Spencer Aimes is a super-assassin who works for the government. During one of his usual super-secret operations in Nice he meets Jen Kornfeldt, a beautiful and funny computer technician, who is on vacation with her parents, trying to recover from the end of a relationship. The two fall in love immediately and Spencer decides to leave the international intrigues for normal domestic happiness. Three years later, Spencer and Jen are still enjoying their perfect marriage. Spencer, however, suddenly discovers that there is a million-dollar price on his head and that all those he thought were friends were, for the most part, hitmen ready to kill him. The escape and the gunfights also involve Jen, against her will.
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00:00:00This is your captain speaking.
00:00:10Flight time to Nice will be 7 hours, 30 minutes.
00:00:13Our flight attendants will be coming by to provide you with complimentary beverages.
00:00:17Excuse me?
00:00:18We'll be flying at an altitude of 31,000 feet.
00:00:21Hello.
00:00:22Relax and enjoy your flight.
00:00:23Excuse me?
00:00:24Hey there.
00:00:25Mom, do you mind?
00:00:27Emergency exits 13D, sweetie.
00:00:28Great.
00:00:29Got it.
00:00:30Thanks, Dad.
00:00:31Excuse me?
00:00:32Bonjour.
00:00:33Three Chardonnays, please.
00:00:34No.
00:00:35Nothing for me.
00:00:36I always remain alert in flight.
00:00:37Me neither.
00:00:38Thank you.
00:00:39Just the three, then.
00:00:40I am so proud of you, sweetie.
00:00:41A lot of women who just got dumped would have backed out of this vacation, but not you.
00:00:42Thanks, Dad, but I didn't get dumped.
00:00:43It wasn't quite like that.
00:00:44It was mutual.
00:00:45Yes.
00:00:46They agreed to part ways when he dumped her.
00:00:47It was mutual.
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00:00:49They agreed to part ways when he dumped her.
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00:00:51Yes.
00:00:52It was mutual.
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00:00:54It was mutual.
00:00:55He agreed to part ways when he dumped her.
00:00:56I thought it was because he needed space.
00:00:57No, he just didn't find her spontaneous enough.
00:00:58Too safe.
00:00:59Predictable.
00:01:00I am sitting right here.
00:01:01I can hear you.
00:01:02He tried to get you to go bungee jumping.
00:01:03You wouldn't do it.
00:01:04I have a thing about heights and a rule about vomiting in public.
00:01:05I think that's perfectly reasonable.
00:01:06Too many rules, dear.
00:01:07There's nothing wrong with being cautious, sweetie.
00:01:08Safety is sexy.
00:01:09First time your mother and I made love, we managed to keep our seatbelts on the entire
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00:01:11It wasn't easy.
00:01:12Okay, Dad.
00:01:13What I just said is true.
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00:03:46I didn't do it.
00:04:05If you have until 5PM to deliver the package, then the boss wants you to close the account.
00:04:10Yeah, yeah.
00:04:11I will have his final bill ready to go.
00:04:13You have my wife and I on the second floor
00:04:16and my daughter on the third,
00:04:17when I specifically booked adjacent rooms.
00:04:20I assure you, your room is lovely, Mr. Clifford.
00:04:21Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing.
00:04:24She's a single woman all alone.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:27Recently single.
00:04:29I am not always alone.
00:04:31Dad, the room is fine. Can you drop it?
00:04:32Do you know how many push-in robberies
00:04:33happen in hotels, sweetie?
00:04:36Third floor, we'd like an ocean view.
00:04:38I'm always the same thing with the rooms.
00:04:41Let Daddy do his thing.
00:04:42Little French middle cave.
00:04:44He's a weasel face like you-know-who.
00:04:47Richard. I'm talking about Richard.
00:04:48I know, Mother.
00:04:49We're not discussing him anymore, remember?
00:04:51Right. Right.
00:04:53He's dead to us. Yes.
00:04:55So it never bothered you that he had kind of a womanly butt?
00:04:58What?
00:04:59No. No, he did not.
00:05:02Forget I said anything.
00:05:04I do not speak French.
00:05:05Excuse me. We are resolved the problem.
00:05:07I'm gonna go check on my room.
00:05:08You and Daddy figure this out.
00:05:10You want a little Maalox for the road?
00:05:12Wouldn't it be easier just to humor me?
00:05:28Bonjour.
00:05:30Bonjour.
00:05:36Decent?
00:05:40Vous oubliez le tabouillage, c'est la recherche, c'est?
00:05:43Mm-hmm.
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00:06:57I don't speak French.
00:06:58Ah.
00:06:59Je ne parle pas français.
00:07:01Yeah, no, no, no, I got it the first time.
00:07:03Why were you pretending back there?
00:07:05I don't know. Why did you follow me?
00:07:08I was already going to the beach, remember?
00:07:10Yeah, well, I could be going swimming, too.
00:07:13Are you?
00:07:15No.
00:07:18I'm just gonna go marinate in shame.
00:07:20I'm Spencer, by the way.
00:07:21It's nice to meet you, Spencer.
00:07:25Do you have a name?
00:07:26Jen. Jennifer.
00:07:28Sometimes Jenny.
00:07:28No, it's Jen.
00:07:30It's just Jen.
00:07:32I'm gonna go swimming before it gets dark.
00:07:35Yes, of course.
00:07:37Muscles like that take some upkeep.
00:07:39Ha, ha.
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00:07:56I'll see you at Stella Marie's at sunset.
00:08:00Unless you have something better to do.
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00:08:54We knocked on your door several times.
00:08:56I can't believe you're missing this.
00:08:58I know, Dad.
00:08:59I'm sorry.
00:09:00It's just, you know, my stomach.
00:09:01It's going crazy.
00:09:07Look, we'll come back right away with saltines and ginger ale.
00:09:10No, stay put.
00:09:11I'm fine.
00:09:12Don't be a hero, sweetie.
00:09:13Dad, trust me.
00:09:14You don't want to be a part of this.
00:09:16Wait.
00:09:17Darling, Alicia looked in on the beach.
00:09:21You sure you're going to be all right?
00:09:24Yes.
00:09:25You and Mom go.
00:09:26Have fun without me.
00:09:27Hey.
00:09:28You're going to find the perfect guy.
00:09:29Someone who is good and decent and kind.
00:09:30Who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body.
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00:09:57Oh, God.
00:09:58You picked the perfect table.
00:09:59Ah.
00:10:03I had to atone for being late.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Too bad I hate champagne.
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:08Please.
00:10:09I'm just joking.
00:10:10It was a joke.
00:10:11That was a joke.
00:10:13I am a dating robot sent here to observe your ways.
00:10:20You just pulled a robot voice.
00:10:24I don't know.
00:10:26All right.
00:10:27Don't worry.
00:10:28There's a certain segment of the population that goes over big for that sort of thing.
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:33Nerds.
00:10:34They're my bread and butter.
00:10:35Yeah?
00:10:36How's that working out for you?
00:10:37Oh, God.
00:10:38Shit.
00:10:39Oh.
00:10:40Hmm.
00:10:41This isn't at all normal.
00:10:42How about you?
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:44What do we...
00:10:45Are you all right?
00:10:46I'm fine.
00:10:47I'm fine.
00:10:48I'm fine.
00:10:49Are you all right?
00:10:52All I wanted was a big potato.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:56Hi.
00:10:59Are you on the lam?
00:11:01You see that guy over by the menus?
00:11:04Greekishly tall.
00:11:05Excellent mustache.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11No.
00:11:12We do need to sit down somewhere.
00:11:16That is a gorgeous mustache.
00:11:20Well, he, um...
00:11:23He's a Russian diplomat.
00:11:25Also kind of a pervert.
00:11:27Sat next to him on the plane, got a little grabby.
00:11:30Really?
00:11:31W-w-w-wait.
00:11:32Women don't like grabby?
00:11:34That's...
00:11:35I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O.
00:11:39I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the room next to mine.
00:11:42It was just kind of weird.
00:11:43I hope you switch rooms.
00:11:45No, no.
00:11:46No, I like to live on the edge.
00:11:48Dangerous weirdos, spicy food,
00:11:51bungee jumping.
00:11:53How can you be dangerous weirdos and spicy foods,
00:11:55but bungee jumping?
00:11:58I mean, it's almost never sexy to puke in public.
00:12:01That's what I said.
00:12:03Really?
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:06I mean, it's really nice down here and all,
00:12:08but my bet is that they're gone, so...
00:12:11Shall we?
00:12:13Sure.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:20So, should we order?
00:12:27You know what?
00:12:28Let's get out of here.
00:12:29The service is awful,
00:12:31and I need to show you Nice.
00:12:40I realize I'm gonna make you tell me your whole life story.
00:12:44Trust me.
00:12:45It's boring.
00:13:00Want some of mine?
00:13:01Oh, no, no.
00:13:02Actually, I really don't drink that much.
00:13:03I should slow down.
00:13:08What do you do?
00:13:09Me?
00:13:10Consulting.
00:13:12I'm a consultant.
00:13:14For a company?
00:13:16Company consulting?
00:13:19I think we've been doing a lot of downsizing.
00:13:21I travel a lot.
00:13:23Downsizing.
00:13:24People.
00:13:27Well, if you could do anything,
00:13:28you know, anything in the world,
00:13:29what would you do?
