Fortnite is Trolling.
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00:00 God, the only team ability in the game being something that you can die to fall damage with is not funny.
00:04 Oh, that felt so good.
00:13 [Music]
00:36 Good thing I didn't jump in a rank right away because that was embarrassing.
00:39 [Music]
01:00 The only team ability in the game being something that you can die to fall damage with is not funny.
01:10 Too much for you to handle, huh?
01:16 [Music]
01:31 Hey.
01:32 [Music]
01:42 Oh, sh*t, you farted on my roommate's door, huh?
01:46 [Farting]
01:53 Barely visible on camera.
01:55 [Farting]
02:00 Yo, Nick, what are you doing?
02:03 [Laughter]
02:06 Why is that so loud?
02:08 [Music]
02:11 Strap in, brother.
02:13 [Music]
02:23 Who did this to you?
02:25 Did you do this? You son of a b*tch!
02:27 Knocked him, he's got one shot.
02:29 Super weak, reviving his teammate.
02:31 He's hiding behind this little build right to your left. Right to your left. Right there.
02:34 Well done.
02:36 [Music]
02:44 Did you see that?
02:46 He's never locked in.
02:48 [Laughter]
02:51 Big rez, big rez.
02:53 I can see!
02:55 I can fight!
03:00 Someone is gliding here. Oh, they're coming at me.
03:03 I'm gonna get through this thing.
03:09 This guy is as weak as I can get him.
03:12 Holy, how am I alive?
03:19 88 on her.
03:23 Every time she's weak a little bit.
03:28 Oh, whoa. Bro, look at that.
03:31 I am getting chomped, dude.
03:38 There's only duo build, right?
03:43 I shot that guy for 44. Are we pushing this guy?
03:45 Yeah.
03:49 He's on me.
03:54 It's all you.
03:59 Hey, bro, that chicken is acting up.
04:01 How are you not in school?
04:03 Look at him. Run him over.
04:07 [Laughter]
04:18 I see these guys. I'm gonna grab this real quick.
04:20 There's a crack behind this rock right here.
04:31 No, it's not what it looks like.
04:36 To be honest.
04:41 There's a white H movie they're making.
04:46 I'm getting railed, bro.
04:58 Got a blank on him.
05:00 I'm just gonna try to get one chunk on him.
05:02 63.
05:06 Let me spank that butt.
05:08 Let me spank that butt.
05:09 You wanna go WQ these guys?
05:11 The reboot? Yeah, I'm down.
05:14 I'm down.
05:16 Right here.
05:21 I just spawned.
05:26 He's like, I'm not a kid. I just got rebooted.
05:28 This guy's on me.
05:30 Quiet.
05:33 You're gonna make him lose his focus.
05:34 I'm sorry.
05:36 [Crickets chirping]
05:42 That's not funny!
05:44 [Laughter]
05:50 I'm landing on the guy down low.
05:54 I'm getting absolutely blasted.
05:59 My spider sense is tingling.
06:05 One shot coming up.
06:08 Yeah, I knocked one. They're all solos.
06:09 There's two solos up top, I believe.
06:11 They have the ODM, so they're just going crazy.
06:22 That was a good one.
06:29 Got him.
06:30 I shoot one time, cross the map,
06:34 hit this guy, and he dies to fall damage.
06:37 Come on.
06:40 That felt so good.
06:42 Do you have a shotgun ammo?
06:44 Yeah.
06:45 Why do you say it like that?
06:46 I don't know, man.
06:48 You're so needy.
06:50 I just got rebooted.
06:52 I know, dude.
06:53 Reboot these nuts in your chest.
06:57 Just think about it.
07:01 You're not real.
07:04 I'm out of here.
07:05 Yes, he is.
07:08 Why is he flying still?
07:21 I'm going to push these guys that are just fighting.
07:38 I don't have any movement, by the way.
07:44 My God, it's Patrick Holmes.
07:47 To our left.
07:51 There's a guy right in front of us, and then there's a guy to our left slightly.
08:03 Let's go to the island, eh?
08:07 I'd be having ten times more fun if I was playing rank right now, if we were actually sweating.
08:25 I thought you were going to get him.
08:34 It's Ben.
08:38 Enemy dropping into the island.
08:41 Hang on.
08:44 This guy's just being really dumb.
08:47 He's one shot.
08:49 Other guys, yeah, that was their AI.
08:53 You think that more players like real players would be up?
09:16 All right, this push right here.
09:23 Hey, look, sliding, doing me sliding, doing me.
09:41 You see me?
09:51 Oh, there's one player left.
09:56 Oh, there he blows.
09:59 I'm going to melee him.
10:07 Hey, we're looking good, dude.