• last year
Transcript
00:00 I think.
00:02 You sure it's going to be alright?
00:04 Yeah why?
00:06 Yeah because it's not going to fall.
00:08 It's not going to fall.
00:10 Go.
00:12 What's first?
00:14 I can't tell you it's against the wall.
00:16 Okay I slipped.
00:18 It's your eyes isn't it first?
00:20 That's your...
00:22 I need those gloves.
00:24 Brush, you're doing the brush part.
00:26 Woah.
00:28 *clatter*
00:30 Yeah I think I've got this one.
00:32 Is this the right one?
00:36 Where's the other one?
00:44 Stupid.
00:46 That one.
00:48 I'm proud of you.
00:54 Is it alright?
00:56 Yeah.
00:58 Oh dear it's not going on very well.
01:04 Do you remember what I used?
01:06 I used the white thing before.
01:08 This?
01:14 No.
01:16 No.
01:18 This?
01:20 No.
01:22 This?
01:24 Yeah.
01:26 Okay.
01:28 I'm going to do it.
01:30 You'll probably realise how difficult it is.
01:32 I'll do it and then be like oh my god what the f***.
01:34 It's very hard not to tell you how to do it.
01:46 Shut up.
01:50 It is.
01:52 Yes.
01:54 Yes.
01:56 It is.
01:58 I look like I have no eyebrows now.
02:00 Look down low.
02:02 I thought you'd need the makeup wipes.
02:08 No.
02:10 Oh.
02:12 Magic.
02:14 I'm doing it.
02:16 What?
02:18 She's had enough of my shit already.
02:20 I don't like the little clip.
02:22 Oh he's back already.
02:34 Have you done that ombre already?
02:36 Yep.
02:38 Oh ombre?
02:40 Look at that.
02:42 Are you doing glitter or no glitter?
02:44 Glitter's quite advanced.
02:46 Oh look at those eyebrows.
02:48 Are they on point?
02:50 Yeah.
02:52 You've watched me do this.
02:54 I know but I can't remember.
02:56 Where's my eyebrow brush?
02:58 I need to do the eyebrow highlight
03:00 before I do
03:02 I use white eyeshadow underneath my
03:04 eyebrows.
03:06 Oh my god that's bright.
03:08 I'm going to do it.
03:10 I'm going to do it.
03:12 I'm going to do it.
03:14 I'm going to do it.
03:16 It's bright.
03:18 Blah.
03:20 It was French.
03:22 And I bring it in like all the way
03:24 through my eyebrow like
03:26 not through my eyebrow but
03:28 like here.
03:30 So I highlight all underneath that
03:32 but you'll need a lot more white.
03:34 What's he got?
03:36 That's the last time
03:38 I'm helping you okay?
03:40 Oh wait
03:42 that's the sparkly one.
03:44 You told me to use this one.
03:46 No.
03:48 That's my primer.
03:50 Put that down.
03:52 It smells like you're in paper.
03:54 It's the one thing
03:56 do not waste that.
03:58 It's like 40 coins for that little bottle.
04:00 Woah.
04:02 Can you see the difference?
04:06 I can.
04:08 I can.
04:10 Can you?
04:12 Yeah.
04:14 You're so weird.
04:16 I know.
04:18 You've forgotten so much already though.
04:22 What am I?
04:28 Blending.
04:30 Right I'm going to try something that's out of my league.
04:36 I don't care.
04:38 I can't look bitching.
04:40 I believe in you.
04:44 Oh.
04:52 Holy shit.
05:04 I don't know.
05:06 You just hold on.
05:10 Yeah.
05:12 You just took a pull off Cal.
05:18 You just do a dot.
05:28 Yeah so I know where to go.
05:30 I know where.
05:32 Yes.
05:44 You've actually done really well considering so far.
05:50 They're good wings aren't they?
05:52 Contouring.
05:58 Highlights.
06:00 Blending.
06:02 You've misquoted all of your eye steps.
06:08 What?
06:10 Mascara.
06:12 Yeah all of my eyelashes.
06:14 What about here?
06:16 You know I always put stuff here.
