just want Aphmau for yourself.
03:50 I said move.
03:52 Oh, thanks.
03:53 Yeah, that's what I thought.
03:54 Appreciate it.
03:55 See you in class, new girl.
03:56 Don't worry about it.
03:58 Okay, all right, I can do this.
04:00 I need to just speak up a little bit more.
04:02 Sit back here.
04:03 I thought this was a home-ec class.
04:05 It kind of looks like a hospital.
04:06 That's just how Yandere school is.
04:08 Just please pay attention, all right?
04:10 Okay.
04:11 Okay, everyone, this should be an easy class today.
04:13 Now, everyone here has a crush, right?
04:15 Yes, yes.
04:16 Yes.
04:17 All right, so you're going to put together what your future kids would look like.
04:20 What?
04:21 And Miss Aphmau, since you're not a weirdo like the boys in this class,
04:24 you're just going to put together the perfect baby.
04:26 Perfect baby?
04:27 Ready? Go!
04:28 All babies are perfect.
04:29 What?
04:30 Why don't we have a normal class, like math or, you know?
04:33 Well, tell me, what's five plus six?
04:35 Um, uh, 15?
04:37 Yeah, that's why.
04:39 Go on, Miss Aphmau.
04:40 Okay, I'm sure I got it wrong.
04:41 Okay, there's a hair.
04:42 Nose.
04:43 And eyes.
04:44 I'll grab these.
04:45 Um, let's see.
04:47 What is this?
04:48 Legs?
04:49 And a doll head?
04:51 Okay, this is a little interesting, but you know what?
04:54 I don't mind being props.
04:55 I can just think of this as props for a movie or something.
04:57 Okay, let's craft it.
04:58 Let's see.
04:59 I've got the doll legs here, the doll eyes up here.
05:02 Come on, just a few more minutes, class.
05:04 Okay, let's try again.
05:05 Wait, where did I put the, ooh, is that?
05:07 Oh, okay, I guess that's how it works.
05:09 Aw, she's so cute.
05:12 All right, everyone, wrap it up.
05:13 Oh, let's see.
05:15 There we go.
05:16 Made mine.
05:17 Let's see what we got.
05:19 Now, noy.
05:20 Um, I kind of ran out of parts.
05:22 I was just trying to make one.
05:24 Oh, my goodness.
05:25 Perfect.
05:26 None of these are even good.
05:27 Fail.
05:28 How about me?
05:29 Me, me, me, me, me, me.
05:30 Okay, this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen, Pierce.
05:33 It's missing a head.
05:34 Don't worry, Patricia, Daddy loves you.
05:36 Okay, let's see you, Miss Aphmau.
05:39 Huh, you know what?
05:40 This is very good.
05:41 Good job.
05:42 Thank you.
05:43 Same goes to you, too, Aaron.
05:44 Good job.
05:45 Like it was hard.
05:46 Mm, that one looks familiar.
05:47 Now, Ian, where's your project?
05:49 Yeah, you know, I got the parts, and then I was thinking, you know, Aphmau and I wouldn't have any kids, so...
05:54 What?
05:55 I figured I'll just love my gold block instead.
05:57 Or we can get a dog, if you're really nice.
06:00 Um...
06:01 All right, guys, especially Pierce, you should enjoy this because it's sporty.
06:04 Hooray!
06:05 What are these things?
06:06 All right, so all you gotta do is catch up to our school mascot, which...
06:09 It's a knife?
06:11 All right, just manage to take its head.
06:13 Deliver that head to your obsession.
06:15 What?
06:16 All right?
06:17 How can your mascot be a knife?
06:19 Oh, my gosh, it's dangerous.
06:21 What kind of--
06:22 I'm fast, I'm gonna go get it.
06:23 Fine.
06:24 Come here, you.
06:25 This is weird school.
06:26 I got this.
06:27 Mr. Zane, I have hunger, so I can't sprint.
06:28 Oh, what is that?
06:29 Wait, what are these?
06:30 This should make it more interesting.
06:31 Wait, what are we supposed to do with these?
06:33 Really, eggs?
06:34 We'll throw them at each other, of course.
06:35 Eggs in these drawing tots?
06:36 Okay.
06:37 Hey, girl, I bet I can catch that knife before you can.
06:40 Before me?
06:41 Not a chance.
06:42 That sounds like a challenge.
06:43 You know what?
06:44 There you go.
06:45 Let me just egg you on a little bit.
06:46 Stop it!
06:47 Stop it!
06:48 I did it!
06:49 Stop it, Aphmau!
06:50 I can stop you so I can show you how much I love you!
06:51 You're supposed to be going after the knife!
06:53 No, you don't do that!
06:54 If you like me, then let me win!
06:55 She does have a point.
