Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who had a horrifying experience in an MRI after leaving a sexy toy in her butt.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:08Pervert of the Day
00:10To all the perverts listening
00:12And we know there's many
00:13You got one right here
00:15If you're going in for an MRI
00:18Take your damn
00:20Butt plug out
00:21I mean you should be concerned about that
00:24They do ask you do you have any
00:26They tell you a lot of stuff that you can't have
00:28Oh my goodness they asked me a billion times
00:31Yeah they're like do you have a gun
00:32Do you have you know
00:34Any metal on your
00:36No
00:36Oh I have my butt plug in
00:40Well you should have mentioned that
00:42I think on the sheet of paper
00:44It mentioned weird stuff like that
00:46Like penis piercings
00:48Oh yeah
00:49It did mention like penis extenders or something
00:52Or like I forget there was
00:54We talked about it on the show
00:55I remember filling out the form being like wow
00:57Yeah there was like something I signed
00:59When I got an MRI once
01:00And it was like
01:01It talked about like penis piercings
01:03Like cheese
01:04Oh sure yeah
01:05I was like well I better take mine out
01:07Pardon me for a minute
01:08An unnamed 22 year old woman
01:12Found out why
01:14When she neglected
01:17Not neglected
01:18Neglected to remove a sex toy
01:21From her ass
01:23That's it man
01:23That's it
01:24Which she thought
01:25Was a hundred percent silicone
01:27Right I knew it
01:29But she was wrong
01:30Oh
01:30It's got a frame of
01:32Steel right
01:33Oh boy
01:33When they fired up
01:36No
01:36The MRI
01:37Can't you still take that out
01:39Why do you have to
01:40Go to an MRI with that
01:41Because you're a pervert
01:42That's the craziest
01:4322 year old
01:44Female pervert huh
01:45You're so horny
01:47You're
01:47You can't even
01:48How many people
01:50Are listening to this show
01:51Right now with a butt plug
01:52Oh a lot
01:53I think we've had
01:54Yeah we think we've died
01:55Right so that's what I mean
01:56Like some people
01:57It's just a part of their life
01:58Yep
01:58They like to be stuffed
01:59Like a Thanksgiving turkey
02:00But they forget about it
02:01Seems like the necessity
02:03For an MRI
02:03Would kill the mood a bit
02:05Yeah
02:05Yeah you would hope
02:07But
02:07That's like a serious thing
02:09It is
02:09Well when they fired up the MRI
02:12The toy was pulled
02:15Through her rectum
02:16Yeah
02:16Up into her chest cavity
02:19They say
02:20At the speed of sound
02:21Is she a lot around
02:26Yeah so she's dead
02:27She's around
02:27Oh wow
02:28I can't believe that
02:29She had significant
02:30And serious injuries
02:32Yeah
02:32I bet
02:33But survived
02:34I don't know how
02:35Wait till you see
02:38The inside
02:40So did she just get
02:42Lucky
02:42And her chest
02:43Must have been
02:44In the machine
02:45And then it just
02:47Shot up to the middle
02:48Right
02:48It would have went
02:49To the middle
02:50Yeah
02:50Where the most
02:51Most magnetic forces
02:53Right
02:54Um
02:55Like it didn't
02:57It didn't go through
02:58Her chest
02:58It didn't
02:59It wasn't in
03:00In her
03:01Going up
03:02Right
03:03Like it went out
03:04And up
03:04Or
03:05No it stayed inside
03:06No it stayed in
03:07So it just traveled up
03:08It shot up
03:08There's like
03:08That's where the stuff ends
03:10I know
03:11Yes
03:11I know
03:12There's where it
03:13Travels
03:14Holy smokes
03:14That's a long road
03:15To travel
03:15Yeah it is
03:16Jeez
03:18Um
03:19Can I tell you
03:19The hook on the end
03:20Of that bad boy
03:21Is gonna cause
03:22Some damage
