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00:00 (crowd talking)
00:02 - Thank you.
00:03 Thank you so much for giving guys,
00:06 giving guys.
00:07 She's losing all that hair.
00:11 I guess she was gonna say a couple words
00:12 before we start.
00:14 Feel free to donate, like you said,
00:16 don't forget to cause,
00:18 and I'll let them take this.
00:20 - Just take a donation.
00:22 - I just wanna say thank you so much
00:24 to everyone that is here.
00:26 Like, there's so many people here watching me,
00:28 and just thank you so much.
00:30 We've raised over, like I wanna say,
00:34 probably 3,600, close to $4,000,
00:36 and I hope by the end of the night,
00:37 it'll be 5,000.
00:39 That was my goal, and it's for such a great cause.
00:43 For anyone that wants to know,
00:45 the majority of the money is actually going to Joe Brandt,
00:49 the Cancer Society, and the fundraising right
00:52 at Joe Brandt's Stangles' Home.
00:55 And there are tons and tons of prizes up here.
00:57 There's about $800 to $900 worth of prizes.
01:01 You may be able to donate a $600 makeup thing up here.
01:05 Any $10 donation that you make,
01:07 you get a ticket, or any $20 donation you get, too,
01:10 and pretty much it goes on from there
01:12 to a big $40 donation to get more tickets.
01:15 But I just wanna say thank you so much
01:18 for all the people in front of me
01:19 who literally don't even know what to say right now.
01:22 (audience cheers)
01:26 I'm pretty glad that we get to say hello
01:28 to Mark and Mike and everybody,
01:31 and Scott and everybody at Joan Alls
01:35 for letting me do this here,
01:37 because if I wasn't able to do it here,
01:39 there were obviously other places,
01:41 but this is where I wanted to do it,
01:43 and everybody's here, it's awesome.
01:46 We're proud of you, April!
01:48 (audience cheers)
01:53 (audience cheers)
01:56 - And now here we go.
01:57 (audience cheers)
02:08 - Don't turn it back now!
02:13 (audience cheers)
02:17 (audience cheers)
02:20 - I know it's not a nice face, but it's cute.
02:28 - She's my fan.
02:29 - You're cute!
02:30 - You're very nice.
02:32 (audience laughs)
02:35 - Oh yeah, she even cares.
02:39 (audience cheers)
02:42 - That's hot.
02:45 (audience cheers)
02:48 - April, April.
02:58 You look good!
03:02 - Yeah, no, you're amazing!
03:04 - I have no hair at the moment.
03:07 Anyone that wants to, has a hankering
03:10 for to shave my head right now,
03:13 I'm gonna auction off whoever wants to shave
03:15 like the first couple buzzes,
03:17 like whatever they want to donate,
03:19 they're obviously gonna get a coupon for it right now,
03:20 but if anyone wants to donate $10, $20, $30, $50
03:24 to shave my head, I want some hands up in the air,
03:28 and I want a $50 donation.
03:30 - You go ahead, then.
03:31 - $30, $30, $20!
03:32 - $40!
03:34 - $40, $50!
03:35 (audience cheers)
03:38 Who else wants to donate?
03:40 - $100!
03:42 - $100!
03:43 (audience cheers)
03:46 Who else is gonna donate more than $100 to shave it?
03:50 - $4.1!
03:53 - $4.1?
03:54 - $4.1!
03:55 - Are you ready?
03:56 (audience cheers)
03:58 Lovely gentleman.
03:59 - Let me go to the dentist, please!
04:00 (audience laughs)
04:02 - No, we'll worry about that later.
04:04 We're gonna shave your head.
04:06 (audience cheers)
04:09 (audience chatter)
04:12 (audience chatter)
04:15 (audience chatter)
04:17 (audience chatter)
04:20 - I don't know how long to practice it, but...
04:24 - I'll just get my hand in front of your face.
04:29 - Okay.
04:30 (audience chatter)
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04:39 (audience chatter)
04:42 (audience cheers)
05:03 (audience cheers)
05:06 - You know how to do it!
05:16 (audience cheers)
05:20 - You guys too.
05:24 (audience chatter)
05:26 (audience chatter)
05:29 (audience chatter)
05:32 (audience cheers)
06:00 (audience chatter)
06:03 - Oh, Gary.
06:14 (audience cheers)
06:17 - Way to go, honey!
06:19 - Thank you so much, thank you so much.
06:22 - Excellent.
06:27 (audience chatter)
06:30 - Take the attachment off.
06:34 (audience chatter)
06:37 - That's better.
06:44 - Oh, you missed a point, Gary, for sure.
06:47 (audience chatter)
06:50 (audience chatter)
06:53 - Give her a scone pie!
07:02 (audience chatter)
07:05 - Perfect.
07:11 Perfect.
07:13 - Anyone else, anyone else?