06:56 Oh, got it!
06:58 Oh, no.
07:00 I did it, I think, Mr. Zane.
07:02 Well, the game is still on, Miss Aphmau.
07:04 You still need to deliver it to your crush.
07:06 My crush?
07:07 Oh, no.
07:09 Oh, no.
07:10 Oh, no.
07:11 There was zero reason why she would never pick any of you guys.
07:14 Oh, my goodness.
07:15 I'll be right back, guys!
07:16 Where are you going?
07:17 Oh, they keep following.
07:19 Come here!
07:20 Oh, my gosh.
07:21 Everyone else, take eggs!
07:22 I have to go to the yondery school.
07:23 I couldn't go to the school for Easter Bunny so I could just cuddle them.
07:26 Ugh!
07:27 The only way out of this is if you pick me, all right?
07:29 Hey, what's with your throwing those things?
07:30 You should pick me, though, really.
07:31 Hmm.
07:32 I don't think so.
07:33 You know what, Mr. Zane?
07:34 I won't do it.
07:35 What?
07:36 Well, Aphmau, this still counts, so I'm allowing it.
07:39 What?
07:40 Wait, what?
07:41 What?
07:42 Wait.
07:43 All right, you pass, Aphmau.
07:44 Wait, he's not my crush.
07:45 Oh, my goodness.
07:46 You could have just picked me.
07:47 Ugh.
07:48 Me.
07:49 It was me.
07:50 All right, clean up the chickens, guys.
07:51 Report to lunch.
07:52 Okay, lunchtime.
07:53 My favorite subject.
07:54 Oh, my gosh, they have strawberry milk in this school.
07:55 Are you kidding me?
07:56 Oh.
07:57 Oh, I didn't hear anything.
07:58 Oh, look, there's lunch.
07:59 Yoink.
08:00 Excuse me.
08:01 Um.
08:02 Hmm.
08:03 Okay, that's weird, but hot potato, I can grab this.
08:06 Um, I should probably grab a salad or something.
08:09 Salad.
08:10 But, um, I guess I gotta grab a place to sit first.
08:13 Let's see.
08:14 Hmm?
08:15 Hmm?
08:16 Oh.
08:17 Hey.
08:18 Hey, you know, uh, I'm just standing here.
08:19 Hey, Aphmau, why don't you and we sit together?
08:21 Um, I don't see you doing anything.
08:23 Plus, I don't--
08:24 Um, let's just go sit.
08:25 Okay.
08:26 How come you get to sit with Aphmau?
08:27 What?
08:28 Because I asked her first.
08:29 I don't know.
08:30 I don't know.
08:31 I don't know.
08:32 I asked her first, and I'm the best.
08:34 Can't we all sit together, Yandere Max?
08:36 Oh, what the--?
08:38 Wait.
08:39 Where did you get that?
08:40 What?
08:41 Oh, I--
08:42 Wait a minute.
08:43 That's the color of my hair.
08:44 Wait a minute, that's my hair!
08:45 Oh my gosh!
08:46 [LAUGHTER]
08:49 Y'all are jerks!
08:50 I can't believe this.
08:51 They were cutting my hair.
08:52 Ugh.
08:53 These guys are getting--
08:54 Oh my goodness.
08:55 Get the fuck out of here, you freak.
08:56 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:57 Ah!
08:58 Ah!
08:59 Wait, what the--?
09:00 Is this hair?
09:01 Oh, great.
09:02 Again?
09:03 I think these belong to you.
09:04 Oh, thanks.
09:05 I was going to ask for them back.
09:07 You really got me out of a hairy situation there.
09:09 Oh, your buns are so cute.
09:11 Huh?
09:12 Well?
09:13 What did you say?
09:14 Nothing, nothing, nothing.
09:15 All I said was, uh--
09:17 [LAUGHTER]
09:19 I wonder what that was about.
09:20 Wait a minute.
09:21 Wait, I'm missing a hair.
09:22 They cut three!
09:23 I knew it.
09:24 Ugh, he really is a Yandere.
09:26 I wonder if I can glue this hair back on.
09:28 How do I get this to work?
09:29 I'll figure it out.
09:30 OK, the day's almost over, but seriously,
09:33 do classes have to be this creepy here?
09:35 Ugh.
09:36 Boo.
09:37 Oh my gosh, what are you doing?
09:39 That wasn't funny, you know.
09:41 Well, I thought it was.
09:42 This is stalking.
09:43 What the--?
09:44 You're going to sneak through the auditorium--
09:46 Howdy.
09:47 --and find some dolls that I scattered around
09:49 without getting caught by the light.
09:50 This is actually a class you teach?
09:51 This is crazy.
09:52 And go.
09:53 She didn't kick.
09:54 Ugh.