03:25She's lucky to be alive
03:25What do they even say
03:26To you after something
03:27Like that
03:27They're like
03:28Wake up
03:28You insatiable
03:29Whore
03:29You filthy dirty
03:31You filthy dirty bitch
03:31What did you do
03:32I should not be the MRI
03:35They wouldn't even know
03:36They would just know
03:38That you're screaming
03:39Right
03:41Like they wouldn't know
03:42Would you scream
03:43Butt plug
03:43Would you scream it
03:44Butt plug
03:45I don't know
03:46I don't know
03:46I mean I don't even know
03:47What you say
03:47When you
03:48Butt plug
03:49A butt plug
03:50Is pulled through
03:52Your body
03:52Internally
03:55It's like
03:57Instead of where
03:58Iron Man has that
03:59Artificial heart
04:00Yeah
04:00This woman has a butt plug
04:03Yeah
04:03Yup
04:04It glows
04:05Butt bitch
04:06Oh my god
04:08Look out
04:09It's butt bitch
04:09It's iron ass
04:10Yeah man
04:14Her butt hole
04:14Will never be the same
04:15No
04:16She's sore up in there
04:17She had to stop her
04:17On the end of it
04:18Like it had to rip her
04:19Shreds
04:20Ripped right through
04:20This region
04:21Cause we're looking
04:22At her legs right there
04:23Right
04:23Yeah that's her legs
04:24And then like a catheter
04:25Pelvic bones
04:26So it is
04:29Up above her
04:31Intestines
04:32Like right below
04:33I guess
04:34Her stomach
04:35She's gotta have
04:36A way different life
04:37Now right
04:37With like
04:38The bag
04:39And all that
04:40Probably
04:40Oh it has to be
04:41I mean
04:41Look at the
04:42Significant and serious
04:43Injuries but survived
04:45So like that
04:46Thing that we're looking at
04:47You gotta remember
04:48It's like covered in silicone
04:49So it's even bigger
04:50Than that
04:51Um
04:52You're just seeing
04:53The frame of it
04:54But there's no way
04:56That that stopper
04:57At the end
04:58She would've died
04:59That's the craziest thing
05:01Like
05:01Didn't tear at all
05:02Listen
05:02Your family member
05:04Had died because
05:05There was a butt plug
05:06In her
05:06Oh my god
05:07And then
05:08Someone would have to say
05:09She died doing
05:11What she loved
05:11Which is kind of true
05:12Right
05:12She was passionate
05:13About butt stuff
05:14Yeah
05:15Was that the exact one
05:16Uh maybe
05:18It did have a metal core
05:20She thought it was
05:20100% silicone
05:21But it had a metal core
05:22That's the craziest
05:24I mean
05:25They estimate it
05:26Went through at
05:2740 miles an hour
05:28Wow
05:28That's not bad
05:29Not bad
05:30I thought it was
05:31The speed of sound
05:32Yeah
05:32The speed of sound
05:34The speed of sound
05:34The speed of sound
05:35Tried to contact her
05:36And she's just not
05:36Answering her phone
05:37Wouldn't the slower
05:38Be worse
05:39I think so
05:40I mean
05:42It's like
05:42I don't know though
05:43Like it's
05:43It's all about like
05:44Uh
05:45Like velocity
05:46And like
05:47What would it have
05:48Would it have
05:49Cavitated the whole area
05:50Oh god
05:51This is like
05:52A horrible thing
05:53That happened
05:53Oh yeah
05:54Absolutely brutal
05:55I don't know why
05:56The butt plug
05:57Didn't go out
05:58Didn't rip through the skin
06:00And go to the machine
06:01Yeah
06:01Unless it causes
06:03A perfect magnetic field
06:05In the center of it
06:06And actually stuff
06:07Is trying to get to
06:08Or it just like
06:09Caught on her chest bone
06:10Oh god
06:11I think it would tear
06:12Yeah
06:12As a man
06:13Who hasn't experienced
06:16Anal pleasure
06:16Oh that's so sad
06:18I just don't know
06:20What that would be like
06:21To have that in you
06:2224-7
06:23Amazing
06:24Juxtating with one in right now
