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00:00All right, let me
00:09Can you hear my accent it says I'm disconnected the internet's dying
00:15Do you want to just call it them
00:17It's coming back. It was at 400 kilobits instead of instead of 4,000
00:25But it says it's back now. Now. Can you invite me? I already exited the game. Not bad. No, you're good
00:37Little college little Comcast yep, Comcast will shit on your internet when we want mm-hmm
00:48For how big they are they should not have as many issues as they have
00:52Agreed
00:54Jesus Christ
01:10Also, if I didn't have so much wares and got so much money I was gonna totally rob that merchant
01:16But we're heroes
01:24And how do heroes get by while donating to the poor?
01:28They don't donate to the poor they make sure they always stay afloat
01:32Every great hero needs a slinky friend. No no no
01:44I trust the Mediterranean
01:50Are you that friend?
01:52I almost was cause the starian almost put me in a dress
01:56Okay
01:58Just him?
02:00Um
02:02Hmm
02:04Shut up and take my in-light
02:06Did you send one?
02:08I keep trying to and the menu just keeps not letting me
02:18But yeah demon boy Raphael seemed pretty into ya too
02:22Mm-hmm
02:24It
02:26Oh there it is
02:32I clicked it
02:34Yep, just wait
02:36It's not doing anything
02:38I guess I'm gonna quit the game and start it again
02:44I'm gonna quit the game and start it again
02:46I feel like sark with the internet
03:00Yeah
03:02You know what I don't understand is
03:08Hmm
03:10There's a lot of streamers that'll have
03:12Two PCs, one that plays and one that streams
03:16Right?
03:18Mm-hmm
03:20I feel like that's a
03:22A bygone of the past
03:24You don't need that anymore
03:26Nvidia cards have that built-in
03:30And vent
03:32Or however you say it
03:33And bank
03:34Yeah
03:36But these people are getting decent rigs as their secondary just to record
03:41And I'm like
03:42I think most of it's a waste
03:44And it's
03:45When they play games like Valorant and stuff
03:48Shooters
03:49Esport games that don't use that
03:51I'm ready for the invite
03:53Games that don't need that much power
03:55It always irks me
03:57Cause it's like
03:58That's such a waste of resources
04:01Agreed
04:09Like uh
04:10I think Nanner's
04:11Feels more comfortable having a stream PC
04:14And it's like
04:15Sark does it all on one
04:19He's a beast
04:20He is indeed a beast
04:23But like
04:24I don't think you need two computers for almost any game
04:28Mm-mm
04:32Ow
04:40Alright
04:41No matter what I think now
04:43I think we're gonna pull the rest of them
04:46Just letting you know
04:47Alright
04:48Give me a second to restart the recording
04:50Can't wait to have to splice those together
04:54The time
04:55The time wasted
05:01Alright
05:02I'm ready
05:03You ready?
05:04Yep
05:05Alright
05:06We're back
05:07In
05:08Ballsack Gate
05:09In this um
05:10Northern building right here
05:11There's three of them
05:12Yeah
05:13Right there
05:14And then two on top
05:15At least
05:17Oh
05:18And it looks like there's a
05:20Hole with webs covered in there
05:23Ooh a flesh hole
05:25No
05:26It's a regular hole
05:28You
05:29Oh
05:32You think I could throw her down into that web hole?
05:35Yeah
05:38Shouldn't mind my step
05:41Or is that too far you think?
05:43Um
05:44You need to click Shadowheart too
05:50Oh yeah
05:51Oh yeah
05:52Aw
05:53Shadowheart
05:54Shadowheart
05:56Oh
05:57No
06:01I want her
06:02Whatever
06:03Where can I
06:04Carefully now
06:10Alright
06:11Alright
06:12Are you gonna make her crouch too?
06:13Or no?
06:16I just wanna throw this person
06:17Can I not throw them?
06:19Uh you would
06:20Did you pick a throw?
06:21Yeah
06:23Throw them
06:24You ready?
06:25Yeah
06:31Alright
06:32We're about to do some science
06:34What's
06:35What's
06:36You're in dialogue
06:37What's
06:39Now you have one
06:40What's down there?
06:41Anything?
06:42I don't know they're gone
06:43Anything?
06:44I don't know they're gone
06:46I like how you rolled initiative but there's nothing
06:49Wait they're back up here
06:51What?
06:52Do it again
06:53Oh they healed
06:55Do it again
06:56I gotta walk
06:57There's an old key right here
06:58I gotta climb on the box to get the key
07:11Wait
07:12Target blocked?
