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00:00AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:03Um...
00:04Shest Lucky!
00:05Sap, Dorsan.
00:06Zane, who could you?
00:08Kacey, Kacey, calm down. Calm down, let me explain, girl.
00:11No, you must have done enough damage.
00:13What?! It was a mistake!
00:15Are you kidding me? You know, I'm calling Aaron and I'm telling him right now, okay?
00:20Um...
00:21Kacey, why are you calling me? I'm not in this video!
00:24Zane, did you know that?!
00:26Uh, y- yeah, yeah I know.
00:28Wait, what?
00:30Yeah, I was there!
00:32What?!
00:34KC, just let me explain!
00:36No, no, let me explain, Mr. Zane, because you had your chance, alright?
00:40Look, KC, I was wearing a wig for a video, okay?
00:44And Zane came in thinking I was you from the-
00:46And like, he thought I was you with the pink wig, and he gave me a kiss.
00:50Yeah, yeah, and I got the whole thing on video.
00:52Then I beat the crap out of Zane afterwards.
00:56Okay, so, KC, we told Zane to tell you so there was no drama, but apparently he didn't do that!
01:02No, the drama came to me, then I get in trouble!
01:04Oh my gosh.
01:05You know what, again, Miss KC, and KC, you want to hunt him down.
01:08What? You know what?
01:09Why do you have that?
01:10Someone call Pabes to put the Glock away and give it back to me!
01:13Careful, careful!
01:14Alright, bye, I love you!
01:15Yeah, see you, babe!
01:16Remember, don't reveal any of my secrets, alright?
01:19I'm sorry!
01:20So I was told my woman didn't know, man!
01:22Why can't I kiss up like Aphmau and Karen so they can come kiss you?
01:25Oh, yeah, right!
01:26What?
01:27Never have ever!
01:28Huh?
01:29I had a secret baby!
01:30Of course not!
01:31No!
01:32Okay, look, KC, I can promise I didn't have a secret baby!
01:36Why did you jump?
01:37Why did you jump forward?
01:38Because I do!
01:41KC, I didn't know you were!
01:42Little baby mama!
01:43What?
01:44What?
01:45Really?
01:46I had a secret baby mama!
01:47Mhmmm!
01:48Oh, what, that's fine because I...
01:49I can't do that!
01:50I, I do too!
01:52What?
01:53Whoa!
01:54You guys, you had thumbs!
01:55What?
01:56KIDLER!
01:57Watch it!
01:58I'm a grown man!
01:59You can't be judging people by the sound of their voice, Kim!
02:01What boot difference?
02:02We don't know that!
02:03Aphm and KC could be lying!
02:05That's true.
02:06KC, you can barely wake up past 10 AM.
02:08How do you have a kid?
02:10Well, maybe I keep some things a secret from you, just like you keep some secrets from me!
02:15Okay, fine, fine. Well, I know Aphmau has kids.
02:19Yep, I got four.
02:20What? Oh, no, no, no, wait.
02:22Is it?
02:23Aphmau, Aphmau, or Aphmau Jess?
02:25Wait, what?
02:26But I've adopted a bunch throughout the years.
02:28Like, there's this episode where I...
02:29Oh, what?
02:30Oh, what?
02:31No, right.
02:32I'm so confused.
02:33Okay, like, above table, I don't see how you do it.
02:35Like, taking care of myself is just exhausting.
02:38Yeah, tell me about it!
02:39I feel like it's at what time!
02:41Oh, never have I ever stolen a boyfriend.
02:45Oh, Aphmau, am I going to love a space at all today?
02:48I know, right?
02:49Oh, what?
02:52Whoa!
02:53What?
02:54Well, yeah, I mean...
02:57Wait, Aphmau, you should be jumping forward, too!
03:00What?
03:01Man-stealer!
03:02What? What do you mean?
03:03You kissed Zane!
03:04Oh, well, she didn't steal him, though, and also that's his problem he didn't kill you.
03:08Aphmau was a real homie for her, and Aaron told him to do the right thing, but Zane didn't.
03:12I guess Zane really likes Aphmau since people keep blaming you for Zane not being an attractive boyfriend.
03:16You should settle for a hot space like me, Casey!
03:19Okay, I don't like peas and never have I ever.
03:21He said a smart thing in a sexy voice, and I'm not used to that.
03:24I'm mad of a thousand words.
03:26What did you just say, you little man?!
