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00:00:40and thirty seconds and proceed with plan C-11, the total destructive, check, check, the magnetic
00:00:55triggering device will be here, on the continental divide, and when the magnetic forces at the
00:01:04area B collide, the implosion spreads the furnaceous bacteria all over these regions shown here,
00:01:15and all life will disappear within seven hours, poot, konietz, poot, konietz, any questions?
00:01:32Everything is in order, the ring, this ring contains poison, and if you are detected, you remove the pill from the inside and you eat it immediately,
00:01:51yes sir, immediately, the vial, this is the vial that contains the dreaded furnaceous bacteria, I shall start the timing mechanism now,
00:02:22my ship, sir, but who, who is going to take that vial to the magnetic area?
00:02:33You, the motherland's number one spy, will release the rabbit in red area number one,
00:02:43the rabbit, rabbit, inside a typical American camera, where the stupid American capitalists would never think to look,
00:03:02a little bunny, I will attach the vial to the rabbit's neck,
00:03:16I think those guys must be the rat thinks,
00:03:19you will keep the rabbit with you at all times, you will guard him with your life,
00:03:27do you understand me, monsieur?
00:03:30Yes, sir.
00:03:37If you should fail, counter espionage will contact spy control, and you will die.
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00:03:56Courage for the motherland.
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00:04:04Motherland's motherland, they're sick.
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00:06:43Welcome to America.
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00:10:22I'm here.
00:10:23There is Magan.
00:10:26Signaling G-2 on standby.
00:10:37Signaling G-2 on standby.
00:10:45Communication granted.
00:10:46Continue.
00:10:47This is Agent X.
00:10:50Helicopter arrived.
00:10:51Area 701.
00:10:54Master Spy Misha Lozov aboard.
00:10:59Intelligence reports indicate delicate timing mechanism in bacteriological capsule.
00:11:06Special Agent Y briefed on procedure and is now on route, Killdeer Ranch.
00:11:26Spy X-11 to the submarine.
00:11:29Spy X-11 to the submarine.
00:11:33Your transmitter is not turned on.
00:11:36Not yet?
00:11:40Spy X-11 to the submarine.
00:11:43Secret submarine.
00:11:44Spy X-11 to the secret submarine.
00:11:52This is Marshal Malouf in the secret submarine.
00:11:55Go ahead, Misha.
00:11:57Operation Nasty is underway.
00:12:01All plants are okie-dokie.
00:12:06Have you arrived at the Killdeer Ranch?
00:12:09Affirmative.
00:12:11Have you been observed?
00:12:13No, Marshal.
00:12:14No one.
00:12:15But no one has been seen me.
00:12:20That's good spy work, Misha.
00:12:23But we must keep the number one secret secret.
00:12:27No, you burn all the papers of identification and proceed as planned.
00:12:36But don't release the nasty rabbit until the appointed moment.
00:12:41You can depend on me, Marshal.
00:12:44Over.
00:12:45Oh, no.
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00:13:16Hey!
00:13:19Call all the dogs.
00:13:31Call all the dogs!
00:13:38Now, Jacko, down.
00:13:44What about this fire, stranger?
00:13:47Fire?
00:13:49What fire?
00:13:51Oh, this fire!
00:13:53Oh, I suppose that started by some careless bear, maybe.
00:13:58What are you doing around these parts?
00:14:00I'm a cowboy from Montana.
00:14:03Montana?
00:14:04Yeah, Montana, Oklahoma.
00:14:07You see, my horse threw me last night,
00:14:10and I was just ready to take it up
00:14:13when a new pack of dogs attacked me.
00:14:21You've got a mighty strange accent for a cowboy.
00:14:24Well, I'm a strange cowboy.
00:14:26You see, my father was an Irish,
00:14:28and my mother was a full-blooded Indian chief.
00:14:32Oh? And where are you heading?
00:14:35To kill the rats.
00:14:37Well, stranger, it just so happens I own the Kill Deer Ranch.
00:14:41Handle's Gavin. What's yours?
00:14:45Yours what?
00:14:46The handle.
00:14:48The handle?
00:14:49Name.
00:14:50Oh, name! O'Brien.
00:14:53Laughing Moose O'Brien.
