Charity Shave
Transcript
00:00 That is the guide your hands for your ponytail.
00:03 Ray, just remember to keep your legs closed because the camera can see up them.
00:06 [laughter]
00:08 She wants to show the guide her hands. She's going to cut her ponytail.
00:12 [laughter]
00:14 Hey, it's true.
00:16 [laughter]
00:17 Shots!
00:18 [laughter]
00:20 Can you see up now?
00:22 No.
00:23 No.
00:24 [laughter]
00:26 [background chatter]
00:50 There's so much hair!
00:52 [laughter]
00:54 Do you want a mirror, Maria?
00:56 [laughter]
00:58 [background chatter]
01:00 [laughter]
01:02 Hang on, I've got to get the back view. Hang on. Do the back turn around.
01:06 I've got to get that back view.
01:08 Stay still.
01:10 [laughter]
01:12 [laughter]
01:14 [background chatter]
01:16 Oh, I think you made a fabulous scene.
01:18 [laughter]
01:20 Yeah, that's it.
01:22 [background chatter]
01:24 That length of hair looks really good, actually.
01:26 [laughter]
01:28 Sorry, it doesn't work.
01:30 Hey, you really look like your mum.
01:32 [laughter]
01:34 I mean, we're like a mother and a son.
01:36 [background chatter]
01:38 [laughter]
01:40 [background chatter]
01:42 [background chatter]
01:44 Um, yeah.
01:48 [background chatter]
01:58 Hey puppy, don't you eat it?
02:00 [laughter]
02:04 Cuss him! Cuss him!
02:06 She might sleep with it, Maria.
02:08 [laughter]
02:10 101 ways to annoy your dog with a brie.
02:12 [laughter]
02:14 Patching.
02:16 [laughter]
02:18 So where's the first line of shaving done?
02:20 Well, you're doing fright.
02:22 Oh, this might need a bit more of a trim.
02:24 [background chatter]
02:26 I think you need to cut it with a scissor short
02:28 before you shave it.
02:30 Yeah, so maybe thinner scissors somewhere.
02:32 Thinner?
02:34 No, no, no, scissors are a bit farther.
02:36 [background chatter]
02:38 I actually quite like that short.
02:40 Just leave it like that.
02:42 [laughter]
02:44 You're doing the wrong job, David.
02:46 I am.
02:48 [background chatter]
02:50 Oh, puppy.
02:52 Aw.
02:54 [background chatter]
02:56 [laughter]
02:58 I see your face.
03:00 He's just gone to town.
03:02 [laughter]
03:04 [laughter]
03:06 Is it any stronger?
03:08 Yeah, I've got whiskey.
03:10 He works out, what are you talking about?
03:12 [laughter]
03:14 Is it in your mouth or here?
03:16 Probably both.
03:18 [laughter]
03:20 There's a sweet look right there.
03:22 It's the hedgehog.
03:24 [laughter]
03:26 It looks like a son of like two girls
03:28 just like found you on the road.
03:30 [laughter]
03:32 You actually look like you got vomited in here
03:34 and it's all the stuff out.
03:36 [laughter]
03:38 Oh.
03:40 [background chatter]
03:42 It's haphazard.
03:44 It's very trendy, you could charge 150 bucks.
03:46 [laughter]
03:48 It's trashy.
03:50 It's grunge.
03:52 [laughter]
03:54 It's like, "Oh, this is not a sweet."
03:56 [laughter]
03:58 [background chatter]
04:00 [laughter]
04:02 Oh, dear God.
04:04 Wait till Maria sees my face.
04:06 Too late?
04:08 I can't believe his face looking really excited.
04:10 [laughter]
04:12 [laughter]
04:14 Why does it look like a rat's tail?
04:16 'Cause I'm white trash.
04:18 [laughter]
04:20 [laughter]
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04:26 [laughter]
04:28 [laughter]
04:30 [laughter]
04:32 That was brilliant.
04:34 [laughter]
04:36 [laughter]
04:38 [laughter]
04:40 You're rocking the waisty look, that's for sure.
04:42 There's too much hair up there.
04:44 [laughter]
04:46 David, you were really enjoying yourself.
