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00:00 On this Minecraft server, my friends get buffed.
00:03 But when they get too strong
00:04 and begin to destroy the server,
00:06 it's up to me to teach them a lesson.
00:08 My friends may be strong,
00:11 but little do they know, I happen to be even stronger.
00:14 But because I'm so small,
00:16 they don't see my punches coming until it's too late.
00:19 Will I be able to stop these buff boys
00:21 from destroying the server?
00:23 Let's find out.
00:24 Oh, and wanna help me get super strong?
00:27 Then punch that subscribe button.
00:29 - Stop me please.
00:30 Thanks.
00:31 - Oh, I'm so excited to attend Kawaii~Chan's picnic.
00:33 - All right, all right.
00:34 Get on that bench and show me what you got, bro.
00:36 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37 I got it, I got it.
00:38 - Oh, yeah.
00:39 - All right, all right.
00:39 And down.
00:41 And I've gotta, I've gotta get it.
00:43 I've gotta get it.
00:44 - You can do it.
00:45 I'll spot you.
00:46 - Yeah.
00:47 - I'll spot you, bro.
00:48 - Kawaii~Chan, what's going on here?
00:49 - That was good.
00:50 - Uh, I don't know.
00:51 They've been like working out a lot.
00:54 - Ugh.
00:55 - Zane, become the boss.
00:56 - Yeah, and for some reason,
00:57 Kawaii~Chan wanted to have a picnic
00:59 at this very spot while this was happening.
01:02 - Yeah, I mean, it's like it's so entertaining.
01:04 - What, almost there.
01:05 - Look at them.
01:06 - You can do it, bro.
01:07 I believe.
01:08 I'm feeling it.
01:09 I'm feeling it.
01:10 I'm feeling it.
01:11 - For sure.
01:11 - I just need to move with my body.
01:13 - Are you trying to do the arm?
01:16 (Zane grunting)
01:17 - Oh, look, Zane, you're getting buff.
01:20 Here's what you're trying to do.
01:21 - Yeah, we're getting buff.
01:22 - Of course, of course.
01:24 - We are definitely super buff.
01:26 - Yeah, and we're only gonna get buffer by the day.
01:30 - So buff.
01:31 - It's our job.
01:32 It's what we do.
01:33 - Oh, you know what?
01:34 How about I try?
01:35 I'm super buff too.
01:35 - What?
01:36 - Ooh.
01:37 - What?
01:38 - I mean, it is a competition, right?
01:41 - Mm-hmm.
01:42 - But, here's, listen, only buff boys can take part in this.
01:47 You gotta be a buff boy.
01:48 - Yeah, yeah.
01:49 - I'm not buff.
01:50 - You're not quite buff yet.
01:51 I'm not seeing it.
01:52 I'm seeing noodle arms.
01:53 That's what I said.
01:54 - You don't really have these big muscles.
01:58 - Yeah.
01:59 (laughing)
02:01 - Oh, yeah.
02:02 - Oh my God.
02:03 - Muscles.
02:04 - I am never gonna be able to eat in peace in that life.
02:05 - Look at the gait.
02:06 - I'm posing while doing sit-ups.
02:09 (grunting)
02:11 - Feel the burn.
02:12 - All right, all right.
02:13 You know what?
02:14 That's pretty cool, but you know what else is cool?
02:17 Actually lifting something.
02:19 'Cause that's something that I haven't seen you guys do.
02:20 So what if I do something like this?
02:22 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:24 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:25 Okay.
02:26 - What?
02:27 - Oh, okay, okay, okay.
02:29 Wait, if it's that easy, then why?
02:32 - Wow, Aphmau, you're so strong.
02:35 - I'm sure that's just a really light card
02:37 that you found.
02:38 - It's so small.
02:39 - No, no, no, no.
02:40 I can be strong too.
02:41 I can do this as well.
02:43 Just give me a second here.
02:44 - Don't hurt yourself, Zane.
02:46 - No, no.
02:47 - Zane, it's really hard.
02:48 - I think I've got this.
02:49 I think I've got this.
02:51 Make sure you use your legs, bro.
02:53 (panting)
02:54 - I know, you gotta lift with your back.
02:55 It's the biggest muscle in your body.
