Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was attacked by a moose after trying to take pictures of it's newborn babies. Then, discuss how some animal parents in the wild leave their babies to some intense situations.
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00:00I'm sure if you stumbled across some little baby moose calves, it'd be hard not to want
00:21to take a picture.
00:22I'm sure they're cute, right?
00:23They've got to be cute.
00:24They've got to be.
00:25They've got to be cute.
00:26Everything little is cute.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Yeah.
00:29I think they're still pretty big.
00:30I was going to say they're little, but they're the size of us.
00:32Yeah.
00:33Like, look at these little.
00:34Yeah.
00:35I mean, they probably look like Dave walking around all wobbly.
00:39How am I wobbly?
00:40You know, tall, long legs.
00:42Jesus.
00:43Unsure of themselves.
00:4570 year old guy who was out hiking.
00:51Oh, no.
00:53Was attempting to take photos of two newborn moose calves.
00:58Oh, no, no, no.
00:59Moose calves.
01:00As angry as a mom gets.
01:01Common sense.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Mama moose kill you.
01:04Oh, God.
01:05And then mom turned the corner.
01:08I think my hearing aids are on the fritz.
01:21I haven't heard this sound before.
01:23Maybe that's his friendly noise.
01:25Hey, bud.
01:26Oh, you hope.
01:31Yeah.
01:32They don't have a friendly noise.
01:33No.
01:34When you're messing with their babies, they're not friendly.
01:36No.
01:37They're not friendly when you keep a distance.
01:39Yeah, true.
01:40That's right.
01:41The moose apparently didn't take a shining to him.
01:46She had her way with that man.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Sexually?
01:50No, not sexually, you weirdo.
01:52She just apparently attacked him for quite some time.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Yeah, clobbered him.
02:01My legs are powder now.
02:03You survive?
02:04I can't imagine.
02:06Dave.
02:08I mean, listen, you can't get stomped for hours by a moose and live.
02:15You can't.
02:17No one can.
02:18You could get kicked one time.
02:21You don't even have to be a doctor to know that.
02:23Nope.
02:24I have no medical training.
02:26I've got zero.
02:27What happened to him?
02:29He was stomped for hours by a moose.
02:31Oh, so he's dead.
02:32He died, right?
02:33Yes.
02:34Hours?
02:35Stomped for hours.
02:36They believe it was quite a long time.
02:38Oh, gosh.
02:39Yeah.
02:42Horrible.
02:43Well, I mean, yes, but you have to know.
02:46If you're 70, don't hike.
02:47No, I can't.
02:48Well, don't try to take pictures of the babies.
02:50That's it.
02:51You see babies of anything.
02:52Get the hell out of there.
02:53You have to.
02:54You got to get away.
02:56But I think there's a lot of people that don't understand like just how much of a killer like a moose is.
03:03I think they think they're like deer, right?
03:05They're like triple or quadruple the size of a deer and much more aggressive.
03:11And they want to stomp you for hours.
03:13No, they do.
03:14They do.
03:15They do.
03:16They do.
03:17They do.
03:18Have like 10 minutes.
03:19You walk back over and just give him another one.
03:24You know?
03:25He was already gone.
03:26He was already stomp.
03:28Yeah.
03:31That's a bit overhead.
03:34I'm in the home stretch now
03:37I mean you just hope
03:42That you step right on my head
03:44Like a few times
03:45Don't step everywhere else
03:47Don't give me a fighting chance
03:50That's my leg
03:53My other leg
03:55Just one little picture
03:58Yeah I mean I'd be pushing my skull under
04:01Right
04:02Like we're staring at a moose right now on our screen
04:05And he looks like fun
04:07He looks like he's a cool guy
04:08So you go near his babies
04:10No any babies in the wild
04:14You just can't be
04:15If you stumble across
04:17Like look at that
04:20Just the other day
04:21The woman who had the baby bears
04:23You know
04:24Mama's nearby and mama will kill you
04:27You know the worst moms in nature are bunnies
04:31Are they
04:32The bunny moms
04:33Because they just like put them not far in the ground
04:36And they're like in the middle of lawns
04:39Because they just don't care
04:40There was a nest in my yard with a dog
04:42Like they just don't
04:42They're so dumb
04:43Yeah I know you're right
04:44They put them in the worst places
04:46Remember what happened during my ride on war accident
04:49Yes and it's happened at my house too
04:51And I'm like you just
04:51You just put your babies right in the middle of a lawn
04:54Yeah
04:54And then
04:55And then they only come back like twice a day
04:58And like feed them
04:59Like for a few minutes
05:00That's it
05:01That's all they do
05:01They're not real hard workers
05:03Where's she at?