09:55 Is Patricia there?
09:56 Oh my goodness.
09:57 Oh, what the--?
09:58 Guys, this is always easy.
09:59 OK.
10:00 Yeah, all we got to do is just get out of the stage there.
10:02 That's where all the dolls are, right?
10:03 Oh!
10:04 Oh, yours?
10:05 Oh, jeez.
10:06 About that.
10:07 OK, this school is nuts.
10:08 You can't have a class about this kind of thing.
10:10 You're supposed to be helping these guys get better.
10:12 It's a Yandere school, Miss Aphmau.
10:13 We've been over this.
10:14 This will be easy.
10:15 Plus, we get to keep you in now, dolls.
10:17 Doll?
10:18 Doll?
10:19 I've never been one.
10:20 Wait, huh?
10:21 When I get out of this school, I'm actually
10:22 going to get them some help.
10:23 Can't believe this over here--
10:24 Time is almost up.
10:25 --OK.
10:26 I got the doll right here.
10:28 Time is up.
10:29 Oh, where'd everyone go?
10:30 Huh.
10:31 It would seem it was just the both of you then.
10:33 So good job.
10:34 You passed.
10:35 Really?
10:36 Nice.
10:37 As for the rest of them, they already
10:38 found out what that meant.
10:40 So yeah.
10:42 OK.
10:43 Well, next class.
10:44 Oh, this room's actually colorful for once.
10:46 All right, come on, everyone.
10:47 Please take your seats.
10:48 You're going to be making some shrines for your crushes.
10:50 Oh, wow.
10:51 Now, I'm going to leave you guys in the classroom.
10:52 I've got some teacher things to take care of.
10:54 I'll be back in a bit.
10:55 Behave.
10:56 OK.
10:58 A shrine for my crush.
11:01 Hmm.
11:02 Oh, maybe I can make something cute.
11:04 All right, I can use the pink and the magenta and the purple
11:08 and the flower.
11:10 All right, let's see.
11:12 Put the pink down-- oh.
11:14 Nope, let's try this one.
11:16 What about the purple?
11:18 Let's see.
11:19 Oh, it's like a lap-lap.
11:21 Adorable.
11:22 All right, let's see.
11:23 Got to put this flower here.
11:25 There we go.
11:26 That is so cute.
11:27 Make a little shrine.
11:28 Oh, I guess everyone's making a shrine about me, huh?
11:30 You know what?
11:31 If this is a competition, I'm going to win, even if it's a weird competition.
11:35 I'm going to grab this and see if I can cause some chaos.
11:39 [LAUGHS]
11:41 Let's see.
11:42 Here we go.
11:43 All right, I'm going to go over here.
11:45 Let's make my shrine a little bit more.
11:46 What?
11:47 Did you do this?
11:48 You're smarter than I think.
11:49 Hold on.
11:50 Let me-- I don't know about this.
11:52 He didn't notice.
11:53 Oh, that was fun.
11:54 All right, let's see.
11:55 What if I do this color?
11:56 There we go.
11:57 OK, maybe a necklace.
11:58 What?
11:59 How did this happen?
12:01 Oh, this is going to be great.
12:02 Maybe some shoes.
12:04 OK, let's see.
12:06 One more.
12:07 You got tears?
12:08 Nothing.
12:09 Everything's fine.
12:10 Oh, Noy, I love the color you picked for this.
12:12 Oh, thank you.
12:13 Thanks?
12:14 Yeah, I know.
12:15 It's going to be great.
12:17 Yeah.
12:18 [LAUGHS]
12:19 Oh, ooh, look at this shrine.
12:21 It does look a bit like Aaron's, don't you think?
12:23 Oh, you know, I just thought I'd make it look even better.
12:25 You know, capture your image with beautiful purple.
12:28 Yeah, but cause of me--
12:29 Hey, want to see mine?
12:30 Want to see mine?
12:31 Um, sure.
12:32 Yeah, you know, I thought just a normal shrine wouldn't do.
12:35 So you want a seat on your golden throne.
12:37 Oh.
12:38 Of course, it can't fit two.
12:40 Oh, that is-- I'm good, you know?
12:44 I'm going to go back to my--
12:45 Oh.
12:46 Oh, my goodness.
12:47 Noy, why would you do that?
12:49 You know, it's just capturing my burning love for you.
12:52 Just, you know, hold on.
12:53 Powerful.
12:54 Oh, no.
12:55 Ow, ow, ow.
12:56 Burning, burning, ow.
12:57 Oh, too hot.
12:58 Oh, well.
12:59 What in the world?
13:01 What is going on here?
13:02 Why is there a fire?
13:03 Uh, we're just really this passionate.
13:06 Yeah, burning love, baby.
13:09 Just whatever.