02:56 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57 - Okay, okay, okay, I got this.
02:58 I got this.
02:58 Keep the legs straight.
02:59 (panting)
03:00 - Maybe from the top.
03:01 - Gotta keep those legs straight.
03:02 - Oh, no, no, no, I got it.
03:03 - If not, it's too much.
03:04 (screaming)
03:06 - Whoa.
03:07 (panting)
03:09 - You know, we've been out in the sun too long.
03:11 We gotta get inside, stay cool, and stay hydrated.
03:13 - Yeah, we gotta hydrate.
03:14 - So we can work out more.
03:15 - Yeah, let's do it.
03:17 - Oh, let's go to the gym.
03:19 Yeah, bro.
03:20 - Yeah.
03:21 - Hmm, you know what?
03:23 I'm gonna show them exactly how buff I can get.
03:26 Arzane, are you okay?
03:27 - Yeah, I'm just totally fine.
03:29 I'm starting to feel pain in muscles
03:33 I didn't know I had before.
03:34 - Oh, dude, you need to take a protein bar for that.
03:36 Hang on, I got a few.
03:38 - You gotta get those, you gotta take a bad--
03:39 - I think he needs a workout.
03:42 - Yeah, I'll figure it out without you two, thanks.
03:46 - You know what?
03:46 - See yourself.
03:47 - Zane, Kwai-Chan, I'm gonna go over there
03:49 and show them what's buff.
03:52 - Yeah!
03:53 - I just had this turned on me.
03:56 Look at this, Zane.
03:57 Look at these gains.
03:58 - Yeah, you got your breast hair all ready.
04:01 (Kawaii-Chan screams)
04:02 (Kawaii-Chan laughs)
04:03 - Ow.
04:04 - See, Kwai-Chan?
04:05 Cool, huh?
04:06 - Uh-huh, yeah, I love your outfit.
04:08 - I know, isn't it cute? - It's so cool.
04:10 - It really shows off my arm muscles.
04:11 Okay, you know what?
04:12 Let's just go show off.
04:13 You know what, Kwai-Chan, let's go.
04:14 We're gonna go show off, I'm gonna go show off
04:15 my strength, you guys.
04:16 - Yeah, let's go!
04:18 - All right, Kwai-Chan, there it, wait.
04:20 Where's Zane?
04:21 Oh, yeah, he's not here.
04:23 Huh, weird.
04:25 Okay, you know what, Kwai-Chan?
04:26 I'm gonna open this door, but I'm not just gonna open it.
04:28 I'm gonna open it with my pure force.
04:30 (Kawaii-Chan laughs)
04:31 - No, with your muscles! - That's right!
04:33 With my muscles, my (grunts)
04:36 my potato muscles, all right, ready?
04:37 - I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
04:39 - Yeah!
04:40 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
04:42 Hey, hey, hey!
04:43 - There you go, I exploded open.
04:45 (Kawaii-Chan laughs)
04:46 - No exploding the gym!
04:48 - Uh, excuse me! - Come on!
04:50 The only thing you're supposed to explode is your glutes!
04:53 - Oh!
04:54 - No, you blast the glutes.
04:56 You blast the glutes, you explode the biceps.
04:59 I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:00 - Oh, yeah, I can do that too.
05:01 - Anyway, what are you doing here?
05:03 You're destroying gym property, how dare you?
05:05 - How, okay! - You can't be here.
05:07 You're a little weakling, and you can't be baa-ed at the gym.
05:10 - How dare they?
05:11 - Are you gonna let them talk to you like that at home?
05:13 - No, it's not my fault your gym equipment
05:15 is too weak for me, okay?
05:17 (Kawaii-Chan laughs)
05:19 - How dare you?
05:20 - Yeah, your gym equipment is weak.
05:22 - Hold me back, hold me back!
05:23 - You ain't got no game!
05:25 - I got you, bro, I got you, bro.
05:26 (Kawaii-Chan screams)
05:28 I don't got you.
05:29 - I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
05:30 - We're just here, we're in the holy land of games,
05:33 and you're gonna come in here
05:34 and start throwing things down like that?
05:37 - Yeah, I'm gonna throw this down,
05:38 just hopefully you can catch it, ready?
05:39 Here you go, three, two, one, go.