00:14:56Well, uh, climb on my horse,
00:14:58and I'll give you a ride down the spread, Mr. O'Brien.
00:15:01Spread? What is this spread?
00:15:05Ranch.
00:15:07Oh!
00:15:10Laughing Moose
00:15:14These crazy Americans are so easy to fool.
00:15:19Laughing Moose
00:15:35Laughing Moose
00:15:48Laughing Moose
00:16:05Laughing Moose
00:16:35Laughing Moose
00:16:51Hi, Dad.
00:16:52Jackie, this is Mr. O'Brien.
00:16:55O'Brien?
00:16:57Oh, that's me!
00:16:59Laughing Moose O'Brien.
00:17:02I'm the cowboy from Montana, Oklahoma.
00:17:05Nice to meet you.
00:17:07Jackie, I'd like you to show Mr. O'Brien to room number 10.
00:17:18Young lady, it would be very nice
00:17:22if I would have a little drink first.
00:17:25A double vodka would be very, very nice.
00:17:29You're the first cowboy I ever saw who drinks vodka.
00:17:33Oh, because I'm half-breed Indian.
00:17:38Laughing Moose
00:17:56You must come to the dance tonight.
00:17:58We're having Brett Hunter, the recording star, here.
00:18:01Oh, isn't that nice?
00:18:06Oh, there he is now. Excuse me.
00:18:26Hello, Mr. Hunter.
00:18:27Hi.
00:18:28I'm Jackie Gavin, Mr. Gavin's daughter.
00:18:30Oh, it's a pleasure.
00:18:31We sure appreciate you coming
00:18:33way out here to play for us.
00:18:35Well, you might say it's nice to be here.
00:19:04Laughing Moose
00:19:06Mr. O'Brien.
00:19:08Yeah?
00:19:10How about a little grub?
00:19:12Grub?
00:19:14What is it, grub?
00:19:16Chow, food.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:21That's a mighty big camera you've got there.
00:19:26To take big pictures.
00:19:34Laughing Moose
00:19:39We noticed the sign,
00:19:40and we are rocking and rolling enthusiasts,
00:19:42and we come for the dance.
00:19:45Glad to have you and your wife with us.
00:19:48Oh, he's not my husband, darling.
00:19:51I haven't been married in over a year now.
00:19:55That was Perrine.
00:19:57I was so young, and Raoul was so...
00:20:00She is nothing but a little high-catcher.
00:20:02Thank you for the ride, darling.
00:20:05Now, where do I find these real live cowboys
00:20:09I've read about?
00:20:11A man's man.
00:20:15There's a lot of them around, ma'am.
00:20:17Ma'am?
00:20:19All cowboys say ma'am to the ladies,
00:20:23don't they?
00:20:26Yes, ma'am.
00:20:28Ma'am.
00:20:30Oh, what a cute little cowboy.
00:20:36My name's Cecilia.
00:20:39Cecilia.
00:20:42What's yours?
00:20:44You can call me Misha.
00:20:53What is that noise, darling?
00:20:56What noise?
00:20:58A funny little noise that goes beep, beep, beep.
00:21:01Oh, that is my pocket watch.
00:21:05It needs oiling.
00:21:07Oh, I didn't know watches need oiling, darling.
00:21:11But this is a cowboy watch.
00:21:29You are such a beautiful woman.
00:21:39Oh, I've been just saying that.
00:21:44Would you like to have a double vodka?
00:21:48Oh, that makes me so romantic.
00:21:58Oh, I've been just saying that.
00:22:28Howdy, partner.
00:22:39I'm Maxwell Stoknik.
00:22:42What's your name?
00:22:43Kruger.
00:22:44Heinrich Kruger.
00:22:48Kruger?
00:22:49Yeah.
00:22:52I'm a calf roper from Arizona.
00:22:56Where are you from?
00:22:58Far away.
00:23:04I was SS foreman of the Twisted Cross Ranch.
00:23:10You know the place?
00:23:22Did I hear you say you was a calf roper?
00:23:33Come on, little fella.
00:23:34I got a calf over here that's just about your size.
00:23:41Have you ever been on a dude ranch before?
00:23:44Oh, I'm sure.
00:23:45Oh, Dad.
00:23:48Dad, this is Britt Hunter.
00:23:50How do you do?
00:23:51My pleasure.
