Worlds fastest reader? AMAZINGLY FAST - VERY IMPRE

ELLEN: ""What do you do?""
TRISH: ""I read.""
ELLEN: Ok, so do I.
TRISH: ""I mean I read kinda fast. You know, like yeah.""
ELLEN: ""Oh, you read, that's your, your ...""
TRISH: ""I read, that's my talent""
ELLEN: ""But what do you do for a living?""
TRISH: ""Oh, I'm a, I'm a waitress""
ELLEN: ""Uh huh, ok""
TRISH: ""In Sherman Oaks""
ELLEN: ""Ok, alright.... God you're... You're so, happy aren't you.""
TRISH: ""Youre so pretty, it's like looking in a mirror.""
ELLEN: ""Uh, yeah, yeah""
TRISH: ""Not because your pretty, because your blonde.... I'm really happy.""
ELLEN: ""Wow... your fantastic. Alright, Um""
TRISH: Reaching over touching Ellens arm... ""I shouldn't touch you.""
ELLEN: ""You're gonna read really fast?""
TRISH: Yeah, I need a book or something though.""
ELLEN: ""Ok, I have a... I have a... oh, theres my book right there. Ok, you can read my book.""
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