05:41 (Kawaii-Chan screams)
05:43 (Kawaii-Chan laughs)
05:44 - You're supposed to catch it!
05:47 - Oh, that was very nice.
05:49 - I just, ugh, all right, bro, whatever.
05:51 You know what, just, you know what?
05:53 Show me your fanciest equipment you got here, all right?
05:56 I'm ready to make some games,
05:57 and this just isn't working.
05:59 Let me just, I'm gonna punch it once, okay?
06:00 Let me just see.
06:01 (Kawaii-Chan thuds)
06:02 Oh.
06:03 - Oh, come on!
06:04 - Sorry!
06:05 - Okay, all right, you know what?
06:07 If you're gonna be in our gym, then you have to be buff,
06:10 so you have to take the buff test.
06:12 Yup, to the buff-a-later, to the buff-a-later!
06:14 - All right, Kawaii-Chan, I got this, don't worry.
06:16 - I got this, I'll show them, don't worry.
06:18 - You definitely got this!
06:20 - Ooh, what does this do?
06:20 - This, weaklings, is the buff-a-later.
06:23 It measures your buffness by hitting the buff button,
06:26 and then it'll rate your buffness
06:27 on a scale from weak to buff.
06:30 So I will demonstrate for you, you know,
06:32 first time weaklings. - Yes, please do.
06:34 - I will demonstrate my buffness.
06:36 Hi-ya!
06:37 - Come on, buff-a-later, tell us how buffy it is!
06:39 (Kawaii-Chan gasps)
06:40 - Ooh!
06:41 - I got-- - Ooh, it's big!
06:42 - I got pretty up there.
06:44 I'm feeling pretty buff right now.
06:46 - All right, all right, that was pretty good.
06:47 Looks like you got some gains this week,
06:49 but I gotta do it now.
06:50 All right, here we go.
06:51 Hi-ya!
06:51 (horn honks)
06:52 - Oh no. - Aw, he's so weird!
06:55 - I gotta change up my regimen, that's not--
06:57 - Yeah, yeah, you know, we gotta fix your plan,
07:00 but it's okay, you still got a two.
07:02 Aphmau, don't be sad if you only get a one.
07:05 - All right, give me--
07:06 - Yeah, here, let me give a quick punch or two
07:08 just to make sure that everything's good.
07:09 Okay, yeah, it's now set for weenies,
07:11 so you should be good.
07:12 - Okay, all right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
07:14 - Come on, Aphmau, show 'em what you got!
07:16 - Don't worry, Kawaii~Chan, stand back.
07:17 This may get crazy, okay?
07:18 Let's see, let's see.
07:19 - Just be careful, that button gets a little hard to press.
07:22 You might break a nail.
07:23 - Three, two, one. - Don't hurt yourself.
07:26 - Bam!
07:27 - Okay.
07:28 (both screaming)
07:30 - Great job, Aphmau!
07:31 - Yay!
07:32 (laughing)
07:34 - Pierce?
07:35 - Yeah?
07:36 - What happened to the buffalator?
07:38 - I don't know, but I still got the button.
07:40 - Oh, god.
07:41 Okay, that doesn't count.
07:43 Do you have any other strength tests?
07:45 Like, you know, any ones that you guys
07:47 can actually beat me in?
07:48 - Uh, yes.
07:50 - Yeah, obviously we do.
07:52 Of course we do.
07:53 You tell me, and yeah.
07:55 - Um.
07:55 - 'Cause I'm looking for a challenge,
07:57 like a really big challenge.
07:58 - That doesn't sound like you do.
07:58 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can punch a tree real fast.
08:01 It's Minecraft, you punch trees.
08:03 - Yeah! - I'm the best.
08:04 I'm the best at punching trees.
08:05 - Then you punch a tree.
08:07 - Ha, see?
08:08 I'm gonna punch down this tree so fast.
08:11 That's pretty good, that's pretty good.
08:12 - Yeah, but those are just the leaves.
08:14 - I can punch this down this tree even faster.
08:15 Here I go, ready?
08:16 (screaming)
08:18 - Wow, they're so fast, Glytion.
08:20 I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep up with them.
08:23 (screaming)
08:24 I think you can, right?
08:26 - Done!