00:13:31I just think it'd be nice to put down some roots,
00:13:33you know?
00:13:34I've actually always wanted to know my neighbors.
00:13:37I've never had that before.
00:13:40That's actually pretty beautiful.
00:13:42You're pretty beautiful.
00:13:45It's the dress.
00:13:47It's not the dress.
00:13:50You'd be beautiful without the dress.
00:13:52Not that I'm visualizing your naked...
00:13:54Although I'm sure you would look beautiful.
00:13:56I'm saying that you would be beautiful
00:13:59clothed differently as well.
00:14:05Thank you.
00:14:06I do need another.
00:14:07Why don't I get you another?
00:14:08Okay.
00:14:09Don't leave.
00:14:10All right.
00:14:12Okay.
00:14:20Stay put.
00:14:26Okay, fine.
00:14:27I will dance with you.
00:14:29I'm sorry, what?
00:14:30You almost ripped out of your dress
00:14:32to try to seduce me.
00:14:33It worked.
00:14:34No, I was...
00:14:35We dance.
00:14:36Okay, maybe just for a minute.
00:14:37Wow.
00:14:38Oh, wow.
00:14:39Oh, wow.
00:14:40You're a very enthusiastic dancer.
00:14:48Oh, this is...
00:14:49Oh, God.
00:14:50This is very nice,
00:14:52but I should really get back to my date.
00:14:54Now I blow your mind.
00:14:55Don't move.
00:14:56Oh, now you're going to blow my mind.
00:14:57Okay.
00:14:58Oh, God.
00:14:59Excuse me.
00:15:00I'm going to cut in here.
00:15:02Back off, Yankee.
00:15:03Go find your own prostitute.
00:15:05Oh, no.
00:15:06No, you're misunderstanding.
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:08I am not...
00:15:09Ah!
00:15:10Does this dress say prostitute?
00:15:12No.
00:15:14It's not really.
00:15:15It's just...
00:15:16It's...
00:15:17It's media.
00:15:18Wait.
00:15:19Just Jen?
00:15:20Yes.
00:15:21Just Jen?
00:15:22Yes.
00:15:24There's something
00:15:25that I've been wanting to do all night.
00:15:34Your tag was stolen.
00:15:35Oh, no.
00:15:36I'm sorry.
00:15:37No, no, no, no.
00:15:39It's okay.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:41No, it's...
00:15:42I can't afford this dress.
00:15:44I left the tag on
00:15:46because I can't afford it.
00:15:47Not unless my father buys it for me,
00:15:49which he wouldn't
00:15:51because he's not here.
00:15:53It's okay.
00:15:54It's fine.
00:15:55God.
00:15:56Are you okay?
00:15:57No, I can't breathe.
00:15:58It's so tight.
00:15:59Oh, God.
00:16:00You know what?
00:16:01I'm sorry.
00:16:02I can't keep this up.
00:16:03I'm not this girl.
00:16:04I'm not spontaneous.
00:16:05I never drink this much.
00:16:07And I don't live on the edge.
00:16:08I live a very quiet,
00:16:10normal life.
00:16:12I would like a normal life.
00:16:13I'd kill for a normal life.
00:16:14Well, just it gets...
00:16:16It gets worse.
00:16:17Just...
00:16:18You know that guy
00:16:19at the restaurant with the mustache?
00:16:22The Russian pervert?
00:16:24That's my dad.
00:16:25Wow.
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:27Sounds like a really bad home situation.
00:16:29No, no.
00:16:30Oh, God, no.
00:16:31He's not Russian or a pervert.
00:16:33He's a pilot.
00:16:35You know, he flies planes.
00:16:36I came on vacation with my parents.
00:16:38That's how lame I am.
00:16:40I was supposed to come here
00:16:42with my geek boyfriend,
00:16:43but he dumped me for this girl in the...
00:16:55Sorry.
00:16:57Go ahead.
00:17:01I can't breathe.
00:17:03This dress is really, really tight.
00:17:06I need to get out of it.
00:17:08Seriously, I've been sucking it in all night.
00:17:10Can you just...
00:17:11You got to get it off.
00:17:12Just take it off.
00:17:13Really?
00:17:14Yeah, take it off.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16Yeah, let's do this.
00:17:17It's, um...
00:17:19The zipper's just not...
00:17:21Just break it.
00:17:22It's fine.
00:17:23My father will pay for it.
00:17:24Break it?
00:17:25Yeah, break it.
00:17:26Here, just turn it.
00:17:28Stay still.
00:17:29Don't...
00:17:30Oh, my God.
00:17:32Ah!
00:17:42I, uh...
00:17:45Here.
00:17:46Thanks.
00:17:47Thanks.
00:17:48I'll be...
00:17:49I'm gonna be over here.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:51Doing this.
00:17:53In this manner.
00:17:58Thank you for...
00:18:00Being so honest.
00:18:02I actually feel like I should...
00:18:04Share something with you.
00:18:08It's gonna be really hard to say, but...
00:18:10I feel like...
00:18:12You're real, so...
00:18:15I want to be real with you.
00:18:18I've never really told anybody this before, but...
00:18:25I kill people.
00:18:30Wow.
00:18:31You're taking this a lot better than I expected.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:43I mean, usually it's bad people.
00:18:44It's not like I'm not...
00:18:45I'm not killing good guys.
00:18:46I'm not a murderer.
00:18:47I'm a professional.
00:18:48I...
00:18:49I professionally...
00:18:50Kill people.
00:18:52You're a great listener.
00:18:55Excellent listener.
00:18:58Excellent listener.
00:19:02I don't like what I do.
00:19:04I'm not a fan of it.
00:19:06But I like you.
00:19:17Tomorrow I'm gonna show you Nice.
00:19:21And hopefully that's just the beginning.
00:19:23Because I like you.
00:19:53Please take my hand.
00:19:58Please take my hand.
00:20:02Just say yes.
00:20:05Just say there's nothing holding you back.
00:20:11It's not a test.
00:20:14Not a trick of the mind.
00:20:18Only love.
00:20:23I love you.
00:20:33Ha ha ha ha!
00:20:35That really was, though.
00:20:42I'm sorry.
00:20:44Oh my god.
00:20:45This is really good.
00:20:47You should take a bite.
00:20:49Go ahead and try it.
00:20:50I'm not gonna eat it all.
00:20:51I might eat it all, you know, eat your lip.
00:20:53Come on.
00:21:00Oh, Lord.
00:21:01Thank you.
00:21:07I'm gonna, uh...
00:21:08I'm just gonna go to the restaurant.
00:21:09Okay.
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:29It's a crush, Spence.
00:21:30It happens.
00:21:32Go shoot some guns and screw some models.
00:21:35You'll be good as new.
00:21:37And will I kill some more people?
00:21:39They're enemies of the state, not people.
00:21:41Are you sure about that?
00:21:43Because five years ago, 11-0 worked for us.
00:21:45And then the NSA, and then God knows who else.
00:21:47But this week, he's the enemy.
00:21:48What the hell's wrong with you?
00:21:50You go screw Pollyanna for a week,
00:21:52and suddenly your life's work's out the window?
00:21:54She's normal.
00:21:55And I feel normal when I'm with her, and maybe I'm...
00:21:57Wake up.
00:21:58Her world only exists because of people like us.
00:22:02And I'm sorry if people change sides.
00:22:05Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy,
00:22:06and you have to take them out.
00:22:10She trusts me.
00:22:12And I'm not willing to compromise that.
00:22:14Now, these jobs are not optional, Spencer.
00:22:17You don't get to just walk away.
00:22:19Watch me.
00:22:21You are who you are, Spencer.
00:22:24You can't change that.
00:22:40I think the best part is,
00:22:41you're finally with someone who's genuinely attractive.
00:22:44I know. I know.
00:22:46I keep thinking I'm gonna build up
00:22:48some kind of tolerance to his physical, godlike perfection.
00:22:53But it just hasn't happened yet.
00:22:58I don't know.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:02It's a little early, Mom.
00:23:04Ha!
00:23:06Early.
00:23:10You think they're all right out there?
00:23:12Oh, as long as Daddy doesn't shoot them, we're good.
00:23:19So, I hear you're jobless.
00:23:22Corporate consulting's a tough business, sir.
00:23:26You know, Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down.
00:23:29I might open up my own firm here.
00:23:31Look at my shoes.
00:23:33They're Edward Green.
00:23:34I picked them up 20 years ago
00:23:36when I was still flying the London route.
00:23:38If you have something of great quality,
00:23:41and you take good care of it, you'll have it forever.
00:23:49I know you're worried about Jen.
00:23:52Why would I worry?
00:23:54I am confident...
00:23:59that you'll never hurt her.
00:24:01That's a nice shot.
00:24:03Thank you. I was an Eagle Scout.
00:24:07They really let you shoot stuff in the Boy Scouts?
00:24:09So do the Marines.
00:24:11Ah. Semper Fi.
00:24:13That was yours.
00:24:15I'm sorry. I thought you were...
00:24:16Be prepared, Spencer.
00:24:17You would have learned that in the Boy Scouts.
00:24:24I was in 4-H.
00:24:28You know, Jen's not some fragile China doll.