00:23:52Where do you want me to set up, Mr. Gavin?
00:23:54At the pavilion.
00:23:55Jackie, I thought you said you'd see Mr. O'Brien to his room.
00:23:58See you later.
00:24:02You sure got a pretty daughter there, Mr. Gavin.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:12You know, I still don't get it.
00:24:14Don't get what, Mr. Gavin?
00:24:16A rock and roller being a special agent.
00:24:20You know, I've been on this project for close to a year now.
00:24:23Well, you sure don't look like a special agent to me.
00:24:26Well, I'll bet that's what they found in Misha's country, too,
00:24:29when I was on tour there last year.
00:24:31Listen, fill me in on this ferocious, uh...
00:24:33Furnaceous.
00:24:34Furnaceous bacteria.
00:24:36Is it really as deadly as they say?
00:24:38I'm afraid it is.
00:24:39From the last I heard.
00:25:07Hi.
00:25:08Hi there.
00:25:12How do you like the wide open spaces,
00:25:14compared to the big cities, Mr. Hunter?
00:25:16I like it.
00:25:18And the name is Britt.
00:25:21I used to buy all your records.
00:25:23You haven't made any for a long time, have you?
00:25:25No, I've been involved in some other things for about the last year now.
00:25:29Personal appearances?
00:25:30Yeah, you might call it that.
00:25:33I sure couldn't believe it when Dad said you were coming.
00:25:36Well, how did he ever get you to come here?
00:25:39Well, it's... I'd say through a mutual friend of ours.
00:25:47I bet you have lots of girlfriends.
00:25:50A few.
00:25:52Very few of them as pretty as you are.
00:25:55I bet you're just saying that.
00:25:57No, you're a very pretty girl.
00:26:00Come on, eat well, little one.
00:26:03Eat well.
00:26:04You'll make me sure.
00:26:05Here.
00:26:26It was Rome in the springtime.
00:26:29And I was married to Ernesto then.
00:26:33His wife hated me.
00:26:38Oh, you're so cute.
00:26:44Darling, are you going to the calf roping?
00:26:49Would you like to go?
00:26:51Well, the guys are going to be here pretty soon.
00:26:53It's a lot of fun.
00:26:55Okay.
00:27:01Oh, you're so cute.
00:27:17No!
00:27:31Why can't we rope those little calves tomorrow?
00:27:35Today.
00:27:39Look, I don't rope so good on a fool's stomach.
00:27:43Today.
00:27:47Not today.
00:27:48I got a toothache.
00:27:50Which tooth is it?
00:27:51That one.
00:27:57Excuse me, darlings.
00:27:59Cecilia will be right back.
00:28:06Don't go away.
00:28:14Spy X-11 to the submarine.
00:28:17Secret submarine.
00:28:19Spy X-11 to the secret submarine.
00:28:23Over.
00:28:24Under.
00:28:35I am two miles from Continental Divide.
00:28:39All is going according to the plan.
00:28:44I can't hear you!
00:28:46What is that awful noise?
00:28:49I beg your pardon, Marshal.
00:28:52I can't hear you.
00:28:54It's so noisy over here.
00:28:56What did you say?
00:28:58I ask you, what is that awful noise?
00:29:04I hate bad manners.
00:29:07Me noisy?
00:29:08You should hear him eat borscht.
00:29:10Misha!
00:29:12What's going on there?
00:29:15Hello?
00:29:17Hello, Marshal!
00:29:19I warn you, Misha!
00:29:21No vodka!
00:29:23No dancing!
00:29:24No girls!
00:29:26No fun things!
00:29:29Don't worry, Marshal.
00:29:31All Americans are so stupid.
00:29:34But I'm laughing.
00:29:37Soon not one capitalist pig will be left on Earth.
00:29:46Over!
00:29:51Misha, darling!
00:29:56Darling!
00:30:03Misha, darling!
00:30:18Are we alone?
00:30:21Please come in.
00:30:28I must tell you how I feel about you.
00:30:41You make me so passionate, Mr. O'Brien.
00:30:53Sit down!
00:30:59What such a beautiful woman as you are.
00:31:03Those with such an ordinary cowboy like me.
00:31:07But you're so handsome, Mr. O'Brien.
00:31:13And so cute.
