How do you make it to your 20’s without a kiss? These two listeners are ready to get their first kiss out of the way... On Valentine's Day no less!
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00:00so here we are valentine's day it's you can feel the love in the air hopefully you have someone in
00:07your life today if not that's okay too yes uh but uh we love you remember that yes not in that way
00:14no but we can we can the right amount of money yeah exactly uh and you know what we we had a
00:20nice discussion last week about uh first kisses and uh how well we remember them and how important
00:27they are in your life yeah and uh you had a you had a great one yeah i had a wonderful i had a great
00:32one yeah and it does some people don't have great first kisses in fact some some of them can be
00:37disastrous i would say whoever kissed harvey weinstein probably a disastrous disaster and i
00:42said mine i was really really nervous and then after i did it i was like what the hell was i so
00:48nervous about that was not a big deal yeah yeah uh it does happen but uh and and maybe that's part of
00:53the reason why some people wait so long to have their first kiss the nervousness or the
00:57the fear that it's going to go bad or i don't know uh so we we started talking about it and we got
01:03responses uh from people from adults who have never kissed anyone in their lives and we said you know
01:08what we could uh we could maybe uh have a couple people come in and we can get that first kiss out of
01:13the way casey give me some light uh love music here as we uh as five finger death punch uh that'd be
01:19nice wouldn't it though uh no there you go that's perfect uh we're gonna meet our contestants find
01:23out what they're all about or who and who they are and what they're all about uh let's start with a
01:28phone call that we received when we initially talked about this on the air this is sophie who
01:32was here this morning hey sophie how you doing i'm good so so you gave us a call and uh we had uh you
01:39know we were just asking who hadn't ever kissed anybody who happens to be an adult how old are you
01:44by the way i'm 21 you're 21 years old all right and uh and so i i assume you've never had a boyfriend
01:50then if you've never kissed anybody really and why do you think that is why uh because you know
01:55you're cute and you are you're adorable yeah um i probably just kind of thought like oh i'll get
02:02around to it later yeah and then high school i was like oh i'm gonna get around to it later in
02:08college get around to it later are you a serious student by any chance yes okay yeah that's very
02:13time consuming and sometimes it gets away from you yeah i'm looking at you and and i and i couldn't
02:18help but sort of feel like this is by your choice because i feel like at any point at any time like
02:26you you could probably yeah it's not like we have some hideous people in the studio she's very pretty
02:31yeah yeah it's mostly just busy with school i don't really have time to do anything and then
02:37preston had had put out the suggestion when we were talking and initially when we had that whole
02:41conversation a lot it's for a lot of people it is exactly that life gets in the way and you don't
02:46have time to do that so but it's it's you didn't impress us as someone who's like oh my god this is a
02:51disaster it's like when it happens it happens yeah so and and uh it's gonna happen yeah have you been
02:57longing for it though have you been curious about it yeah on and off yeah like i'll go through times
03:03and be like maybe soon and then i'll be like nah i'm busy okay what about what about nervousness does
03:09that play into it at all uh a little bit like after partway through high school you're just kind
03:15of like uh okay like when when you hang with your friends are your friends in a similar situation or do
03:23they have relationships and boyfriends and whatever girlfriends or yeah yeah okay all right so you know
03:28like i i knew somebody who was with a girl who she had kissed people but she wasn't very um uh well
03:38versed in in other things right and that ended up well no all of it steve i mean uh you know hand
03:43oral all that sort of stuff and but she was a little bit older and it really it it played a part in in
03:50all that sort of because she was second guessing everything and she was nervous she wasn't doing it
03:54right and all that sort of stuff so i'm sure at a certain point for you you're like oh man i'm well
03:59behind the curve here it's like it's like going into a test that you haven't studied for yeah pretty
04:04much um but i figured i'd get out of the way gotta do it at some point yes honestly a lot of it is what
04:11you think it is it's like flying a plane you could probably fly most major airliners without much coach
04:16right sure there's i mean you've seen movies yeah yeah you know you pull back on the throttle and
04:21there's a couple of dials there you just got to go for it practically flies you could practically
04:25flies it john travolta told us that gabby where do you go to school by the way sophie temple you go