00:24:32She's funny, and she's sweet, and she's smart,
00:24:35but in this kind of an off-kilter way
00:24:37where one minute she can be talking about
00:24:39the strategic value of Nice in World War II,
00:24:41and the next she's telling me that Cary Grant dropped acid.
00:24:46Which...
00:24:48My point is,
00:24:50it doesn't matter what she says.
00:24:52I can trust her.
00:24:54I depend on her.
00:24:56Sir, it's not the other way around.
00:24:59So...
00:25:02with your blessing...
00:25:05I'm going to marry her.
00:25:15Welcome to the family, Spencer.
00:25:17Thank you, Mr. Cornfield.
00:25:18Please call me sir.
00:25:26How big is it?
00:25:28Oh, it's big.
00:25:29It's probably the biggest on the block.
00:25:31Well, have I ever seen anything like it before?
00:25:33Uh, maybe in a magazine.
00:25:35Or in your dreams.
00:25:37Well, I know what to do with it.
00:25:39I'll help you navigate the tricky parts.
00:25:42Oh, God.
00:25:43Greedy, greedy.
00:25:44It's this blindfold that's making me...
00:25:46Ow, honey!
00:25:47Sorry, sorry. I didn't...
00:25:53Prepare...
00:25:55to be...
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:59thrilled.
00:26:03Oh, my God, Spence.
00:26:06You remodeled my office.
00:26:08It's so organized.
00:26:11Okay.
00:26:12You can kiss me now.
00:26:18How did I get so lucky?
00:26:20How did I get a guy like you?
00:26:22It was easy.
00:26:23It was your charm...
00:26:25and your wit.
00:26:28You really should not be spoiling me.
00:26:30Especially...
00:26:31since...
00:26:33it's your birthday weekend.
00:26:35No, we talked about this.
00:26:36We're not going to make a big deal out of it this year.
00:26:38No presents, no parties.
00:26:40It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents, I promise,
00:26:42but I never agreed to no presents.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:46I have been keeping this secret for a week.
00:26:48I'm at my limit.
00:26:51You kill me.
00:26:55Open-dated tickets to Nice.
00:26:58I thought we could go back to where it began, you know?
00:27:00And the best part is we can go anytime,
00:27:02but because I rule,
00:27:03I got two weeks off at the end of the month.
00:27:07What?
00:27:09Do you not want to go to Nice?
00:27:11Of course I do.
00:27:12I...
00:27:16Things are hectic at work right now.
00:27:18We have a lot going on here.
00:27:20Plus, the Peach Parade is at the end of the month,
00:27:22and you were going to make your cobbler, so...
00:27:25My cobbler sucks.
00:27:28You know what made Nice great?
00:27:32You.
00:27:36I have everything that I need right here.
00:28:01Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!
00:28:03Hey, batter, batter, batter!
00:28:07Hello, pick up pace.
00:28:09Hey, Spencer.
00:28:11Can you go backwards.
00:28:13I'm Spencer.
00:28:15Hey!
00:28:16Lily and Max.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:18I'm glad we caught you.
00:28:19Block party.
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:23And you guys could dress up.
00:28:24Perfect.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:26You know what?
00:28:27Here's another one.
00:28:28Yeah, we're going to have those wings.
00:28:29Great.
00:28:30That's got a little bit of my spit on it.
00:28:32Don't clone me.
00:28:34Okay, we're gonna go make love. You have fun.
00:28:36Okay. Take care.
00:28:37Have a good one.
00:28:38Block party!
00:28:39Block party!
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00:29:20Okay, people. You heard her. We're rolling this out immediately, so let's hop to it.
00:29:29Jen. Polished and concise, as always.
00:29:33Thank you.
00:29:34Don't change a word when you go to San Francisco.
00:29:37You want me to speak at the conference?
00:29:39No. I want you to dominate it.
00:29:42Okay. All right.
00:29:45You fly out tomorrow.
00:29:47Oh, but Mr. Newpart, tomorrow's...
00:29:50Well, it's such short notice. There's no one else you can send.
00:30:00The conference is until Monday. Just take the weekend to prep. You'll be fine.
00:30:05Okay. Of course I didn't say that it was Spencer's birthday.
00:30:09Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn down a business trip to babysit your husband, birthday or not.
00:30:16And that's why I didn't mention it. Can you take him out tonight or not?
00:30:22Hello? Dad?
00:30:25If I have to. Love you, sweetie.
00:30:29I love you, too. Bye.
00:30:38No, no. It's too low. Can you lift the back one up an inch? Right...
00:30:42Vivian.
00:30:43No, right there. Perfect.
00:30:45Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry. Mildred's having trouble with the billing again.
00:30:50Saturday, Mildred and bills. A trifecta.
00:30:53Sorry. Thank you.
00:30:54Fine.
00:30:56What do you think about this thing?
00:30:58Well, Henry says it's a statement piece.
00:31:02Yeah, but is it stating that we like ugly shit hanging from our ceiling?
00:31:07Yep.
00:31:08Yep what?
00:31:10Yes, you turned our conference room into Bambi's nightmare.
00:31:13Yeah, I know. Hey, listen, do me a favor. Grab some flooring samples for Olivia, alright?
00:31:18Something durable that cleans up easy. In case we decide to have sex on the floor.
00:31:23Of course. You're worried she'll vomit?
00:31:26Oh, I like her even more when she's mean to me.
00:31:29You're going to give me a lawsuit?
00:31:30Probably. She gets aggravated, though, you know, when I flirt with other women. That's what it is.
00:31:35You do realize that only happens in pornos?
00:31:38Yeah, the good pornos. I'm going to give her a shot as soon as I'm done letting Olivia do dirty things to me.
00:31:44Well, that's going to take a while. Olivia's a bigger slut than you are.
00:31:46Hey, are we going to pretend to play basketball tonight or what?
00:31:49No can do. I got dinner with Jen.
00:31:51I think I just saw your balls roll by.
00:31:53Yeah, you want to go catch them for me?
00:31:56Just crushed it. Just crushed one of your balls right there.
00:31:59Thanks, bud. We'll see.
00:32:01Call me Ball Crusher from now on.
00:32:21Thanks.
00:32:39So, how'd it go?
00:32:40Too good. New bar is sending me to San Francisco.
00:32:43No, no, not the presentation. Spencer's gift.
00:32:46What'd he say about the trip?
00:32:47He wants to stay home and eat cobbler.
00:32:49No vacation sex?
00:32:50No French getaway?
00:32:52No.
00:32:53Who in their right mind turns down a vacation like that?
00:32:56Well, you know Spencer. He's kind of a homebody.
00:32:58Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:33:00How long have you two been married? What, like three years?
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:03Okay. See, that's your problem.
00:33:05I have a problem?
00:33:06Everyone always talks about the seven-year itch, but no one mentions the three-year snooze.
00:33:12People get complacent.
00:33:14Get relaxed, but you have to be vigilant.
00:33:16Okay, otherwise you're growing out your leg hair, you're growing out your down there hair,
00:33:18and you're wearing your fat jeans and a pair of Spanx.
00:33:20Okay?
00:33:21And the next thing you know, he runs off with a reality TV star named Shonda.
00:33:24Okay? And that's my personal experience, but I'm telling you,
00:33:27you better watch out because Shonda speaks six languages,
00:33:29and one of those languages is sex.
00:33:31Are you going to eat that?
00:33:33I'm getting a Huns. Super Huns over here.
00:33:46Okay.
00:34:03Peach Plaza Motel.
00:34:04Uh, yes. I'm trying to reach a guest named...
00:34:10Sir?
00:34:12Yes. Um, uh, the guest name...
00:34:16Annabelle Hensler?
00:34:18Just a moment.
00:34:24Well, it took you long enough. We need to meet.
00:34:26It's not going to happen, Annabelle.
00:34:28You know, I get that you love being the soft suburban zombie,
00:34:32but like I told you three years ago in Nice, you can't just walk away from this game.
00:34:37I got a job for you, kiddo.
00:34:39I'm out.
00:34:40You're going to have to find somebody else to clean up your mess.
00:34:42My mess?
00:34:43If you don't do this job, it'll be your mess.
00:34:46I'm in room 114. I'll be waiting for you.
00:34:49Just do what I'm telling you.
00:34:51Spencer.
00:34:53Spencer!
00:34:54Hey!
00:34:55Spencer.
00:34:57Did you just hang up on someone?
00:34:59Nope.
00:35:02Jen's tired up at work, so I'm supposed to do something nice for your birthday.
00:35:07So here I am. I'm going to feed you.
00:35:09Boy, that's great.
00:35:11But really, I can just grab something real quick.
00:35:13You're saying you'd rather eat alone?
00:35:15Nope. Of course not.
00:35:17I...
00:35:19Let's break some bread.
00:35:24Who's H?
00:35:27My old boss.
00:35:28Just asked me if I want my old job back.
00:35:33He sent you hugs and kisses?
00:35:36Yep.
00:35:37It's a French thing, you know.
00:35:39Always kissing fruits.
00:35:41I can't take you to dinner dressed like a street urchin.
00:35:44So, we'll stop by your house and pick up adult apparel.
00:35:48I'll leave my car here.
00:35:50I will meet you out front.
00:36:09What's with you?
00:36:11You're like a chained rhesus monkey at the wheel.