13:10 Everyone, class is over.
13:11 Go get ready for prom.
13:13 Prom?
13:14 We're going to have a prom during school?
13:15 Are you kidding me?
13:16 This is going to be the best thing ever.
13:17 Yes, now just get out of here while I clean this up.
13:19 Boys, you are in charge of decorations, all right?
13:21 Ooh, I got the best idea.
13:23 Come on, Ian, let's go.
13:24 I love prom.
13:25 Wait, I got to figure out what I'm going to wear, actually.
13:28 Oh, my gosh.
13:29 Okay, I got my new outfit.
13:30 And now I'm going to go to this party and own it and then leave and never come back.
13:34 Oh, my goodness.
13:36 Hey, how's it going?
13:39 Hello.
13:40 Would you go to prom with me and my handsome self?
13:42 No.
13:43 No, no, no, you should go to prom with me.
13:45 No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:46 Clearly, I'm the best of them.
13:48 They're all great ideas, but they suck.
13:51 So let me do the idea.
13:52 It doesn't suck as much, okay?
13:53 Thanks, boys.
13:54 I'm going to go to the party.
13:56 Oh, my gosh.
13:58 Are those me?
13:59 Is this me?
14:00 Uh-huh.
14:01 We made the decorations ourselves.
14:03 Now, can we please dance while 100 more of you watch us?
14:07 I don't want to dance with any of you.
14:09 These are actually a little creepy, but I appreciate the admiration.
14:12 Why not all of you?
14:14 All right.
14:15 Tonight, we're going to be crowning our most obsessed prom king and queen.
14:19 Most obsessed?
14:20 What?
14:21 We have Yandere Bot.
14:24 What?
14:25 Yandere Bot?
14:26 I didn't vote for her.
14:27 She didn't win.
14:28 Wait, look.
14:29 No, no, no, wait, wait.
14:30 It's Yandere Bot.
14:31 What are you doing here?
14:33 Yeah, what is she doing here?
14:34 She's saying something.
14:35 Oh, Yandere Bot plus Zane.
14:37 Oh, prom king and queen.
14:40 Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
14:42 Yandere Bot, not now.
14:44 The winner is Aphmau, and then it's a tie between all the boys.
14:47 So it's just Aphmau, no king.
14:49 Woo!
14:50 Oh, uh.
14:51 What happens when her eyes are red?
14:52 I think she likes him.
14:54 Aphmau, you might want to move.
14:55 Wait, why is she looking at me like that?
14:56 Oh my god, why is she?
14:57 Why is she trying to get me with them eyes?
14:59 She's attacking Aphmau.
15:00 I mean, very beautiful eyes, but I don't want to look at people.
15:03 Yandere Bot, please.
15:04 She's going to laser eye me.
15:05 Don't worry, I'll protect you.
15:06 Oh, thank you.
15:07 No, I'll protect you.
15:08 Shut up, man.
15:09 Wait, you did get your crown back.
15:10 Oh my god.
15:11 Hurry, you've got to get out of here.
15:12 Come on.
15:13 Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here.
15:14 No.
15:15 She's waltzing through the doors.
15:16 Come on, let's go.
15:17 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
15:18 Come on, this way.
15:19 Follow me.
15:20 OK, the entrance.
15:21 The entrance, we can get out.
15:22 Come on.
15:23 Open the doors, come on.
15:24 Stand back.
15:25 You're going to act--
15:26 Wait, there's a button?
15:27 You've had a button this whole time?
15:28 Why is it not working?
15:29 I'm just a teacher, OK?
15:30 I'm just--
15:31 Click it harder.
15:32 I am trying.
15:33 Oh.
15:34 Oh.
15:35 Well, that's one way to get out.
15:36 Well, that didn't work.
15:37 I'm going to have to look for the remote.
15:38 Oh, wait.
15:39 You didn't drop the remote either?
15:40 Guys, we've got company.
15:41 Here she comes.
15:42 If she finds out--
15:43 If she runs off the screen--
15:44 Oh my god.
15:45 Don't get behind me, I'll protect you.
15:46 Um, let's see.
15:47 You can't have her, all right?
15:48 Just stay back.
15:49 Wait, wait.
15:50 Oh my god.
15:51 Look out.
15:52 Oh, no.
15:53 We have to do something, guys.
15:54 We have to figure out who's our brains.
15:55 Stop thinking about me and your brains.
15:56 Wait, what about this?
15:57 Wait.
15:58 Robot, here, take this.
15:59 Oh.
16:00 Oh.
16:01 What'd you do?
16:02 I threw liquid at it, and I guess it's short-circuiting.
16:03 Wait, what's wrong with her head?
16:04 Oh.
16:05 Oh.
16:06 Oh.
16:07 Oh.
16:08 Oh.