Mickey Mousecapade NES

I dont do speed runs, or tool assists, nor do I use cheats (Game Genie and special codes). I play these games with the specific purpose of showing how the more average gamer beats games. and really what is necessary for said gamer to beat such games. Im cheap, because cheap is fun, and for the average gamer, youve gotta be cheap sometimes. \r
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Mickey and Minnie go on a random cuntfest of a journey, kill some random snakes and shit, and fight some villains, and then save the cunt Alice who is apparently playing in the backyard of a fucking castle. \r
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REVIEW\r
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Minnie is near useless, the extra firepower does allow you to cheap beat two bosses, but still useless. If she falls into a hole, and you dont, you die. If she gets captured by an owl, you cant beat the level until you find her, which is a pain. Minnie is there to fuck your game up. \r
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This looks like a kids game, but its surprisingly difficult in places, its no castlevania, but you get the idea. The game is cheap, very cheap. Enemies in stages can be impossible to avoid. You can go to another room and an enemy spawn on top of you and attack you. Games like these, is why I feel no guilt in playing cheap, because they are fucking cheap. You may have your own opinion, but I dont consider this a fun game. And speaking of cheap, the two deaths on the last level were intentional to make sure I had full health.\r
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