1 Show 2016 - PSYCHOTHERAPY (Eng sub)

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0-1:0-0I'm Paola Gilberto Do Mar. I'm psychologist of life! - Paola, you are not psychologist.
00:08Men arrive to my place crying and go away smiling! This is Psychotherapy!
00:19I'm doing Psychotherapy only while sitting! Sit down!
00:34 You put on stars to shine more!
00:37Open yourself, tell me everything in confidence! Why are you sad? - I'm not sad!
00:45Tell me why you are so sad! - I'm not sad, I'm happy!
00:50It doesn't matter to you that poor old man died upstairs? - What? When? I'm sorry - You are sorry? Now you see that I was right?
01:00Lie down.. Relax.. Take off the trousers! - Nooo, STOP IT!!! - Omg, be calm, I only said "trousers"..
01:11Tell about yourself. Where is from this Giraffe with name Miko?
01:23This Giraffe was born in Beirut, there was a war, we went to Paris, then to London. My father is American, I live in London, but also in Paris and Milan. France is in my heart and now Italy too. I often dream in French.
01:47You have so much confusion in your head, my dear.. It's a Babel tower! - What tower?
02:00I'm sorry, I've seen everything!
02:03 Why are you laughing? Do you know how much did I pay for it? There's nothing to laugh about!
02:09You hear the voices in your head! Mika.. Mika.. Do you hear it? - I hear your voice!
02:20You should learn to listen to yourself. The truth is not scaring. The Silence is scaring, because the Silence is the cry of those who are scared. Is it CLEAR?!!
02:39Do you understand the meaning of my conversation? - More or less..
02:42More or less.. You have confusion in your head.. You should relax.. Stand up!
02:48You should relax.. Move your head! - Now? - Move it, long man!
02:58What does it mean "long man"? - That you are tall!
03:03Relax.. What are you doing to me?! Stop it!
03:13 Now from Caterpillar - become Butterfly!
03:18Caterpillar! Butterfly! Caterpillar! Butterfly! Giraffe!
03:30Stop it! - No, you should relax!
03:33Move your head and count "one, two, three" - One, two, three
03:38The shoulders "one, two, three"! - And the shoulders too? - Of course!
03:50I feel better! - So you feel better.. That's ok!

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