Not All Black Guys Sell Drugs (some of them work at besss bye)

  • 9 years ago
This song is racist yet oddly compelling. It's the new hit single from America's #1 Hipster.... "Parks Are Zoos For Trees"

This is a funny little song that I composed. I sing weird songs in my head on many days.

Every once in a while, I'll record one. You hear me laugh at one point. That's because I can't believe that I'm actually recording this silliness.

This song is not racist. I have a feeling that it will never make it onto hot 97. It has a shot of winding up on World Star Hip Hop Candy though.

It was supposed to be a funny comedy song. If you think that this song endorses racism then you need to have your glasses checked.

I don't care if that last line made sense. I am only writing a description for SEO purposes anyway.

I'm not that knowledgable in search engine optimization but I know that you need a description.

The longer the description, the more effective it is. Now, back to this song.

Please share it and do the regular stuff.......like star, rate, reply. Actually, I don't care about that stuff. Just share it!

Holla at me if you are in NYC. Message me if you want to get coffee together. Or, we can go to a bookstore and split up for a while and then get iced chai lattes. It's your choice

I'll just spill the coffee on you.

I hope this song makes you laugh. I need to make a song about white americans.

I have to be inspired though. I can compose a song about Eskimos though.

I really appreciate Daily Motion as a platform. Daily Motion is not utilized enough at this time.

They really do a great job. It is easy to upload and do anything on Daily Motion. It has a very easy layout. Great Review... I give Daily Motion 4.7 stars.

Daily Motion may deserve 5 stars. I just don't know every single thing about this site.

I have only used the basic features such as uploading videos.

If you like my voice here than you should hear me sing in the shower. Tickets to hear me perform in the shower start at $19.23

It's really not a bad price. Front row seats will cost $47!! You'll be in the front row of the shower.

In fact, you will be holding the shower head. I will pretty much be singing right to you and the rest of the audience that also paid $19 - $47 each plus tax.

Send this song to your friends. Many people will get a kick out of it. Many black people will find it funny too.

Many people will also choose to be offended. That's ok but don't get it twisted.

I didn't offend you. YOU chose to be offended. You could have had sympathy for being a hipster.

I'm a hipster. I don't know any better. Im not being ironic. I'm not that bright!

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