06:26You know what I mean
06:27To me it just seems like
06:28It would be the most
06:28Uncomfortable
06:29Horrible sensation
06:30Yeah
06:31I just don't
06:31I don't understand
06:32So I don't get
06:33The joy aspect of it
06:34Or the
06:35Like why
06:36The need for it
06:37Why you'd want
06:38A butt plug in you
06:39At all times
06:39Like an MRI
06:40Is like the least
06:41Sexy thing
06:42Ever
06:43Oh it's awful
06:43And you gotta
06:44Put your arm up
06:44You're sitting in a waiting room
06:45With like everybody else
06:46Everybody's in sweatpants
06:47Yep
06:47We're all in sweatpants
06:48Everybody's sick
06:50Comfy clothes
06:51Yeah
06:51You gotta wear your
06:52Comfy clothes
06:53No belts
06:53Yeah
06:54No belts
06:54But they're so crazy
06:55About telling you
06:56What not to do
06:57You'd think
06:57You'd be like
06:57Oh yeah
06:58Well thank god
06:59They told me
06:59Because I would have
07:00Had a butt plug in
07:01But she assumed
07:02Silicone right
07:03The last time I went through
07:04They made me take
07:05The majority of my clothing off
07:07So they're not even
07:08Messing around anymore
07:09Because I have gone
07:11To them
07:12For so long
07:13Did you just have a big girl
07:13Wanted to see you
07:14Partially nude
07:14No
07:15No
07:15It's another guy
07:16It's a guy
07:17It's a guy
07:21He does
07:22He likes me
07:23We're cool
07:25Okay
07:26But when I first
07:29Started getting them
07:30I could just be in
07:32My normal clothing
07:33And then I would just
07:34Go lay down on the table
07:36They'd put the shot
07:37Thing in me
07:37Blah blah blah
07:38And now it's
07:39No you gotta go
07:40Take that stuff off
07:41You gotta get in
07:42One of our gowns
07:43They're not taking
07:44Any chances anymore
07:46Oh yeah
07:46They just told me
07:47To wear like
07:47Comfy clothes
07:48Yeah
07:48I had to wear
07:49I wore like
07:50Track pants
07:51And a t-shirt
07:52Yeah
07:53Nope
07:54But it was just
07:55So uncomfortable
07:56Like
07:56And
07:57It seems like
07:59She made it
07:59Way more uncomfortable
08:00Oh yeah
08:02I mean
08:02Someone said
08:03From experience
08:04If you do too much
08:05Butt stuff
08:05You need to leave
08:06One in
08:06To stop leaking
08:07Yeah see
08:08I don't know about that
08:09But
08:09She's only 22
08:10This one
08:11She wouldn't have
08:12Blown her ass
08:12Out that fast
08:12You never know
08:13You never know
08:14I could see
08:15This though
08:16Dave
08:16Like you've always
08:17Complained about
08:18Your tight ass
08:19So if all of a sudden
08:20You got into
08:21This kind of play
08:22You might have
08:24To have one in
08:25So that it's
08:27A little bit
08:28Looser
08:29At night
08:30Wow
08:31For your lover
08:32What that listener
08:33Just shared
08:34Is the craziest
08:35Thing I've ever heard
08:36Like
08:36They can do
08:37Such destruction
08:38To their butts
08:39That you
08:39You have to plug it
08:40Yeah
08:41Like a cork
08:43Yep
08:43You know
08:44A bottle of wine
08:44Someone said
08:46They do MRIs
08:47And they don't
08:47Make patient strips
08:48So you may want
08:48To question that
08:49No
08:49Fully stripped
08:53I didn't have to
08:55Fully strip
08:55He put our music
08:57For you
08:57And everything
08:58He did
08:59He did
09:01I'm telling you
09:01They're not
09:02They're not taking
09:02Chances
09:03At this place
09:04I don't know
09:05If something happened
09:06Like they would
09:08Ask you if you
09:08Had like rivets
09:09In your
09:10Because some people
09:10Would have like
09:11Pants
09:11And then
09:12They wouldn't
09:13Realize
09:13There's like
09:13Oh there's
09:14Like a little
09:14Steel rivet
09:15Well that's
09:15What the guy