08:27 - All right.
08:27 - She totally can't punch down a tree faster than that.
08:30 - You know what?
08:31 I'll try to punch down this tree right here, okay?
08:33 - I got two logs.
08:34 - Okay, yeah, do it, you got this.
08:35 - All right, ready?
08:36 - All right, I'll start making a chair out of the wood I got,
08:39 'cause I'll have to sit down if it's gonna take so long.
08:41 (laughing)
08:42 - Probably right.
08:43 - I'm gonna do some crunches in the meantime.
08:44 - I think I'm okay.
08:45 All right, here we go, ready guys?
08:46 I got this.
08:47 - Yeah.
08:48 - Here we go in three, two, one.
08:50 (splatting)
08:50 - All right.
08:51 (screaming)
08:52 What?
08:53 (screaming)
08:54 - Oopsie, you did it!
08:55 Sorry.
08:56 - Uh, I don't, there's no way.
08:59 There's no way that could've worked.
09:01 - Yeah, I'm not buying it.
09:03 You know what?
09:04 You know what?
09:05 - Yeah, what, what, what?
09:06 - I'm gonna call, I'm calling you out.
09:07 If you're really that strong, fight me.
09:10 (gasping)
09:11 - I hate you.
09:12 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:14 Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian.
09:15 What, what, what, what, what?
09:16 You're gonna fight a girl for real?
09:19 Really?
09:20 - Yeah.
09:20 - Okay.
09:21 - Let's go.
09:22 - All right, Grandma, how about this?
09:24 Winner gets the gym, the whole gym.
09:26 - You are so fun.
09:28 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:29 No, no, that's not a good idea.
09:30 That's not, oh, okay.
09:32 - Yeah, yeah, you're into it.
09:32 - We're doing it.
09:33 - Excellent idea.
09:34 - You agreed and punched it.
09:35 - But it's my house.
09:36 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:37 - Punch it, punch it.
09:37 (screaming)
09:38 (upbeat music)
09:40 - Kawaii~Chan, I don't know if this is gonna be a good idea.
09:44 - You got this, I believe.
09:44 - I like you thinking, doing that pre-fight lift.
09:48 Yeah, you gotta make some swole for the fight.
09:49 - Gotta get the lifts out.
09:51 - Yeah.
09:51 - Yeah, get the one and two.
09:54 Come on, get one more, get one more.
09:55 - Maybe I should train too.
09:56 - Get one more, yeah, yeah.
09:58 - He's so good at training.
10:01 - I guess I'll try to lift something too, let me see.
10:04 Yeah, yeah, you got this.
10:05 (groaning)
10:08 - What?
10:09 (clink)
10:10 - All right, well best of luck Ian.
10:11 Don't lose me my house/gym and best of luck,
10:15 let me out of here.
10:15 When can I get out?
10:16 - Okay, first of all.
10:17 (screaming)
10:20 - Before we fight, I just wanna say
10:21 that is not how you're supposed to use a bench press.
10:25 That is not safe gym etiquette.
10:27 Also, also, Pierce calm down, I got this.
10:30 (crying)
10:30 What's the worst she could do?
10:32 - Okay, where do you want me to stand
10:34 so we can begin the fight?
10:35 - I mean, we're boxing, we gotta dance around each other.
10:37 - Oh, we have dancer.
10:38 (grunting)
10:39 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:41 Hang on, hang on, hang on.
10:42 I will give you a free one.
10:44 - Oh, that's, Kawaii-Chan he's being too nice
10:46 even though he knows he's gonna lose.
10:48 - Ian, you are being too nice.
10:50 - That's so nice of him.
10:51 - Don't give up the gym like this.
10:51 - No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
10:53 Don't worry about it.
10:54 - Okay, all right, I got this.
10:55 I got this Kawaii-Chan, don't worry.
10:57 All right Ian, here we go, here we go.
10:58 - Come on, let me have it.
11:00 - Are you sure?
11:01 - Yeah, yeah, lay one right on me.
11:02 - Are you sure?
11:03 - Yes, do it.
11:05 Hit me, hit me, hit me.
11:07 (gunshot)
11:08 (screaming)
11:08 (bell ringing)
11:09 - Uh-oh.
11:10 - Aphmau, Aphmau what did you do?