00:36:14Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner, huh?
00:36:22You and Mrs. K still thinking about going on that cruise?
00:36:26Yes.
00:36:30Where are you going to go?
00:36:32I really think that's up to the captain, Spencer.
00:36:40What's with you kids?
00:36:42Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house. It's not safe.
00:36:46I couldn't agree with you more, sir.
00:36:49Did I leave my keys in the truck?
00:36:51I am not telepathic, Spencer.
00:36:53Maybe I'm just...
00:36:54This is not Candyland. Unlock trucks. Get stolen.
00:36:58I'm not a thief.
00:37:00I'm not a thief.
00:37:01I'm not a thief.
00:37:02I'm not a thief.
00:37:03I'm not a thief.
00:37:04I'm not a thief.
00:37:05I'm not a thief.
00:37:06This is not Candyland. Unlock trucks. Get stolen.
00:37:09Which is why careful men use the garage.
00:37:14Thank you, sir.
00:37:15The keys are in the ignition.
00:37:25Surprise!
00:37:36You got me good.
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:39Happy birthday.
00:37:41I told you I wouldn't throw you a party.
00:37:43On my birthday. Right.
00:37:45Very cute.
00:37:46Not what you were expecting, right?
00:37:48No.
00:37:49Okay. All right.
00:37:51I'm going to run upstairs and change really quick.
00:37:53Okay. We'll be down here waiting when you come back.
00:37:59Surprise!
00:38:06Good job, babe.
00:38:11Good evening. Peach Plaza Motel.
00:38:13Yes. Can you connect me with Annabelle Hensler, please?
00:38:16One moment.
00:38:21No answer, sir.
00:38:23Would you like to leave a message?
00:38:25No. No. No message.
00:38:31I got a lot of work going on in that,
00:38:33so I don't know if I'm going to make it this evening.
00:38:36We should. We should.
00:38:37I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.
00:38:39Yeah. I'll join you.
00:38:42Oh, sweetheart.
00:38:44Oh, dear.
00:38:45I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over tomorrow.
00:38:47We can't let you spend your birthday alone.
00:38:50I got the block party.
00:38:52Oh, sorry.
00:38:53We could come with you.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:56Perfect.
00:38:57Great.
00:38:58I'm coming, you lush...
00:39:00Oh, Henry might be staying tonight.
00:39:02I'm telling you, smoke on the water.
00:39:04This chick was electrified.
00:39:06Pow! Stamp! Pop!
00:39:08Woo!
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:15I need to get a fill-up.
00:39:18Uh-huh.
00:39:19You got something there you think I might like?
00:39:21I'll see you guys in a minute.
00:39:22There's something you might like.
00:39:23It's your party.
00:39:24You get to have whatever you want.
00:39:27Uh...
00:39:28Wine?
00:39:29Having fun?
00:39:30I love wine.
00:39:31I'll go open it.
00:39:33I'll be here with a birthday kiss when you get back.
00:39:36I just hope that it was a good surprise.
00:39:37You know, I mean, he seems kind of distracted.
00:39:39Well, he wasn't expecting a house full of people.
00:39:41Cut him some slack.
00:39:43Maybe Christian is right about the three-year thing.
00:39:45You would tell me, right?
00:39:46You wouldn't sugarcoat it.
00:39:47Because with things like that, it's just better to know.
00:39:49I mean, my legs aren't hairy,
00:39:50but I have been in my fat jeans for the last two weeks,
00:39:52which may be why he would rather stay home and make cobbler
00:39:55than go on vacation with me, and I'm gone.
00:39:57I really am freaking out.
00:39:58What's going on with you guys?
00:40:01You got her all freaked out at lunch.
00:40:03Are you still having sex with Spencer, yes or no?
00:40:06Yeah, all the time.
00:40:08And your marriage is fine.
00:40:10Guys, can we please play charades now?
00:40:12Come on.
00:40:15All right.
00:40:16Aah!
00:40:23You sure you're all right?
00:40:24Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
00:40:25Oh, God.
00:40:26All right.
00:40:27Okay.
00:40:28Watch your step.
00:40:29Walk home.
00:40:30Maybe he shouldn't be driving.
00:40:31He's fine.
00:40:33Oh.
00:40:36No, no, no.
00:40:37Babe, I got it.
00:40:38No, honey, no.
00:40:39I got it.
00:40:40I'll put the house to bed.
00:40:41You go start packing.
00:40:42Babe, it's your birthday.
00:40:43I got it.
00:40:44Are you sure?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:47Okay, just do the bare minimum.
00:40:49I'll get the rest in the morning.
00:40:50I love you.
00:40:51I love you, too.
00:40:52I love you.
00:40:53Where are your pants?
00:41:00Okay.
00:41:24Is something wrong?
00:41:25Hmm?
00:41:26No, of course not.
00:41:28Are you sure?
00:41:29I mean, is everything okay between us?
00:41:34You're kidding, hon.
00:41:37Come here.
00:41:39Come here.
00:41:40It's fine.
00:41:43Maybe I could skip the cornfield packing method just this once.
00:41:48Your flight's early.
00:41:49You should keep packing.
00:41:58Okay.
00:42:29Oh.
00:42:30I should have just told me where I'd go tomorrow.
00:42:32I feel terrible missing your birthday.
00:42:33No worries.
00:42:34I got another one next year.
00:42:35Hmm.
00:42:38Well, hold on.
00:42:39Come on.
00:42:40I need your birthday kiss.
00:42:41Hmm.
00:42:42Hmm.
00:42:44Hmm.
00:42:45Hmm.
00:42:46Hmm.
00:42:47Hmm.
00:42:48Hmm.
00:42:49Hmm.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:42:51Hmm.
00:42:52Hmm.
00:42:53Hmm.
00:42:54Hmm.
00:42:55Hmm.
00:42:56Hmm.
00:42:58Hmm.
00:43:01Okay.
00:43:03We don't want the neighbors to get jealous.
00:43:08Throwing a little porno in the driveway.
00:43:10Don't want you to be late for the airport.
00:43:12I'll get you going.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:15Miss your flight.
00:43:16There we go.
00:43:22Hey, Jen.
00:43:23Jen!
00:43:24Hey!
00:43:25Jen!
00:43:26Hey, Jackie.
00:43:27You're up early for a party, animal.
00:43:29Oh, yeah.
00:43:30I'm just running off to the airport.
00:43:31My Dougie says it's a good thing we're such sound sleepers
00:43:34because, you know, a lot of other people might have an issue with all that noise.
00:43:37Hmm.
00:43:38Anywho, Dougie wants to talk to Spence
00:43:40about this whole fence on the property line brouhaha we're having.
00:43:44We don't want to bring lawyers into it any more than you do, right?
00:43:47But we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land.
00:43:49You know, you understand.
00:43:51Oh, yeah.
00:43:52Perfectly, of course.
00:43:53But you understand you're going to have to take it up with Spence, right?
00:43:55Okay.
00:43:56Thanks, Jackie.
00:43:57I'm sorry.
00:43:58I'm in such a big rush.
00:43:59See you soon.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:01You're late.
00:44:02Hey.
00:44:03Did you guys have fun last night?
00:44:05Oh, yeah.
00:44:06It was great.
00:44:07Of course, I'm paying for it this morning.
00:44:09You're still taking Spence out tonight, though, right?
00:44:11Yes.
00:44:12For the hundredth time.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:15Did Daddy promise to be nice to him?
00:44:16Hmm.
00:44:17Not in so many words.
00:44:20Just get yourself on the plane.
00:44:22Let us take care of Spence, okay?
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24I'll call you when I get to San Francisco.
00:44:25Love you.
00:44:26Love you, too, Junebug.
00:44:51Oh.
00:44:52What was that?
00:44:53You or me?
00:44:58That's me.
00:44:59And it's you.
00:45:02Here you go.
00:45:03You got any milk?
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:06Everything alright?
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:10Uh, what do I got?
00:45:12I got skim milk, and I've got some low-fat yogurt.
00:45:16You know what you can do?
00:45:17You can mix the two together.
00:45:18Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:45:21What the hell are you doing, man?
00:45:23I should have seen your face.
00:45:25You almost crapped your pants.
00:45:26Yeah, it's really funny.
00:45:27Ah.
00:45:28Ah.
00:45:29Ah.
00:45:29Ah.
00:45:30Ah.
00:45:31Ah.
00:45:32Come on.
00:45:33What are you doing?
00:45:34Killing you, buddy.
00:45:36Ah.
00:45:37Ah.
00:45:38Ah.
00:45:39Ah.
00:45:39Ah.
00:45:40Ah.
00:45:41Ah.
00:45:42Ah.
00:45:43Ah.
00:45:44Ah.
00:45:45Ah.
00:45:46Ah.
00:45:47Ah.
00:45:48Ah.
00:45:48Ah.
00:45:49Ah.
00:45:50Ah.
00:45:51Ah.
00:45:52Ah.
00:45:53Ah.
00:45:54Ah.
00:45:55Ah.
00:45:56Where are you going, Spence, huh?
00:45:58I'm gonna see if you're gonna come upstairs or something.
00:46:00Ah.
00:46:01Ah.
00:46:02Ah.
00:46:03Ah.
00:46:04Ah.
00:46:05Ah.
00:46:06Ah.
