Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about their first ever case of circumcision rage when a Florida man assaulted his boyfriend for not having compassion about his desire for uncircumcised penises.
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00:00a different kind of penis story making headlines this one out of st petersburg where a florida
00:11man i don't know if we've ever done a story about circumcision rage before never heard it but this
00:17is this is happening a 28 year old florida man was arrested for battering his boyfriend
00:25during a pre-dawn confrontation about dicks
00:30kyle elias perez who shares a home in st petersburg with this other 37 year old dude
00:40woke up the guy at 5 15 in the morning hey man and confronted him for not having compassion
00:51for his desire for uncircumcised penises hey wake up what do you want man i hate you
01:00i'm not liking the fact that i love a fully vested penis you do love i love it with the turtleneck
01:12you do love them that way i don't know why you woke me up and i don't know why we're the manliest men
01:17you know you know why i woke you up i've been thinking about it all night i woke up at 2 a.m and
01:28i've been thinking about it ever since i've been just scrolling through i don't know uncircumcised
01:36dogs trying to decide another hobby or something you gotta sleep through the night i can't i can't
01:42knowing you have an affinity for the snip and clip you love uncircumcised penises i do i'm proud of it
01:51we gotta get some work tomorrow whether you like uncircumcised penises i want to fight about it
01:56we gotta work tomorrow i want to fight i suggest you not wake me up anymore get out of bed
02:04look at this one
02:07investigators noted that perez who apparently is circumcised yeah but i wish i wasn't right
02:18yeah screamed at the victim for having no compassion
02:23for his mutilated genitals look at it if science had a way to put the put it back on there then
02:32that's one thing but they do not it is 2 30 in the morning what can i do this is not the time
02:40maybe we can talk about it on the weekend
02:42this is a monday night perez then grabbed the victim's arm
02:49hey and struck him in his own face with it
02:52oh slap yourself
02:54why are you doing that
02:56why are you doing that
02:58look you're hitting yourself
03:01we are a very dysfunctional gay couple
03:03you're hitting yourself
03:04again
03:05it caused visible injuries to his arm and face
03:09oh wow i hit you hard with yourself
03:11you broke your own nose
03:16oh you did that
03:17nope
03:17not technically
03:19he then scratched him and pulled his hair
03:21scratch
03:23you can't read all your foreskin
03:27well i've been searching the internet and apparently you can
03:30when officers arrived on the scene perez fled the residence on foot
03:34you better get out of here
03:36i gotta run
03:37and hid behind a car in an alley
03:39baby i'm an outlaw now
03:41well yeah you hit me with myself
03:44after being apprehended
03:46he stated that the victim's account in the incident was correct
03:49that he and his boyfriend were arguing over uncircumcised penises
03:54he wants to grow his foreskin back i don't know what to tell him
03:57you're right officer
03:58i'm not proud of it but i love my
04:01i love the idea of growing back my foreskin
04:04i love that man in there
04:07it's not his fault but boy i had to wake him
04:10not anymore they're now exes
04:12oh they broke up
04:13yeah
04:13i knew it would probably end up costing us
04:15i wish i could go back in time
04:18you injured my face with my own arm
04:20that was it
04:21i let my penile anger get the best of me
04:25once again
04:26perez has been charged with misdemeanor domestic battery
04:30and he's been booked into the county jail
04:35hey boys
04:36i'm in here because i'm obsessed with penile foreskin
04:42i beat up my boyfriend
04:43photos is out here
04:45one photo of this dude
04:47um
04:49you will uh
04:50did we post this
04:53it is available at davintrick.com
04:55okay okay i wasn't sure if i had sent it to you or not but
04:57i will uh
04:59what do i look like dave
05:00you don't look like your voice
05:01i'll say that
05:03you don't look like your voice
05:04you look different than how you sound
05:07all right
05:07you look um
05:09you probably sound a bit more hispanic and
05:10not as manly
05:12okay
05:12more feminine and hispanic
05:14let me see
05:14shall we say
05:16this is the dude here
05:17i just happen to
05:19like penises
05:21i'll wake up
05:22why
05:23why do you wake me
05:27yeah so it's different
05:29it's different
05:30but
05:30i'm fighting over uncut dogs for a minute
05:34you know
05:34i like
05:35hey get up for a second
05:37get out of bed
05:39i need to rouse you out of your slumber
05:41check this out
05:43wouldn't it be better if it
05:44had a lot more skin
05:47i've been staring at it for an hour
05:51that's a weird
05:52a weird way to wake up
05:53yeah for sure
05:54you