04:29to temple and what are you studying uh physics oh you are a serious person okay yeah yeah all right
04:35excellent well thank you for sharing your story and then we're gonna meet brandon everybody brandon how
04:41you doing man good how are you good brandon came dressed for love in his iron maiden t-shirt
04:45hey listen i think it's a perfect match yeah what we're about to do yeah you're right you're right
04:51who he gets to kiss in just a little bit how old are you brandon uh 20 years old you're 20 years old
04:56and um what do you do are you a student as well or you're a worker i went to a vocational school okay
05:01and took up electric and i started working my 11th grade summer and i worked all the way through 12th
05:06grade and then worked in an electric company for like two three years so you've been busy yeah you you got
05:11into your career and that's obviously consumed because again you're a nice looking guy you're
05:16you're you're conversant we were talking before we came on the air it's not like you you know you're
05:19seriously awkward steve look how adorable he is and i and i and i i want to tweak your
05:24cheeks like look at how it wouldn't be the first time look at how kind his eyes are i and
05:32and kath look at he's really looking into this i know i'm looking at him and you look like you're a
05:37gentle soul have you ever uh lashed out in anger ever in your entire life killed a kitten have you
05:43ever killed a kitten i mean i used to work in construction so there has been times where
05:47you you get like angry yeah it's normal yeah but i mean so you i you probably channel out your
05:54angst through the music you listen to right exactly all right but i mean you're again you're
05:58i think in both these cases both of you you just have had very active lives you've been distracted
06:05by that do you feel that there's as casey described that this you're behind the curve
06:10or do you take sophie's angle on it that'll happen when it happens kind of mixture of both
06:16okay honest with you all right are you i asked this and seriously so you are seriously are you
06:22a little embarrassed about the fact that you haven't kissed anybody until i'll be honest yes
06:25okay yeah how about you sophie uh not really she's a physicist for christ's sake i know i know
06:33um well listen i totally understand that i remember at the time when i and i was younger
06:39than you were but i remember i felt behind the curve because other people had kissed and i had not
06:43done it the truth of the matter president as we discussed this you're one of many many people
06:48who think they're the only one oh yeah yeah and the truth of the matter is you're not no
06:52you're in you're in plenty of company yeah all right so here's my question for both you guys
06:57because and and i'm a little nervous now because i have you're gonna have to kiss me no steve i have
07:01two kids in seventh and eighth grade and it's like almost this rite of passage around that that time
07:07where you have kissing parties i mean essentially kids design ways and reasons to like practice this
07:14stuff on each other whether it be through spin the bottle or truth or dare or whatever it is
07:18how did all of the that time elude both of you guys well go one at a time sophie go ahead i guess
07:26like i just got really lucky during truth or dare like i was you won every goddamn game
07:33that's it yeah oh my god you're so adorable yes you are how about you brandon i've been to a ton of
07:41parties and there's never been any like spin the bottle or any games like that not on the construction
07:47sites no no spin the bottle no spin the rivet you act like everybody played i never played those
07:53games no no no no to be honest there were very few of those when i was uh growing up we we kathy i'm
08:02sure you and i both did the same thing we went to physics parties i didn't fit in there either
08:07all right well you know what uh i think we need to get ourselves prepared for this we met them we found
08:13out their stories and now we got to get them in the proper shape yeah uh training is everything
08:17yeah so as with anything that you want to be good at you've got to practice yeah so uh what we're
08:22going to do is we're just gonna we're gonna so they're not going into this completely cold no uh
08:27we brought in some cpr dummies uh which is uh you know basically it's a torso with a really weird
08:34looking face on it uh they're both male i thought we were gonna get a male and female but i guess
08:39we're gonna well we are gender fluid it's about time you get woke marissa where are those wigs
08:44we have a wig oh we have a wig to put on one two blonde wigs okay all right we can just put one on
08:49one let's go with uh let's go with sophie first all right sophie we have joe you can leave your
08:54headphones on yeah uh who's gonna hold up the tummy wow this is really setting the the mood if you
09:00know what can we have some romantic music uh from uh josh and hayley while we're doing this so
09:04i think maybe that'll make you feel a little bit better all right so all right you're gonna put
09:09can we get a profile on this by the way uh just yeah there we go there you go so much okay so put