07:13What?
07:14What does that mean?
07:15Target blocked?
07:16What?
07:17What does that mean?
07:18Oh cause you aimed for the web last time
07:21You can't just throw them down the hole now
07:25To the bucket
07:31Are you in combat?
07:32Yup
07:34Alright
07:35It's just that one
07:38He's lying down
07:40Alright
07:43I have a 98% chance to hit him
07:45Should I?
07:46Yeah
07:47Might as well
07:48Let's see
07:49He's dead
07:50There we go
07:51There's a lot of enemies
07:52Is that?
07:53Oh I thought that was a mutant thing
07:54No
07:55Four enemies
07:56Yeah
07:57Oh yeah the ones on top of the house
07:58Oh
07:59Okay
08:00Why is
08:01How do you lock it back on your guy?
08:02Um
08:03Can you click left on your
08:07Yeah click
08:08Click on the left portrait
08:09No
08:10Click on shadow heart
08:11And then back to you
08:12Let's end this
08:13Oh okay
08:16Oh
08:17Nazelle is still sneaking
08:20But she can't hit anybody
08:22So
08:23You know what I'm gonna do?
08:32I'm over here
08:36Wait
08:37Oh
08:38She's still hidden
08:42Um
08:43Can I hit this guy?
08:47Yes
08:53What?
08:54How did that work?
09:07Shot through the hole in the ceiling
09:12Ow
09:13Well I see how to get up there now
09:31Are you gonna
09:32It's just the
09:33What?
09:34I'm just looking at you
09:35Is that a way out?
09:36I can't tell what this nook is
09:37Heading there?
09:38No it's not
09:39I'll have to go out the other way
09:40Oh there's a ladder on the outside yeah
09:41Path interrupted
09:43Can you sacred flame them?
09:44I tried to firebolt them?
09:45I tried to firebolt them
09:46It says path interrupted with firebolt
09:47I don't think I can
09:48Alright
09:49I think any spells any spell is any spell
09:50Alright let me walk my ass out there
09:53I can't see
09:54I can't see
09:55I can't see
09:56I can't see
09:57I can't see
09:58No
09:59No
10:00No
10:01No
10:02No
10:03No
10:04No
10:05No
10:06No
10:07No
10:08No
10:09No
10:10No
10:11No
10:12No
10:13No
10:14No
10:15No
10:16No
10:17Walk my ass out there.
10:19Uh, if you dash, you go even further.
10:21You won't be able to attack, but...
10:36Can't actually hit them.
10:41Well, I'll be there one day.
10:47Eww.
10:55What?
10:58Huh.
10:59Okay.
11:13It switched back to Paragons.
11:15I gotta switch that.
11:17Okay.
11:21So dumb.
11:39A little a-hole.
11:42Yep.
11:42Yep.
11:42Yep.
11:47Hmm.
11:56Can she not get out here?
11:58What?
11:59Oh, wait.
11:59No, she can.
12:03This battle is the most annoying so far.
12:09It is very annoying, actually.
12:10Is there a skeleton out here?
12:13These boots have seen everything.
12:15What?
12:15What's on your body, bro?
12:18A crappy quarterstaff.
12:20Okay.
12:23I'm almost there.
12:24That was weak.
12:35That was weak.
12:44I shot through the boards, apparently.
12:46You should so rage and tear them in smith rings.
12:54Wait.
12:55Uh-oh.
12:56A bugbear?
12:57On Shadowheart?
13:01Are they strong?
13:03He didn't seem like he was.
13:04He's level three.
13:05He's the strongest thing we've encountered.
13:07I wonder if I can hit them if I get close enough.
13:15Oh, I got one.
13:42Nice.
13:45I like the slow turn you had.
14:01She's going to run over here because I can't reach him anyways.
14:07When you turned to look at him and did that, I got really scared.
14:12The horror look.
14:14Yeah.
14:15No time for mercy.
14:22Remember, you can rage as a bonus action.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh, that looks cool.
14:33They're not so smug now, are they?
14:35No, they are not.
14:36Don't waste.
14:46Don't waste.
15:00Just do it.
15:00Wait.
15:00Wait.
15:01Wait.
15:06Wait.
15:07What's going on?
15:08That was weird.
15:09That was weird.
15:10It's weird if I just cut to him like that.
15:13What the hell is he doing?
15:15I don't know.
15:17Now I just want you dead.
15:24Now I just want you dead.
15:26Oh.
15:27Oh.
15:27Oh.
15:33No.
15:33It doesn't kill him.
15:34Burn him.
15:35Kill them.
