Playing Minecraft as a HELPFUL Pizza Kitten!
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00:00 I guess no one else is coming.
00:04 *crying*
00:09 Oh wait, is that someone at the door?
00:11 *doorbell*
00:13 Who's that?
00:15 Woah! A pizza kitten!
00:17 Oh no way!
00:19 Oh this is the best day ever!
00:22 Meow!
00:24 Almost done and finished!
00:27 I hope this is going to be awesome!
00:30 Aphmau! Aphmau!
00:32 Hey Noi, what's up?
00:33 Hey, I got a really cool surprise I want to show you!
00:35 Follow me!
00:36 Surprise? Okay, yeah!
00:37 Ooh, I love surprises!
00:39 Uh, come in I hope!
00:41 I'm at the right spot!
00:42 There you are!
00:43 Right this way!
00:44 Ooh!
00:45 Tada!
00:47 Woah! This is amazing!
00:50 Check out my new pizza mod I just put on the server!
00:52 That's so cool!
00:53 I got every flavor you could ever want!
00:55 This is so cool! There's sausage, pepperoni...
00:58 Is that pineapple? Okay, okay, I'll embrace it!
01:00 Uh-huh! Yep, something for everyone!
01:02 I want to get a little taste of this one.
01:04 Woah! What happened?
01:06 What the? What was that all about?
01:08 Oh, did I get pranked?
01:09 Wait, is Noi okay?
01:10 Noi? Hey!
01:12 I hope you learned your lesson, Noi.
01:14 These toppings are unacceptable!
01:16 I can't believe you put pineapple on pizza!
01:19 Yeah, for once I can't believe we actually agree about something, thanks.
01:22 What?
01:23 Okay, topping? I just wanted to have something so everyone could enjoy whatever they wanted.
01:27 What?
01:28 Well, you're wrong, so just stop it!
01:30 Wow, I can't believe those jerks!
01:32 Noi, hey, don't listen to them. Pineapple on pizza's fine.
01:35 Oh, my party is ruined.
01:37 I just wanted to do something nice to my friends!
01:40 Oh, I don't even want pizza anymore.
01:43 Noi, we can still have a pizza party with all the pineapple that we want.
01:47 And look, I got string lights, and we can help fix this.
01:50 That's okay, Aphmau. I just need some time.
01:53 I'm just gonna go have cheesy dreams about cheese on pizza.
01:56 Why?!
02:01 Poor Noi. All he wanted to do was celebrate with his friends.
02:07 Can't believe this. They don't like pineapple on pizza, they just keep their opinions to themselves.
02:12 You know what? He's not gonna trust anyone else.
02:14 Maybe he might trust something adorable.
02:17 Yes!
02:18 Perfect!
02:19 Oh, I'm a little chonker of a kitty cat. Look at chonky.
02:25 This chonker's gonna go help now.
02:28 Alright, let's get over there.
02:30 Hopefully he's still alright.
02:33 When the sky hits you like pizza pie, that's a pizza.
02:38 Hey there, little kitty.
02:44 You're so cute with those little pizza toppings.
02:47 I'm sorry though. I'd invite you to my pizza party, but it's not happening anymore.
02:53 You should just go back home.
02:55 What? No! I'm gonna cheer you up!
02:58 Meow!
02:59 That is cute of you!
03:02 You're just the cutest little pizza cat.
03:05 Meow meow meow!
03:09 Meow!
03:11 Whoa!
03:13 Meow meow!
03:14 Little kitty, this is amazing!
03:17 Oh man, I gotta see what the outside looks like.
03:20 Yep, now you got your own pizzeria.
03:23 Whoa! My house is a pizzaplex!
03:28 Or a pizza palace, or I don't know, I'm working on the name.
03:31 Thank you so much, little kitty!
03:33 As long as you like it.
03:34 It's the perfect place to make delicious pizzas.
03:37 I can restart and bring peace, love, and pizza to everyone on the server!
03:41 Yeah!
03:42 Meow!
03:44 Oh yeah, these will be perfect for delivery.
03:47 Let's see, now I got this and...
03:51 Let's see, something for Zane.
03:53 Oh, I know! He likes things with redstone.
03:56 So let me just take a little bit of redstone and...
03:59 He's gonna love this!
04:01 What's he doing?
04:03 There we go! Ta-da! Redstone pizza!
04:06 Let's go!
04:08 Meow!
04:09 Zane! Yo, there you are!