09:13your hands up around his neck sophie yeah and you also have to lean your you have to lean your head
09:18one way so that's perfect she's leaning it to the right and go in and just give a nice kiss
09:23nice easy kiss aww aww she's awesome yes yes how did she do she did great
09:30how is sophie you're you're you're awesome yeah her approach was perfect her head tilt was perfect
09:35you're adorable and you know physics the pressure that she applied to the dummy was perfect the one
09:40thing that i saw duration was too short oh okay well for the kiss it's not going to be quick
09:45you you need to let it linger just a little bit it's an eraser she's kissing that's true that's true
09:50that she kisses we'll be kissing back yeah but i i do want her to be ready so one more time but
09:54just a smidge longer okay so she's leaning in hands on there you go she's got a hand that's better
09:59yeah well done better is she leaning her head the right way she was okay she put her hand on his
10:05cheek too which is very sensual this is an unresponsive uh doll that she's kissing so
10:10obviously it's it's the head tilt's not there but that you bravo well done well done okay now let's
10:16try brandon brandon first stick your first two fingers in her mouth all right to the side
10:23can we get a profile guys guys guys can we turn profile please thank you all right hands on her
10:29hips or its hips and then okay he turned his head he gave a that was not bad so so softer what do you
10:37what do you want to say to this lifeless piece of plastic i love you all right so it looks like he
10:45is gonna brandon's gonna turn his head to the left which was the opposite of uh sophia so uh try that
10:50one more time sir let's let's see you do it again yeah yeah same way however you're comfortable uh
10:57okay he got it done do you like i i think i don't know here's what i would say i think i think he rushed
11:03in towards the head a little too fast i think your approach needs to be a little slower a little more
11:07gentle and it's going to be a human the next time around so it'll be a slightly different approach
11:11and she's going to give you a bit of guidance but but just come in a little more slowly in your
11:14approach nick i think i can so you're leaning in and she's going to speak to you okay start to lean
11:19in as you're going to kiss all right and she's going to speak to you
11:28okay that was nell jodie foster he's very attractive i love how you guys are so delicate with
11:33soby but not with him no he's i by the way his first kiss was absolutely fine just a little bit
11:38more because i think the i hate to say this and this is probably a dumb thing to say when you're
11:42leading in on the kiss the onus is on you to just be a little bit more you know tender yeah i know
11:48listen tender you know because you are you're genuinely genuinely a nice gentle guy and i think
11:53you i think you can rock a kiss and then this social climate that we live in today i'm looking it
11:58looked like the mannequin didn't want that kiss no i mean i was reading it completely you were
12:03looking the mannequin's eyes are completely closed and in fact they're sealed over with the
12:07fleshy layer of skin by the way uh and also another suggestion as well as eyes closed yes
12:12it helps uh it just helps with the moment at that moment just get lost in the kiss hang on you you
12:18have to go in with your eyes open but the second your lips touch the other lips then you softly close
12:23your eyes otherwise you're going to headbutt your partner yeah yeah yeah you don't have to get up on
12:28the turnbuckle and jump on yeah when you're close enough and you know your lips are going to touch
12:32that's when you can close yeah all right so let's go one more time up one more time brandon if you
12:36wouldn't mind please eyes closed lean in nice better i'm glad we did that yeah damn good okay
12:46and we're getting this wonderful romantic music from josh and haley here um okay so i think we're
12:51set with the practice we've got that out of the way uh oh now we both our cpr dummies just secured
12:56lawyers pressed oh dear lord all right well now we need to now we need to freshen now we need to make
13:01sure that we're ready uh so we have a variety of oral products here to uh make sure that the
13:07mouth is fresh yes and set and pleasant for everyone for the person and this is good advice
13:13for anyone this weekend who or today and in general when you're with someone you want to make sure that
13:18they know that you cared enough to make sure your breath is fresh so we're going to start with a
13:22little antiseptic uh generic cvs mouthwash here oh yeah uh which is all the good stuff smells lovely i'm
13:29gonna get you guys just as good as listerine it's the same ingredients it's absolutely it's just not
13:33paying the same you know uh so open that up and we're gonna have you gargle if you can't make the
13:38noise when you gargle so we want to hear all that um by the way i was always a scope guy i always thought
13:43like that minty flavor of scope i wanted basically and i was for the longest time until for listerine you