03:28Ooh!
03:29Ooh!
03:30Like I said, I've stolen a boyfriend once, okay?
03:33Yeah, back to this part, Casey!
03:35Who?!
03:36Better not be Karen, because I'm working on that!
03:39Why?!
03:42Okay, Cam, good luck!
03:44Okay, okay, just look!
03:46I won't see that this guy named Dante!
03:48Gah!
03:49What?!
03:50No!
03:51He was with the Bulls!
03:52Yeah!
03:53His voice was too annoying, so I just dumped him!
03:56Oh!
03:58Okay.
04:01What?!
04:02Alright, you know what?
04:03I stole Kim's boyfriend in that one space video game she plays.
04:06Wait, what?!
04:07Yep.
04:08Yep.
04:09Sorry, Kim.
04:10No, not Carl!
04:11Is it Dan?
04:12Eat it?
04:13I don't remember.
04:14No loyalty out there.
04:15Okay, let's...
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:18Woah!
04:19Woah!
04:20Woah!
04:21What the?!
04:22Woah!
04:23What's happening?
04:24Oh!
04:25It's fine!
04:26Give me an egg!
04:27I got an egg!
04:28Gimme that, gimme that!
04:29Gotta get the egg!
04:30We haven't even gotten one!
04:31How do we know where the eggs are coming from?
04:33Oh my goodness!
04:34We don't!
04:35That's the problem!
04:36Woah!
04:37Casey had six!
04:38Wow!
04:39I don't know what I'm getting at, but...
04:40Okay!
04:41Ah!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:44What?!
04:45Oh!
04:46I got hot chips!
04:47Look!
04:48Nice!
04:49Wait a minute!
04:50Hold on!
04:51Are you looking at me?
04:52Ah!
04:53Oh no!
04:54Oh no!
04:55Tell me!
04:56Tell me!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Have you ever been trapped in a launcher?
05:04Oh!
05:05Finally!
05:06I've done that!
05:07Oh!
05:08Easy!
05:09I've definitely been trapped in a locker before!
05:11Ha!
05:12I bet it was because you're a smelly, dummy, loser nerd!
05:15I know!
05:16The weak do not deserve my mercy!
05:19The truth is when I got to high school I decided to bully everyone else first!
05:23Then they bullied me right back!
05:25Wow!
05:26Wow!
05:27Smooth!
05:28What were you expecting?
05:29They say when you get to school you have to take out the toughest guy around!
05:32They say that about prison actually!
05:33Same thing!
05:34Yeah!
05:35I would know!
05:36Alright well I have because I got locked in a locker with a boy and I got blamed because
05:39we were looking for clues for something I didn't do!
05:42Okay?
05:43We got stuck in someone's locker!
05:44What?
05:45And it was like oh it took forever to get out!
05:46Wait wait wait wait wait a boy?
05:47Yeah!
05:48Wait!
05:49Was it Aaron?
05:50No!
05:51It was a guy from high school!
05:52I got pushed into a locker!
05:53I got pushed!
05:54I think it was Kim!
05:55That was you?
05:56Ooh!
05:57Yep!
05:58Oh well I got stuck in my locker to skip school!
05:59I was missing for like three days!
06:01I just wanted a nap!
06:03I won!
06:04Woo!
06:05Yay!
06:06Oh yeah!
06:07Yeah we're playing again!
06:08Yippee!
06:09Also KC there's a lot of baggage that Zane comes with.
06:11Just letting you know.
06:12Oh I know!
06:13Right here!
06:14Damn it!
06:15Right here!
06:16Hey!
06:17No!
06:18Here!
06:19Oh!
06:20I'm going!
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:23We're at the beach baby!
06:24Never have I ever been cheating!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:29I have!
06:30I have!
06:31Oh what!
06:32What!
06:33We all!
06:34We're all on the board!
06:35We're all terrible people!
06:36Yikes!
06:37I don't know what that says about us!
06:38Okay okay okay well wait I can explain mine!
06:40Let me explain mine let me explain mine!
06:41Okay so back in high school there were two guys that thought they were dating me but I didn't
06:45realize they were dating me and so they thought I was cheating on them because they started
06:49a rumor that I was-
06:51Wait!
06:52I'm more confused than we started!
06:54Yeah!
06:55They were dating them!
06:56Because I didn't say yes they were just like oh I guess she's dating me now and then
06:59Because that's how it works!
