Dave, Doni, and Drinks
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00:00Gotcha!
00:02You don't even know what it is like being in a room with Dave and having a conversation.
00:07You don't even know what it's like to get ready.
00:10You gotta be like, get ready. You ready?
00:12I'm ready. Are you sure you're ready? I'm ready.
00:14No, wait, I'm not ready.
00:16And then when I say I'm ready, then she hits the button.
00:18I'm ready.
00:19So now that Dave's ready.
00:21I went away for the weekend.
00:23I went to South Haven and had a really nice time.
00:25And this has happened to me before.
00:27I went to this place called Tsukasa and I said, I want a mango margarita.
00:32Can you make me that?
00:33And they're like, yeah, because they have mango daiquiris.
00:35Awesome looking drink comes like to the point where I don't normally do this,
00:38but I actually posted the picture on Facebook.
00:40Like I did one of those moves where you post your drink.
00:42I saw the picture on Facebook and I got to tell you, it looked like a very refreshing drink.
00:46It did.
00:47I'm not a fruity tootie drink guy, but I saw that picture and I thought that looks pretty darn good.
00:52Right.
00:53So what I should have done was taken a picture of the drink that I got.
00:56The next night, because we're walking around town and I was like, man, I could go for another one of those drinks over in Tsukasa.
01:02Ordered the exact same thing.
01:04It looked nothing like the drink I had had the night before.
01:08And I'm like, clearly they can't both be mango margaritas.
01:12Like the first night definitely was a margarita.
01:15I question whether or not it was mango.
01:17The second night, it's like they gave me a very soupy mango daiquiri and just were like, no, I'm sorry.
01:24I don't know how to mix the two of these together.
01:26But the color was different.
01:27Everything.
01:28The second night, the orange, it was orange.
01:30Maybe the one you got the second night was leftover from the first night.
01:34And instead of making up fresh ones, they're like, oh, we got a half bucket full of that stuff.
01:38Just pour it in the glass.
01:40Or maybe it's the difference between a Saturday night bartender and a Sunday night bartender.
01:44You know what I'm saying?
01:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46Saturday night's the A shift, right?
01:47But yeah, I would think so.
01:48I mean, it was like all piled up.
01:50You know how you like get the frozen drink and it's soupy?
01:53Yeah, that's gross.
01:54Or you get the one that's piled up and you're like, yeah, it's on.
01:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:57You should have pulled out your picture that you'd taken the night before.
02:00I really was tempted.
02:01And been like, is this a mango margarita?
02:03And they'd be like, oh, yeah.
02:04And they'd be like, well, this is the mango margarita I got last night.
02:07And this looks nothing like that.
02:09180 degree difference.
02:10I want my money back.
02:11Yeah.
02:12And I want to keep the drink.
02:13And I want another one on the house.
02:15It takes a lot for me to complain outright.
02:19Like I might mutter to myself or whomever I came with.
02:23But usually I won't send something back.
02:26You know what I drink when I go on vacation?
02:28Beer?
02:29Yeah.
02:30But Natty Light.
02:31I thought about that.
02:32The crappy stuff.
02:33Natty.
02:34Why do you drink Natty Light?
02:35Like I thought you were always drinking Bud Light.
02:37In real life, I like light beer.
02:40Bud Light, Miller Light, Coors Light.
02:42Doesn't matter.
02:43It's kind of all the same.
02:44But basically Bud Light.
02:45But when I go up north, that's normally where I go when I have a few days off.
02:50I drink Natty Light because it's crappy beer.
02:54And it's kind of like when you go up north, whether you're camping or not camping, it's
02:59kind of like you're camping.
03:00You're always outside.
03:01You're always walking around in the dark.
03:02And you're always drunk.
03:03And you're always setting your beers down in the dark.
03:05And then you can't find them.
03:07Okay?
03:08Or you forget about them.
03:09You'll be like, you know, you set your beer down.
03:11You know, you take a little tinkle.
03:13And then you're like, oh man, I got to get another beer.
03:15And you go get another beer.
03:16And then you got a full one that you just sat down in the dark, but you don't know it's
03:19there.
03:20So you got to buy like a 30 pack just for yourself because you lose so many in the dark.
03:27So let me, just to be clear, you're telling me that you drink Natty Light when you go
03:31up north with the anticipation of your beer being somewhat wasted.
03:36So you would rather waste the cheap beer than waste what you normally would drink.
03:41It's less expensive.
03:42I already know I'm going to lose half of them.
03:44If I buy 30, I'm going to drink 15, but I'm going to lose 15.
03:48So that's why I go with Natty Light.
03:51And then the next morning when I wake up and it's light out, I look around the yard and
03:55there's Natty Light cans everywhere that are full of beer.
03:58I mean, all the used ones are thrown in the trash, whatever, but there's half three quarters,
04:03half full Natty Light cans all over.
04:06I'm like, oh yeah, man.
04:07It's not a, I, that's, I can't even imagine going up north with you, Dave.
04:12Like that would just be an adventure.