It's that time of the year where Amazon tries to make Black Friday start in July.
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00:00Today is the day, folks. Today is the big day. Day one of two.
00:05Stop trying to make Amazon Prime Day happen.
00:08It's just like they're trying to make it another Black Friday in the summer.
00:13And it is, though, because so many people go on there, including my husband and my best friend, Kate, who is obsessed with Amazon Prime.
00:23She actually texted me a screenshot. I bet you my husband doesn't know that.
00:28But she said, I'm sorry in advance.
00:31And it was her to my husband, Patrick.
00:34Happy Prime Day to my fellow primer.
00:36May the sales be in your favor and the packages hid.
00:40And he said, ha ha ha, yes.
00:42I'm already scrolling through my wish list as we speak.
00:46I mean, I'm just scrolling through.
00:47And some of the things are just like, guys, you know, this is the price it usually is.
00:53And this happens a lot.
00:54What do you buy on Amazon around this time?
00:56Or, like, what's the stuff that you buy online because you don't want to buy it in person?
01:00Yeah.
01:00702-597-1027.
01:02I'm on the Prime app right now.
01:04And I'm looking at the stuff that they're selling.
01:06And, like, you know.
01:07I'm just not good at it.
01:08My sister lives and dies by Amazon Prime.
01:10She really does.
01:11She buys absolutely everything and anything on there.
01:16My husband, same.
01:18He buys, you know, toiletries and all the stuff.
01:22Like, just everything is sent to our house.
01:25I am a foot soldier.
01:26I go to Target and Walmart and all those things.
01:29So, today means really nothing to me other than tomorrow I will have eyes on my front door to see what my husband purchased.
01:38There's a lightning deal happening right now that you might be interested in.
01:40What is it?
01:41This is a pool cleaner.
01:42Oh, yes.
01:44Too soon.
01:45Your above ground pool is, like, green, like, Slimer from Ghostbusters.
01:50Yeah.
01:50Yeah, it is.
01:50And this is 30% off.
01:51It's a lightning deal.
01:52It's 80% claimed.
01:54Maybe you should start an account.
01:55What is it?
01:55Let me see.
01:56Look at that.
01:56Is it a vacuum?
01:57It is a vacuum.
01:58It's a little.
01:59How much is it?
01:59It's $188.
02:01Wow.
02:01Down from $270.
02:02Oh, okay.
02:03Well, see, I'll get behind my husband if he buys that.
02:06I've never heard of the brand before.
02:07Heck knows if it works.
02:09Got to check the reviews.
02:11Is there anything that you buy online that you're just kind of like, I'm just going
02:14to buy this here because I just don't want to have to go out and get it?
02:17Honestly, I wish I could say yes.
02:20I'm just more of a instant gratification.
02:23I need to go.
02:24I need to grab my products and have them.
02:27I don't like to wait.
02:28Yeah.
02:28And it's just a pain.
02:30But I want to remind that people can text, too, because we have our text line 702-597-1027.
02:37Text or call.
02:38I know a lot of people are texting now, but.
02:39Yeah.
02:40I, uh, there's the marital aids.
02:44What is that?
02:45Well, I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.
02:48Oh, God.
02:49You get those, and I've done so for, you know, for our relationship.
02:54But it's weird because they sell those at Walgreens now.
02:58I was in the travel section, and they sell these little things there, like next to like
03:03the little tiny little bottle of Scope.
03:05Oh, my gosh.
03:06That's so weird.
03:07You still don't know what I'm talking about.
03:08No, no idea.
03:09Yeah, but, but I really don't.
03:12Um, I guess I'm in the dark here.
03:14Okay.
03:14Google, Google marital aids.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20Is that what they're called?
03:21Well, that's what we call it on the radio.
03:23So, you know, it's not weird for the kids.
03:25Wow.
03:26Interesting.
03:27Okay.
03:27So, they have them at Walgreens?
03:30They do.
03:31Wow.
03:31Walgreens, CVS.
03:32I've seen it.
03:32Yeah.
03:32Maybe they're a great deal on Amazon Prime Day.
03:36Yeah.
03:36Well, actually, you had scoped it out.
03:38You saw, there was a picture, I think, at Vons or something.
03:40You had seen some that were put next to the soda.
03:42Target.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Yeah, there you go.
03:43Three for 15.
03:44Three for 15.
03:46That is a deal.
03:47Yeah.
03:48So, the most embarrassing stuff, the silliest stuff that you buy, I mean, I get more toilet
03:52paper delivered every four months.
03:54Really?
03:54Oh, my goodness.
03:55You don't do Costco for that?
03:56No.
03:57So, do you do Amazon?
03:58So, do you do Amazon for most things?
03:59Yeah, I have the subscribe and save.
04:01That's where you make the moves.
04:03Okay.
04:03That's where I get sunflower seeds in bulk.
04:06Man.
04:08Toilet paper during the pandemic.
04:10You had it all.
04:11Y'all were in lines.
04:11You had it all.
04:12I'm like, I'm just going to wipe because I can.
04:14Oh, my God.