07:02Apparently it was a one sided arrangement anyway I apparently cheated on them and that's
07:06my whole story.
07:07Apparently I was speed dating and I thought that was a sport but then I learned it was
07:10a bad thing because it made so many guys cry so yeah!
07:14Okay well that's fair I also thought it was like a sport you know get as many as you
07:17can like get it up and then but for the guys they don't like it and they don't like it!
07:21They don't!
07:22They really don't!
07:23It was really bad!
07:24Yeah yeah apparently having more than one girlfriend is illegal so of course I didn't
07:28know that!
07:29Why is it illegal?
07:30I mean for once!
07:31Whatever it's getting is way too hot for one person!
07:33Okay look look I technically cheated on Zay with Dante but then I realized again his
07:40voice is terrible so that was an entire mistake! Zayn I am so sorry!
07:46Why are you saying sorry to me?
07:47Oh that's true Zayn I don't think you have ever cheated on anybody I mean come on you
07:51still haven't got what to see Zayn!
07:53What?
07:54Whoever voice acts Dante probably really mad about him!
07:58No no I'm sure he's level headed about all of this!
08:02Uh huh I bet he is!
08:03No we I mean we I!
08:05We had a level headed conversation to end it all!
08:08Falling for an alpha!
08:10Oh yeah you know what they just keep liking me!
08:12I am!
08:13I am!
08:14I am!
08:15Maybe Santa's for nothing less baby!
08:17Exactly!
08:18Oh Zayn you're boring!
08:20Yeah you are!
08:22I'm not falling for an alpha because I'm better than an alpha!
08:25I'm a Sigma!
08:26Oh my last Sigma!
08:28Oh no!
08:29Ah!
08:30Ah!
08:31Ah!
08:32Ah!
08:33Ah!
08:34I can't believe you said that!
08:35I'm dead!
08:36Oh they're never okay!
08:37I am dead!
08:38I am so dead!
08:39What the next one!
08:40Oh I can't hear them!
08:41That came from your mouth even!
08:43Let's go!
08:44I don't like them saying that!
08:46Never have I ever lied about my age!
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh yeah totally!
08:50What?
08:51Really?
08:52Okay!
08:53I mean one girl doesn't lie about her age am I right?
08:55I'm just saying!
08:56You know we gotta get-
08:57How are you gonna get an Instagram?
09:01I want to play games!
09:03Yeah!
09:04I wanna go to the cool party places!
09:06Yeah all the good games are in the higher letter ratings!
09:08You gotta have to fib a little bit!
09:10Stay out after your night!
09:11Go see the-
09:12No!
09:13You go to bed and you get good grades and you brush your teeth and you get-
09:16You look bad!
09:17Yeah!
09:18Now who's the boring one?
09:19What?
09:20Mommy you still jumped with us!
09:23Oh that's right!
09:24Well you know what?
09:25Okay fine!
09:26Whatever!
09:27Oh!
09:28Mini gear!
09:29Yay!
09:30Button!
09:31Oh!
09:32Oh!
09:33Oh!
09:34Oh!
09:35Whoa a picnic!
09:36Oh a button!
09:37Wait!
09:38Wait where's the button?
09:39Button?
09:40What is this?
09:41Uh...
09:42It's a...
09:43Is this?
09:44I don't know?
09:45Wanna drink it?
09:46I'm gonna drink it?
09:47Ew!
09:48Go for it!
09:49Chug chug chug!
09:50Guys!
09:51Guys!
09:52Guys!
09:53Guys!
09:54Guys!
09:55Guys!
09:56Guys!
09:57Guys!
09:58Guys!
09:59Guys!
10:00Maximilies!
10:01Ummm...
10:02Ok!
10:03Ok!
10:04He's done with the button!
10:06C Vereiniyy!
10:07He's gonna keep him up!
10:08Spotted!
10:09Where's the button?
10:10Get out of my way, Zane!
10:11That tells me NOTHING!
10:12AHHHHHHHHH!
10:13Peeps, shut up!
10:14We're trying to find the button!
10:15Where is it?
10:16Where is it?
10:17Where is it?
10:18Where is it?
10:19I died for that!
10:20Oh, man?
10:21Come on!
10:22Oh, come on!
10:23Oh, what's that?
10:24That looks fun!
10:25I think it's taking the guy from the bag.
10:27What is it?
10:28Shut up, Peeps!