00:31:27You're so wonderful.
00:31:31You're so great.
00:31:37I love you.
00:31:55You eat rabbit food?
00:32:02I'm only hungry for your sugar.
00:32:07I'm hungry for you.
00:32:36I'm hungry for you.
00:33:05I'm hungry for you.
00:33:34I'm hungry for you.
00:34:02I'm hungry for you.
00:34:21I've seen cowboys before, but he taught them all.
00:34:29Oh, there's the guys.
00:34:31Excuse me, we'll see you later.
00:34:44Dad?
00:34:46Huh?
00:34:48Dad, when you met mother, well, did she love you right off?
00:34:55No.
00:34:57Well, I chased her until she finally caught me.
00:35:00Why do you ask?
00:35:02Well, wasn't mother 18 when you got married?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:09Well, how could you tell when you both loved each other?
00:35:15She just jumped on the back of my horse one day and away we went.
00:35:20Hey, young lady, what do you have in mind?
00:35:24Nothing.
00:35:28It was June in New Orleans, and I was engaged to Jose Rodriguez.
00:35:36Oh, Rodriguez, Rodriguez.
00:35:40Are you sure you don't want a double whopper?
00:35:44Are you sure you're from Oklahoma?
00:35:50Show me your driver's license.
00:35:54Show me yours first.
00:36:00Later.
00:36:05Later what?
00:36:07Oh, later will come mad, mad love.
00:36:15You must get the fornicious bacteria.
00:36:18See.
00:36:20See what?
00:36:22I see Mr. Kobayashi in a dream.
00:36:33I gave him instructions to shoot to kill.
00:36:37But you gave me instructions.
00:36:40I, Henry Kruger, gives everyone instructions.
00:36:43Understand?
00:36:51Stupid as a fool.
00:36:55Stop it.
00:37:17I didn't ask you to stop it.
00:37:20Shut up.
00:37:21You couldn't catch a bear in a mouse trap, you fool.
00:37:24Misha is the number one spy.
00:37:26You're telling me?
00:37:28For two years I've been on his case.
00:37:30We must outsmart him and get the bacteria, see?
00:37:33I will outsmart him, and you two do as I say.
00:37:37Understand?
00:37:38Yeah, but don't forget about that dangerous fornicious business.
00:37:41We must take him alive.
00:37:43Shut up.
00:37:44I'll show you a little something I learned from the Fuhrer.
00:37:51To catch a wild animal, you must think like a wild animal.
00:37:57Dig.
00:38:01Dig.
00:38:04Dig.
00:38:05Dig.
00:38:21Mr. Kruger.
00:38:23Can I ask you a question?
00:38:26Is it for someone I know who is digging this grave?
00:38:30Then shovel the dirt.
00:38:34Mr. Kruger.
00:38:48Shut up and shovel the dirt.
00:38:54Now.
00:39:06Yeah, now comes the camouflage.
00:39:09Over the pit, we push the grassy cover.
00:39:12We will see who is the world's number one spy, huh?
00:39:17Don't forget the fornicious business.
00:39:21We could all die.
00:39:23Now, don't worry.
00:39:25Tonight you will have the number one spy.
00:39:28You invite him for a double vodka.
00:39:30Remember, a double vodka.
00:39:32And you maneuver him around the pit, and when he is reaching for the vodka,
00:39:38he is in the hole, and I have captured him like a wild animal.
00:39:42Like a wild animal.
00:40:13I love you so much, Cecilia.
00:40:22You are so beautiful, Misha.
00:40:26It would be a shame if you had to die.
00:40:40Well, I only met him today.
00:40:43But you like him?
00:40:46Yes, maybe a little.
00:40:48Oh, he may not know, and you even may not know, but Cecilia knows.
00:40:55Because Cecilia knows all about that.
00:41:26I love you.
00:41:28I love you.
00:41:55This will turn a total stranger suddenly into a love-starved fiend.
00:42:03Oh, I could never do that.
00:42:06Well, if you change your mind.
00:42:16The more, the whammy.
00:42:39Ah, this thing who missed.
00:42:43Go.
00:42:46Go.
00:42:53Mr. O'Brien.
00:42:56What a coincidental.
00:43:00I was just coming over to invite you for a little social drink.
00:43:04Me and some friends.
