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00:00 [Music]
00:26 And Harvey's still in a grump about losing his darts match last night.
00:31 Martin's rant unsettled him apparently.
00:34 Why the face? Theo said he'd be here, so he'll be here.
00:42 What, would you come back if someone called you a paedophile at a dinner table?
00:45 Mum, what time is my lesson today? I really don't understand a word of this.
00:48 Well, I don't know if you can have one today, darling. I haven't heard from Theo.
00:52 What, so Dad's scared away the only decent teacher I've ever had?
00:55 How else am I going to catch up? Are you alright? You look a bit peaky, didn't she?
00:59 Yeah, I'm fine. I guess I'll just go back to bed then.
01:01 I'll go through it with you if you want.
01:03 What do you know about Shakespeare?
01:06 Quite a bit as it happens.
01:08 Theo!
01:09 Is it safe to enter? I brought brain food and pastries.
01:13 You'll let him in, Stacey.
01:15 I thought you'd given us the elbow after Martin's outburst.
01:21 Oh, he was well out of order.
01:22 He was just being a protective father. No harm done, really.
01:26 I'm not needed in school today, so I'm at your disposal.
01:29 So you can keep tutoring me?
01:31 If that's OK with Mum.
01:32 Yeah, of course.
01:34 Thank you.
01:36 No harm done, see? I told you there was nothing to worry about.
01:42 Well, there is if I can't get Martin on board.
01:46 DOG BARKS
01:48 That was some night.
02:01 I'm glad I saved you from that random then.
02:05 I thought you were saving her from me.
02:08 Mmm.
02:10 You're not worried someone will see?
02:18 They're all at work. I don't know how the amount they put away.
02:21 That means we've got the place to ourselves.
02:24 A bit of breakfast in bed.
02:26 Mm-hm.
02:27 Get your strength up for round three.
02:30 I can't.
02:32 I need to sort a delivery at the restaurant.
02:35 Always on the go, eh?
02:37 And the boss, remember? Yeah.
02:39 Look, last night was... A one-off.
02:45 Yes, I know.
02:47 I was going to say incredible.
02:49 You're incredible.
02:53 Not too bad yourself.
02:56 Not too bad?
02:58 Not too bad.
03:00 Right, I'd better run.
03:05 OK. I'll call you, yeah?
03:07 Don't think about me too much. Nah.
03:11 You two brushed your teeth? Yes.
03:19 And where's your bookbags?
03:21 Mummy usually packs them for us.
03:23 When's she back from her trip? Soon.
03:25 And, um, she'll tell us all about it.
03:28 Do you want to take the micro upstairs and get your bookbags for me?
03:33 Thank you.
03:35 You'd better pour some water on them till we come up.
03:38 He's right, you'll have to go and meet Amy.
03:40 Hello. Hey.
03:43 All right? Oh, here he is, the birthday boy.
03:46 Welcome to 50 Club.
03:48 Oi, old-timer. Oi, he ain't there yet.
03:50 Feels like it, though.
03:52 Hey, it's good to see the both of you smiling again.
03:55 Yeah, well, that's all thanks to you.
03:57 Hey, I've got a tip here for the 3.30.
04:00 Guaranteed runaway.
04:01 Cheers, but all I really want is Kim back, you know.
04:04 Telling me off for leaving the toilet seat up.
04:06 Well, we can't do anything about that.
04:09 But we've got you the next best thing.
04:12 Your visiting request's been approved.
04:14 I haven't made a visiting request.
04:16 Oh, yeah, you have. We did it for you.
04:18 You going to see Kim today?
04:20 Hey!
04:23 Thanks.
04:28 Here. We have to go to the Vic later.
04:31 Thought you should have laid your dread in yesterday.
04:33 Well, I sort of reigned on her bride club parade.
04:36 I'll give you a sneak preview of the dress I ordered.
04:39 Ain't supposed to be bad luck on a big date.
04:42 I thought we were a bit old for superstition, didn't you?
04:44 Well, I was wearing too old for the night itself.
04:47 Come and get your fresh fruit and bits.