00:46:07Ah.
00:46:08Ah.
00:46:09Ah.
00:46:10Ah.
00:46:11Ah.
00:46:12Ah.
00:46:13Ah.
00:46:14Ah.
00:46:15Ah.
00:46:16Ah.
00:46:17Ah.
00:46:18Ah.
00:46:19Ah.
00:46:20Ah.
00:46:21Ah.
00:46:22Ah.
00:46:23Ah.
00:46:24Ah.
00:46:25Ah.
00:46:26Ah.
00:46:27Huh.
00:46:28Ah.
00:46:29Ah.
00:46:30Ah.
00:46:31Ah.
00:46:32Ah.
00:46:33Ah.
00:46:34Ah.
00:46:35Surprise, I'm back.
00:46:40Spence?
00:46:43Ah!
00:46:45Ah!
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48What are you doing?
00:46:50Richard, stop it!
00:46:51Stop you're hurting him!
00:46:53I need you to give me something.
00:46:54Stop it!
00:46:55Is it upstairs?
00:46:56On the bedside table?
00:46:57Is it a Glock 45?
00:46:58What?
00:46:59It's a gun!
00:47:00Just go get it!
00:47:01Why do you have a gun?
00:47:02Just get it!
00:47:03Ah!
00:47:04Ah!
00:47:05Ah!
00:47:06Ah!
00:47:07Ah!
00:47:08Ah!
00:47:09Ah!
00:47:10Ah!
00:47:12Ah!
00:47:13Ah!
00:47:14Yes!
00:47:15All right, I'm coming!
00:47:16I'm coming.
00:47:17I need you to help me!
00:47:18I'm here.
00:47:19I'm here!
00:47:21Just right now, I need you to point the gun at him,
00:47:23and shoot him in the face.
00:47:24What?
00:47:25Don't do it!
00:47:26He's gone crazy!
00:47:27It's a psychotic break!
00:47:28Don't do it!
00:47:29Just shot him.
00:47:30Please!
00:47:31Okay!
00:47:32Okay!
00:47:33Ah!
00:47:34Ah!
00:47:35Just shot me!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:37Ah!
00:47:38Are you crazy?
00:47:42You told me to shoot him in the face.
00:47:44I didn't think you were really going to shoot him.
00:47:46I was telling you it was a diversion.
00:47:47Well, then you should have waved across your fingers
00:47:49or something.
00:47:50Baby, I was a little busy trying not to talk.
00:47:52It's all right.
00:47:53He's just knocked out. He's not shot.
00:47:54It's OK.
00:47:55I need you to go to the basement and get the duct tape.
00:47:58There's duct tape downstairs.
00:47:59Go downstairs and get the duct tape.
00:48:01I can't move.
00:48:02Come on, babe.
00:48:03I can't move.
00:48:04It's OK.
00:48:05It's OK.
00:48:06It's OK.
00:48:07It's going to be OK.
00:48:09Maybe.
00:48:14Spence, what is happening?
00:48:21I'm about to find out.
00:48:22Ah!
00:48:23Stop!
00:48:24You're hurting him.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26I think he'll be all right.
00:48:31Sorry I'm blading on your chair.
00:48:33You said it reupholstered, right?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:38You're under contract.
00:48:40Contract for what?
00:48:41The business?
00:48:42Somebody hired him to kill me.
00:48:46Oh, my god.
00:48:48I thought we were friends.
00:48:49Really?
00:48:51Because you never seem that invested.
00:48:52Ow!
00:48:53I comforted you with every client that we have.
00:48:56I took a half a dozen husty girls out of slashing your tires.
00:49:00I even drove you to the free clinic
00:49:02when your balls were swollen and you had that fungal thing.
00:49:05No.
00:49:06I helped you bury.
00:49:07Sir barks a lot.
00:49:08Hey, he was a good dog, all right?
00:49:11Leave him out of this.
00:49:12He couldn't fetch for a shift.
00:49:13Spencer.
00:49:14Yeah?
00:49:15By the end of the day, you're going
00:49:17to be just as dead as he is.
00:49:18You got a $20 million bounty on your head.
00:49:25Oh, god.
00:49:27Are you going to faint?
00:49:29Unless I puke first.
00:49:31Breathe.
00:49:32It's OK.
00:49:34How is this OK?
00:49:35I'll explain.
00:49:36It's not right now.
00:49:37No, you explain now.
00:49:38I want you to explain right now.
00:49:40KNOCKING
00:49:42Jan?
00:49:43Ben?
00:49:45Hush.
00:49:47Hello?
00:49:49Yeah, that's it.
00:49:50Be very quiet.
00:49:52Maybe the other assassins will go away.
00:49:55It could be any of your neighbors.
00:49:57Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00You didn't think I'd have some competition?
00:50:02$20 million buys a lot of patience.
00:50:05Hello?
00:50:08I can see your car.
00:50:11Spencer, it's just Jackie Valero.
00:50:13I know you're in there.
00:50:15She just wants to talk about the property line or something.
00:50:17Or kill you.
00:50:20KNOCKING
00:50:21Hello?
00:50:22You two, hello?
00:50:24I'm here about the fence.
00:50:27What do we do?
00:50:28Go.
00:50:29Now.
00:50:30To the garage.
00:50:31What about him?
00:50:32No, no, no!
00:50:33Spencer, stop.
00:50:34If I don't, he'll come after us.
00:50:36He's our friend.
00:50:37He's a liar.
00:50:39SCREAMING
00:50:42SCREAMING
00:50:45SCREAMING
00:50:52SCREAMING
00:50:56SCREAMING
00:50:59SCREAMING
00:51:00Oh, shit!
00:51:02Shit, what's going on?
00:51:06Hold the gun.
00:51:07I can't tell.
00:51:08Jane, everything all right?
00:51:21Good morning.
00:51:26Slow down!
00:51:27Let my car run down!
00:51:28I am getting out!
00:51:29Right now!
00:51:30Sit down.
00:51:31I have a right to freak out!
00:51:32I don't even know who the hell you are!
00:51:33It's me.
00:51:34I just have a different resume.
00:51:35Who do you work for?
00:51:36Is it the mob?
00:51:37I can't tell you.
00:51:38If I tell you, they could kill you, too.
00:51:40Let's just say that I work for the blah, blah, blah, and they gave me a license to blah.
00:51:47I need air!
00:51:48I need air right now!
00:51:49Honey, honey.
00:51:50Oh, my God.
00:51:51It was never my primary director.
00:51:52Are we even married?
00:51:53Yes, we're married.
00:51:54I mean, legally married.
00:51:55I got out!
00:51:56I got out of your heart!
00:51:57I got out in France.
00:51:58I was in the love bubble in France!
00:51:59I was in the love bubble!
00:52:00Did you have a job?
00:52:12Got something for you, Spence?
00:52:17Spread your legs.
00:52:18Oh, no.
00:52:19You are not getting off that!
00:52:20Spread them!
00:52:21Okay!
00:52:22Oh, my God!
00:52:23Here.
00:52:24Oh, my God!
00:52:25Hold this.
00:52:26Oh, God!
00:52:28Hold on.
00:52:37Thank you.
00:52:48He's on my side!
00:52:49He's on my side!
00:52:50Get out!
00:52:51Oh, my God!
00:52:56Oh, my God!
00:52:58Oh, my God!
00:52:59Oh, cool!
00:53:00Spacecar!
00:53:22Damn!
00:53:23I got him.
00:53:26You okay?
00:53:27All right.
00:53:28He's gonna be close behind.
00:53:41Hide.
00:53:42What?
00:53:43Hide, now!
00:53:48What are you gonna do?
00:53:50I'm gonna kill him.
00:53:55Oh, my God!
00:53:56Oh, my God!
00:53:57Oh, my God!
00:53:58Oh, my God!
00:53:59Oh, my God!
00:54:00Oh, my God!
00:54:01Oh, my God!
00:54:02Oh, my God!
00:54:03Oh, my God!
00:54:04Oh, my God!
00:54:05Oh, my God!
00:54:06Oh, my God!
00:54:07Oh, my God!
00:54:08Oh, my God!
00:54:09Oh, my God!
00:54:10Oh, my God!
00:54:11Oh, my God!
00:54:12Oh, my God!
00:54:13Oh, my God!
00:54:14Oh, my God!
00:54:15Oh, my God!
00:54:16Oh, my God!
00:54:17Oh, my God!
00:54:18Oh, my God!
00:54:19Oh, my God!
00:54:20Oh, my God!
00:54:21Oh, my God!
00:54:22Oh, my God!
00:54:23Oh, my God!
00:54:24Oh, my God!
00:54:25Oh, my God!
00:54:26Oh, my God!
00:54:27Oh, my God!
00:54:28Oh, my God!
00:54:29Oh, my God!
00:54:30Oh, my God!
00:54:31Oh, my God!
00:54:32Oh, my God!
00:54:33Oh, my God!
00:54:34Oh, my God!
00:54:35Oh, my God!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:37Oh, my God!
00:54:38Oh, my God!
00:54:39Oh, my God!
00:54:40Oh, my God!
00:54:41Oh, my God!
00:54:42Oh, my God!
00:54:43Oh, my God!
00:54:44Oh, my God!
00:54:45Oh, my God!