00:43:06Oh, certainly.
00:43:09I would love to.
00:43:10You would?
00:43:12Well, how about a nice big double vodka for such a nice gentleman?
00:43:17Right.
00:43:19Tis nothing.
00:43:29I promise you a double vodka, a double vodka you get.
00:43:32You will like this.
00:43:33It's very good vodka.
00:43:34Oh, Mr. O'Brien, I want you to meet a friend of mine.
00:43:37Mr. Gonzalez.
00:43:39This is Mr. O'Brien.
00:43:40A very nice gentleman from Montana, Oklahoma.
00:43:45This is one very fine vodka.
00:43:47Help yourself.
00:43:48You are most welcome.
00:43:51Be my guest.
00:43:52Go, go, go.
00:43:54Go, go.
00:44:08Is something wrong?
00:44:11Let's have a chug-a-long.
00:44:17A round robin.
00:44:19Mr. O'Brien, how about a toast, no?
00:44:23Sure, sure, sure.
00:44:26To the vodka.
00:44:27To the vodka.
00:44:35To the best lovers in the world.
00:44:38To the best lovers.
00:44:44Good, good, my winner.
00:44:47Now let's drink to the party.
00:44:49To the party.
00:44:51What party?
00:44:54The party.
00:44:56Oh, that party.
00:44:58To the party.
00:45:09To the party.
00:45:10To the party.
00:45:11To the party.
00:45:12To the party.
00:45:13To the party.
00:45:14To the party.
00:45:15To the party.
00:45:16To the party.
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00:45:20To the party.
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00:45:31To the party.
00:45:32To the party.
00:45:33To the party.
00:45:34To the party.
00:45:35To the party.
00:45:36To the party.
00:45:37To the party.
00:45:38To the party.
00:46:35You have failed me.
00:46:48Kobayashi has failed me.
00:46:52We must find a felicious bacteria.
00:46:54Me?
00:46:55Me?
00:46:56Yes, you!
00:46:57Si.
00:46:58It was Brussels in the springtime.
00:47:06I know.
00:47:07The sprouts were in bloom, and his name was Iowa.
00:47:12No, his name was Hernandez, and we were in love.
00:47:19Oh, love is everything.
00:47:24Pardon me, my darling.
00:47:33I go adjust a strap.
00:47:36Oh, I love loose straps.
00:47:38Come on.
00:47:39Let's go and fix in my cup.
00:47:41No, love will come later, but don't go away.
00:47:53I'm such a lover.
00:47:57I'm sorry, darling, but sometimes you can be so stupid.
00:48:27I have a special request.
00:48:42Yes.
00:48:43Five very sentimental songs.
00:48:46The spy ones.
00:48:48Of course.
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:29Yes.
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00:50:48The pound.
00:50:55Don't go.
00:51:00Get up.
00:51:03We must search Misha's cabin.
00:51:08Get up.
00:51:13Follow me.
00:51:15? ?
00:51:25? ?
00:51:30Don't talk!
00:51:32? ?
00:51:34Shh!
00:51:36? ?
00:51:41He must wake him up!
00:52:06Wake up!
00:52:07Wake up!
00:52:09Get something to wake him up, Tumkov!
00:52:11Rabbit.
00:52:12Wake up!
00:52:13Rabbit.
00:52:14Rabbit?
00:52:21We must find the rabbit!
00:52:23Get up, Tumkov!
00:52:24Get up!
00:52:29Stop!
00:52:30Svalhund!
00:52:38I wonder if John Wayne had to go through this to get his start.
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00:57:31You look very pretty tonight.
00:57:35Dance?
00:57:36Oh, I'd love to.
00:57:52I like that song.
00:57:55What about the guy that sang it?
00:57:57Oh, I like him, too.
00:58:00Say, what kind of perfume do you have on?
00:58:07I'm already wearing it.
00:58:10Isn't love wonderful?
00:58:14Let's go to my cousin and have a double vodka.
00:58:22All right, darling.
00:58:25Please come in, my darling Cecilia.
00:58:33I'm so happy to see you.
00:58:37I'm so happy to see you.
00:58:41I'm so happy to see you.
00:58:45I'm so happy to see you.
00:58:49I'm so happy to see you.
00:58:54What a terrible mix-up.