04:49 Delicious, affordable, sustainably sourced.
04:52 I'm over.
04:53 Keep your voice down, Martin, mate.
04:56 My head...
04:58 Yes, I am. Yeah. Yes.
05:00 I nearly bombed on a customer.
05:02 Oh!
05:03 You got any paracetamol?
05:05 No, thanks.
05:06 Where did you go last night?
05:09 You just disappeared.
05:11 Did you and Ravi?
05:14 We may have had some alone time.
05:18 Oh! But I thought you were done.
05:20 Definitely not done.
05:22 So, what, are you back on then?
05:24 Oh, I don't know.
05:26 I don't know. It was...
05:28 It's not like before.
05:30 You know, where we were playing games, who's chasing who.
05:33 It wasn't just sex.
05:36 It felt meaningful.
05:38 Real.
05:39 OK.
05:40 Please be careful.
05:42 It did feel different.
05:43 He is different.
05:45 We really opened up to each other.
05:48 I hope it is that way.
05:50 But...
05:52 If it's just casual sex with no commitment,
05:54 you ask me, Ravi is getting everything his own way.
05:58 See you later.
06:02 You got a minute?
06:06 Why? So you can hang me out to dry again?
06:09 You charged into our house and called our daughter's tutor a paedophile
06:12 in front of her whole family.
06:14 You were out of order, Martin, and then Lily's words, not mine.
06:17 She nearly lost the best teacher she's ever had, couldn't you?
06:20 You have to admit, the way he lost his old job is a bit weird.
06:23 Yeah, if that receptionist is even telling the truth.
06:26 You never see her face when I mention his name.
06:29 And then there's all the trainers and...
06:31 In fact, he's tutoring her for three states.
06:33 If that ain't enough red flags, then I don't know what are.
06:35 We've been through all of this, all right?
06:38 He's making sure she doesn't fall behind on her coursework.
06:41 He's boosting her self-esteem because she wants to learn.
06:44 Because he wants something. And you were handing it to him on a plate.
06:47 So you're saying I'm an irresponsible mother, then?
06:50 I would never put Lily in harm's way.
06:52 I know. You're an amazing mum.
06:54 So give her some credit. We brought her up to stick up for herself.
06:58 She's still a child, Stace.
06:59 Since she's been out of school, she hasn't been out of our sight.
07:01 Don't you think I would know if my daughter is being groomed?
07:04 Like we knew she was having sex.
07:06 Open your eyes, Stace. Things ain't always what they seem.
07:15 Why does he call them star-crossed lovers?
07:17 Because their fate was opposed by the stars.
07:20 Two people who should be together but can't be.
07:23 That's so sad. Another tea?
07:26 Coffee, please.
07:28 What is it?
07:29 It's a tragedy, yes, but you could argue that they end up entwined together forever.
07:34 I think that's the ultimate love story.
07:36 Typical.
07:38 It's got Freddie's handiwork written all over it.
07:41 I can pop out, stretch my legs.
07:43 What's the role of Friar Lawrence and whether he is partly responsible for Romeo and Juliet's deaths?
07:48 I thought he just married them and gave them the sleeping potion.
07:50 No, you'll need it here.
07:52 Call me if you need anything, OK?
07:55 Will you make me a hot water bottle when you get back?
07:57 Do you need it now or can it wait? I'll be five minutes.
08:00 Yes, fine. No rush.
08:02 So, Friar Lawrence, an important question.
08:10 But first I need to pop upstairs.
08:13 Oh, there's too much information.
08:16 [Honk]
08:18 [Footsteps]
08:20 [Footsteps]
08:23 [Door opens]
08:25 [Footsteps]
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09:39 [Footsteps]
09:44 Thanks, Penny.
09:48 Ah, you left early. I've been trying to call you all morning.
09:51 My phone must have been on silent.
09:53 So, how did this Brides Club meeting go yesterday?
09:55 I left early. Not sure it's for me.
09:58 Cheers.
10:00 Looks like someone's sleeping on the sofa tonight.
10:03 Here, I'll bring you a coffee, honey.