13:48just get the sensation that you're boraxing out your mouth i agree yeah yeah i feel like it's better
13:52all right gargle very good so uh sophia almost swallowed it when casey played the chewbacca bet
14:00all right uh brandon gargle please you spit in that i started laughing when i heard chewbacca
14:12all right and uh do you think they need breath mince or is that good would you guys like a breath
14:16winter you're fine i think if you're good you're good i think i'm good okay okay all right are we
14:20ready for the i think we're ready uh yes and uh you know what by the way webcam's on so if you're
14:27uh if you're listening in at home you can watch this too oh we've got this romantic music it's
14:30fantastic i'm loving okay so the first the first one of these two that's going to get their kiss
14:36is going to be sophia so we're going to bring in our first professional kisser this morning he's a very
14:41good friend of the preston and steve show he's a good looking guy he's a very good looking he's had many
14:46kisses in his time our good friend kyle mccarty is here handsome brandon we're going to have you step
14:54away from the microphone a little bit and we're going to have uh kyle step up and kyle kyle's a
14:59professional singer uh he's an amazing videographer and editor as well and also does a fantastic podcast
15:06what's the name of that show by the way the podcast is called the tri-jam podcast and uh he's a great
15:11host and a really he's one of the nicest guys i've ever met beautiful eyes thank you so much
15:16well groomed his head shaved and they approve of that he's the guy just to remind you i know you
15:21probably already know this but he gave us uh kathy's uh fall activities he does the jingles he does the
15:25delco jingle has sung with the temptation i have yeah he's amazing so you're getting no thank you
15:31quality guy here sophia okay he's building this up a lot i want to so uh do you remember your first kiss
15:38i do and was it was a pleasant experience a memorable experience yes it's actually it's
15:44i don't know it's kind of a hefty story uh i gotta bridge it if you actually want to hear it sure i
15:48was uh i was actually 19 years old so kind of a you know a little late bloomer for myself sophie and
15:54listen to this so here's a guy again like as with you a very good looking guy but 19 years old okay i
15:59kind of grew into myself as i as i progressed uh through my teenage years and a lot of hanging foreskin and
16:05stuff yes yes grew into it yeah i kind of yeah snip that off and got it all um okay so i i had
16:13actually uh met someone online i was living in new jersey at the time uh and she lived in washington
16:20state wow wow so i uh i wanted to go to meet her i wanted to go uh we've been talking for months
16:27so uh you know i'm an artist too i drew a couple of cartoons sold it to my uh my cousin's uh auto decal
16:34company uh so he was making like decals and he paid me enough money so i could buy a plane ticket
16:39and i went out to washington state and that's where i met her and i had my first kiss and there
16:44was a there was a connection yeah it was something that said i need to go see yes and did that blossom
16:49into a relationship was it or was it just a kiss it blossomed into a a very uh uh short week-long
16:56relationship okay yeah she kind of she kind of cheated on me the day after i left washington
17:01state well let me ask you this was at least the initial kiss well worth the trip yes okay yes that's
17:08all you want she put a pillow over my face i didn't even see it there you go yeah all right it was nice
17:13well listen uh part of the the leading up to this is is the anticipation and certainly we've teased you
17:18with enough of that we've been doing 30 minutes about talking right kissing and now it's time to
17:22actually let's uh let's get to kiss it so did you hear us talking about the type of kiss we want to
17:26go for in this first run uh yes a little bit a screen kiss a tender lip kiss a tender lip kiss and
17:32then and then we'll see how that goes and maybe we'll go for an open mouth kiss an open mouth kiss
17:37yeah it can be of some duration do you need some listerine are you good you know what where's that
17:41listerine it's right uh well it was right here all right who drank it we need uh we need some all right
17:47just because it's only proper that both parties be hygienic this is true okay and i know you were
17:52gargling liver back there i was and he's uh actually kyle's very generous he's also yes he is so he
17:58wants to make sure that he gives as well as gets yes all right so he's okay wow all right okay that
18:08was aesthetically pleasing i'm sure he did it over the actual gargle all right you ready yeah okay well
18:12let's have this let's have this moment we're going to bring the music down and uh we're going to have
18:17the lights down as well or would that be bad for video it might be bad for okay i don't know kyle
18:21you're the video guy i mean i'm sure nick murphy would rather have the lights on okay okay yes yeah
18:26because he likes to watch okay sophia are you ready yep all right let's let's do this here it comes all right