11:13 Where, where's Ian?
11:14 - Where's what?
11:15 - Where's Ian?
11:17 You were fighting him, what happened?
11:19 - He's gone.
11:19 - I think he's down somewhere there.
11:22 - Wait, wait, what do you mean he's gone down there?
11:26 What do you mean by that?
11:27 - He's gone, don't worry about it.
11:28 - Which means that we get to keep your house gym.
11:32 - Don't worry about it.
11:33 - Don't worry about it.
11:34 (screaming)
11:35 - This is the exact time to worry
11:36 about these sort of things.
11:38 I, hey, you know, he made up that deal without my knowledge.
11:42 You know, he doesn't actually own the gym, I own the gym.
11:45 Why, like why would he be able to give that away, right?
11:49 I think, I think let's just, like bygones be bygones
11:52 and I'm just gonna get out of here and I'm just gonna.
11:53 - Wait, wait, wait, let me just flex a little bit.
11:56 I can flex really quick just to get a little bigger
11:58 and maybe you and I can fight, okay?
11:59 - What can I get out?
12:00 What can I get out?
12:01 - All right, I'm ready to go.
12:02 - Why can't I get out of here?
12:03 - You're ready to go, little man.
12:05 Let's do it.
12:06 I'm just gonna punch you up.
12:07 - I'm outta here.
12:08 Cool, great.
12:08 - Ready to go, let's go, let's do it.
12:10 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:11 You don't have to fight me.
12:12 I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go and.
12:14 - You're just gonna get some gains.
12:15 Where did you go?
12:16 Let's get some gains over here.
12:18 Where'd you go, little man?
12:19 - Go get him, I found him!
12:20 - I got him!
12:21 - Where'd he go?
12:22 - I enjoy, I have to enjoy my good protein shack
12:25 every so often.
12:26 I'm just gonna get some.
12:26 - He's over here, now, come on!
12:27 - No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
12:28 - I got him, don't worry.
12:29 He's not gonna get away from me.
12:31 Let me just lift this.
12:32 - I got my protein.
12:33 Whoa!
12:34 (groaning)
12:35 (screaming)
12:36 - Oh my goodness, you're so fast!
12:39 (laughing)
12:41 - I'm gonna go now.
12:42 I'm gonna get out of here.
12:43 (laughing)
12:46 - Get back here, bear!
12:48 - It's okay, Kawaii~Chan, let him run.
12:50 Let me just debuff real quick.
12:52 (gasping)
12:53 - Okay, all right, I'm good.
12:54 - At least I got my protein!
12:56 - All right, Kawaii~Chan, we can make this our gym.
12:59 We can make this our gym now.
13:01 All right, let's see.
13:01 - I know!
13:02 - Let me go ahead and change the color really quick.
13:06 I'm gonna punch it.
13:07 (gunshots)
13:10 I punched some blue right out of it!
13:11 Look at that!
13:12 - Wow!
13:13 - Oh my gosh, you're so cool, Antho!
13:15 (laughing)
13:16 All right, this is our gym now.
13:18 - Oh yeah, this looks way better!
13:20 - You can make a bakery in it.
13:20 Come on, let's go.
13:21 - Woo!
13:22 Yay!
13:23 - Oh yeah, fix that.
13:25 - All right, you get out of my gym now, please.
13:30 - What is that noise?
13:32 - Who's saying that?
13:33 - Oh, yes.
13:33 (gasping)
13:35 I was able to find my protein powder
13:38 and now I feel a little bit better.
13:40 So what is this?
13:42 Why you change my gym to such colors, please?
13:44 - What?
13:45 - What is this?
13:46 - I know, right?
13:48 - Hello, hello, also buff person.
13:51 - Hello, buff person.
13:53 - Yes, but you know, I didn't quite get my head super buff.
13:58 (laughing)
13:59 - Yay, my neck did not really go with the rest of my body.
14:02 - I did many lifts, many curls.
14:05 - I took my protein and now I feel much better.
14:08 - Oh, that is great.
14:09 You want to know how buff I am now?
14:12 - How buff are you right now?
14:13 - You put training dummy there and I--
14:15 (thudding)
14:16 (grunting)
14:17 - Oh, it is gone now.