10:05 Hey, looks like you've got some woman problems here.
10:07 Come and sit down and talk to Daddy.
10:09 One minute she ain't talking to me, the next she's biting her head off.
10:11 I can't do anything right, Mitch.
10:13 You all right, Ben?
10:14 Coffee and four doughnuts, please. I've got to keep my staff happy.
10:17 [Laughs]
10:18 Well, you ain't had a full life. You've, you know, forgotten a birthday.
10:21 Nah, it's nothing like that.
10:22 It's not about Albie. I know you'd do anything for that boy.
10:24 Exactly. It ain't about money. I pay my own way.
10:26 I mean, what more does she want?
10:28 You know, I'm not talking about woman, yeah?
10:30 They are a mystery.
10:31 No, there ain't no mystery. You've just got to pull your finger out.
10:34 Excuse me?
10:35 Sharon's thinking about this wedding every minute of the day, yeah?
10:38 So until she knows where it is and who's holding the service,
10:41 it's just a load of pie in the sky.
10:43 You want to make her happy, right, son?
10:44 I need to show her I'm serious about tying the knot.
10:47 You're a genius.
10:48 And you're due back at work.
10:49 Yeah, I know.
10:50 See you later, Mitch.
10:56 So, how was Birmingham?
10:58 You haven't really said much. Did he want to give you a hard time?
11:01 No, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that at all, man. It was fine.
11:04 We went out. We had fun.
11:07 But it's good to be back, you know?
11:10 Something on your mind?
11:14 Or someone?
11:16 Is it that obvious?
11:19 Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of romance and romance.
11:24 Romance and heartache, too.
11:27 Come on.
11:29 Tell me all about it over a proper drink, hmm?
11:33 Eat burgers on the go?
11:41 What happens to double maps?
11:43 Teachers will win it, so get an early lunch.
11:47 Would you, eh? Go on to school if you want.
11:49 Well, if you ain't studying, you can help with these.
11:53 Come on.
11:54 Finally able to walk in a straight line.
11:59 Great party. Thanks for having me.
12:02 Even though you weren't invited?
12:03 Yeah, well, Chelsea didn't seem to mind.
12:05 Oh. Did you two have a nice little catch-up, then?
12:08 We did a bit more than that.
12:11 Ah. It's so weird, cos she never said anything.
12:14 Really?
12:16 Maybe she wants to keep it on the down low.
12:18 Or maybe she's just, er, you know, got other options
12:22 and looking for someone that can give her what she really needs.
12:26 I don't blame her.
12:29 You and Chelsea ain't getting back together, then?
12:35 Not by the sounds of it.
12:38 Shame.
12:40 She was good for you.
12:42 (POLICE SIRENS WAIL)
12:44 You here to see Kimberley Fox?
13:04 What, and tell me? I'm finishing her make-up.
13:06 Yeah, she's not coming.
13:08 You are?
13:09 But the visiting request was approved.
13:12 Perhaps she changed her mind.
13:13 Why would she do that, then?
13:15 Has somebody hurt her?
13:16 All I know is it's cancelled, so I'm going to have to ask her to leave.
13:20 No. No way. I'm not going anywhere until I know she's all right.
13:23 I want to speak to whoever's in charge.
13:25 If anyone's laid a finger on her...
13:27 I won't ask you again. You either leave or we'll be forced to remove you.
13:31 Don't shake me.
13:38 Right, I've had a think.
13:40 Never ends well.
13:41 Do you want this or not?
13:42 At the end of the day, it's about Lily's education. Agreed?
13:45 Agreed.
13:46 Right. We can't afford a private tutor, so Theo has to stay.
13:50 So I was thinking, what if we set some ground rules?
13:53 Implement the system.
13:55 Implement the system?
13:56 See, Lily's not the only one who picks something up from the family conference.
13:59 But I thought we could set up a study schedule, so we know when to expect it.
14:03 Yeah, it's not a bad idea, actually.
14:08 But no more gifts, obviously.
14:10 Obviously. We'll take it in terms to chaperone her so that she's never on her own.