00:54:46Oh, my God!
00:54:47Oh, my God!
00:54:48Oh, my God!
00:54:49Oh, my God!
00:54:50Oh, my God!
00:54:51Oh, my God!
00:54:52Oh, my God!
00:54:53Oh, my God!
00:54:54Oh, my God!
00:54:55Oh, my God!
00:54:56Oh, my God!
00:55:16Spencer?
00:55:20Spencer!
00:55:23Get in the truck.
00:55:30Is he?
00:55:32Yeah.
00:55:37Start talking.
00:55:44I was recruited in college freshman year.
00:55:47Why did they choose you?
00:55:49They were for independent people, and after my parents passed, I didn't have any family, so...
00:55:58We gotta go, babe.
00:56:02You can be pissed at me in the truck.
00:56:05Are you gonna kill me, too?
00:56:07Well, if I was gonna kill you, I'd have shot you back at the house.
00:56:10I... that...
00:56:12It sounded weird. I...
00:56:15Logically, you know that that's true.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:27Spread them.
00:56:29For God's sakes, what else do you have down there?
00:56:37How many people, Spence?
00:56:42Four.
00:56:44Teen.
00:56:45Fifteen.
00:56:47It's fifteen.
00:56:52Is fifteen your real number, or is that, like, when you ask a girl how many guys she slept with and you have to double it and times it by ten?
00:56:59I didn't do that. I'm just...
00:57:02Fifteen is my number.
00:57:05They were all bad guys, as far as I know.
00:57:08But it was getting harder to tell.
00:57:10And then I met you.
00:57:13And we fell in love, and I got out.
00:57:21My old boss reached out to me yesterday.
00:57:23He's staying in a hotel on Piedmont.
00:57:27He'll know what's going on.
00:57:45Sweetie, your gun is showing.
00:57:47Where do you expect me to put it? Have you seen the size of this thing?
00:58:09Oh, it's my dad. Should I take it?
00:58:20Thought you said you were going to change that.
00:58:28Sweetheart, relax.
00:58:30It's a little early to check on Spencer, don't you think?
00:58:33And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel.
00:58:37Yeah, you're right.
00:58:52Spencer, I got that.
00:59:15Easy. It's my old boss, Holbrook.
00:59:21It's two to the heart, one to the head.
00:59:23It's old school training. I've been an experienced hitter.
00:59:31All right, judging from his body, it happened earlier this morning.
00:59:35It's okay. It's the adrenaline. It'll go away in a little bit.
00:59:38How can you talk about him like that? You knew him.
00:59:41It's my training, baby.
00:59:43Sorry.
00:59:47Spencer, I can't stay in here. I think I'm going to get sick.
00:59:50Just give me a second, baby.
00:59:53I need to have some information about the target.
00:59:57You already looked there.
01:00:00I'm missing something.
01:00:08It's the watch.
01:00:10It's wrong.
01:00:12You never wear anything this flashy.
01:00:14Nothing to get noticed.
01:00:19What is this?
01:00:21It's broken. Who cares?
01:00:22No, no. It's a plug-in for like a flash drive or something.
01:00:25It's missing.
01:00:27You're right. Someone's taken the drive.
01:00:31Okay. All right.
01:00:34Let's go.
01:00:43Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook?
01:00:46No.
01:00:47I didn't see him until this morning.
01:00:49There was another shooter at the house.
01:00:50I think we need to get out of here.
01:00:52Absolutely.
01:00:53And go to my parents.
01:00:54No.
01:00:55Yes.
01:00:56No.
01:00:57Yes.
01:00:58No.
01:00:59Yes. My dad will know what to do.
01:01:00I used to do this for a living, okay?
01:01:01We do not want to involve your parents, and we definitely don't need help from your dad.
01:01:04I think we do.
01:01:05Because your plan to kill Henry and come see a dead guy, it's not really working out.
01:01:10I should have seen this coming.
01:01:11Of course you're going to rope your parents into this.
01:01:13You're a spy and a double agent, but I'm the bad guy because I want to call my parents? Really?
01:01:17We've been married for three years, and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents.
01:01:22They're always coming over, and your dad's all, well, this is how the Kornfelds load the dishwasher,
01:01:28and mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Kornfeld way.
01:01:31Take this piece of coal, stick it up your keister, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll make a Kornfeld.
01:01:35Okay, now hold up a minute. You're talking about my parents.
01:01:37And I'm your husband.
01:01:39What are we going to do when we have our own kids?
01:01:43Hoo! Hoo!
01:01:46Jen, Jen, just talk to me for a second.
01:01:50Look, I take it back. I love your parents. I'm sending them a mental hug right now.
01:01:54Spencer! Hey! You okay?
01:01:57Yeah, I'm good.
01:01:59Your garage, it's a wreck.
01:02:01Yeah, it was a party foul.
01:02:04You do realize we have the block party tonight, and it's a real eyesore.
01:02:08Well, then don't look at it, Pete.
01:02:13You can't just run off like that. You make it impossible for me to protect you.
01:02:17A little late for protection.
01:02:21What?
01:02:22Think about it. My emotions are all over the place.
01:02:25I'm picking up smells that half the canine unit would miss.
01:02:27Plus, I pretty much feel like vomiting every time I breathe.
01:02:30It's been a stressful day.
01:02:32Explain these.
01:02:36Aren't they always that big?
01:02:40Aren't they always that big?
01:02:44You take the pill every day.
01:02:46I know, but I had strep last month, remember?
01:02:48I had to take a Z-Pak.
01:02:50Antibiotics knock out the pill. That's why I told you we had to be careful.
01:02:53I thought you were talking about my technique not getting knocked up.
01:02:55Okay, you know what? Don't yell at me, sure shot.
01:02:57You're the one who suggested naked Saturdays.
01:03:01Can I help you?
01:03:03Stop it.
01:03:04What? She's staring at him.
01:03:05Don't do that.
01:03:06Staring is rude.
01:03:07Can we just... We're not in a library here. Let's just pick up the pace.
01:03:10Well, they're not all equally accurate, okay?
01:03:12It's crazy to just stand out here in the aisles.
01:03:14Take one, take them all. I don't know. Who cares?
01:03:16I care. I care, Spence.
01:03:18It would be awesome to know if I am actually making a little beam inside of me, okay?
01:03:22And don't you call me crazy.
01:03:24I'm not calling you crazy. This scenario is crazy. Standing...
01:03:27You know, you're not helping.
01:03:28Folks, could I be of some assistance?
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:33Yes, you can.
01:03:35Uh, Kevin.
01:03:38Which one of these is the most accurate?
01:03:40Jen, I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert.
01:03:47Well, first response seems to be pretty popular.
01:03:50Can't seem to keep it on the show.
01:03:52Great.
01:03:53Here you go.
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:56Must be your first.
01:03:57Pregnancy test?
01:03:58Maybe.
01:03:59Oh, yeah.
01:04:01Hmm.
01:04:03Well, it may be your lucky day.
01:04:09Stop it. Stop it.
01:04:11Look at that. It's on sale.
01:04:13Great!
01:04:15That's great.
01:04:20Let's go.
01:04:22Thank you so much. Thanks.
01:04:24I'm coming.
01:04:27No judging.
01:04:30I need to follow protocol and report Holbrook's termination.
01:04:34We'll get a safe house.
01:04:36You'll be protected there.
01:04:38And I can figure out who Holbrook's target was.
01:04:41Maybe find out who set this whole thing in motion.
01:04:44As long as I get to pee on the stick and eat my delicious jerky, I'm in.
01:04:47Great.
01:04:49Listen, there's one more thing.
01:04:52And you can't be upset.
01:04:54I need to steal a car.
01:04:56The truck shot to shit.
01:04:58Probably be the least awful thing we do all day, so go for it.
01:05:07God, I'm eating like I just got home from fat camp.
01:05:10I'm glad you said it.
01:05:12Really?
01:05:14You want to poke Mama Bear right now?
01:05:16That seems like a good idea.
01:05:18You're kind of scary right now.
01:05:20I hate your phone calls.
01:05:24You are go for contact.
01:05:26This is Zulu 1-4-9-er.
01:05:28Sierra 1-0-0 has been forcibly retired prior to contact.
01:05:31Please advise a secure location for briefing.
01:05:34Hold for further instructions.
01:05:37Zulu 1-4-9-er?
01:05:39That's my codename.
01:05:42She's not very catchy.
01:05:45Sorry, all the cool codenames were taken.
01:05:49Zulu 1-4-9-er, please confirm your contact and his status.
01:05:53Sierra 1-0-0 and his status is dead,
01:05:55and I believe his target has put a hit on me.
01:05:58Negative. Sierra 1-0-0 has no target.
01:06:01He is no longer an active agent.
01:06:03Please provide your location and coordinates.
01:06:11What happened?
01:06:12Something's not right.
01:06:14Where are you going?
01:06:15Search Henry's stuff.
01:06:16See if we can find out who hired him.
01:06:17Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook.
01:06:19Oh, and you can do your pee thing.
01:06:24I got it. I'm in.
01:06:28Nice.
01:06:30Porn. Porn. Porn.
01:06:34Porn.
01:06:36Porn.
01:06:38People are so inventive.
01:06:42They're, like, propped up there, man.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:48Okay, how weird is this gonna get?