18:33they're leaning in oh that's that was nice very sweet sophia come over here how did that feel not
18:45bad not bad yeah not bad did it feel anything like you thought it would vaguely i guess yeah okay not
18:53really sure what i expected so you got the first one out of the way and i'm gonna ask this and and how
18:59did how did you feel did you was it you and now you you're a kissing machine now thanks yeah so how
19:04did it feel to you it felt nice okay yeah nice lips oh very good encouraging sophie sophie what about
19:11the um the stubble of the of the mustache and beard and stuff did you feel that no you don't really
19:17notice it too much okay all right all right uh sophie do you want to try a little bit more passionate
19:22kiss on the second one why not okay all right let's go for a couple of seconds here and then that can go
19:28into one hour no no kyle jam your tongue down all right no don't do that a nice tender open mouth
19:36kiss now this is going to feel totally different okay and you just want to you just want your uh
19:41your your tongues to play don't even think of us here yeah you get lost get lost in that they don't
19:45think of the thousands and thousands and thousands of people listening right you just have do it there
19:49your tongue's just a little dance it's nice and light and easy you don't want to like that just
19:54nice movements did i get you turned on yeah that's so hot i would say you have to follow
20:01what kyle's is gonna do file yes exactly remember this lunatic for the washington for a kiss all right
20:06all right let's try this this is this is the real
20:11hey guys have kiss ready to go after this all right from uh so we're not even here we're going to be
20:16absolutely quiet go for it all right here we go this is the real deal they're leaning in
20:20mouths open oh yeah keep going keep going keep going and whenever you're whenever you're ready
20:29how about this nice damn good yeah that work apps okay i got a couple of notes here that i want to
20:39just give you know we're doing this like this a uh uh be like a play or something like that so i'm
20:44going to give you some notes i think the kiss can't the kiss needs and the kiss needs to be
20:50tapered yes all right that's the one thing on both sides he's right right all right so i couldn't
20:55think of the right here you want you want us to show you you don't go yeah you don't go in mouths
21:00open and you don't end mouths open right preston a light kiss to start then the open mouth kiss then a
21:04light little signature kiss right so as as you're pulling away it's and and because you're lost in each
21:10other so as you're as you're pulling away you know a slow kiss another another kiss and it it winds
21:17down so are we doing this one more time is that what you're saying would you like to try one more
21:20time sure i love her she's awesome she's awesome okay all right kyle you cold one more absolutely all
21:29right so so a light lip kiss tongue kiss lip kiss all right you ready okay all right
21:35kiss all right here we go there's a little kiss slowly now the tongue kiss and now a little signature
21:44kiss on the end that was uh that was very special so you apply the laws of physics to you should
22:00absolutely you honestly you're you're great you you uh there's no issue here and in your own accord
22:04when you feel you're you're ready you i mean guys should be beating down the door for you yeah
22:09thank you and you can tell them all about newton's third law and everything and you're smart that's
22:14even a better uh turn on kyle thank you man that was no problem we appreciate it yes kyle mccarty
22:19yes what a good man thanks real kisser and sophie is now over that hurdle yeah and the nice hug
22:26that's one right all right uh sophie we're gonna switch up we're gonna put uh brandon where you are
22:31so let him take your headphones good job and then we're gonna we're gonna get this done
22:35for him same way and you know what you get the you get the benefit of going second you've seen how
22:41it's done we don't really need to coach you because we did all that with sophie so you think you're ready
22:46to uh give this a try sure okay remember you're a good guy you're a hard worker you have a pleasant
22:52way about you you're gonna kill us you're gonna go great all right we need our professional kisser to
22:56come into the studio now it's yet another worker here she is a production assistant on the president
23:01steve show she's been working with us for a while and what's wonderful valentine's day is her favorite
23:06holiday of the year this is mars her name is damara damara and uh she is going to be your first kiss
23:14brandon so uh good morning damara hey good morning nice to see you what do you think about all this
23:19um i think it's really cute yeah i'm actually like a little bit nervous are you really it's it's
23:27because you you are you have um valentine's day is your favorite day you embrace love you're very much
23:33into uh you know we've talked about this and and and vampires and and it's the this the sexuality and
23:39all of that stuff the the the romance and the gothic romance involved with that sort of stuff so this
