Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Amazon delivery driver in North Carolina who was recorded delivering a package right in the middle of a police stand-off.
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00:00this dude
00:06incredible
00:07either really dumb
00:09or incredibly dedicated
00:12okay
00:13so you decide
00:14when you see the video
00:14okay
00:15there is some sort of
00:16big police standoff
00:17going down
00:18obviously
00:19like tons of cop cars
00:21tons of cops
00:22but this Amazon
00:24driver decided
00:26he still had a package
00:27to deliver
00:28right to the scene
00:29involved
00:29in the standoff
00:31sure
00:32and delivers that package
00:33and people across the street
00:35that were
00:35watching the standoff
00:37now see this all go down
00:39and got it
00:40for their
00:41uh
00:42tick tock
00:43here's
00:43I've got to be careful here
00:45with a couple of things
00:46okay
00:47so you know
00:47I know
00:48but I know
00:48I know the exact times
00:50I've heard it all before
00:51the exact times
00:52I just hope he doesn't say it
00:53yeah true
00:54watch
00:54watch more for me
00:55and he'd be like
00:56here's where they say
00:57the F word
00:58Amazon
00:59hard at work
01:00in the midst
01:04of a standoff
01:05he's gonna deliver
01:07his package
01:08I don't give up
01:09uh-huh
01:10uh-huh
01:11go Amazon
01:13Amazon don't play
01:17the cops are like
01:22we can't stop
01:23at least with Amazon
01:24hilarious
01:28give us the package bro
01:31what are you doing
01:33the cops are like
01:34we've got it from here
01:35he
01:35he doesn't even care
01:37he was rolled up to the cops
01:38like it's okay
01:39I'm with Amazon
01:40did he take a picture
01:41he's taking a picture
01:42he's taking a picture
01:42well because he had to
01:44you have to verify it
01:46I know
01:47it's the best
01:48does this not speak to
01:49it's scarier
01:50to work for Amazon
01:52than it is
01:53to walk
01:54upon
01:54a
01:55scene like this
01:57I can't
02:00I mean if I go back
02:01and I didn't deliver that
02:02I'm dead
02:02he doesn't care
02:05he doesn't give a damn
02:06oh you just
02:07you're just so beaten down
02:08by life
02:09yeah
02:09that is incredible
02:11really
02:11yeah I imagine
02:12I wouldn't walk
02:13through that
02:13I think you're gonna get shot
02:15exactly
02:16obviously there's a stand
02:17I'm like look at
02:18the police presence there
02:19and even if
02:21what's going on there
02:21by the way
02:22look at that nice house
02:23oh I know
02:24something crazy
02:25yeah some
02:26that's a nice neighborhood
02:27with a big house
02:28what happened
02:29that's interesting
02:30that is hilarious
02:31somebody's
02:32rich people have
02:34problems
02:34somebody's
02:35taken care of
02:36kid
02:37he's like I have
02:38to deliver this
02:38package
02:40that's it
02:41it's like the whole
02:42police force
02:43is there
02:43in the midst
02:47of a standoff
02:48I don't give up
02:49he's gonna deliver
02:49his package
02:50I don't give up
02:51go Amazon
02:55he's like I don't
02:57care
02:57what
02:58his internal monologue
03:00must have been
03:01incredible
03:01amazed
03:02that he's even
03:02made it that
03:03far already
03:04I want to talk
03:04to that guy
03:05me too
03:06oh yeah
03:07I can tell you
03:08exactly what's
03:08going through his
03:09mind
03:09oh please
03:10stand up
03:10oh please
03:11let the gunman
03:11come out
03:12and shoot me
03:12and then as I
03:14fall to the ground
03:15put another two
03:16bullets right in my
03:17chest
03:17let me get out of
03:19this job
03:19yeah he was
03:20probably like
03:21sending me to the
03:21hospital
03:21I dare
03:22I dare
03:22you
03:23you gotta stand
03:24I dare you
03:24to shoot me
03:25like the guy does
03:26not have any F's to
03:28give at all
03:28no he was gonna go
03:29all the way up
03:30the cop stopped him
03:32and said
03:32dude we'll do it
03:34I need a picture
03:36yeah
03:36take a picture of
03:39the cop holding
03:40the package
03:40uh no just
03:41just the uh
03:43right over the
03:43house
03:44I think he
03:44wasn't ready
03:45there we go
03:47it was so good
03:48it's okay
03:50I did so good
03:51just mute it
03:51just mute it
