Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how whole milk in Canada is called something different, comes in a bag, and has accessories for storage and for opening.
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00:00people with lactose intolerance they're the normal people okay yeah not supposed to milk
00:12was never supposed to be consumed by humans people without lactose intolerance they're mutants
00:18right humans all used to be lactose intolerant people who aren't have a mutated gene that
00:26allows them to process dairy yeah i don't think i i think that we weren't supposed to drink that
00:32stuff well when you really when you think about it down it's not a good whoever the first guy was
00:37was a real perv like a real perv real freak having a second those tights animal liquid food that's it
00:46i mean i knew it you know my dad always told the story about how him and his brothers would fight to
00:51scoop the cream off the top of it to put on their oatmeal yeah i like that was a treat to them
00:56that was a treat right the thick the thick milk because they yeah old people they got some stuff
01:01that they consider treats that you're like wow wow treat huh that's a treat to you macho man was a
01:07fan of the cream too was he that's my favorite clip of macho man with the cream right at the top
01:13yeah that's where it comes from it actually did rise to the top he's got two prop creamers that
01:19you'd get like a coffee shop and i assume it was all homo milk or like whole milk they call it homo
01:25milk in canada so just it's not okay it's homogenized on the cartons it says homo milk yes yes
01:33yeah it was all that always threw me for a loop as a as a it says that on your milk it sure does
01:38how's your guys milk got so many twists and turns it's in bags it's in bags and they call it homo
01:44milk they just shortened homogenized but not realizing at the time it would also mean you
01:50know homosexual that's like a word you shouldn't yeah homogenized oh it's the joke in canada for
01:58years you know it's white creamy and it's yeah well it's in like a regular milk thing there no bag
02:04no there's the bag of it there's an article that came up when i just looked and it says the world is
02:08still hilarious hilariously i can't say hilariously thank you confused about canada because of their
02:15bag milk and they call it homo milk i've worked with you guys almost like a decade now and like it's
02:23like you keep learning stuff about milk i know i know milk comes in a bag uh like look at the three
02:30bags look at the three bags andy can i get to offer you a bag of homo milk homo milk yeah oh no thank you
02:37it took me hours to make all this homo milk like i just feel like you do you learn something all the
02:45time about them but so uh canada's homo milk is america's whole milk whole milk yeah whole milk oh
02:51that's what it is yeah they should just call it whole milk they should have but they don't they went
02:56with homo and they're still rocking homo i think their thought process is if we change it now we're
03:03admitting that that whole time it was inappropriate right yeah right we're like you're just sticking by
03:09they're just sticking to it this is what it means it's an abbreviated version it is not doesn't mean
03:15homosexual it never has it it's homogenized it never ever has it homogenized get your mind out of
03:23the gutter it come on man eh just homo milk come on yeah they're sticking to the guns now decided that
03:36and they didn't think of it and they're like oh man yep but i remember going to the cafeteria and
03:42you know you'd say what you wanted and you'd say yeah but you'd say can i get a milk and she'd say
03:48which milk and you'd have to say homo you know like you'd have to pick the carton of milk see it's too bad
03:54you couldn't you whole milk yeah exactly yeah they wouldn't understand just walk up to the counter
03:59right stand there and say give me some homo milk it means nothing eh it does not mean what you think
04:06it means eh you have to whisper it as a teenage boy you could never get homo milk well you shouldn't
04:12even get it you should have avoided it i need homo milk it's so weird strange what a crazy thing
04:20yeah good for your bones and bad for your social life give me three bags of homo
04:25bags bags bags yeah that's the craziest thing yeah you so they make special containers to hold
04:32your bags yeah they're like milk yeah they what they have to why do they do that because you have
04:39to otherwise you can't just leave a bag all loosey-goosey in the bag but like why don't you you had to
04:44create a device to hold your bag milk everyone in canada has one why is that what what is the
04:50reasoning behind sticking behind this bag why does like put milk in bags oh my god it's one of the
04:57it is the first thing that people question about canada uh bag milk is it better 75 less plastic
05:05than the average plastic milk jug and they're lighter requiring less energy to ship and you just put
05:10your bag slips right in and you can even get a milk bag opener oh yeah to slit it messy seems like it'd
05:17be messy no it's it's not too bad you learn over your lifetime how to uh weird i uh yeah there's a
05:26milk bag opener right there snip across i've seen one of those things before yeah just you need so many
05:31things though for your milk yeah a lot of milk accessories just one time oh i guess so but you
05:36need to go where's the milk opener well it's on the fridge it's uh got a magnet it's got a little
05:42magnet on it it's got a magnet in your fridge okay it's also a safety box opener in the retail world
05:46yes yeah yeah when i was a little kid i went and spent the night at a canadian kid that had moved
05:52to my town and i just remember being like canada that's so exotic like yeah i was like i don't know
06:00what's gonna happen at his house what it's gonna be like what their milk's like i wonder what how
06:05they do everything do they eat breakfast do they eat what if they don't do they go to sleep at night
06:14or do they sleep during the day are they nocturnal everything's different there but that's your
06:20homo milk but then they're undercut by their homo yeah exactly yeah we're never changing it
06:27it doesn't mean what you think it means i'm not letting it go
06:30homogenized short homo homo oh yeah a bad short form that took a different turn yep