14:15 So Mum's doing this morning and I'll do this afternoon.
14:18 Yeah, all right. Yeah.
14:21 Hallelujah.
14:23 Good team, ain't we?
14:25 What?
14:26 Jean, what are you doing?
14:27 Supplies for teacher and pupil.
14:29 You've left them on their own?
14:30 Oh, Debbie kept me talking.
14:32 Right, just watch the stall!
14:33 I told you to call if there was a problem.
14:36 (indistinct chatter)
14:39 Lily!
14:48 Lily!
14:50 Martin, don't leave him!
14:51 Lil!
14:52 No, they've gone.
14:54 What do you mean they've gone?
14:55 Well, our stuff's there, but they ain't.
14:57 Well, let me just ring her.
14:58 Lil!
14:59 I haven't got my phone. I must have left it upstairs. Ring her off yours.
15:03 Lil, you here?
15:05 If you're hiding, it ain't funny!
15:07 It's just gone straight to voicemail, Stace.
15:09 Lil, it's your dad. Are you OK? Where are you?
15:12 Can you just call me back when you get this, please?
15:14 You got it?
15:16 Well, I can't see it.
15:18 What the hell was your mum thinking?
15:19 I found it!
15:21 Anything?
15:23 Yeah, a load of missed calls from Theo and a bunch of texts.
15:26 Saying what?
15:27 Stace?
15:29 I'm just going to call the police.
15:32 No, don't!
15:34 Are you in hospital?
15:35 How'd it go?
15:37 I didn't.
15:38 Kim had a panic attack.
15:40 Prison doctor wouldn't allow the visit. Said she needed to rest.
15:43 Sorry, mate.
15:45 Did they say why it happened?
15:47 It's obvious, isn't it?
15:48 It's my fault.
15:50 I don't see she was struggling, and now she's paying the price.
15:53 I let her down.
15:54 Ain't on you.
15:55 You know, everything with the crash.
15:58 Denzel getting injured.
15:59 You know, it's been hard for everyone.
16:02 Nothing like it is for Kim right now.
16:04 I can't bear the thought of her being in there, Jack.
16:07 She ain't a criminal, she's a good, kind woman that made an honest mistake.
16:12 And she's been beating herself up about it ever since.
16:15 Look, Kim's like her sister.
16:19 Strong.
16:20 The glue that holds everything together.
16:23 But they're fragile and all.
16:25 And they don't like to admit when they need help.
16:28 So that's why you've got to step up.
16:31 Be the support that she needs right now.
16:33 Not just for her.
16:35 You know, for the kids.
16:36 And when she comes out next week,
16:40 just take it one step at a time.
16:43 Be patient.
16:45 Talk to each other.
16:46 And you'll come out the other side even stronger.
16:49 Take it from someone who knows.
16:52 Lily?
16:57 What's happened?
16:58 Nil!
17:00 I'm sorry, darling.
17:01 I knew this was going to happen!
17:03 I told you, I knew!
17:04 Hey, what did I tell you?
17:05 Get out!
17:06 You are not getting away with this.
17:07 Getting away with what?
17:08 Get off of me, I've got to get arrested!
17:10 He's the one who's going to get arrested!
17:12 You've done nothing, you're just making it worse!
17:14 I tried calling.
17:15 Lily was in a lot of pain, so I thought it best to get her here as quickly as possible.
17:19 I literally thought I was going to give birth on the back seat.
17:22 Doctor said it was just Braxton Hicks.
17:24 Nil, I'm sorry, we should never have left you.
17:27 You should never have been on your own.
17:28 I wasn't, I was with Theo.
17:30 Thank you so much for looking after her.
17:32 And my baby.
17:33 Yeah, well, anyone would have done the same.
17:35 I'll give you some space.
17:38 Hey, birthday boy!
17:47 Listen, will you guys have a drink?
17:49 No, no, no, we'll have to do it some other time, because Dee'll have my guts for cars.
17:52 Here, what do you reckon?
17:56 That will show off my curves.
17:58 Yeah, you've seen the price of it.