23:43is something that's very important to you do you remember your first kiss okay i really tried to
23:48think about this and i i don't remember my first kiss i had a boyfriend in sixth grade and maybe we
23:56kissed but like i don't really remember there's been a lot of people there's been a lot of people
24:06you gotta understand she's so cool tomorrow she's she's just a unique individual and and and we we
24:11we love her to death but listen that's but you march to the beat of your own drum which makes you
24:17that much more special i mean so uh we were all surprised to find out that your favorite holiday
24:21was valentine's day we assumed it was gonna be like halloween tomorrow damara drives around with
24:26the skeleton in the passenger seat of her car which i just realized that was her maybe like a month or
24:34two ago i said something to casey and i'm like you know she has a skeleton in her front seat right
24:38casey's like yep drives with it every day and she posted a picture last night of her chewing on raw meat
24:42yeah for valentine's day don't worry i brush my teeth certainly a and uh a a unique uh character
24:50and uh and also i guarantee you this brandon you will never have anyone in your life from here on
24:55out that has a more unique makeup application uh than she does and you're getting this for your first
25:01kiss uh so damara has very very unique uh eye makeup that it's really cool very precise and yeah
25:07it has hearts today in fact she did it once to you she did yeah she didn't buy like a corpse face
25:12on me you're pretty rocking damara you want to give out your instagram account while we're on the air
25:16oh yeah i mean my radio account is radio.dmp that's not the one i'm talking about oh my god uh yeah my
25:24modeling and everything else where you can see the raw meat picture that's um it's ossuary
25:30underscore angel thank you spell that for people oh it's a o-s-s-u-a-r-y underscore a-n-g-e-l and by
25:40the way i had to look up ossuary i was curious when i saw your screen name and that means what it's a
25:46cemetery but it's like a it's like basically a cemetery underground and so it's like a crypt where
25:51you can see like the skeletons and corpses how's this coming to you buddy it's pretty cool because he's
25:57into metal look at him he's wearing an iron man yeah corpse on the front of it it is the corpse
26:03yeah did we score for you or what yeah nice is that like the catacombs in uh france is that what
26:10is that yeah okay so uh did you did you watch uh kyle and uh sophie okay so i think we should follow
26:18that same thing first time just a nice little tender kind of screen kiss lips only and then we'll see
26:23where we're going to go for there okay he's a nice guy you just hear him and he's just it's just
26:27a warm and gentle guy so i think this is going to be very special so all right brandon you ready
26:32ready to finally do this fresh in her breath first though uh would you like to yeah let's get uh
26:38josh and hayley with some guitar music uh just some uh romantic acoustic music by the way they're going
26:43to be performing uh tomorrow night at scanlan saloon and man young from nine till uh 2 a.m it's nice
26:51little acoustic guitar music and they they play romantic music they play fun music as well so yes but this
26:56morning we wanted some romance um okay you ready all right let's get this underway here we go first
27:02kiss for brandon and begin all right they're leaning in oh that's a nice kiss nice it was a little bit
27:10short and and mars did this really nice thing where she took his hand his face in her hands yeah and uh
27:17very nice how did that feel by the way brandon cool this dude's chill man he's totally chill
27:24i this is great though it says in your it's you feel comfortable and supported here that's cool
27:29and then the hand thing on your face did that make you feel a little bit more relaxed yeah all right
27:34all right all right so let's go for something a little bit more passionate you're ready to try this
27:38out and okay remember take some time and and let yourself turn yourself over to it it's a dance yeah
27:45exactly it's a dance okay whenever you guys are ready here we go mars is smiling here we go this is a
27:50bigger better kiss oh they're doing it right that looks really wow yes they are oh my god oh wow
28:02there it is buddy look at that smile
28:05look at that smile yeah yeah yeah that's what we wanted oh you can go home now
28:13guess who's gonna be king of the construction site oh my god brandon you got butter
28:22i was in case i was kind of thinking the same thing i didn't even think about that because we do i do
28:28brandon he's blushing that's awesome honestly that was wonderful get over to this mike is your heart
28:34racing a little bit a little bit yeah what'd you think oh my god that was pretty cool
28:39what i mean the texture of somebody else's tongue in your tongue is there there's nothing else like
28:45it right no it's not weird like you think it's like something weird but it's not do you know what
28:49it is it's it's it's honestly people it's an expression of coming together it's a physicality
