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(Adnkronos) - Nella nuova puntata di 'Fratelli di Crozza' - in onda il venerdì in prima serata sul NOVE e in streaming su discovery+ - Maurizio Crozza nei panni di Carlo Calenda reduce dal divorzio da Renzi: “Io pensavo di fare politica in maniera seria, fare un partito serio, con una sede seria, con del personale serio, ‘na fotocopiatrice seria, un wi-fi serio, ma se ti metti a fare la Leopolda faceta, con le consulenze facete, dirigi giornali faceti, no no… mi fa orrore. Ti dico la verità, lo vedi questo? È un ramo de pero. Io so caduto dal pero. Mi son tenuto le pere, almeno a casa mi porto della frutta seria. E sì che anche mia moglie me l’aveva detto: ‘A Carlè, guarda che il dentino te lo piazza nel polo, lo fa di mestiere, l’ha fatto con Letta, l’ha fatto con Conte’. Io le ho detto: ‘Sì amore mio, magari mi sbaglio però sento che con me Matteo sarà diverso’. E invece in maniera seria… son caduto dal pero. Ma io son proprio fatto così, mi fido delle persone pensi che ieri mi si è avvicinato un signore dell’Est col cane e mi ha detto: ‘Facciamo un terzo polo?’ ... mi son svegliato dopo due ore nella discarica di Capracotta e guardi qua...senza un rene! Che poi, per carità, a me non dà fastidio avere un rene in meno me scoccia che Renzi ne abbia tre, vuoi vedere che quel signore dell’Est era di Italia Viva?". 

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00:00 Good evening, Calenda. You've sunk the third pole. What happened?
00:05 I thought about doing politics seriously,
00:08 having a serious party, with a serious seat,
00:11 with a serious staff, with a serious photocopier,
00:16 with serious Wi-Fi, serious and faceted.
00:21 Because if you start doing the Leopolda faceted,
00:24 with the consulences faceted, you direct the faceted newspapers,
00:27 you direct the faceted newspapers, you direct the faceted newspapers,
00:30 you direct the faceted newspapers, you direct the faceted newspapers,
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02:25 That's what I did.
02:27 What do you do now?
02:29 Because it takes a lot to discourage me, if I remember correctly.
02:32 So what are you doing?
02:34 Now I'm posting an ad on twitter.
02:36 Search for someone to start a democratic-centrist party,
02:39 search for someone to start a democratic-centrist party,
02:42 an anti-populist, serious one,
02:44 and maybe he'll wink at his fellow industrialists,
02:47 without dogs,
02:50 without dogs,
02:53 to call Orepasti, because the others are always on TV.
02:57 You're right, you're always on TV.
02:59 They sent this ad.
03:01 They send this ad.
03:03 You're always on the air.
03:05 I'm always on the air.
03:07 I haven't even finished tweeting.
03:09 They're already calling me.
03:11 Answer, answer.
03:13 What are you doing?
03:15 Hello?
03:17 One moment, I'm going to eat a mass.
03:19 What are you doing?
03:21 I'm filtering.
03:23 I wouldn't want to be without the milza.
03:25 Because the liver, let's say, I've never had it.
03:29 You don't have the liver?
03:31 I should have had it, but I haven't found it.
03:34 The milza keeps us.
03:36 Hello, I'm Carlo, I'm eating a mass, my friend.
03:38 Are you interested in doing the third pole?
03:40 Even? Who is it?
03:42 Can you take the note?
03:44 Can you just tell me the name of the note?
03:46 Thank you.
03:48 Name, yes, W-A-N-N-A.
03:51 Vanna.
03:53 Give me the surname. Marchi.
03:55 Vanna Marchi.
03:57 No, no, no, let Vanna Marchi stay.
03:59 I still feel that he is the right person.
04:01 No, no, no, let Vanna Marchi stay.
04:03 What is it?
04:05 I paused. A message arrived.
04:07 And who is it from?
04:09 My wife. She says, let Vanna Marchi stay.
04:11 I feel good vibes.
04:13 He told his wife.
04:15 Another message.
04:17 The dog with the dog of the East.
04:19 The man with the dog of the East.
04:21 He wrote it.
04:23 No, not from Vanna Marchi.
04:25 The man of the East says no.
04:27 Renzi, Renzi.
04:29 You stole my idea, I wanted to ally us.
04:31 You should have woken up earlier, dear Matteo.
04:33 No, it's a trap.
04:35 Vanna, are you still there?
04:37 Say no.
04:39 I'm still there.
04:41 I'm going back on the pero.
04:43 No, no.
04:45 Let's go on the pero.
04:47 (upbeat music)

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