00:58:58Americas.
00:59:00Don't you think so, Cecilia?
00:59:03Oh, but we can make love anywhere, darling.
00:59:09Oh, but we can make love anywhere, darling.
00:59:24Mr. O'Brien, darling.
00:59:26What's the matter, Mr. O'Brien?
00:59:28I need a double vodka.
00:59:31Please.
00:59:33In the closet.
00:59:39Oh.
00:59:47There's liniment.
00:59:54Mischa.
00:59:56Mischa, darling.
00:59:58You locked me in the closet.
01:00:00Spy X-11 to the submarine.
01:00:03Secret submarine.
01:00:06Spy X-11 to the secret submarine.
01:00:10How may I help you?
01:00:13This is Marshal Maloof in the secret submarine.
01:00:17Give me your favorable report, please.
01:00:21The abbot, the abbot is...
01:00:25Marshal, how are you feeling, Marshal?
01:00:30Give me your favorable report, please.
01:00:34Mischa, let me out.
01:00:37How's the weather down there, Marshal?
01:00:41I hear noises.
01:00:43Those staked and capitalistic noises.
01:00:48Even yet I hear Beatles business.
01:00:51What's going on there?
01:00:53Lost.
01:00:55Lost.
01:00:57The abbot is lost.
01:00:59Lost.
01:01:02The abbot is lost.
01:01:04You idiot.
01:01:06You need come poof.
01:01:08You dumb scum.
01:01:10You die, Mischa.
01:01:13You die.
01:01:15You find that rabbit...
01:01:18or the whole caboodle is cabangled.
01:01:32If that rabbit will get loose from that box...
01:01:37will die.
01:01:41I'll die.
01:01:45We all will die.
01:02:02If the furnaceous bacteria is released...
01:02:05I'll shoot you and you shoot me.
01:02:08No, no.
01:02:10You shoot him and he...
01:02:12Darling, don't shoot me with no cheap Japanese imitation.
01:02:17If I die, I die from a German Luger.
01:02:20What do you say?
01:02:22From a German Luger.
01:02:24Signore.
01:02:25Shut up.
01:02:27We must form a suicide squad.
01:02:30We must form a suicidal package...
01:02:32to escape the dreaded furnaceous bacteria.
01:02:35Signore.
01:02:37What is it, Gonzales?
01:02:39I think I got a headache someplace.
01:02:42Mischa.
01:02:44Let me at you, dirty rat.
01:02:48Here you have it.
01:02:50Here you have it.
01:02:54Out, dunker. Out.
01:02:59We must find that rabbit.
01:03:02Forward.
01:03:04We must find that rabbit.
01:03:07Forward.
01:03:17Help.
01:03:19Dunker.
01:03:21Forward.
01:03:31Dunker.
01:03:33Dunker.
01:03:35We must find that rabbit before morning...
01:03:37because tomorrow the vial will be activated.
01:03:40Go.
01:03:56The vial's on the rabbit...
01:03:58and the rabbit's missing.
01:04:01Take over, Pat.
01:04:03Listen, everybody. The robot war.
01:04:19Come on, big office.
01:04:21Come on, big office.
01:04:23Come on, big office.
01:04:25Mischa, you big rat fink.
01:04:29Wait till I get my hands on you.
01:04:33Then automatically...
01:04:36you'll see what I mean.
01:04:40Just like a toy machine.
01:04:44You've got a new dance now.
01:04:48Come on and give it a chance now.
01:04:52It's called the robot war.
01:04:54It's called the robot war.
01:04:58It's called the robot war.
01:05:03It's called the robot war.
01:05:29It's called the robot war.
01:05:31Rabby, rabby.
01:05:33Here, rabbit darling.
01:05:36It's called the robot war.
01:05:38Where are you?
01:05:40It's called the robot war.
01:05:50You and your girl machine.
01:05:54You both will see what I mean.
01:05:59Just like a toy machine.
01:06:01Come on and give it a chance now.
01:06:05It's called the robot war.
01:06:08It's called the robot war.
01:06:12It's called the robot war.
01:06:15Code 411. Code 411.
01:06:17Special agent Y calling National Security, Pentagon.
01:06:20Code 411. Special agent...
01:06:22Don't cough. My country demands complete radio silence.
