Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Ohio who led police on a high speed chase while eating a submarine sandwich. Then, share some of their own stories and hear from listeners about their high speed encounters.
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00:00I think it's fairly badass if you're in the middle of a high-speed chase and you can still
00:13eat it's incredible it's really a ballsy move that's really stupid but also badass at the same
00:22time because Chuck you said you could do a million things while eating well like we gave you a list
00:29of foods that you think you could eat while driving eating and driving no problem I've I've I can do
00:35it high speed high speed chase though that's like intense need to break neck turns and breaking and
00:43all sorts of stuff and high risk moves it's not the time to to eat so you're pretty cool this guy
00:52led the cops on a high-speed chase and he was eating a submarine sandwich well it does along
00:59the way and I know it'd be all over me well sure because the it's tough it's a two-hander yeah
01:05right you can't it gets all floppy at the end everything will slide right out of there
01:09unless it's wrapped it must have been I was gonna say it's wrapped yeah it was wrapped one hand
01:15eating it 23 year old Michael Cruz is expected to be arraigned today a municipal court on a charge
01:21of failure to comply with the order or signal of a police officer a third degree felony as well as
01:26several traffic offenses reports claim that he was driving a Dodge Charger when the cops tried to pull
01:32him over about 8 35 at night they spotted him doing 93 in a 50 seems reasonable he failed to stop for
01:42the cops and was weaving around parked cars police were able to block his path
01:48and then he stopped nose to nose with the cruiser that was chasing him
01:54as officers ordered him out of the car at gunpoint he complied still eating the submarine sandwich
02:03that he was holding in one hand finally they ordered him to place the sandwich on the roof of the car
02:09yeah he took he took one more bite oh and was then taken into custody there's that wasn't smart
02:17there Michael Cruz was booked into the county jail he's gonna be arraigned look very cool i was hoping
02:23he was a lot cooler lease i was hoping he was a lot cooler he is not he is he is not cool is that your way
02:31of saying f you guys yes if i'm still eating a sub during the chase and when i get out of the car
02:39yeah i'm saying f you yeah yeah it's impressive i could not have eaten a sub sandwich in my high
02:45speed chase well i wish well your subaru couldn't hit those speeds no the high speed chase that i was
02:50yeah when you were in once upon a time yeah when you were in one i could not yeah in that that was
02:57that is so dumb yeah i don't know how he how he did it it's incredible but you escaped right
03:02ah yeah we did yeah well kind of we had a little conversation and then
03:08how many of our listeners do you think have been in high speed chains probably quite a few
03:13yeah but i bet none of them were eating a sub sandwich no no i guarantee none of them were
03:19i guarantee they might say they will but they're lying yeah i mean i was kind of in a high speed
03:25chase but i just hid right remember years ago i pulled off the highway uh-huh at an exit in a shady
03:31part and just hit down a street because you were yeah you thought for sure they were after me no lights
03:37were on yet though or were there lights on no there were lights i wouldn't talk about this
03:44that was so long ago prove it
03:49could just be story time yeah right dave you could just be right yeah the one time that i like pulled
03:55off the road and because my whole thing was i knew i was in possibly in big trouble i saw like the the cop
04:04like turned onto the road and i was like okay i was going a little bit too fast um i was like i should
04:11get off this highway i got off the highway and then the guy turned his lights on but he was pissed
04:16that i got off the highway he was pissed and i was like hey man i'm just i didn't know if i was being
04:22pulled over 100 percent because you didn't have your lights on yet the second you turn your lights on
04:27i stopped my car and that was the only thing i think that saved my butt but he wanted he wanted to
04:32kill me uh someone said i was in a high speed chase on my motorcycle i was doing 80 i hit a curve
04:38turned off turned off everything and glided down a guy's driveway and i hid in the driveway until the
04:44cops flew by that's like out of a movie i know it's i don't know that's really mine wasn't that cold i
04:51was pooping myself because i could not you know in the moment i still couldn't believe like amber was
04:57screaming like what a choice to make as a person with a life like what i don't know amber was around
05:04no she was in the car oh i didn't know i thought it was before no no no this was here yeah i mean
05:10allegedly i'm like i want to ask more of what was happening i don't we had just hey court i hope you're
05:19recording all this and sending it to the authorities sure why would he do that why wouldn't he i just
05:28freaked out i made a poor judgment yeah i mean i've never done something like that i just always just
05:34pull over yeah that's the that's what i would encourage everyone i'm upset about it it's the
05:39normal thing but but i had gotten two tickets already that year and i thought oh i'm here oh yeah
05:45yeah yeah yeah i remember yeah you had a problem i did you know nothing crazy but i i thought oh
05:51my god this is gonna be horrible for my insurance oh of course yeah and you know what else would have
05:56been pretty bad you know what else would have been pretty bad for your insurance your life uh jail
06:03time uh the show yeah honestly there are times in my life and i'm uh you know pretty straightforward
06:12dude yes pretty by the books but i've made some poor judgment calls at times well i think everyone
06:21has something like this in them it's just a matter of if all the wrong dominoes fall
06:29you know like you said you like i would have never done that but the dominoes of like i got a ticket a
06:34couple weeks before i got another ticket and then it's like all these dominoes are falling and you're
06:39like oh my god you're thinking about your insurance right um i'm just gonna get off the road and like
06:45i've done a lot of stupid things in my life like a lot but never but i will never reveal it on this
06:52show you're smarter than i so smart you are smarter than i so smart oh my god come on pretty dumb
07:01probably way too much oh yeah no doubt i know me too no me definitely me some of it has gotten me in
07:06trouble through the years no no i had to run i had to why what do you mean i'm not going to jail
07:13yeah yeah i got it i had to i think right there and the three others you know what i mean yeah
07:18yeah save us yeah no a dainty man plus jail equals trouble penetration
07:24penetration he would have been in great shape back then oh no i was really dainty oh okay super dainty
07:33yeah yeah you guys all of our listeners have been in high speed chase like i can't keep the text
07:40refreshes every half a second i knew they would be it's our listeners i knew they would be uh ended up
07:47being in a high speed chase when i ripped off a couple of people trying to sell them some trees
07:51mm-hmm by the time i got back home they were waiting on me
07:58when i saw them we ended up being in a high speed chase they chased me for about 30 minutes
08:07a tree deal done wrong yeah i mean he's talking about the you know he's talking about
08:12trees here i'm gonna try and rip you off on those you think they were arborvities you think they were
08:22a couple arborvities they were probably already almost dead what kind of landscaping thing happened
08:30there what are you you know trees can be quite expensive oh got it yeah yeah marijuana my god i
08:43always just go to a nursery mary jane if you will yeah a tree dealer yeah oh that's funny i wish i was
08:50a tree dealer i could use a deal on some trees right now i got what arborvities died again yeah you
08:58got some tree deals you can hook us up with let us know oh my god so many like weed dealers would pull
09:05up and dave's like no no no no no no no my goodness japanese maple yeah we're looking for
09:11killer deals killer deals on japanese maples that's what you want
09:22yeah baby i got some crab apples for you right i really love my jacket weepin willow yeah
09:27weepin willow hold on that's on the other side of my jacket go ahead you just take this home
09:35put it in the ground give it plenty of water it's gonna grow up big and strong nice man hey baby
09:44you looking for crab apple tree take this crab apple tree okay got it now yeah yeah yeah yeah tree deal
09:53marijuana cigarettes