03:52okay Dave
03:53we don't need to
03:54hear it
03:54we don't need to
03:55hear it anymore
03:56we heard her
03:57damn I did so good
03:59yeah
03:59yeah right there
04:01he just took a
04:02picture of it
04:02he took a picture
04:03of this guy's
04:04holding it
04:05yeah
04:05I gave it to a cop
04:07I don't know how
04:08to put this in the
04:09system
04:10it's like a young
04:10Dave if he was
04:11doing it
04:11gotta get the job
04:12done
04:13I'm sorry
04:14I've got it
04:14officers
04:15I've got time
04:16under a time
04:17crutch
04:17for god's sakes
04:18you need my
04:18ID
04:19Amazon
04:20I can't take
04:21any left turns
04:22he's a prime
04:23member for
04:24son of a bitch
04:25I'm not gonna
04:25blow it
04:26with a prime
04:27member
04:28it's prime
04:28two days
04:30he's a prime
04:31member
04:32I'm sorry
04:33this is the
04:34same day shipping
04:35I've gotta do it
04:36I wanna know
04:38what was in the
04:39package
04:40I wanna know
04:40so many things
04:41that's great
04:42yeah amazing
04:43scene there
04:44package got
04:45delivered
04:46like it was
04:46supposed to be
04:47even in the
04:47middle of a
04:48standoff
04:48with like a dozen
04:49cop cars
04:49surrounding him
04:50that guy's still
04:50young
04:51it looks like
04:52I don't think
04:52life's beat him
04:53down
04:53no not enough
04:54he's just like
04:55you don't understand
04:56what happens
04:57if I have to say
04:58this didn't get
04:59delivered
04:59that's it
05:00Amazon probably
05:02makes you do
05:0216 hours of
05:03paperwork
05:04yeah
05:04they're like
05:05oh if you
05:06don't deliver
05:06you'll be in
05:08here for 16
05:09hours doing
05:09paperwork
05:10you better get
05:11that picture
05:11no you don't
05:12take a picture
05:13this was in
05:14in Raleigh
05:16North Carolina
05:19but there's no
05:21really more details
05:24of what's going on
05:25talking with such
05:25purpose
05:26I almost feel like
05:27he went up to
05:28the cops and
05:29he was like
05:29do you guys
05:30want me to
05:30like ask him
05:31anything
05:31he's not afraid
05:34he's mad at
05:37the world
05:37but he's not
05:38mad at Amazon
05:39so
05:39yeah
05:40stand down
05:41officers
05:42yeah we need
05:43to find that
05:43this is an
05:44overnight delivery
05:45yeah
05:45yeah
05:46there's no
05:47news stories
05:47no it hasn't
05:49made the news
05:49yet it's just
05:50kind of over
05:50the past like
05:51just about the
05:52Amazon guy
05:53and not about
05:53what actually
05:54happened
05:54yeah most of
05:56the stories are
05:56just from a
05:56couple hours ago
05:57that when this
05:58kind of started
05:58circulating online
05:59so it's
06:01incredible
06:01the first round
06:02of police officers
06:03didn't even know
06:03what to do
06:04they were like
06:04he's with
06:05he's with
06:05Amazon
06:05let him through
06:07let him through
06:08let him through
06:11it took the
06:13highest ranking
06:14SWAT members
06:15to be like
06:16I'm sorry
06:17we have to
06:17stop you now
06:18and even them
06:18they were like
06:19just give us
06:20the
06:20we'll do it
06:21we'll do it
06:22we're armed
06:23we'll do it
06:24even if I
06:26was the
06:26Amazon guy
06:27I think I
06:27would almost
06:28deliver the
06:29package like
06:30people run to
06:31a helicopter
06:31you know
06:32like you're
06:32down low
06:33like you're
06:34you're trying
06:34to make sure
06:35you're gonna
06:35be safe
06:36this guy
06:36didn't give
06:37an ass
06:38no not at all
06:39he was walking
06:40up there
06:40like he was
06:41charmed
06:41he was like
06:42I'll take
06:43care of it
06:44it was like
06:44the hurt
06:44locker
06:45it's like
06:46he was in
06:46the full
06:47during like a
06:50SWAT scene
06:51they'd be like
06:52get the hell
06:53out of here
06:53with your package
06:54not like
06:55oh we'll take it
06:55from here
06:56it must be
06:57different there
06:58someone said
06:58what if the guy
06:59was asked
06:59delivering
07:00getting bullets
07:01delivered
07:01bullets I need a gun
07:05two hour delivery
07:07or whatever
07:07officer you don't
07:09understand he's a
07:10prime member
07:10let us through
07:13for god's sake
07:14oh god is he
07:15okay well
07:15we'll take it
07:16from here
07:16you