04:11 What is it now?
04:13 I made something special for you.
04:14 One fresh redstone pizza. Bone apple tea!
04:18 Ugly!
04:19 Let's see...
04:21 Whoa!
04:22 That's a spicy meatball.
04:24 You think this is funny, do you?
04:26 You won't be laughing when I word the whole server of your pizza!
04:29 Uh...
04:30 I didn't laugh at all.
04:32 I think he's a little dramatic.
04:35 Time for another delivery!
04:37 Maybe we should be careful.
04:38 I don't get it! What's wrong with being more open-minded about toppings?
04:42 It's just pizza!
04:44 What? Just pizza? No! Pizza is sacred!
04:48 Meow!
04:49 Hey, Olive!
04:50 Oh my gosh, Noi! Who is this adorable kitty?
04:54 Aw, thanks. She's my new friend, my little pizza kitten.
04:57 We're gonna bring peace, love and pizza to the server!
05:00 Noi! You've already committed the sin of putting pineapple on pizza!
05:03 There is no hope here!
05:05 I don't see a problem with that. I mean, I don't need it, but people like it.
05:09 Yeah!
05:10 Thanks, Casey. Oh, by the way, I made you a pizza with some fresh sardines. Enjoy!
05:14 Oh, thank you! I love this!
05:16 What would Mario and Luigi think about this disgrace?
05:19 I'll save you from these terrible toppings, Casey!
05:21 Uh... Casey?
05:23 No! I don't want to be a pizza snob!
05:26 I gotta stop, I gotta stop, I gotta stop.
05:27 No, I want to be convention eaters pizza abomination!
05:30 What the heck? How do you stop?
05:32 Casey's safe.
05:34 That was so cool! Oh, man, you two are fast!
05:39 Come on, Casey, let's head to my house.
05:41 Alright!
05:43 I'll make you some fresh pizza.
05:44 Sorry, kid!
05:45 You guys aren't supposed to leave me here!
05:46 Enjoy the pineapple!
05:47 See ya, kid!
05:48 Bye, kid!
05:49 Ta-da! This is my pizza palace!
05:52 Hope it's not too cheesy for ya.
05:55 No, I love it! It's super fun!
05:58 Meow meow!
05:59 Thanks! Come check it out!
06:01 You know, Noi, since your house got this big upgrade,
06:04 maybe you should get one too!
06:06 That'd be awesome, but how do I get an upgrade?
06:10 Oh, I think I have an idea!
06:12 Meow meow!
06:13 Meow meow!
06:14 Whoa, that's so cool!
06:15 Meow meow!
06:16 That's so cute!
06:18 Thank you, Pizza Cat!
06:20 Oh, man. Now, let's get to making some pizza.
06:24 Noi! Noi!
06:27 Give me back Casey!
06:29 Don't corrupt her with your evil pineapple pizza ways!
06:32 Hey, Zane! Ready for the pizza party now?
06:34 What? A pizza party? Of course!
06:37 No, I want Casey back!
06:39 Meow meow!
06:40 Um, okay!
06:41 Yeah, what?
06:42 Hi!
06:43 You two have matching outfits?
06:45 Oh, yeah! Isn't it cute?
06:47 Aren't they cool?
06:48 We look like we could be a couple!
06:50 Couple? Couple? I heard you.
06:53 Uh-oh!
06:54 Life is flashing before my eyes!
06:58 Despair fills my eyes!
07:00 There, there, buddy!
07:01 Zane, you're being so dramatic!
07:04 Yeah, a little bit.
07:06 You know what?
07:08 I think...
07:10 Oh, he thought. He had to think. Oh, no.
07:12 Pizza slicing! Pizza slicing!
07:13 Whoa!
07:14 Uh, whoa!
07:15 Hey!
07:16 Let's stop! Let's stop!
07:17 What are we doing?
07:18 Hey!
07:19 We can slice up some pizza later!
07:20 Wait, Zane, what are you doing?
07:21 Let me think. Let me think.
07:22 Distraction. Distraction.
07:23 No!
07:24 No!
07:25 Pizza zombie!
07:26 Attack!
07:27 No, it ruins pizza!
07:28 Zombies?
07:29 What are these abominations?
07:31 Oh, I like the way you think, Noah!
07:33 Oh, that is tasty.
07:34 Another!
07:36 I guess you can eat them, too.
07:38 Yeah, that's a thing.
07:39 Yeah!
07:40 Kind of looks pepperoni!