17:59 Get a month in the Maldives for that.
18:01 Oh, is that where we're going for our honeymoon?
18:03 It's even out of Southend, I haven't made my mind up yet.
18:05 Oh, so you want to go on your own, do you?
18:07 There you go.
18:08 Cheers, for today.
18:10 It's alright.
18:12 What's it got about?
18:13 Just gave me a few pearls of Slater wisdom, that's all.
18:16 I can't stay long.
18:18 Zak's back on his shift soon and I need to get a bit of bed, so...
18:21 I know how much this wedding means to you, because it means just as much to me.
18:25 And I know we agreed to take things slow, but...
18:28 I don't want to wait any more.
18:30 I love you, Sharon.
18:36 And I want us to be husband and wife.
18:38 I always brought you a new one this time.
18:42 I might down you.
18:43 You know, I'd marry you tomorrow, if I could.
18:47 Registry office, square, gardens, it don't matter to me.
18:49 All I want is to take care of you and Albie, forever.
18:54 Come here, big softy.
18:55 There's no more waiting, I promise, alright?
18:59 We'll find a venue as soon as possible, we could talk colour schemes and mood boards.
19:03 I'll even come to the next Brides' Club meeting.
19:05 Alright?
19:06 Oh, it's beautiful.
19:09 Bravo, Sam. Bravo.
19:11 There's a soft place at the... the... the Mylent Road at Ravenloves.
19:15 I'll give you the number, if you like.
19:16 Yeah, well let me know if you need a number for a personal trainer to help you into your suit, yeah?
19:19 No, ignore him.
19:21 I feel with no romance if it hit between the eyes.
19:24 Thank you.
19:26 Must be something in the water.
19:30 The both of them.
19:32 You and your mystery man.
19:35 I don't think we'll be hearing wedding bells any time soon.
19:38 What happened? Not serious?
19:41 Early days. He's still seeing other people.
19:44 Well, let me tell you something.
19:47 Competing with another, that is a recipe for heartache.
19:52 You just take my advice, find yourself a nice boy.
19:57 I mean, there are too many rogues out there, man.
20:00 You take that... that Robbie fella,
20:02 cause a whole heap of trouble between your mother and Jack.
20:05 Man only out for himself.
20:08 Well, don't worry. I'm not into blokes like him anymore.
20:12 Now, that is my girl.
20:16 Now, that is the Chelsea Fox I know.
20:19 Smart, strong.
20:21 I mean, you deserve respect, man. Love.
20:25 So, find yourself somebody who has eyes only for you.
20:30 How's Lily?
20:32 Er, yeah, she's... she's doing good.
20:35 Thanks to you.
20:36 And you?
20:38 Well, I'm... I'm really grateful that you did what you did.
20:43 And... and Martin is too, deep down.
20:46 Why do I sense a...
20:48 Well, it's just with the trainers and the free lessons and...
20:54 I guess... I guess he's got a point.
20:56 I mean, you've gone above and beyond for Lily,
20:59 more than any other teacher would.
21:01 OK.
21:03 Maybe I have.
21:06 But it's not for Lily.
21:09 I mean, it is.
21:11 But ultimately...
21:15 it's for you.
21:17 For... for all of you, I mean.
21:21 The family.
21:22 I think you're amazing.
21:25 An amazing mum, I mean.
21:29 The way you've supported Lily through her pregnancy is an inspiration.
21:34 She's lucky to have you.
21:37 Can we talk?
21:39 In private.
21:42 In private.
21:43 Surprise!
21:50 What's all this about?
21:52 Well, it was Kim's idea. She wanted us all to be together.
21:55 Look, I know things have been difficult for you recently,
21:57 but you're not on your own.
21:59 And whether you like it or not...
22:02 it's a lot of family.
22:04 So you've got this rabble to back you up.
22:06 Er, who are you calling rabble?
22:08 You and Raymond, of course.
22:10 Right, OK, everyone dig in.
22:11 I've got a Mexican feast.
22:13 Tacos, fajitas, nachos.
22:15 I want to see some salad on them plates, especially you.