09:16Did in mine
09:16He's like
09:17You don't
09:17Have a zipper
09:18There's no
09:18There's no
09:19Zippers on the
09:20Pockets
09:20You know
09:21Like he went
09:21Through
09:22Like every once
09:22In a while
09:23Like if people
09:23Have sweatpants
09:24On
09:24Where the
09:25String comes out
09:26In the front
09:27Or on the inside
09:28They might have
09:29Like a little
09:29Metal
09:29Thing there
09:30And I think
09:31People just
09:32There was the
09:33Guy who was shot
09:33And had shrapnel
09:34That he didn't know
09:35Was inside of him
09:36Come out
09:36Yeah
09:37Oh man
09:37Yeah I think
09:38That happens
09:39They talk about
09:40That a lot
09:40In the paperwork
09:41I've signed
09:41Like any sort
09:42Of like
09:42If you had
09:43Like a BB
09:44Or any
09:44You know
09:45Oh yeah
09:45Because it's
09:45Coming
09:46Yeah
09:46And that's
09:47The whole thing
09:48Is I can't
09:49Believe this
09:49Thing didn't
09:50Just go
09:50Right through
09:51Her whole
09:51Body
09:52And end up
09:54On the machine
09:55Yeah
09:55You think
09:56Unless
09:57Because 40 miles
09:58Even if it was
09:59Whatever they said
09:5940 miles an hour
10:00I mean like
10:01You can't hit
10:02An emergency
10:03Stop button
10:03Is it
10:05Fast enough
10:05Right
10:06Is it like
10:06Odd thing
10:06Like a human
10:07Nature thing
10:07That with this
10:08MRI risk
10:09Like people are
10:10Just like
10:10That's just a myth
10:12Oh
10:12Well because
10:13They probably
10:13Don't believe
10:14In magnets
10:15Right
10:15There's a lot
10:17Of people
10:17That don't
10:18Believe in
10:18Magnets
10:18What
10:19Yeah
10:20No stop it
10:21Sure
10:21I don't feel
10:22Like people
10:22Believe that
10:23It's like
10:24A crazy
10:24Strong magnet
10:25Or something
10:26Yeah
10:26They've never
10:26Seen a magnet
10:27They tell you
10:29Clearly
10:29Yeah
10:30This image
10:31Is nuts
10:32I can't imagine
10:33How much
10:33That hurt
10:33Traveling through
10:34Her body
10:35Some people
10:36Just have no idea
10:37What the process
10:38Of the MRI
10:39Machine is
10:40They don't realize
10:41They're dealing
10:42They're about to
10:43Get in one of
10:43The world's
10:44Most powerful
10:45Magnet
10:46Yeah
10:46You know
10:46They don't know
10:47That that's
10:48What it's all about
10:48Right
10:49Like if you
10:50Just clearly said
10:51Hey
10:51If you have
10:52Any metal on you
10:53It could shoot
10:53Through your body
10:54Like you're being
10:55Shot
10:55At the speed
10:57Of sound
10:57Just so you know
10:58Like that's what
10:59Happens
10:59So are they gonna
11:00Have to put
11:00Do you have
11:01A butt plug in
11:02On the form now
11:03I don't think so
11:04I don't think so
11:05I don't
11:05I feel like
11:05This lady
11:06Signed something
11:06That definitely
11:07Told her not to do that
11:08Oh yeah
11:09She did for sure
11:10She just thought
11:11It was silicone
11:12Silicone
11:13She didn't know
11:13There was metal
11:14In there
11:14Is she a bigger girl
11:18Yeah
11:18A little
11:19A little bit
11:20A little extra there
11:21She likes
11:22And can I be honest
11:23That's a big
11:25She's
11:26She's advanced
11:27Yeah
11:28Yeah
11:28That does not look tiny
11:29No
11:30It's like a big old turd
11:33It looks like
11:34It looks like
11:36One of the bombs
11:37That we dropped
11:37In World War II
11:38It does
11:39It really does
11:40It does
11:40It's a bomb in me
11:42It does
11:42It's big
11:44It is real big
11:45And if you haven't
11:45Seen it for yourself
11:46Again go check it out
11:47At DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
11:48Thank you
11:49Thank you
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