07:41 What are these monstrosities?
07:43 Get them out of here!
07:44 Let me see.
07:45 Is that all you got?
07:46 Attack!
07:47 No!
07:48 Wait, stop.
07:49 Get up, pizza!
07:50 Pepperoni?
07:51 I'm also enjoying this.
07:53 Pepperoni pizza!
07:54 I'm not going to eat you!
07:55 I'm not rid of you!
07:57 You'll pay for this, Noah!
07:59 What did I do?
08:01 Oh, Noah looks a little down.
08:03 It's okay.
08:05 I'm sorry, guys.
08:07 It's like I just can't get the toppings right.
08:09 I'm just a little disheartened right now.
08:11 I'm just going to go get some more ingredients.
08:13 I'll be back in a sec.
08:14 Oh, poor Noah.
08:16 I wonder if there's a way to cheer Noah up.
08:19 Wait, that's it!
08:21 Meow!
08:22 Meow meow!
08:23 I think the problem is that he thinks we're not enjoying his pizza, so we have to make some of our own.
08:28 Here we go!
08:29 Pizza?
08:30 Oh, um...
08:32 I don't know what you're saying, but I think pizza is the perfect way to cheer him up!
08:37 Meow meow!
08:38 Okay, let's...
08:39 Let me try this.
08:41 Huh?
08:42 Pizza chicken?
08:43 That's kind of weird.
08:44 Meow meow!
08:45 Let's see...
08:46 Maybe not the most healthiest...
08:50 But, I don't know.
08:52 Oh, let's try making something sweet!
08:54 Oh, that's a little bit weird.
08:57 It could be like a cookie pizza.
08:59 Oh, um...
09:00 Meow meow?
09:01 I don't know.
09:03 I guess I should try it?
09:04 Is that what you're saying?
09:05 Meow meow!
09:06 Maybe not that one.
09:07 That one took some of my health.
09:09 I think you're onto something with this one.
09:11 It's super sweet!
09:12 Let's do this one together!
09:13 Hopefully he likes them.
09:15 Maybe some classic pepper...
09:16 Huh?
09:17 Oh, hey, Noah!
09:19 What are all these?
09:21 Meow meow?
09:22 Um...
09:23 Noah!
09:24 We were just trying to...
09:25 Make the best pizza lunch ever!
09:28 Oh, you two got so creative with the toppings!
09:31 I mean, a lot of chicken over there!
09:32 Yeah!
09:33 Genius!
09:34 Berries and cake and...
09:35 Uh, hold on.
09:36 Let me just try this.
09:37 Uh...
09:38 Does he like it?
09:39 How is it?
09:41 Well, it's...
09:42 Something...
09:43 It's...
09:44 It's not my flavor, but...
09:46 You know what?
09:47 There's someone who's gonna like it.
09:48 Huh?
09:49 Huh?
09:51 Oh, no, Nestle, don't try this one!
09:53 This one's bad!
09:54 This one's bad!
09:55 Okay, maybe later.
09:56 And now no party poopers can ruin our pizza mod!
10:00 Yeah!
10:02 That's the only one I'm talking about!
10:03 We did it!
10:04 He's loving pizza!
10:06 Alright, now to make this the best pizza party ever!
10:09 What do we need?
10:10 Pizza!
10:11 Meow meow?
10:12 Oh, oh, oh!
10:13 We need some cute decorations!
10:15 Oh, brilliant!
10:16 Hey, Casey, can you please make up the decorations?
10:18 You know, some string lights, tables, the works!
10:21 Kitty and I will work on the pizza, 'cause we're gonna need a lot of pizza!
10:24 Meow meow?
10:25 Me too!
10:26 Oh, I'm so excited!
10:27 I have some stuff that we can use at my house!
10:29 Awesome!
10:31 Alright then, little kitty!
10:32 Now, we should be able to get some wheat and tomatoes from the community garden!
10:35 I bet you can also make the pizzas, but you know, part of the fun of it is making the pizza yourself.
10:39 Meow meow!
10:40 Oh, look at those tomatoes, they look awesome!
10:42 Harvest time!
10:45 Meow!
10:47 What do you think you're doing?
10:49 I will not let this garden be used for your dumb pizzas!
10:52 Oh boy, what is it?
10:54 Come on, I just want to make some pizza for everyone!
10:57 Meow!
10:58 No, no, no!
10:59 I will not stand by while you use these ingredients for your nefarious purposes!