15:36you walked in fire i was surrounded by it it jumped i could i didn't think about that
15:48i thought i was already on fire
15:49what a little bitch he greased her come on
16:00oh wait he's just shy wait
16:12where oh what the bugbear is right there
16:19actually i know what i can do
16:24i'll go right here
16:25i can't reach
16:34oh yeah okay
16:38all right
16:48really no no don't come in here
16:50he's a scrawny bugbear
16:56what what what
17:01he still doesn't see me i don't think and it's just him so i can't do anything with her
17:08you made the same
17:10you stupid
17:18what
17:20when you get a chance i want you to look at me and he doesn't see me
17:23uh
17:33he oh
17:37okay
17:39yeah he doesn't see me i'm gonna try to sneak attack
17:43oh my god
17:44what hurt me
17:50you fell
17:59um
18:02what what
18:05that was weird looking
18:07oh i see um
18:07weird because it made me swap to lazelle
18:10he's popped up still
18:14where am i
18:16at that end
18:17the the road
18:18something good here i hope
18:20why am i taking the long way around
18:29all right did you want to try and go in the spider hole
18:31yeah
18:34yeah wait
18:35let's see
18:35i think i can open it down here
18:40oh
18:40oh
18:43oh it's what i picked up up in here
18:45yeah
18:46i'm on my way
18:47wait this is definitely not the spider hole
18:50right or is this
18:53um it is because i think i can see light from the hole it looks like a smith
19:01i can see light from the hole it looks like a smith
19:07watch how you go
19:08there's a trap
19:11oh no
19:12oh no
19:14what
19:15i'm doing it
19:16okay out of it can you back out
19:18why
19:19i'm
19:20i excel at disarming traps
19:22okay
19:27i'm out
19:29shadow heart could have guided me
19:31didn't seem like that hard either
19:38made it
19:41don't throw that please
19:43what
19:44i just saw you pick something up
19:46what was that sound
19:53oh did that pop up for you
19:55yeah
19:57cool
19:57oh it works it lets you do it
20:02oh for that recipe my dude did a nature check and we got to find the wood for it in the underdark
20:11oh
20:11is it control
20:18is it control
20:19no
20:20um i think it's
20:21what button
20:23shows up looking to
20:24it's alt
20:25yep
20:25alt
20:26i wasn't sure if that was the button you were talking about
20:28yep
20:30look there's a chest up here too that's locked i don't think we have a lock picking kit
20:33oh up here
20:37yeah
20:38don't you have several of them on you as well i
20:42chess
20:43yeah i think you have a couple chests actually on you
20:47yeah i have the heavy chest the guild the gilded chest
20:50shadow heart out of my way oh my god i can't even hop down here i'll be prone wait
21:00there we go
21:03dang it
21:06there's no like lock picking thing anywhere i don't see
21:09these tools move over
21:36got it
21:39uh a plus one long sword and some infernal iron along with some notes
22:03cool there's if you want i can um what i'm on my way a lever
22:07or this door
22:11i'm gonna pull it okay okay
22:17click oh you locked it
22:20locked it or unlocked wait this door we came in yeah
22:26oh that was all that was in there yeah that's lame
22:30all right where's the are there any more people um i'm not too sure
22:42we already went in there and killed the sex fiends this is the windmill
22:45we went there we went there already there's a question mark in there what is that
22:53um i don't know
22:58barkis's pack it says
22:59oh didn't we do that already i'm not sure if we found his pack
23:13i thought we did i thought it had like gold and shit in it i'm thinking i'm thinking you did yeah
23:28look on the map there's a
23:36bend to that goblin camp
23:37bend to the mountain pass
23:39the only thing really left are the eagles and that hidden goblin stash
23:46something no
23:47along with shadow part you stupid
23:52yeah
23:54how many uh spell slots does she still have
23:56all right
23:56levels nothing should i told you she's like oh wait i thought she's out of one
24:02okay
24:05then i have none with her which is fine
24:09then you're doing good
24:15oh my god game
24:17i short rested just so you know
24:19yeah
24:20all right you want to go back for those eagles or do you want to do the
24:24hidden goblin stash to the south of us
24:27we'll do that one
24:29south of us okay
24:32it's going to be more to the southeast
24:46like this way or which way down down here through the gates i wasn't sure how east then
24:53once we head all the way down these steps it's going to be to the left
24:58keep going
25:02at least the map's pointing me in this general direction oh hey i think i see it
25:14do we have a shovel
25:20yep
25:20do you have any special gloves
25:42what do you mean on me like i'm wearing gloves
25:51do you want like a different pair of gloves if you have a pair that you're not fond of
25:56because i just got a pair from those
26:00mine do fire damage if i punch
