The "New Revised New World Translation" or "NRNWT"

The Watchtower Society's bible needed a little refurbishing, it still had some manipulation errors.

We are very proud to present to you the all new "New Revised New World Translation" of the unholy scriptures. In collaboration with Johannes Greber, liberal scholars, Unitarians, Satanists, swindlers, lyers, cheaters, false prophets and every other scoundrels out there.