11:04 I don't stand for anything.
11:06 Come forth!
11:07 Wait, what?
11:08 Creeper, what?
11:09 Oh, no!
11:10 Oh, man!
11:11 Get him!
11:12 Hey, kitty, help!
11:13 I didn't bring any weapons!
11:14 Meow!
11:15 Help!
11:16 Wait, I think I have an idea!
11:17 Meow!
11:18 Is that a breadstick?
11:20 Brilliant!
11:21 Alright, okay, creepers!
11:23 Death by breadstick!
11:25 Meow!
11:26 Death by what?
11:27 Oh, I see!
11:29 You're really going to let the farm get destroyed for your dumb little pizzas?
11:32 Okay, actually, they keep coming.
11:34 Maybe we should get away from the entire garden.
11:36 Meow meow!
11:37 Okay, I got wheat, I got tomatoes!
11:40 See you soon!
11:41 Everything looks so nice!
11:42 I haven't got enough ingredients for everything.
11:44 And, KC, you are a decorating wizard!
11:47 Wow!
11:48 I try!
11:49 Now, we're going to make the largest and best Minecraft pizza in the world.
11:54 We need to make sure it's tasty!
11:55 Meow!
11:56 Ooh, ooh!
11:57 Um, since I like fish, maybe this will be good on pizza!
12:01 Oh, not proper fish!
12:02 You have to prepare that a certain way or it's going to hurt you!
12:05 Well, let's also give something a little zazz!
12:07 Ta-da!
12:08 Gold nugget pizza!
12:10 That doesn't make a lot of sense!
12:11 That's so cool!
12:12 But I think someone will like it!
12:13 I think I have a better idea!
12:15 Meow meow!
12:16 Meow!
12:17 Meow meow?
12:18 Meow meow!
12:19 Meow meow meow!
12:20 Oh, what a smart kitty!
12:23 Meow!
12:24 Alright, now time for the taste test!
12:26 And grab one of that, and that, and that!
12:30 Alright, everyone, order up!
12:32 That, whoop!
12:33 Oh, I think the proper fish wasn't the...
12:36 Yeah, maybe that wasn't the best one.
12:37 Yeah...
12:38 Let's try this one.
12:39 How about the gold nugget pizza?
12:40 And...
12:41 Oh.
12:42 Oh!
12:43 Well, um...
12:44 Third time's a charm, sir!
12:45 Your mushroom pizza!
12:46 That one can't go wrong, right?
12:48 Uh...
12:49 Oh.
12:50 Oh, it...
12:51 I mean, it was something...
12:52 Uh...
12:53 Hmm...
12:54 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:57 I just realized, guys, I've been trying so hard to make all these different pizzas,
13:03 there's no way to make a perfect pizza because everyone's got their favorites!
13:07 Yeah, that's true!
13:08 Yeah!
13:09 So I know what we need to do now.
13:11 We need to make an even bigger pizza to put every topping on it!
13:16 Or, or, wait!
13:17 We can make a bunch of pizzas so everybody can find the one they like!
13:21 Yeah, that too!
13:23 And...
13:24 Whoa!
13:25 Whoa, that's a big pizza, that's huge!
13:28 Oh, this is gonna be so good!
13:30 It's beautiful!
13:32 Meow!
13:34 Well, let's get started, it's party time!
13:38 Everything's in place, about time to get the music started...
13:40 Meow, ready!
13:42 KC!
13:43 Meow me the judge of this pizza party!
13:45 Oh no!
13:46 Hey guys, finally ready for that pizza party?
13:48 Got plenty of food for you!
13:50 No, no, no, not a chance!
13:52 We're here to shut you down!
13:54 That's right, sir, with this big pizza right here, someone needs to make it more presentable, so...
13:59 Wait, Kim, what are you...
14:00 What?
14:01 Wait, Kim, what is that?
14:06 It's just ranch!
14:08 It's ranch dressing, the perfect condiment!
14:11 Kim, if you wanted ranch with your pizza, you just needed to ask!
14:17 I could've made it with some!
14:18 Nope, a delicious ranch can never be exposed to anything impure!
14:22 Kim, I thought we...
14:25 Kim!
14:27 No, no, no, no!
14:29 Why are you looking at me like that?
14:31 Kim, I thought you were like me, a pizza purist!
14:34 I thought we actually agreed on something!
14:36 We agreed that pineapple doesn't go on pizza, but ranch definitely does!