10:29You know what?
10:30I'm gonna hold on to this.
10:31I'm gonna hold on to this and make somebody dance in a moment, okay?
10:33In a moment?
10:34Yeah, in a moment!
10:35Why is that so threatening?
10:37Who is my enemy?
10:39Is it my enemy?
10:40No!
10:41Not really?
10:43What is happening here?
10:45Not a million years.
10:46What?
10:47What?
10:48What?
10:49With a mirror you kissed yourself?
10:50What?
10:51Why are you kissing yourself in a mirror?
10:53Does that count?
10:54Next question!
10:55Me and Aaron used to fight a lot late...
10:57No, never mind.
10:58Alright, you know what?
11:00What is the next question?
11:02Let's see.
11:03Oh!
11:04Never have I ever stole from my friends.
11:06Oh, I definitely have, yes!
11:08Oh, pfft!
11:09I have!
11:10Wow!
11:11You have the best stuff!
11:12Gee-
11:13Okay.
11:14Yeah, I know that!
11:15I keep trying to take her stuff, too!
11:16But then you-
11:17Ah!
11:18Ah!
11:19Ah!
11:20Ah!
11:21Wait!
11:22I'll defend Kim on this one!
11:23I'm actually the one that steals her stuff!
11:24She doesn't!
11:25Wait!
11:26So, I get it from Athen, you get it from me, and then just-
11:29Uh-huh!
11:30What?!
11:31It's all gonna go back to the same spot!
11:33No!
11:34No!
11:35No!
11:36Okay, I have, but usually it's because you guys steal from me.
11:38So, I'm gonna say I have not, but I also have.
11:40Peeps!
11:41Can you do this?
11:42You win!
11:43If I- I can, if I throw this away.
11:45Oh, okay.
11:46Yeah, Peeps wins!
11:50Okay, so when editing this video, Peeps' audio ended up sounding like this?
11:55And that lasts for like, quite a bit.
11:57So, for the next couple minutes, I'm going to be doing the voice of Peeps.
12:00That's right, I'm gonna be voicing Peeps.
12:02Cause, what else am I gonna do?
12:03You gotta end this video?
12:08Ooh!
12:09Kim- Ooh!
12:10Kim, can you read that?
12:11I got it again.
12:12I mean what?
12:13Oh!
12:14Have I ever dated someone for their money?
12:16Oh, yes I have!
12:17Oh!
12:18Oh!
12:19Yeah!
12:20What?!
12:21I can admit this.
12:22What?!
12:23Yeah, what?
12:24You're playing that game for the right reasons, girl!
12:26Come on!
12:27What?
12:28Money makes the world go round!
12:30A new...
12:31What happened?!
12:32And also, you know, for the record, I actually dated for love.
12:36I just love money too.
12:38Yeah, it looks like so much of a night too.
12:40Whoa!
12:41Wait!
12:42Hold on!
12:43What does that mean, Zam?
12:44No!
12:45Hey!
12:46It wasn't you!
12:47Oh!
12:48Is it because I'm poor?
12:49Is that what you're saying?
12:50Oh!
12:51Okay!
12:52There's no right answer here.
12:53They got money!
12:54So could give it to work hard, baby!
12:56Huh.
12:57Yeah.
12:58That checks out because it would be very hard to date you.
13:00Whoa!
13:01You won't get the job, trusty!
13:02I mean, look who's talking, Z!
13:04Yeah!
13:05Beside.
13:06The position is filled.
13:07Yeah!
13:08Filled?
13:09Peep!
13:10Peep!
13:11Peep!
13:12Peep!
13:13Yeah, what?
13:14Peep!
13:15You're gonna need to explain, dude.
13:16Are you dating, Kim?
13:17Well, he said-
13:18Well, only sometimes.
13:19There's a contract involved.
13:20I can't-
13:21Wait, what?
13:22I can't-
13:23What?
13:24You can't-
13:25You can't be under contract to date some-
13:26What?
13:27Are you-
13:28That sounds illegal.
13:29That sounds illegal.
13:30Come here, Cap!
13:31Oh my goodness!
13:32Oh my goodness!
13:33This is Minecraft!
13:34Oh my goodness!
13:35This is Minecraft!
13:36It's cheeky-jockey!
13:38I'm trying to get a high score here.
13:39I'm trying to get a high score here.
13:40Hahaha!
13:41Hahaha!
13:42Hahaha!