14:18 This is very good.
14:18 - I am so proud of them.
14:20 They found their true buffness.
14:22 Guys, you've done it.
14:23 - Yeah.
14:24 - You've done it.
14:25 You've made so many gains.
14:27 Oh my gosh.
14:27 - Yes, now you are small weakling.
14:31 - You are small weakling and we will take our gym back,
14:33 please, 'cause this is also my house.
14:35 - Yes, my house.
14:36 - You guys are not very smart though.
14:37 - Yeah, no, this is my gym.
14:39 I want it fair and square from you guys.
14:41 So unless you want trouble--
14:43 - I think we are capable of trouble now at this point, yeah?
14:46 - Yes, you cannot be more buff than we are.
14:49 - I can't be more buff than you guys?
14:50 Okay, you know what?
14:51 - Yes.
14:52 - So how about this?
14:54 - Whoa, okay.
14:56 - Okay, that is a bit more buff.
14:59 - Yeah, I can whisk and now look at each other eye to eye.
15:03 Mostly.
15:04 - Yeah, but you know, I can also do something like this.
15:06 (yelling)
15:08 - Don't you dare.
15:09 (yelling)
15:11 - Don't destroy the gym we are fighting over.
15:14 That is not even a useful thing.
15:16 - No, I am not buff for a while.
15:18 (thudding)
15:19 (yelling)
15:20 - Watch your house all the way from over here.
15:21 - Eat the dumbbells.
15:23 - Watch your house, Piers, be gone.
15:25 - No, I do not want my house to be gone.
15:27 I thought we were fighting over a saturated be gone.
15:30 I will at least--
15:31 (yelling)
15:33 All we wanted was to be buff.
15:35 All right.
15:36 - Uh-oh.
15:37 - Hold on.
15:38 - Oh, look at him.
15:39 He's fighting a tree.
15:40 - I'm too big, I cannot fit through.
15:43 There we go.
15:44 Why would you destroy the gym?
15:47 (bell ringing)
15:47 - Wait, is there any pressure in here?
15:49 I heard the giant ruckus going on out here
15:51 and I had to run out and tell you,
15:53 I finally figured it out.
15:55 - You figured it out?
15:56 - Figured out what, little lad?
15:57 - I figured out the, wow, I did not even take a minute
16:00 to look at what was going on here.
16:02 But anywho, I figured out the perfect potion
16:06 to make me super buff.
16:08 It took me a long time to figure out the combination,
16:10 but I have the perfect amount
16:12 that will give me gratuitous amounts of energy.
16:15 I call it--
16:16 - Sounds quite dangerous.
16:17 - No, it's science, it's energy,
16:19 and it's so much power in there,
16:21 I call it power thirst.
16:24 - That does sound very quenching.
16:26 - Oh, just you wait.
16:28 - Show me your game.
16:30 - With this new concoction,
16:31 I'm gonna be the strongest one on this server.
16:33 And all of you are going to rue
16:35 the day you underestimated me.
16:36 Just watch.
16:38 - I do not even know the meaning of rue.
16:41 (screaming)
16:43 - He got real big.
16:46 - He has many gains.
16:48 - That's perfect.
16:48 - So many gains.
16:50 - Oh my god.
16:51 - And without the monstrous proportions
16:52 that I have received as a result of my gains.
16:54 - As long as he doesn't destroy anything,
16:56 we should be fine.
16:57 - What, destroy everything?
16:58 No, that actually sounds perfect.
16:59 - Oh my god.
17:00 - Let me just go around and destroy everything
17:02 up on this server.
17:03 (laughing)
17:04 - We must contain the swallowness.
17:06 - He is going to destroy this server.
17:09 - We must not give him more than what I want.
17:10 - We have the buff one.
17:11 - This much.
17:12 - Oh no, he's gonna destroy my house.
17:14 (screaming)
17:15 I'm gonna punch him.
17:16 - I'm gonna punch my buff shoulders.
17:17 I cannot move.
17:18 (screaming)
17:20 - Hey, hey, hey.
17:21 - You think you can just push me around like that?
17:26 I don't even feel those punches.
17:28 - I shall assist with buffness.
17:30 (screaming)
17:31 - Hey, hey, hey, enough.