22:18 Thanks, everyone.
22:19 This really means a lot.
22:21 Family's everything to me and Ben's, and, you know, we're just...
22:25 we're really lucky to be a part of yours.
22:27 Well, we're very lucky to have you.
22:29 Yeah, yeah.
22:30 All right, come on.
22:33 Come on.
22:34 Come on, quick, before they eat it all.
22:35 Mmm.
22:36 Watch out for that. That one's really hot.
22:39 You're trying to protect Lily, but so am I.
22:41 Well, we'll just have to get her a new tutor.
22:45 Do you have any idea how expensive private tutors are?
22:48 Martin, she's 13.
22:50 She's pregnant and she's terrified.
22:52 Theo is about the only thing that is getting her through all this right now,
22:56 and you want to take that away from her?
22:57 But you said your piece, but she ain't in danger.
23:01 It's the opposite, in fact.
23:02 Anything could have happened to her and that baby.
23:04 So please, just let it go.
23:08 I'm heading off.
23:09 I'm glad Lily's OK.
23:11 Look, I shouldn't have got physical with you in there,
23:16 and I definitely shouldn't have called you up.
23:18 I was just...
23:20 I was just protecting Lily.
23:23 I'm glad I could help.
23:26 Yeah.
23:27 OK.
23:29 Wait for the doctor to give her the all-clear,
23:31 and then we'll book a taxi home, yeah?
23:33 This is turning into a very expensive day out.
23:36 Yeah.
23:37 Or I can give you a lift.
23:38 That'd be great, thanks.
23:42 Well, I can make it out on my own.
23:45 I'll just say bye to Lily, yeah?
23:47 All right.
23:48 What did you say to him?
23:52 I just told him to give you a chance to prove him wrong.
23:55 Don't make me regret it.
23:59 I got your text.
24:00 I gave you the wrong impression this morning.
24:06 You and I, we're...
24:08 we're not going to work.
24:10 You never know.
24:12 I might surprise him.
24:13 I'm sorry.
24:20 I'm sorry.
24:22 I'm sorry.
24:24 I'm sorry.
24:27 I'm sorry.
24:28 You were saying?
24:31 You were expecting company?
24:34 Yeah, I am, actually.
24:36 Beautiful woman in a white dress.
24:39 I closed up for you.
24:42 And since I couldn't stay for breakfast,
24:44 I thought I'd make up for it with dinner and champagne.
24:46 Oh, it's too late.
24:49 We're done.
24:51 Not just yet.
24:55 I'm sorry.
24:56 Are you going to do this for the next woman that you sleep with?
25:02 I've already found the one I want.
25:06 Who are you and what have you done with Ravi Gulati?
25:12 Divinder had a word with him.
25:14 He brings out the best in you.
25:17 He reckons you do, too.
25:19 I like you, Chelsea.
25:20 A lot.
25:22 Last night was special.
25:25 I think we could be really good together.
25:29 Situationships aren't enough for me anymore.
25:40 Jordan needs stability and so does Nugget.
25:44 I'm not going to let you down.
25:47 He needs stability and so does Nugget.
25:49 So what are you saying?
25:51 Do you want me?
25:55 You know I do.
25:58 Then no more dating apps, no more seeing other people.
26:01 From now on, you only have eyes for me.
26:06 That's the deal.
26:09 Take it, leave it.
26:11 [music]
26:13 So, Monarch.
26:29 [music]
26:31 Be in touch.
26:44 Alright.
26:57 Thanks for the lift.
26:58 Yeah, any time. No more scaring us like that, okay?
27:01 I'll try. Thank you.
27:03 I just wanted to say thank you for what you did for Leo today.
27:25 I didn't think many would do that, especially for the likes of us.
27:28 They're fools.
27:30 Coming here is the best part of my day.
27:32 Don't worry about Martin, alright?
27:34 He'll see that you are a good guy.
27:36 What?
27:40 You think I'm a good guy?
27:42 Alright, don't let it go to your head.
27:45 Fine, I'll quit while I'm winning.
27:48 Thank you.
27:50 Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without you.
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