05:03Where's she at?
05:04All the time
05:05Do you know why?
05:05She's nearby
05:06They must because they have
05:08They're trying to protect I guess
05:09Next time I see one
05:10I'm going to be like
05:10You're neglectful
05:11You're a bad mother
05:14You're a neglectful mother
05:16Chastise it a little bit more
05:21Get out of here you rabbit
05:23You horrible mom
05:26Get your babies out the lawn
05:28You only check on them twice a day
05:30Yeah
05:31And our old house
05:32It was right in the middle of our lawn
05:33And in our new house
05:34We've had them too
05:35Right in the middle of our lawn
05:36Yeah
05:36Exactly right
05:37Yeah
05:37This was in the woods
05:39In our house
05:40But I'm still like
05:40There's a big white dog here
05:42Why?
05:43Just over the fence
05:44And you'd have been fine
05:45Yeah like
05:45Skelthi area
05:46Skelthi area
05:47Skelthi area
05:48Just like
05:48This should be cool
05:49I'll check on you guys
05:50In like a few hours
05:52I think everything should be okay
05:55I'm going to the grocery store
05:57There is a giant creature over there
05:58That looks like it'll kill all of us
06:00You know what
06:00I'll just
06:01I'll put in a few
06:02Some grass
06:03Yeah we'll put some grass over there
06:04Grass on top of it
06:05Nobody will be any wiser
06:06It's not like you're gonna hop around
06:07It's just enough to hide you
06:09From those killer blades
06:10Every once in a while
06:12A giant murder machine
06:14Comes through
06:14And you guys
06:16Kills y'all
06:16You're gonna have to learn to be fast
06:17You're gonna have to learn to be fast
06:20Cause those things
06:21I guess
06:22Listen
06:23Lise
06:24I think the point is
06:25If as humans
06:27We had like
06:2860 babies in our lifetime
06:30What's 12 of them
06:32Right
06:32We've had 60 of them
06:34We have 60 of them
06:36Try and give them a good shot
06:37They don't all make it
06:39Do you see how deep the hole is
06:40It's not even that deep
06:41I feel like they just pat down
06:42The grass a bit
06:43Yeah and then they're like
06:44Well let me put some hair
06:44On top of it
06:45Yeah
06:46Put some hair over here
06:47That'll be good
06:47That'll be good
06:48That's it
06:48That's enough
06:48That's gotta be enough
06:49That'll be enough to protect
06:51All these babies
06:52Yeah
06:52From the world
06:53Kinda hope no one noticed
06:57Yeah that and turtle too
07:00Like turtles
07:01They just pop out their eggs
07:02And then they're like
07:03Alright
07:03Hope you make it out of here
07:05Yeah they don't give an F
07:06Mom will never see you again
07:09That's it
07:10All the best in the world
07:11And you're gonna live 150 years
07:13Without a mother
07:15Yeah
07:15Always looking for their mom
07:16Right
07:17She said she'd be here
07:20The travels they have to take
07:26From when their egg cracks open
07:27To get in the water
07:29And avoid birds and crabs
07:30Oh yeah that sucks
07:31That's a lot
07:32When they make it
07:33It's a miracle
07:33I love the idea
07:34Of going on a boat tour
07:36Where they're gonna show you
07:37Some of those tortoises
07:38Or whatever
07:38Those big ass turtles
07:39And you just chastise it
07:41For it's lack of motherhood
07:42Right
07:42Just abandon your children
07:44In front of me
07:44You abandon them
07:46Oh my god
07:47What's he saying
07:48To that poor turtle
07:49Cause it'd be all old people
07:51You'd really throw them
07:52For a loop
07:52I do feel bad
07:53For those baby sea turtles
07:54That after they like
07:55Wake up
07:56And they're like
07:56Life
07:56Oh god
07:58No
07:59Oh god
08:00Run
08:00Run
08:01Run
08:01Yeah
08:02It is
08:03It's just a dash for life
08:04Right
08:05There's like birds
08:06Like swooping in
08:07Taking them
08:07Oh they can't wait
08:08Larry
08:08Yeah
08:10No we lost Larry
08:13No
08:15No
08:15No
08:15No