• last year
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00:00 I forgot to mention in the last video that you are Michael and you're my boyfriend.
00:09 We'll see if I sell him after this.
00:11 Oh okay.
00:12 I'm gonna do his makeup.
00:13 Unfortunately.
00:14 Cause he did mine in the last one so.
00:15 You're gonna look so pretty!
00:16 Gotta push your hair back.
00:17 And you're not allowed to look until I'm done.
00:18 I'm gonna kill myself.
00:19 Oh my god your hair is all pushed up it's so funny.
00:20 Okay.
00:21 You look so pretty.
00:22 Princess.
00:33 I'm so excited!
00:34 Okay.
00:35 Michael!
00:36 What is this?
00:37 It's primer.
00:38 I'm gonna kill myself.
00:39 You're gonna look so pretty.
00:40 So you're gonna have my skin color.
00:41 Cause that's funny.
00:42 And you'll look really pretty.
00:51 So we're gonna use my foundation.
00:58 Oops that's too much.
00:59 Oh well.
01:00 Oh god.
01:01 It's not all going on your face.
01:02 I can't even look.
01:03 It's so funny cause it's just like white blotches on your face.
01:04 Alright can I look at this?
01:11 No.
01:12 You're not allowed to look at anything.
01:18 I'm looking.
01:21 Michael!
01:22 Yeah I look.
01:25 Close your mouth.
01:28 Like that.
01:31 Why is there banging?
01:35 Am I rightly?
01:38 Oh my eye!
01:41 Don't touch it!
01:44 It'll warm me if you don't want to pat my eye with it.
01:48 Don't touch it!
01:49 But like it just it feels like like there's like my skin like a coat of moisture and then
01:56 this.
01:57 What is this?
01:58 Powder.
01:59 He wants me to make him look just like I do so.
02:08 You'll look really pretty.
02:11 Stop squinting you're making creases in your beard.
02:14 Oh my god.
02:15 What?
02:16 Creases?
02:17 Yeah.
02:18 Terrible.
02:19 Eyebrows!
02:20 Well first of all I have to do.
02:21 Close your eyes.
02:22 Oh.
02:23 You have such tiny eyelids this is going to be so mean.
02:33 Now we're using my dip brow.
02:35 I'm just going to make your eyebrows look all nice and pretty.
02:43 I didn't really.
02:47 Yeah you should.
02:51 Beautiful!
02:53 You're already getting somewhere.
02:54 It tickles.
02:56 Okay.
02:57 Beautiful!
02:58 You look so pretty.
03:00 Oh I fucked up.
03:03 So pretty?
03:04 Oh I fucked up.
03:05 Give it up.
03:06 Remember eyebrows are sisters not twins.
03:11 Get out.
03:12 Beautiful!
03:13 Show on the camera.
03:14 Thumbs up.
03:15 Beautiful.
03:16 Eyeshadow!
03:17 I hate my lights so much.
03:18 You're going to look so pretty.
03:19 Hold on let me comb.
03:22 We're going to use some black.
03:25 We're going to go my full emo.
03:26 We're going to go sworn in?
03:27 Yeah.
03:28 We're going to go motionless and light fan.
03:29 So pretty.
03:30 I think I'm going to add some glitter.
03:31 Oh my god I fucking hate glitter.
03:32 I fucking despise glitter.
03:33 What color now?
03:34 Still black.
03:35 Okay.
03:36 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:37 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:38 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:39 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:40 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:41 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:42 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:43 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:44 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:45 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:46 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:47 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:49 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:50 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:51 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:52 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:53 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:54 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:55 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:56 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:57 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:58 I'm going to add some glitter.
03:59 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:00 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:01 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:02 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:03 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:04 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:05 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:06 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:07 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:08 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:09 I'm going to add some glitter.
04:11 You look like a sloth.
04:14 I'm going to go in with some eyeliner.
04:16 Oh god.
04:17 This is bottom eyeliner first.
04:19 Open your eye.
04:21 Oh god, that feels so weird.
04:24 Come here.
04:25 Open your eye.