01:06:25Your country isn't running this project.
01:06:27We must find that rabbit.
01:06:29You mean that rabbit out there?
01:06:31Huh? I don't see no rabbit.
01:06:33A little bit up.
01:06:35Where? Where? I don't see no rabbit.
01:06:37A little bit higher.
01:06:38Nine, nine.
01:06:39That rabbit.
01:06:40There.
01:06:41Up a little bit more.
01:06:42Huh?
01:06:43That rabbit.
01:06:45I don't see...
01:06:52We copy you.
01:06:53Come in. Special agent Y.
01:06:56This is security control.
01:06:57Code 411. International emergency. Red alert.
01:07:00This is Y reporting from Operation Rabbit.
01:07:03Whereabouts of animal and vial of Ternaceous bacteria unknown.
01:07:06Counter-espionage surveillance team has failed.
01:07:09Advise immediately.
01:07:11Disaster plan Bozo now underway.
01:07:14Proceed extensive effort to relocate animal and vial.
01:07:18Then neutralize.
01:07:20Code 411. Special agent Y. Roger and out.
01:07:24Supreme alert.
01:07:26Disaster Bozo.
01:07:28Prepare standby evacuation president key personnel per 47 M.
01:07:34Including treasured archives and materiel direct to Hawaii pre-planned.
01:07:45All military personnel assigned to counter-bacteriological warfare,
01:07:51man your stations.
01:07:53Suspected mass extermination by Ternaceous bacteria.
01:08:08Yes, Mr. President.
01:08:11I regret to inform you.
01:08:13The report is true.
01:08:20If you eat me, it'll make the inside of your mouth all fuzzy.
01:08:51Folks, I'm sorry, but the dance is over.
01:08:55You should each of you go on home.
01:08:57Get the members of your family and leave now.
01:09:00This is a national emergency.
01:09:02No!
01:09:06No!
01:09:08No!
01:09:10No!
01:09:12No!
01:09:14No!
01:09:16No!
01:09:18No!
01:09:20Give me a hand, fellas.
01:09:22Unplug your instruments and hook all the cords together.
01:09:24I need several hundred feet.
01:09:26Give me that sensitive microphone.
01:09:28Here you go.
01:09:30Mr. Gavin, if you hear that high frequency beep, give me two tugs.
01:09:36Oh, Little Yabba, please.
01:09:38Little Yabba, please.
01:09:40Little Yabba, please.
01:09:42Little Yabba, please.
01:09:47Little Yabba.
01:09:57Little Yabba, come on, little buddy.
01:09:59Come on, little sh-sh-sh.
01:10:01Little Yabba.
01:10:04Please.
01:10:06Caught me here.
01:10:08Caught me here, little Yabba.
01:10:10Caught me.
01:10:12Oh, Buddy.
01:10:14Oh, Buddy.
01:10:15Oh, Buddy.
01:10:16Oh, Buddy.
01:10:17Hello, sweetheart.
01:10:18Hello, Buddy.
01:10:19Oh, Buddy.
01:10:20Oh, Buddy.
01:10:21Oh, buddy!
01:10:27Hello, sweetheart!
01:10:29Hello, buddy!
01:10:32Oh, buddy!
01:10:34Oh, yes!
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01:13:57No!
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01:14:01No!
01:14:02What's wrong with you?
01:14:04Oh!
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01:14:17Oh!
01:14:18But, Marshal, who will pick me up?
01:14:23The static interference is making so much noise, I can't hear you, Misha.
01:14:29I'll talk to you later.
01:14:36But who will pick me up?
01:14:43Misha was a good spy.
01:14:49They'll send roses to his widow when we get back.
01:14:55Check. Check.
01:14:59We must get that vial.
01:15:01We have to cut to find vial.
01:15:03If we don't get the rabbit, poof.
01:15:05Tomorrow at dawn is the zero hour. We must find that rabbit.
01:15:09I'm going after that weasel, Misha.
01:15:12Lock me in the closet.
01:15:14Why, I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
01:15:17Go. Go.
01:15:21I must disguise myself.
01:15:47Oh, no.
01:16:18Brit.
01:16:20Dad.
01:16:37Dad.
01:16:40Dad.
01:16:42Dad.
01:16:44Dad.
