Kathy gives Preston tips on cleaning his dirty ass and how to use a butt tampon.
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00:00Uh, I just recently had some butt issues the other day, man.
00:04Yeah, back in a flounder, didn't you?
00:05Yeah.
00:06Back in a flounder.
00:07I told Casey about it.
00:08I had to make what my friend calls a butt tampon out of toilet paper.
00:12Oh, yes.
00:13We've all been there.
00:14We've all been there.
00:15Really?
00:16No, we haven't.
00:17No, we haven't.
00:18No, we have not all been there.
00:19Not swamp ass.
00:20Kathy, come to say, you call it swamp ass.
00:21Yeah.
00:22You call it a visit from your friend.
00:23Oh, and Kathy always insists that it's because of my hygiene.
00:26Just take a shower.
00:27That's not it.
00:28Dirt, your ass is dirty.
00:30It's from cleaning too much.
00:31There, he's right.
00:32You rub it raw.
00:33It's what happened.
00:34Yes.
00:35Okay, just get in the shower.
00:37That clean.
00:38Not wipe with toilet paper.
00:39No, no, no.
00:40Kathy did.
00:41And it's painful.
00:42I don't believe you.
00:43Oh my God.
00:44You can just suck it.
00:46Here's the deal.
00:47So I can tell you, I have a spotless butt.
00:50I'm telling.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Spick and span.
00:53But sometimes I tend to over clean.
00:56Yes.
00:57Thank you, Steve.
00:58We've worked together for 20 years and we.
01:00You never know.
01:01You never know.
01:02I apologize for never turning around and parting my cheeks to show you.
01:06Preston, you told me about packing a flounder the other day.
01:11That's what it's called, by the way.
01:12Somebody years ago told us, my friend used to call that packing a flounder.
01:15What?
01:16Putting?
01:17Toilet paper between your butt cheeks.
01:18Yeah.
01:19It's a butt tampon.
01:20To help keep the chafing down.
01:22Right.
01:23Okay.
01:24By the way, if you're pre-med, keep listening because this is valuable information.
01:27But I just have a question for you because you were telling me.
01:30That hadn't happened in years, by the way.
01:32Yeah.
01:33I had an issue with it the other day and it's all better now.
01:35I'm great.
01:36There you go.
01:37There are a lot of intimate information with each other.
01:39Of course we do.
01:40But you had told me this packing a flounder thing and I was thinking about it later on
01:44in the day because it had a tone as if you thought-
01:48It was wistful.
01:49As if you thought, I have packed a flounder before.
01:51No.
01:52I just remember you finding it funny.
01:53Okay.
01:54I remember you finding that particular phrase funny and that's why I bought it up to you.
01:57It is a funny phrase.
01:58Yeah.
01:59But I have yet to pack a flounder.
02:00Okay.
02:01Count yourself lucky, sir.
02:02Yes.
02:03Yes.
02:04All right.
02:05I woke up in the middle of the night and did it.
02:06Uh huh.
02:07Yeah.
02:08I went to the restaurant.
02:09It can be quite uncomfortable.
02:10I'm going to pack a flounder.
02:11Yes.
02:12And I did.
02:13And it helped.
02:14And it worked.
02:15You know what?
02:16You're missing a product here.
02:17Preston's flounders.
02:18Yeah.
02:19Flounder packers.
02:20Preston's.
02:21There's a little alliteration there with the P. Packing a flounder.
02:25Preston's.
02:26But I need flounder packer.
02:27Maybe something like that.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Preston's fantastic flounder packer.
02:30It's kind of like an alliterative sandwich with the P's on the outside and the F's in the middle.
02:36Yeah.
02:37I like it.
02:38Fantastic flounders and how to pack them.
02:39I like that too.
02:40It's not bad.
02:41It's a little long.
02:42Yeah, it is.