01:06:50Okay, how weird is this gonna get?
01:06:52Because there are some things you cannot unsee.
01:06:54It's a picture of Henry's dogs.
01:06:55Sir barks a lot.
01:06:57In costume?
01:07:00I don't know.
01:07:04Wait a minute.
01:07:06Look at the size of these files.
01:07:12Oh, my God.
01:07:14These are pictures from two years ago.
01:07:17I mean, this was the first block party we went to.
01:07:22Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed Henry
01:07:24in God knows who else into my life.
01:07:26Our life.
01:07:27Our life.
01:07:32Wait, what?
01:07:36I'm pretty sure your dad took that one.
01:07:40What is that supposed to mean?
01:07:42Nothing. Just an observation.
01:07:44Yes, an observation about my father in that photo.
01:07:46Because it's a picture that he took.
01:07:49Okay, so now my dad is a bad guy.
01:07:51I definitely did not...
01:07:52No, no, no, you're right, you're right,
01:07:54because you're a liar and a hitman,
01:07:56and everyone probably is, too.
01:07:58So I bet my mom's in on it.
01:07:59And Gammy Kornfeld, yeah,
01:08:01I think she's just messing with our minds, you know,
01:08:03with the whole I'm-in-a-wheelchair bit.
01:08:05Okay, we are getting into some counterproductive territory here,
01:08:07and I think we should move on to something else.
01:08:09Like, maybe we should piss on a stick now.
01:08:12That would be a good idea.
01:08:14That is a good idea, because I do have to pee.
01:08:16Grab my gun.
01:08:18You can't just walk out in...
01:08:21You are aware people are trying to kill us.
01:08:23I really have to go.
01:08:31For God's sakes, just turn the light on.
01:08:33It's not like there's a lot of places to hide.
01:08:35Just humor me.
01:08:39Why, thanks.
01:08:45Ah...
01:08:53Ah...
01:08:55I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me.
01:08:58Hon, you peed in front of me a million times.
01:09:00But there's a little more pressure now, don't you think?
01:09:07Better?
01:09:11No.
01:09:13Huh?
01:09:21Ah...
01:09:27Honey, please, can you just give me one minute?
01:09:30It's gonna take a minute.
01:09:32You can guard the door.
01:09:43Okay.
01:09:59Hey.
01:10:00Hey.
01:10:01You're here.
01:10:02You're here.
01:10:03Oh, I'm glad.
01:10:04Look, there's a problem with the Winckeye count.
01:10:06June 2008, the billing.
01:10:08You might want to take a look at it.
01:10:10You know what?
01:10:11Let's forget the billing.
01:10:13We'll take care of it on Monday.
01:10:15Are you sure?
01:10:16Yeah.
01:10:17Okay.
01:10:18Great.
01:10:41Spence?
01:11:11Spence?
01:11:13Spence?
01:11:40Spence?
01:11:44Spence?
01:11:48Spence!
01:12:14Spence!
01:12:20Spence!
01:12:21June, you stop it!
01:12:23Stop it!
01:12:30Honey, I don't... I don't know how to...
01:12:32It's not... It's not shooting.
01:12:33I don't... Oh, God!
01:12:44Are you okay?
01:12:49Baby, are you all right?
01:12:52Shit.
01:12:53I'm out of ammo.
01:12:59Bullets before babies, huh?
01:13:02Hey, ammo is kind of important right now.
01:13:05What's the thing?
01:13:07I don't know.
01:13:09Ammo is kind of important right now.
01:13:12What's the thing?
01:13:17What's two bars mean?
01:13:19Hey, you got to translate this for me.
01:13:23Hey.
01:13:25Am I going to be a dad?
01:13:28I'm going to be a mother,
01:13:29but I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father.
01:13:39Jen. Jen.
01:13:41I know you're upset, and you have every right to be,
01:13:44but I can't change who I was.
01:13:46Where does that leave us?
01:13:48We'll figure it out.
01:13:49How?
01:13:50I will keep you safe.
01:13:51How?
01:13:53Tell me how, and I will stay.
01:14:02It's over, Spence.
01:14:06I know you don't want this to be over.
01:14:08Would I want it to stop mattering
01:14:09the moment I saw those two bars?
01:14:18Where are you going?
01:14:24Jen.
01:14:27Jen.
01:14:29Jen!
01:14:38Jen.
01:14:47Whoa.
01:14:49Oh, Olivia.
01:15:03Henry, who is calling you?
01:15:08You got to be kidding me.
01:15:15Hey, Spence, I got a package for you.
01:15:21Relax, buddy. Try a little decaf.
01:15:23Come on around the other side for me.
01:15:33I think it's that backorder fabric from Tucson.
01:15:36Sure took its sweet time getting here, huh?
01:15:39Yeah.
01:15:43I just need your signature on the top there.
01:15:46Pen?
01:15:47Oh, yeah.
01:16:07Ah!
01:16:19I think I got him.
01:16:21Yeah, you got him.
01:16:22Oh, God. I'm glad you're okay.
01:16:24God, look at the windshield.
01:16:26He must have really pissed him off.
01:16:37Ah!
01:16:39Ah!
01:16:41Is anyone not trying to kill me?
01:17:06Ah!
01:17:25Thanks.
01:17:29Let's go steal a car.
01:17:33So what do we do now?
01:17:35I don't know.
01:17:39Maybe some couples counseling.
01:17:43No. Now, Spencer.
01:17:46What do we do right now?
01:17:48Right now. Right. Okay.
01:17:49Right now we're going to go to the house.
01:17:51I got a go-bag. We got money, weapons, passports. We're set.
01:17:54Why exactly do we have a go-bag, Spencer?
01:17:56Did you know this was going to happen?
01:17:58No, I didn't.
01:18:00No, I didn't know.
01:18:02You're lying. You are lying.
01:18:05No, I'm not. Am I telling you everything?
01:18:07No, I'm not telling you everything.
01:18:09Okay, but we're married. That's what married people do, honey.
01:18:12They lie to each other.
01:18:13They tell people things that aren't true to keep them safe
01:18:16and to protect one another
01:18:18when they ask things like if they have their mother's arms.
01:18:23Not that you have your mother's arms. I'm not...
01:18:25You lied to me the first time we met.
01:18:27No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
01:18:29Unless your dad is a Russian pervert.
01:18:31Well, I came clean about that.
01:18:33You didn't. You did not come clean.
01:18:35I did, too. No, you didn't.
01:18:36I told you I can't help that you were sleeping.
01:18:38I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person.
01:18:40Come on.
01:18:41Well, for all I know, you heard everything I said.
01:18:44Based on what?
01:18:45Based on your leg was twitching.
01:18:47God, you know, this is perfect. This is just perfect.
01:18:50You couldn't have just been hiding tranny porn in the crawl space
01:18:52like Susie Brent's husband, Murray.
01:18:55Yeah. Murray Brent.
01:18:57No, no, no, no. You had to be a spy.
01:19:01I can't believe I married a spy.
01:19:04What am I, pussy galore?
01:19:06Not that I know of.
01:19:08Excuse me?
01:19:09You're going to complain now about our sex life?
01:19:11Is that what you're doing?
01:19:12That's what you're going to do now?
01:19:14Pull the car over. We'll have sex right now.
01:19:16No, we're going to my parents. We are going to my parents.
01:19:18I'm taking us to my parents' house.
01:19:20We are not going to your parents' house.
01:19:21Yes, we are.
01:19:22I said yes!
01:19:23Listen to me.
01:19:24You cannot go to your parents.
01:19:26You have to trust me.
01:19:28I love you.
01:19:30And I will protect you.
01:19:32Now, you did a great job of finding the car.
01:19:34I need you to point it at the house and step on it.
01:19:38Okay, fine.
01:19:41I'm stepping on it and it's not going.
01:19:45It's stopping, actually. It's starting to go.
01:19:56Great.
01:20:09Didn't notice the blinking fuel light.
01:20:13You're right. I apologize.
01:20:15Topping off the tank should have been my first priority.
01:20:20Run!
01:20:23Run!
01:20:25Run!
01:20:36Jump! Jump over!
01:20:40Run!
01:20:46Darn it!
01:20:53It's locked!
01:20:54Stop pulling it!
01:20:55It's locked!
01:20:57I missed!
01:20:58Really?
01:21:00Run! Run!
01:21:10Run!
01:21:13Run!
01:21:15Run!
01:21:17Run!
01:21:19Run!
01:21:29Those bubbles are amazing!
01:21:34Shit!
01:21:38It's a block party.
01:21:40Stay close. Keep moving.
01:21:52You want that muffin?
01:21:59Everyone to the winner!
01:22:03Winner, winner, we got a winner!
01:22:06Like a balloon whip crash!
01:22:09Corn dogs!
01:22:11Hey, you guys! It's Fence Fence.
01:22:14Jen-Jen, Jen-Jen, where are you guys going?
01:22:17They got corn dogs.
01:22:18They got regular and they got baking powder.
01:22:21Hey, there's no way she's packing meat.
01:22:23Oh, you'd be surprised where people hide stuff.
01:22:27Guys, try to use the bathroom in here.
01:22:30Where's the go-bag office?
01:22:33Stay away from the windows, okay?
01:22:35The safe is underneath the carpet.