28:54there's there's nothing like it you know mars by the way how did he do what do you think i think
28:59he did pretty well you're kind of like going a little harder with your tongue than you need to
29:03but otherwise it was fine so uh you would say yeah softer and soften up the tongue and wouldn't
29:09you say that that's the key to any bit of intimacy yeah ease up and then if you feel the other person
29:14going for it that's when you yeah make the move to go a little more do we want to try again by any
29:19chance like uh that mars just a little bit of notes i mean that was a whole run but i don't right yeah
29:24all right let's try this one more time a little softer whenever you guys are ready let's go ahead here
29:28we go remember what she said mars and brennan a little softer a little easier wow and see mars is
29:35doing yeah oh wow that's yeah a little better this time mars yeah yeah better did you learn something
29:46on that last time yeah all right oh my god that's wonderful i'm so happy for you because you're such a
29:51nice guy and you you and and she's very um she's very caring and took care of you that's very that's
29:57wonderful i mean he's gonna be out all weekend kissing yeah yeah i think so right yeah i think
30:02he's gonna kiss his security guard we broke the dam we totally yeah mars you're the best thank you
30:07so much we appreciate it we have another friend that we're gonna have over for this momentous
30:11occasion who's gonna step up to the the microphone right now ladies and gentlemen our good friend
30:16he was here just the other day steven singer is here good morning guys nice to see you sir wow
30:23is that a gold rose in your pocket or you just happen to see me this is exciting steven wanted
30:30to be here because it's it's all about love and you guys are well you're you're love experts down
30:34to see i am i am in the love business buddy buddy love is here you thought he was gonna have to stand
30:40in and kiss somebody but that's your dog he's available buddy the jeweler he is here kissing all the
30:45girls and flirting wow you guys did great yeah thank you i don't know how you made something out of this
30:51bit but you did god bless you uh brandon and sophie come up over here by steven because i think the
30:56reason we have him here is you've got something for these guys some mark absolutely do and this is
31:03this has inspired me here okay this uh this whole setup like he's opening up a box this is like the
31:11condoms oh diamond encrusted rubbers extra large wow this is like the rose gold condoms no steven i'll
31:23go ahead and say it because he's taking the time i feel like the 40 year old virgin here yeah uh steven
31:27is opening up his world famous gold roses and i think you're gonna you're gonna give them each a
31:32rose is that how this is working here i give you a frozen rose because you've been frozen out for all
31:37these years and a valentine's day red love rose for you and you can both start your valentine's day
31:45quest but we're gonna have to give um the our kissers the kissers are gonna have to go she's
31:52got to get a black diamond rose with that makeup yeah i have a black diamond with platinum rose oh she'd
31:58love that killer would that look yeah they're cool and then we'll get kyle one as well absolutely we're
32:03gonna give kyle they were they were great that was i was surprised of how well that actually worked
32:09out weren't they very generous i mean to me they these couldn't be too sweeter people to have their
32:14first and the blood is rushing back in their faces they say they are a shade of red i've never seen
32:19before i was impressed i didn't realize when we're sitting out in the green room at these these i just
32:24thought they were listeners coming to watch the show right yeah and this has been wow what an experience
32:30this is something huh it's a special moment in their lives this is a special moment wait for
32:33the first time you have sex yeah great well that's tomorrow yeah that's tomorrow we love everybody
32:38thanks so much for having me and congratulations guys and um we love preston and steve thank you
32:44sir we love you steven singer guys all right i think this has been tremendously successful i'm very
32:50happy for these guys i'd love to to have them keep kissing but we were way over budget on time and we
32:56got to take a break well they can certainly hang out absolutely we highly suggest that they do and
33:00thank you to josh and haley for supplying the live music this morning you can hire them we'll get the
33:07details in fact do we have that information on prestonsteve.com no we'll post it but they're
33:11fantastic i saw them perform live at harvest a few weeks ago they're great live and if you get a chance
33:15go see them yeah and uh josh is uh does five minutes of fame and we'll be at uh how do you even say
33:21this v-o-i-x is that voix karaoke lounge tonight from 9 till 1 a.m and then tomorrow night they'll
33:29be at scanlan saloon in manningham from 9 till midnight all right we're going to take a break
33:33that was wonderful congratulations everybody coming back with the b-files stay with us