01:16:47Brit, pump house.
01:17:02Brit.
01:17:18Oh.
01:17:20Oh, come on.
01:17:22Okay, let's go get the rabbit.
01:17:23Rabbit?
01:17:24Yeah.
01:17:39I'm going with you.
01:17:41No, you're not.
01:17:42Yes, I am.
01:17:43No, you're not.
01:17:44Yes, I am.
01:17:45No, you're not.
01:17:46Yes, I am.
01:17:48Look, where's Killdeer Crest?
01:17:50I'm not going to tell you unless I can go.
01:17:53All right.
01:18:16Oh, no.
01:18:46Oh, no.
01:19:16Oh, no.
01:19:46Oh, no.
01:20:16Oh, no.
01:20:46Oh, no.
01:21:17Oh, no.
01:21:30Oh, no.
01:21:32Oh, no.
01:22:02Oh, no.
01:22:32Oh, no.
01:22:39You are wonderful.
01:22:46Oh, no.
01:22:48Oh, no.
01:22:50Oh, no.
01:22:58Oh.
01:23:00Watch.
01:23:01Watch.
01:23:10Oh.
01:23:12On the side, I'll shoot for the penalty.
01:23:32I shoot.
01:23:33This is a whore, everybody.
01:23:36If you shoot this rabbit, we all die.
01:23:40Now, all we have to do is to deactivate the vial of pernicious bacteria.
01:23:44Jack, get that red can out of the saddlebag.
01:23:46Move aside.
01:23:54Hold it. Hold it, partner.
01:23:56Hold it.
01:23:57Oh, don't shoot! Don't shoot!
01:24:00Don't shoot!
01:24:09Oh, oh, oh.
01:24:40It's deactivated.
01:24:59You never will take me alive.
01:25:10Don't worry, darlings.
01:25:12I replaced his cyanide pellet with a child's aspirin.
01:25:22Copy, Felice.
01:25:23Gentlemen, our Secretary of Defense, Malcolm McKinley.
01:25:41Good work, Hunter.
01:25:44Thank you, sir.
01:25:45I'd like to introduce my assistant, Hubert Jackson.
01:25:48I'm glad to know you.
01:25:49It's a pleasure.
01:25:50Mr. McKinley?
01:25:51Hunter, later. I'll talk to you later.
01:25:53We owe you gentlemen, all of you, the thanks of a grateful nation.
01:25:58But, sir...
01:25:59Hunter, later, please.
01:26:01I have never seen such a distinguished assemblage of counterespionage agents in my life.
01:26:08But...
01:26:09Hunter, I'll talk to you later.
01:26:11Oh, boy.
01:26:12Operation Nasty Rabbit was the most incredibly dangerous plot of our generation.
01:26:18On behalf of the civilized world,
01:26:21I am authorized to express the heartfelt thanks of our president.
01:26:25To you, Maxwell Stupka, representing Israel, thank you.
01:26:31Ah, don't mention it.
01:26:34Heinrich Kruger, West Germany, our gratitude.
01:26:38Halt!
01:26:39Uncle Schatz.
01:26:41Senor Gonzalez, your nation is proud of you.
01:26:45Si.
01:26:48Colonel Kobayashi, we acknowledge your dedication to service.
01:26:53Awesome.
01:26:55And to you, Miss Cecilia Salomon, your queen will long prize your daring.
01:27:03It was delightful, darling.
01:27:10Mischa Lauersdorf, free room and board for the rest of your natural life.
01:27:18Now, I will have time for my little prince.
01:27:24Take him away, Gilbert.
01:27:41I think we owe a great thanks to Chucko for finding the rabbit.
01:27:44Yeah, he did it.
01:27:47He's the best spy in all of us.
01:27:57Come in, Mischa.
01:28:01Nikolai, to the secret submarine.
01:28:05But first, to the Disneyland.
01:28:19But, Mr. Hunter, you're so young and handsome to be an FBI agent.
01:28:25Oh, isn't love wonderful?
01:28:33Hey, where are you kids going?
01:28:36Isn't this just like you and Mama did it?
01:28:56She loves him and he loves her and everybody's happy.
01:29:00And I'm out of work again.
01:29:02You'd be surprised how few really good parts there are for rabbits.
01:29:05So long.