01:22:37The combination's our anniversary.
01:22:39Where are you going?
01:22:40To get the guns.
01:22:41Oh, get the guns.
01:22:43More guns. That's great.
01:22:47Jennifer?
01:23:10Are you all right, Jennifer?
01:23:14Yeah, I'm good.
01:23:15Oh, Tilda Walfordson?
01:23:21Ooh, I'm Swedish.
01:23:23That's funny.
01:23:29Spence?
01:23:31Spencer, is that you?
01:23:46Oh, God. Mom.
01:23:49Hey, you know, it is actually not a great time.
01:23:52You think?
01:23:58Kristen?
01:24:00Oh, you know, actually, that kind of makes sense.
01:24:02I mean, you know, it's not a great time.
01:24:04It's not a great time.
01:24:06It's not a great time.
01:24:08It's not a great time.
01:24:10It's not a great time.
01:24:13Oh, you know, actually, that kind of makes sense.
01:24:15Lower your gun or it's last call for Mommy.
01:24:43I told you, she's not a nice girl.
01:24:46You told her that? That's very rude.
01:24:53God damn it! Who is up there?
01:24:55I don't know.
01:24:56If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect before I had the chance to,
01:24:58I will kill you both on principle.
01:25:01Lower your gun now.
01:25:12Check it out.
01:25:19Ellie!
01:25:28Just let my mom go, okay? I am all the leverage you need.
01:25:31I didn't spend the last three years
01:25:33listening to you babble incessantly
01:25:36about your perfect little life to F it all up now.
01:25:39So get in the living room, both of you.
01:25:41Let's go.
01:25:43Let's go.
01:25:45Let's go.
01:25:47Turn around.
01:25:49Come here, dear. Come on.
01:25:53Okay, all right.
01:25:55Jen, to be fair,
01:25:57we did have some good times.
01:25:59Yeah.
01:26:05Oh, there you are, dear.
01:26:10Answer the phone, sir.
01:26:13My dead best friend wants to let you know
01:26:15that your target's still alive.
01:26:17Stand down, Spencer.
01:26:19Whoa, hey, guys.
01:26:21He killed Holbrook.
01:26:23Two to the heart, one to the head, remember?
01:26:29And then he pulled the trigger on me.
01:26:33Daddy, is that true?
01:26:35I put sleepers in your life because I didn't trust your husband.
01:26:39I hoped I'd never have to use it.
01:26:43It's the flash drive from Holbrook's watch.
01:26:45It's all there.
01:26:47His old boss turned dirty.
01:26:49And in your office, when I saw that card
01:26:51with his name on it,
01:26:53I knew you were back in the game and you were coming after me.
01:26:59So I activated the killers.
01:27:01I'm not trying to kill you, sir.
01:27:03Why don't you tell her about Nice,
01:27:05where you tried to blow me up?
01:27:07You know my niece.
01:27:09I was supposed to be on that helicopter.
01:27:11When I saw you, I didn't go.
01:27:17You said you got out when we met in France.
01:27:19You said you were in the love bubble.
01:27:21I got out. I'm out.
01:27:23Just look at him. Does he look like he's out?
01:27:25It was my last job. I'm out.
01:27:29I got out.
01:27:31For us.
01:27:34And I'm never going back.
01:27:51So you are not a pilot.
01:27:53Is that what we're...
01:27:57Daddy, enough. Put your gun down.
01:27:59I have been dodging bullets all day thanks to you,
01:28:01and it is not good for the baby.
01:28:03You have a baby? No, I'm going to.
01:28:05Oh, I knew it!
01:28:07Let's celebrate. Okay.
01:28:09I'm going to be a grandpa? Yes.
01:28:15Oh, God.
01:28:19Oh, my God.
01:28:21And you are the father.
01:28:23Oh, for God's sakes, Dad.
01:28:25Oh, my God.
01:28:31Okay.
01:28:33Okay.
01:28:35Okay. Okay.
01:28:37This would be a great time for a trust circle.
01:28:39Trust circle? Yes.
01:28:41Yeah.
01:28:43Yeah, let's do that, okay?
01:28:45Let's gather, everybody. Dad, pull up a chair.
01:28:47Mother, join us.
01:28:49Okay.
01:28:51Okay. I don't do trust circles.
01:28:53I know, Mother, but I think that this is necessary.
01:28:55Humor me.
01:28:57Okay, I finally understand
01:28:59that I am not to blame for this dynamic.
01:29:01Okay?
01:29:03You are, and you need
01:29:05to own that.
01:29:07I need to own the fact that I unwittingly
01:29:09married the one man
01:29:11who is exactly like my father.
01:29:13A liar.
01:29:15So,
01:29:17if any of you want to ever
01:29:19see this kid, this is
01:29:21what's going to happen, okay?
01:29:23There will be no more
01:29:25lying, no more
01:29:27stealing cars or
01:29:29hiding weapons in the furniture, and I never want to
01:29:31see you two try to kill each other again, okay?
01:29:33In fact, there will be no more killing.
01:29:35I don't want to see you swat a
01:29:37fucking fly, okay? All right?
01:29:39Are we all together on this?
01:29:41Yeah. Yeah? It's a great job, baby.
01:29:43Whew.
01:29:45Is there anything else
01:29:47that I need to
01:29:49or should know?
01:29:51Anyone?
01:29:53Spencer?
01:29:55English
01:29:57is not my first language.
01:30:09And also,
01:30:11the third week
01:30:13that we were together,
01:30:15you said,
01:30:17I love you in your sleep.
01:30:19And
01:30:21I didn't tell you because
01:30:23I wanted to be the one who said it
01:30:25first.
01:30:27I'm sorry.
01:30:31Thank you, honey.
01:30:33Mom?
01:30:35Mm-hmm?
01:30:37Um,
01:30:39dear, you remember that time that
01:30:41I took you and your little friend for a
01:30:43boat ride?
01:30:45No. No?
01:30:47Well, forget it, then. We're good.
01:30:50Okay.
01:30:54Okay, fine. In addition
01:30:56to planting killers in your life
01:30:58and secretly working for a government agency,
01:31:00I would like to admit...
01:31:06You!
01:31:10Jan!
01:31:12We need to talk
01:31:14about that dark property fine.
01:31:17Hi, Jan.
01:31:24Uh, sweetie,
01:31:26I don't think she was a killer.
01:31:28Oh, I know.
01:31:36Red wire crosses blue.
01:31:38Good as new.
01:31:40Blue crosses red. Good as dead. I know.
01:31:42It's my saying.
01:31:44You copied me.
01:31:46I did not copy you. I have not copied you a day in my life.
01:31:48Really?
01:31:50I think it was coming in nice, don't you?
01:31:52No.
01:31:54Well, he likes it.
01:31:56Don't you, buddy?
01:31:58You like Daddy's mustache, don't you?
01:32:00Don't you like that mustache?
01:32:02How's my little big guy doing?
01:32:04I'm great. Except for your dad thinks I'm copying him,
01:32:06which I'm not. Will you please tell him I'm not copying him?
01:32:08Oh, sorry, sweetie.
01:32:10Every girl marries her father.
01:32:12That's not gross.
01:32:14I certainly did.
01:32:16My father was one handsome man.
01:32:18Well-built, rippling muscles.
01:32:20His mustache was a lot larger than yours, though.
01:32:22Thick, like a Balkan forest.
01:32:24That's nice, Mother, but you're here to babysit,
01:32:26not creep me out, so if you wouldn't mind...
01:32:28Oh, hi!
01:32:30Yeah, Grandma's a little scary.
01:32:32Yeah.
01:32:36You know, maybe it's too soon.
01:32:38Maybe we should just stay.
01:32:40No, we're not staying. It's date night.
01:32:42We're gonna go out. It's gonna be great.
01:32:44I'm in my skinny jeans.
01:32:46Don't worry, Spencer. You can trust us.
01:32:50Well, if we can't trust them,
01:32:52who can we trust, right?
01:32:54Right.
01:32:56Hi, buddy.
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01:35:02There is beauty in the world
01:35:04There is beauty in the world
01:35:06So shake your booty boys and girls
01:35:09Beauty in the world
01:35:11Pick your diamond, pick your pearl
01:35:13Cause there is beauty in the world
01:35:15All together now
01:35:26Hey
01:35:28Throw your hands up in the air
01:35:31Yeah
01:35:33Throw your hands up and holler
01:35:35When you don't know what to do
01:35:37Don't know if you'll make it through
01:35:40Remember God, he's giving you
01:35:42Beauty in the world
01:35:44Beauty in the world
01:35:46Beauty in the world
01:35:48There is beauty in the world
01:35:51There is beauty in the world
01:35:53So shake your booty boys and girls
01:35:56Beauty in the world
01:35:58Pick your diamond, pick your pearl
01:36:01There is beauty in the world
01:36:03All together now
01:36:05Yeah, love
01:36:07Yeah, love
01:36:09Oh, love
01:36:12All together now
01:36:14Hey baby, when I'm looking at you
01:36:16I know it's like it's true
01:36:18That love is overwhelming
01:36:20Beauty in the world
01:36:22Hey baby, when I'm looking at you
01:36:25I know it's like it's true
01:36:27That love is overwhelming
01:36:30Beauty in the world
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