17:33 I keep picking up.
17:34 Ow, what?
17:36 Did you just do that?
17:37 - Yeah, I'm doing it.
17:38 - Yeah, she's very strong.
17:38 - Ow.
17:39 - She's very buff.
17:41 - Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
17:42 Stop it, stop.
17:43 (screaming)
17:44 (laughing)
17:46 - That is a strong place.
17:48 - That is quite the flex.
17:50 - That is right.
17:51 - I think we can finally set aside our buff differences.
17:54 - I think she has proven her worth.
17:56 - Yes.
17:57 - And get more buff together.
17:58 - Yes.
17:59 (screaming)
18:00 - We'll get to fight the right way.
18:00 - We'll get to fight the right way.
18:01 - We'll get to win.
18:02 (screaming)
18:03 - Oh no.
18:04 - Oh no.
18:05 - What?
18:05 (laughing)
18:07 - What happened to you?
18:10 - Oh, I just happened to take another gulp
18:12 of my delicious power thirst.
18:14 - Oh no.
18:15 (laughing)
18:16 - Oh man, Zane, why are you doing this?
18:18 - What?
18:19 What are you talking about?
18:21 I'm doing this for you.
18:22 Now I'm stronger than anybody here.
18:24 - But Zane, this isn't what I wanted.
18:27 - Yeah, Zane, true gains.
18:29 Zane, your gains come from your heart,
18:33 not from your muscles.
18:34 It's your heart.
18:35 - My heart?
18:35 - Yeah.
18:36 - What's she talking about?
18:37 - Oh, oh wait.
18:38 - I do not know if he's heart.
18:39 - That's what was supposed to be beating in my chest.
18:40 Oh, my heart.
18:41 (groaning)
18:43 - Oh no, Zane.
18:44 - Turns out experimental tricks are bad for your health.
18:48 - All right, somebody call.
18:49 - Someone.
18:49 - Don't worry, Zane.
18:50 I'm gonna call.
18:51 I'm gonna call.
18:52 Oh no, I'm too strong.
18:53 I broke my phone.
18:54 Somebody call.
18:55 - You broke your phone?
18:56 - Call someone.
18:56 - It's okay.
18:57 I'll use my phone.
18:58 I'll use my phone.
18:59 - No, you broke my phone.
19:00 - Wait, no.
19:01 I'm too buff for my phone.
19:02 I broke it.
19:03 - I broke my phone as well.
19:04 We are bad.
19:04 (screaming)
19:05 - Wait a minute.
19:06 Wait, there's a phone here.
19:07 - Guys.
19:08 - Guys, I found a phone,
19:09 but I don't have any change.
19:10 - Is this a phone?
19:11 - It is a phone, but you need quarters to run it.
19:13 I don't have any quarters.
19:14 - A debit card?
19:15 I don't have a debit card.
19:16 - I want a quarter.
19:17 - I do not understand.
19:19 Maybe we can call collect.
19:20 - Guys, I think we're losing him.
19:21 - I'm trying to pay for the phone,
19:23 but I don't have a debit card.
19:25 (screaming)
19:27 - No, come on.
19:28 - Zane's gonna die.
19:31 - Watch him.
19:33 He's hard.
19:34 (laughing)
19:36 (screaming)
19:39 (screaming)
19:41 - Big scary monster is now gone,
19:45 so I feel like we're okay.
19:47 (crying)
19:49 - My heart's breaking.
19:50 I didn't want Zane to go out like that.
19:54 - It's okay.
19:55 We'll get you some gains.
19:55 Come on, we got this.
19:57 - Yes, yes, quiet,
19:58 and nothing heals a broken heart like gains.
20:01 - It is how I feel the empty void in my life every day.
20:04 - All I wanna do is eat my feelings away
20:07 'cause I feel so bad.
20:08 - No, that is not the way.
20:10 - You can do that, don't be--
20:12 (screaming)
20:14 - Come on, why?
20:15 Why?
20:16 - More gains.
20:17 Please, more gains.
20:19 - You know what?
20:20 I do feel a little bit better now.
20:22 Thanks, guys.
20:23 - Wait, that took like two minutes.
20:24 You gotta be that fast.
20:25 - Of course, good exercise, guys.
20:26 (screaming)