04:48 [laughter]
04:50 [background chatter]
04:52 Oh.
04:54 [background chatter]
04:56 Oh, look at his pussy-feet.
04:58 [background chatter]
05:00 [background chatter]
05:02 Come on, Bugs, get out the way. Don't knock it.
05:04 [background chatter]
05:06 [laughter]
05:08 You actually look like you're in the 80s now
05:10 with your brimmed or bluffed out.
05:12 [background chatter]
05:14 [background chatter]
05:16 Random long bits.
05:18 Oh, they're not random, is it?
05:20 [laughter]
05:22 It's part of the style.
05:24 [laughter]
05:26 Hair all through my drink.
05:28 [background chatter]
05:30 Did you cut her ear?
05:32 [background chatter]
05:34 I'm quite happy with that.
05:36 Someone else can come and have a crack, I think.
05:38 [laughter]
05:40 You look like a mullet.
05:42 [laughter]
05:44 Oh, that's hot.
05:46 [background chatter]
05:48 [laughter]
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05:52 [laughter]
05:54 [background chatter]
05:56 I think I had my hair like that
05:58 when I was 17.
06:00 [laughter]
06:02 And you probably played good, buddy.
06:04 [laughter]
06:06 OK.
06:08 Sure enough to fry tuck it?
06:10 He just doesn't want to leave it.
06:12 He doesn't want to get rid of the mullet.
06:14 [laughter]
06:16 Yeah, fry tuck it and leave the mullet.
06:18 [background chatter]
06:20 OK, just fry tucking it.
06:22 Who wants to come and have a crack with the razor?
06:24 [background chatter]
06:26 [background chatter]
06:28 Yep, why not?
06:30 Go fry tuck it.
06:32 [laughter]
06:34 You can't go wrong.
06:36 Whoops, too much.
06:38 [background chatter]
06:40 So you've got to turn it on.
06:42 She's had plenty of practice doing my hair.
06:44 [background chatter]
06:46 Is that the zero?
06:48 That's it.
06:50 [background chatter]
06:52 Are you ready?
06:54 Just like Charlize Theron.
06:56 [background chatter]
06:58 Too late now.
07:00 [laughter]
07:02 [buzzer]
07:04 [laughter]
07:06 Oh my gosh.
07:08 [buzzer]
07:10 [laughter]
07:12 [buzzer]
07:14 Leave the sides on.
07:16 [laughter]
07:18 It doesn't look good with the sides on.
07:20 [buzzer]
07:22 [laughter]
07:24 OK, that's far down the side.
07:26 Sinead, I just want to tidy the top up.
07:28 You look hot, Maria.
07:30 [background chatter]
07:32 [laughter]
07:34 [background chatter]
07:36 [laughter]
07:38 [background chatter]
07:40 Does anyone want to
07:42 show her what she looks like?
07:44 [laughter]
07:46 You look so awesome.
07:48 [laughter]
07:50 Oh my gosh.
07:52 [laughter]
07:54 [background chatter]
07:56 I dare you to leave her in there.
07:58 Who wants to do a side?
08:00 [background chatter]
08:02 [laughter]
08:04 [background chatter]
08:06 [laughter]
08:08 [background chatter]
08:10 So David, how do you feel
08:12 about your new woman?
08:14 [laughter]
08:16 [laughter]
08:18 [laughter]
08:20 [laughter]
08:22 [background chatter]
08:24 [laughter]
08:26 Look how beautiful you look.
08:28 Gorgeous.
08:30 [background chatter]
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08:36 [laughter]
08:38 [background chatter]
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08:42 [background chatter]
08:44 [background chatter]
08:46 I think those eyebrows have to go too.
08:48 [laughter]
08:50 [laughter]
08:52 And you can just stop there.
08:54 [laughter]
08:56 [background chatter]
08:58 [laughter]
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09:14 For all goes, does someone else want to go?
09:16 Come on Maria's mum.
09:18 Mother of the most courageous girl.
09:20 Come on.
09:22 I haven't got the glasses Maria.
09:26 [laughter]
09:28 [laughter]
09:30 [laughter]
09:32 I think your head's the right shape.
09:34 [laughter]
09:36 You've got no random massive
09:38 moles or anything.