04:29 Michael!
04:30 Oh, that tickles.
04:33 You know I'm ticklish.
04:36 How are you supposed to look good for the Falling in Reverse show when you piss?
04:42 I'm tearing.
04:45 Alright, we're not going to use eyeliner.
04:49 We're going to use black eyeliner.
04:50 Thank god.
04:51 I didn't even touch your...
04:54 Oh my god, I'm going to stab you.
04:56 Can I close my eye or no?
05:01 Yeah.
05:02 Hey.
05:05 You're ticklish that way.
05:06 You're such a little bitch.
05:10 I'm ticklish!
05:11 Open!
05:13 I'm going to stab you.
05:18 You look like a member of Black Veil Brides.
05:23 I'm mad at you.
05:25 Oh god, what the fuck is this?
05:27 What is this?
05:30 We're adding some color.
05:34 Right now it's just black.
05:36 Just black?
05:37 Just black.
05:38 I love Swerden.
05:39 Okay, now we're going to go in with some top eyeliner.
05:41 Oh god, that's going to tickle me.
05:44 Michael, if you fuck up this eyeliner, I'll be so mad at you.
05:47 Can I close my eyes?
05:48 Yes!
05:49 Okay.
05:50 Shit's getting real.
05:51 We're going to wing it.
05:52 Are you angry with me right now?
06:00 Yes.
06:01 I didn't do anything!
06:02 I didn't do anything!
06:03 Michael!
06:08 What?
06:09 Don't squint.
06:10 You blew in my eye without warning me.
06:12 Open your eye.
06:13 Ah!
06:16 What?
06:17 Stop. Close.
06:18 What are you ah-ing?
06:20 It was going to look pretty, and then you fucked it up.
06:23 I'm going to stab you.
06:28 Michael, open your eye!
06:31 *sigh*
06:33 I immediately regret this decision.
06:35 We're going to break up over this.
06:38 Is that vitamin A I said?
06:41 Did it get in my eye?
06:45 Open your eye!
06:47 Open!
06:49 You have drool in your beard hair.
06:56 You had the potential to be really pretty, but you fucked up.
07:00 I can't wait to see how bad it is, Nicole.
07:02 It's weird as shit.
07:04 I guess we're done with eyes.
07:09 Yay!
07:11 What's going on now?
07:13 Now we're getting contour.
07:14 Oh, God.
07:15 You look like a pirate.
07:24 You had the potential to be so pretty!
07:27 I'm not you.
07:29 Alright.
07:30 You're a face.
07:32 That's Christian.
07:33 What is this shit?
07:35 Blush!
07:36 What is that?
07:42 I'm highlighting.
07:43 Yeah?
07:46 Yeah.
07:47 Am I done?
07:51 No, we're doing lipstick.
07:52 Are you shitting me?
07:54 Show the camera what you look like so far.
07:58 Okay.
08:01 What color?
08:02 I'm thinking a bold red lip.
08:04 I'm thinking fuck off.
08:06 I'm thinking a bold red lip.
08:08 Your face.
08:20 Your face.
08:21 Fix your hair.
08:25 You ready to see how pretty you look?
08:30 Absolutely not.
08:31 Wait, show the camera.
08:33 I hate you so much.
08:40 You look so good.
08:41 You look so pretty.
08:45 Beautiful.
08:49 Beautiful.
08:50 Beautiful.
08:51 Beautiful.
08:54 You look like Marilyn Manson.
09:00 How do you feel?
09:02 Remember when we were dating?
09:07 I have no self-respect.
09:10 Why would I let you do this to me?
09:11 Beautiful.
09:12 We gotta go, I guess.
09:17 He has to wash this off.
09:19 See ya.
09:20 See ya in the next vid, fam.
09:24 There's another.
09:25 I fucking know.
09:26 My next vid, fam.
09:28 No, I'm in it.
09:30 What?
09:31 I'm in it.
09:32 Why?
09:33 There's something in my hair.
09:35 Yeah, I wonder what it is.
09:37 Michael!
09:43 Sup?
09:45 See ya!