14:40 Ooh, they're gonna fight!
14:43 Nope, can't do this!
14:44 Wait, we can take it in the...
14:45 Zane!
14:46 Zane, stop that! We can all have our own pizza slices!
14:52 No, the only good thing to put on pizza is cheese or pepperoni!
14:58 Zane, all I wanted to do was have a pizza party together!
15:04 And here you ruin it!
15:06 Attacking Kim, making a fuss of everything!
15:09 All I want to do is just have pizza with my friends!
15:11 Don't you ever defeat me!
15:14 For I am a purist! I have the true vision of...
15:16 Okay, can someone deal with this cat?
15:18 Get over yourself, Zane! It's pizza!
15:21 Pizza, peace, and love!
15:23 I swear!
15:25 Pizza, peace, and love! More like pizza, ptui, and bleh!
15:30 'Cause you put all of these unnatural pizzas together!
15:34 Guys, stop this. We gotta get along.
15:37 I can't believe you.
15:38 Meow, meow, meow, meow! Meow, meow, meow! Get along!
15:40 Also, why is this cat meowing so much? I never even liked it in the first place!
15:43 Ha! Oh!
15:45 Don't you talk bad about Pizza Cat!
15:48 That does it! You shall all know pain!
15:52 Ha!
15:54 Oh, oh, wait, hang on, hang on.
15:56 Let me just get a couple settings here and, uh, let's see.
16:00 There we go. There it is!
16:02 Oh no! Um, Noi, what do we do?
16:05 And now!
16:06 I don't know! I haven't dealt with a giant zombie before!
16:09 I guess I'll go take care of it!
16:11 Oh no! KC! Wait! No!
16:13 KC! No!
16:17 Well, sacrifices must be made.
16:19 What? Now, giant zombie!
16:21 Eat all the pizza on the server so we can return to a time of peace!
16:26 Kitty, I don't know what to do!
16:28 Son of a piece, if you stop being so overdramatic!
16:30 Meow, meow, meow, meow!
16:31 Again, with this meowing, I just don't understand.
16:33 Stupid zane!
16:35 That's right, Kitty! Throw the cheese!
16:37 I need to get higher somehow so I can defeat him.
16:40 Um, wait, what's the cheese supposed to do? Kitty?
16:43 Oh, oh, perfect!
16:45 What do you have over here?
16:46 No, zombie, that's not pizza, that's just Noi's house.
16:49 My house! It's ruining the server!
16:51 Meow, meow, meow, meow! Meow, don't worry, Noi! Meow!
16:53 Okay, I don't know what your meows mean, but sure.
16:55 Would you two just stop? I mean, it's eating Noi's house and maybe it'll destroy the server and, okay, maybe I went a little too far.
17:02 I know what I need to do.
17:04 Noi, I'm sorry. It was nice to know you. As a pizza cat, but...
17:08 Meow!
17:10 Pizza cat!
17:12 Oh, I'm back! I'm getting back to Noi before he gets too emotional and crazy over the pizza cat going kablooey.
17:18 I'm coming, Noi!
17:20 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
17:22 Um, I'm so sorry, Noi. I hope everything's okay.
17:25 Um...
17:27 See, almost there, Ant.
17:29 One more should do it, Ant!
17:31 Huh? Noi?
17:35 I heard the commotion. What's going on?
17:37 Hey, Aphmau. You didn't miss much.
17:40 Just the best pizza kitten ever.
17:46 Oh, such a good little kitty. I'll never forget you, little one.
17:51 Aw. I'm sure she wants to continue the pizza party in her memory. So, how about we make some?
17:57 That sounds nice. Want some pizza while we cook?
18:00 Of course! I'd love to!
18:02 Wait, Zane, what are you doing?
18:05 Zane? What do you have in your mouth?
18:09 Zane! Are you... Are you eating his house?
18:14 Hey, my hunger bar was low, and, you know, I mean, it does look kind of like pizza, even though it's got mushrooms and stuff.
18:21 Oh, you're so insensitive.
18:23 No pizza for you, sir.
18:25 Shoot, shoot. You made the kitty go kablooey. So, no!
18:28 Let me just finish this.
18:29 Stop it! Stop it!
18:31 Hey, Aphmau. Do you think Zane would like pufferfish pizza?
18:34 How about we make a potato pizza instead? I think that would be better.
18:38 Ooh, I dig it. Yeah!
18:40 Come on, let's go, Noi.