09:40 [laughter]
09:42 [laughter]
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10:59 This is really liberating.
11:00 I'm sure you all want to have a go at this.
11:02 We can just do little patches.
11:04 Yeah, can someone else come over here?
11:07 You look like Natalie Thomas.
11:10 [INAUDIBLE]
11:12 How long do you want to have a go or not?
11:14 [INAUDIBLE]
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11:24 How are you feeling?
11:25 Good.
11:26 All right.
11:27 Cool enough?
11:28 [INAUDIBLE]
11:30 Who else wants to be next?
11:32 Running out of patches.
11:34 You can't pass the record.
11:36 David.
11:37 [INAUDIBLE]
11:39 We have someone clean it up.
11:42 I don't know what it looks like.
11:43 I'll clean it up.
11:44 [INAUDIBLE]
11:47 He has a dog brush.
11:49 [INAUDIBLE]
11:53 David can do the last patch if he wants.
11:56 She's got like a little rice stripe to her hair.
11:58 [INAUDIBLE]
12:01 I can't see.
12:02 [INAUDIBLE]
12:05 No, I can see my legs.
12:07 I can see my head.
12:10 I think this should just stay flying in the wind.
12:13 Well, it does have a patch.
12:15 [INAUDIBLE]
12:17 It's the reverse of the side.
12:18 Rachel.
12:20 Yes, Rachel.
12:21 Come on, Rachel.
12:22 Do this for your dad.
12:23 Yeah.
12:23 Hey, come on.
12:28 [INAUDIBLE]
12:33 Take your eyebrows.
12:34 Don't.
12:35 [INAUDIBLE]
12:37 It'd be pretty easy, wouldn't it?
12:39 Keep going.
12:40 Oops.
12:41 [INAUDIBLE]
12:42 Oops.
12:43 [INAUDIBLE]
12:53 Nice.
12:54 Does anyone want to do the last little patch?
12:56 David, do you want to do the last little patch?
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13:09 You've got a curl just on the side.
13:11 [INAUDIBLE]
13:18 Lovely shape head, Maria.
13:20 I'm going to hold my hair again.
13:30 Don't shave my hair off.
13:33 The ones over David, it's all even.
13:44 Who's next?
13:45 Yes.
13:47 Who's next?
13:49 [INAUDIBLE]
13:51 It's just a tidy up now, I think.
13:53 Yeah, who wants to tidy it up?
13:54 No, no, who's next to get shaved?
13:56 Zig.
13:57 I need this a tidy up, though.
13:59 All over the place.
14:01 You still look beautiful, Maria.
14:07 You do.
14:08 What color is the scalp?
14:12 Are they like, green or something?
14:14 [INAUDIBLE]
14:18 It's actually not as white as I was expecting.
14:22 I think because I'm so white.
14:25 Is that because you've got glasses on, David?
14:27 Yeah, I should have left the glasses on.
14:29 I'll leave my glasses on.
14:33 A bit of a sideburns too, David.
14:38 My sideburns?
14:40 It really brings out the blue in your eyes.
14:54 Charlie, about the rocks.
14:56 Can you just do a slow motion?
15:15 Anyone see any spots that are desperately moving?
15:17 Yeah, I felt that too.
15:21 I'm like, what the hell are you doing?
15:24 Do you notice who you're guarding?
15:26 Do you even notice me?
15:39 You smell good.
15:51 Valkyrie.
15:53 You look a little bit like Aaron now.
15:59 Charlie, outside.
16:07 Outside.
16:08 Cool, guys.
16:09 I need that mirror too.
16:18 You want the mirror?
16:19 I can't see.
16:21 I saw a little bit.
16:23 Here you are, Swan. This is your new look.
16:26 So beautiful.
16:29 I actually don't look too bad.
16:31 You look gorgeous.
16:32 Yeah, you actually do.
16:34 You've got a good head.
16:38 I've got a good shaped head, people.
16:40 That's why I'm my name, Warrie.
16:42 She's like, where's that dip in my head coming from?
16:45 Gorgeous.
16:49 You look really amazing, Maria.
16:51 Thank you.
16:52 Yay, Zig's turn now.
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