06:18 In my eye.
06:20 Oh that one.
06:22 No I don't have to use eyeliner.
06:26 Please eyeliner.
06:28 Please eyeshadow.
06:30 No you've got to curl my eyelashes as well.
06:32 I was having this torture to work.
06:36 That you tense up.
06:38 Please don't kill me.
06:40 Top ones first.
06:42 You can't do the bottom ones.
06:44 You can only do the top ones.
06:46 I'm going to have curly eyelashes.
06:52 Please do not kill me.
06:54 I can't.
06:56 You keep your eye open for it.
06:58 You're brave.
07:00 You're very brave.
07:02 I've never put so much trust in you before.
07:08 It's coming.
07:10 It's coming.
07:12 Don't laugh.
07:14 Please don't kill me.
07:22 That's really good.
07:24 I'm so scared.
07:32 Don't laugh. I've got your eyelashes.
07:36 I have a battery apparently.
07:42 Is this mascara?
07:48 Is this one?
07:50 Nutrient enriched mascara.
07:52 This one could be a help.
07:54 Yeah.
07:56 I'm deciding which eye to do this one first.
08:00 Are you ready?
08:02 I'm so ready.
08:04 Careful. Don't blink.
08:08 Actually you have to blink.
08:10 I can't do it for you.
08:12 You're so bad.
08:14 You scratched my retina.
08:26 It's been five minutes already.
08:30 You're so bad.
08:34 I'm so sorry.
08:36 I'm so sorry.
08:46 I think you're looking long and luscious.
08:52 Yeah.
08:54 What's that say on my tongue?
08:56 Compliments to you.
08:58 This one.
09:00 Excuse me.
09:06 That's what you've been doing.
09:12 Cheers.
09:14 No, not to you.
09:16 It's for me.
09:18 I don't know.
09:20 I don't beat you up.
09:26 Don't know what.
09:28 Oh shit.
09:38 That's good actually.
09:42 What's concealer?
09:52 One of those.
09:54 This one.
09:56 What's that?
10:00 I don't know what.
10:04 What's this?
10:08 I don't even get this.
10:10 Here?
10:12 This is your blusher.
10:22 I don't know what your blusher means to you.
10:24 No, that's fine.
10:26 Put it on.
10:28 This one.
10:30 I'm doing it.
10:34 I know you're doing it.
10:36 I've committed.
10:38 You should have gone off on my brush.
10:46 I can't see it.
10:50 I can't see what's on your forehead.
10:52 Oh my god.
10:54 That's what you do.
11:00 Oh, cheek bonage.
11:02 There's a man in the shot.
11:10 Tom.
11:12 I knew you were getting that.
11:18 No.
11:20 Gently apply it.
11:24 You only need to tap the brush into it.
11:28 Really?
11:30 Stippling it on.
11:34 Stippling?
11:36 You look a bit orange on this side.
11:38 You don't stipple it off.
11:40 Stipple.
11:42 Stipple.
11:44 Oh, good lord.
11:52 Look at that.
12:00 Look.
12:02 We all like brow bones.
12:04 Ah!
12:06 Why are you just showing me different brushes?
12:20 Which one's for this one?
12:22 I highlight there.
12:24 Yeah, what is it?
12:26 But only when I'm wearing foundation.
12:28 Which one's your foundation brush?
12:30 But I'm not wearing foundation.
12:32 I need a brush so I know how to apply it.
12:34 What foundation?
12:36 So you're going to put foundation on now?
12:38 This one.
12:40 No.
12:42 Infallible.
12:44 No, there's one in the bathroom.
12:46 Okay, I'm going to put foundation on.
12:48 What the fuck is this?
12:50 Lips.
12:52 Stippling it on.
12:54 Oh, you look very blushed.
12:56 Yeah, I will without a mask.
12:58 Oh my god, I can see it from here.
13:00 Is that what I want?
13:02 Did you hear that?
13:04 That's what I did.
13:06 Done?
13:20 I'm done.
13:28 What's happening here?
13:30 Well, you smudged it.
13:32 Did I?
13:34 Well done.
13:40 Beautiful.