07:14 - I'll go, Jen.
07:15 - Okay, I'll...
07:16 - Go, John.
07:17 - Go, John, go on.
07:19 - You do your own.
07:21 (audience chatter)
07:23 - Excellent.
07:48 - Gary.
07:49 That's $200 tonight.
07:53 I put it in 40, I put it in 60, here's another 100.
07:56 - Thank you very much.
07:57 - Pull out your wallet.
07:58 - Yeah, good for you, buddy.
08:01 Good for you.
08:02 (audience applause)
08:04 Yeah, come on, let's see some more!
08:06 (laughs)
08:08 (laughs)
08:11 - It's your uncle, doesn't it?
08:17 - Whoa.
08:18 - I wanna see, I wanna see fuckin' Matt!
08:21 He'd be up here right now.
08:22 Matt, come on now.
08:24 (laughs)
08:26 - Go and shave that head.
08:32 - All right.
08:33 - Yeah, you did okay.
08:36 - Did I do all right?
08:37 - Yeah, Gary did well, too.
08:39 (audience chatter)
08:42 (laughs)
08:44 - Good, you still look good.
08:50 (audience chatter)
08:53 - Yeah, take that off.
09:06 - Yeah.
09:07 - Huh?
09:08 - Take it off.
09:09 - Yeah, take it off.
09:10 - Yeah, take it off.
09:12 - Why does it look like that?
09:13 - I'm shaving like that every time.
09:15 - Yeah.
09:15 - Yeah.
09:16 (laughs)
09:18 - Okay, so anybody else?
09:23 Anybody else that wants to shave this head for cancer,
09:26 that wants to donate money for a good cause?
09:30 Anybody else?
09:31 - Yeah, Mom.
09:33 - Jill's going.
09:35 - Where's my purse?
09:37 - I've got it.
09:39 (audience chatter)
09:42 - Jill's good at it.
09:46 - Jill has.
09:47 - Jill's good at it.
09:47 She did mine in April.
09:49 - Before she started to do it.
09:51 - She can't even turn it on, April.
09:54 - Jill, over here.
09:57 (audience chatter)
10:00 - Let me get paper towels.
10:05 - She's totally doing it random.
10:06 - Jill, watch your jaw.
10:08 - My mouth?
10:09 Oh, yeah.
10:10 - Okay.
10:11 - Oh, it's good.
10:12 I just feel like a doll.
10:14 (audience chatter)
10:17 - Oh, yeah.
10:20 - Yeah.
10:21 - We got some scouts now.
10:22 (audience cheers)
10:25 - Right from the forehead.
10:29 (audience chatter)
10:32 (audience cheers)
10:35 - Okay, give somebody else a chance.
10:52 (audience cheers)
10:55 (audience chatter)
10:58 (audience chatter)
11:01 (audience chatter)
11:04 - Hold on to that, Jill.
11:15 - Bye, April.
11:16 - Put your wrist through the strap.
11:19 - Okay, I'll see you later.
11:20 - Bye.
11:21 - Great.
11:22 - Yeah.
11:23 - Bye.
11:24 - Bye.
11:24 - Bye, Jill.
11:25 - Bye.
11:26 - Way to go.
11:27 - Bye, guys.
11:28 - Yeah.
11:29 (audience chatter)
11:31 - You look great, April.
11:32 (laughs)
11:34 - Hi, Jill.
11:37 - Hi, Jill.
11:37 - Hi, Jill.
11:38 - Happy birthday.
11:39 - Thank you.
11:40 - We said, "Hi, grandpa."
11:42 (audience cheers)
11:44 - Bye, happy birthday.
11:46 - Bye, Josh.
11:47 (audience chatter)
12:00 (audience chatter)
12:03 - Oh, yeah.
12:09 (audience cheers)
12:12 (audience cheers)
12:26 (audience chatter)
12:28 - I hit Scout first.
12:39 (laughs)
12:41 - What's your day time job?
12:47 - I want you to look at a paper and eyebrow.
12:48 (laughs)
12:50 - I already had people ask that and said, "No, don't."
12:55 - No eyebrows?
12:56 - Okay.
12:57 - You all right?
12:58 - I don't even know what to say to you.
12:59 (laughs)
13:01 - I don't have hair.
13:04 (audience chatter)
13:07 - Thank you so much.
13:14 Okay.
13:15 (audience chatter)
13:18 - Oh, Gary's got more to go.
13:23 - Where'd it go?
13:24 - Right in front of you.
13:25 - Thank you.
13:26 (audience cheers)
13:29 - Thank you so much.
13:32 Okay, we have to go.
13:34 (audience chatter)
13:36 - I have no hair.
13:41 (audience chatter)
13:54 - That was a great day for us.
13:56 (audience chatter)
14:00 - How much do they care?
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