26:04um
26:04scorching ray level three go ahead oh scorching ray level three not bad
26:11once per turn after the wearer dashes or takes a similar action they can jump without using a
26:18bonus action so you get a free jump
26:22but i think jump uses movement oh then no but you can move
26:27by jumping without using an action so let's say you're if you're in greece you can jump out of it
26:32and still have both your actions
26:35i'm not the worst i think i'm good
26:38yeah it's not the worst but i'll never remember to jump
26:42yeah
26:45which way are we going
26:46all right um we would have to teleport back to the eagles
26:55which are i believe to the very top of the mountain pass all right so we're doing that before
27:02finding granny uh actually we should head more south and find granny oh you're right we are actually by
27:11there so
27:17i hear the dur
27:20did i go south okay yeah we gotta head somewhat south into the swamp and find our hut
27:28wherever that may be
27:30love swamp i'm thinking i'm seeing the path this way
27:41oh there's people
27:46oh hey
27:49lads for the love of all that is holy i've never clapped eyes on your poor sister
27:55drop the act hug you was the last to see me you there please i don't know what's come over these
28:03boys i just want to go home stop this we we won't ask again
28:16careful don't trust a word out of her mouth our sister went to the hag and we ain't seen her since
28:24hand over heart i don't know their sister i will gladly help you all look for her though
28:30enough where is she
28:37we're heroes right yes we are heroes sweetie be careful
28:44he's with the hag don't bloody stand there gaping get him wait what option did you choose i won't let
28:50you hurt her we don't know she's a hag have to keep going right yeah you're right
29:01wait um
29:04all right
29:07where do we go from here very well
29:10so if i cleave i'll hit on the onty ethel
29:22kill them all i can't i don't want to so i'm just gonna do
29:32and
29:33i failed why didn't they just leave if they saw this party come up you know what i mean yeah um
29:42i don't i don't know
29:46do we know what she did to the sister at all no i didn't mean for this to happen
29:52those poor boys were looking for their little sister marina the girl who's staying with me
30:04this is all my fault but i made a promise
30:08marina begged me not to breathe the word if they came looking for her and my word is my bond
30:15remember that poor thing would be distraught we can't let her know it would break her poor heart
30:23i'd best get going but please stop by my house i'd like to thank you proper
30:28oh good job just like that
30:33and what does a hag exactly mean uh old wild powerful
30:39do they had like nothing on them like hansel and gretel i'm gonna eat the sister pretty much
30:58all right let's go get our proper thanks
31:01the sunlit wetlands
31:10you started a conversation or something with the basket
31:15you feel like you're being watched
31:20is this where's my mouth
31:24oh you better add a bonus
31:31part of the cards you gay
31:42ready part of the cards
31:45oh you can re-roll
31:49oh my
31:52what
31:54well we ain't gonna know what i i saw the basket
31:57the place has a quiet sense of calm
32:01you can't see anything strange
32:04hmm
32:06no
32:09there's a note on the basket
32:12there's look at those apples see what it says the turns
32:20oh
32:23did you read the note
32:25no
32:27oh i just picked up the note what if it was cursed
32:35take a breather lovelies and have a bite to eat on me
32:39auntie e
32:41oh there's another basket how about you go first
32:45my perception failed
32:47it's the water
32:48let me know if there's any combo though i don't notice
32:56cooch i hear you getting pissy
33:00all right it's actually later than i thought did you want to stop
33:04do you want to make it to her hut and then we could stop or how long you think she'll take
33:08oh this is a decent quest
33:12wait there's a there's a fast travel thing over here
33:16okay
33:18investigation checks reinforced great sword reinforced helmet
33:22do you see those yeah pick up the great sword it seems sketchy
33:34just something we investigated and found
33:36it's weaker than mine
33:44it's just great sword i guess it does it looks neat
33:51definitely different yeah there's a fast travel thing over here i want
33:55and then i think i found the hut it's to the west of it
34:01but there's
34:04i'm bleeding
34:07and so are you and lasel
34:11we're bleeding all over
34:12wait what you're too heavy for me to shove good
34:32all right i'm gonna save all right
34:42you calling it there then yeah
34:51bitch
34:54oh
34:57all right good exit
35:04i heard that
35:07i missed
35:08man i can't believe the internet decided to be stupid
35:12i know
35:20i have more hours in spell brigade than that
35:24if anyone's in the chat get out