• 2 months ago
@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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08:06Contact, west side.
08:07West side.
08:10Enemy counter-attack!
08:11Upper floor.
08:12Upper floor.
08:17That's RNGG
08:28You can't kill me
08:48Wait, I can revive you from here
08:53Get up soldier
08:55There's no man left behind
09:06That dude just threw a grenade at you
09:08There's an AK-74U over here if you want it
09:12That's what I meant
09:17Woohoo
09:23Oh my god, they lit me up
09:25That hurts so bad
09:31I can hear it
09:33Where?
09:37Oh no
09:48Reload
09:56Don't be suspicious
09:58Don't be suspicious
10:00Don't be suspicious
10:04It's right here
10:07Oh, it's dead
10:09And it vanished
10:13You have a 5, too
10:17Oh, you have no more grenades
10:206 is a knife
10:28Oh, I'm dead
10:30I'm dead
10:32I'm dead
10:34I'm dead
10:42Alright, you ready?
10:46That tank didn't even blow up my mines, dude
10:48It ran right over them
11:00Pulled my ground? No
11:03Wait, what?
11:07Wait a minute
11:09I'm going to change my crouch to toggle
11:23Oh, there is none
11:27Wait, there it is
11:29It's just crouch toggle is in packs instead
11:31It'll be left control
11:33Yes
11:38Without toggle in packs, I am dead
11:57I'm good
11:59Ow
12:07So, C is prone
12:21You still have the sniper?
12:23You still have the sniper?
12:25You still have the sniper?
12:29I knew it
12:31Dude, so much blood just came out of you
12:37Just spawned so fast around
12:55Oh
13:19Oh, my god
13:21I have a
13:23I have a
13:33Our minivan
13:39Oh, we have a minivan
13:41Oh, we have a minivan
13:51G on the roof
14:01Pretty good
14:05Ow
14:22Oh
14:24The guys on the roof are fucking me up
14:40I shot it again
14:42And I think I shot your claymore too
14:48No, don't
14:52I just shot you so much
15:00You hopped over the thing
15:02And I shot you like in your gooch
15:04And I shot you like in your gooch
15:22How is that even possible?
15:40I think I shot him in the head
15:45I know, I've seen that
15:47There might be another one
15:49Careful
15:54Dude, what the fuck is exploding?
16:02Oh
16:06Oh, okay
16:08We did good, it just didn't tell us
16:10At least we didn't grab ammo
16:20Helicopter's coming in
16:22Take it down
16:35I don't know, it might be
16:49Oh
16:57Damn
17:01Nice
17:09I had 66 kills
17:20Oh, no, no, no, no
17:22I had 34 kills
17:31It kind of is
17:33Dude, my gun looks massive
17:35What the hell
17:39Oh
17:41No
17:43It's making us do it
17:49We could give it a try
17:53Oh, I can pick the difficulty here
17:55Oh, it just starts it
18:01I hope it gives it to you
18:12Yeah
18:20Oh
18:22But I'm on a gun
18:25It's you
18:27Let's go
18:31Oh
18:33We have to follow him
18:36Yes, we're
18:40To the west
18:44Dude
18:46Don't bail us already
18:48I can't see which way you're pointing
18:59Why
19:14Fuck
19:17Yeah
19:19Here we go
19:38Dude
19:40They didn't get past us
19:42Where are these guys
19:44I don't see them
20:09Oh
20:15I did better than you at least
20:20That's going to take a while to get used to
20:27Sorry
20:36It does actually
20:39Cool
20:43Cool
20:45Now it's not the time
20:57They do actually, yeah
21:01If you right click to you'll change shots
21:05And then you can zoom in I think
21:08Yeah
21:15Fuck off
21:23Oh
21:26Oh, oh, oh, oh
21:28Right Q
21:30Q to spot enemies
21:38You're making me lag
21:54Those are ours
21:58Oh, oh
22:00It looks like you're shooting at helicopters
22:09Are you going to shoot this motor?
22:32Crossing fires
22:39Oh
22:59Oh, it's lagging
23:01What's going on
23:03Oh my
23:09You died
23:11I died
23:13Give me a moment
23:17I'm going to change my resolution
23:21I have to do that in here
23:39Yep
23:53There
24:08What
24:15Oh yeah
24:17Oh
24:19Ow
24:28Whoa
24:39God damn it
24:52Hello
25:09Oh
25:15Dude
25:17You made me hit the ground so hard I could see through the world
25:25At least I can get out of this
25:39At least I can get out of the bullets
25:41I was trying to
25:43Oh actually
25:49Shoot just to see if it lags
26:01I can use a fire extinguisher
26:09Oh
26:19God damn it, I got quick pressing space
26:31I can actually see where you're aiming
26:35It's that little square at the bottom of my screen
26:38That's what it's called
26:47There's two mortars
27:09Oh
27:19You're full auto here
27:21I couldn't even tell
27:23Can you see the other mortar
27:39Oh
27:47I'm lagging
28:02Hmm
28:04We need origin support
28:09Oh
28:17On that roof
28:19Right by that water tower still
28:22Oh they're dead already
28:39Oh
28:41Oh
28:43Oh
28:45Oh
28:47Oh
28:49Oh
28:51Oh
28:53Oh
28:55Oh
28:57Oh
28:59Oh
29:01Oh
29:03Oh
29:05Oh
29:08Oh
29:27Oh
29:29Oh
29:31Oh
29:33Oh
30:05Alright, can you see the other one?
30:16Nice.
30:18Alright, in that field.
30:29I am trying to be as safe as possible, too.
30:36Dude, because of how it's lagging, I can see your bullets stretching like javelins.
30:58I can't see, so I'm sorry.
31:00I'm sorry.
31:04Just make sure to watch your ammo.
31:08Okay.
31:23I don't know, did you?
31:27I'm turning.
31:30Hold on.
31:41Dude, same. I like this.
32:00Okay.
32:07Oh, man.
32:09Okay.
32:32RPG is slow.
32:39Okay.
32:45Nice.
32:56There's a bunch to the right.
33:05I gotta pull up.
33:06Yeah.
33:10Okay.
33:18Nope.
33:20How do I gotta do this?
33:36Let me try.
33:39Okay.
33:50I'm holding W. Come on.
34:10Okay.
34:15Oh.
34:39Game, what's going on?
34:47Why is that man flying?
34:52They're dropping from nothing.
35:10Okay.
35:33Oh.
35:40Jesus.
35:43The rocks look mighty pretty right now.
36:03Wait a minute, wait a minute.
36:07Let's see.
36:10Okay.
36:15Wait. Uh-oh.
36:28Sorry.
36:39Well, that looks kinda cool.
36:44Yup.
37:01Alright, where did the bad man touch you?
37:06Ah, right there.
37:08Oh.
37:11Yeah, I hope it breaks his legs.
37:15Oh, so there's two.
37:27Whoa.
37:31That's one.
37:32Ow.
37:37Whoa.
37:54Wait a minute.
37:55Huh?
38:01Alright.
38:07Oh.
38:11Oh.
38:34Can't see him good enough.
38:38Hi, Cujo.
38:45Uh-oh.
39:00You can hear that making noises, right?
39:03Oh, God.
39:07Oh.
39:37Oh.
39:53Oh.
40:08Oh.
40:19Should I?
40:20Oh, oh.
40:21Okay.
40:37Oh.
40:38Oh.
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41:12Oh.
41:13Oh.
41:14Oh.
41:15Oh.
41:16Oh.
41:26Oh.
41:31That was aReally good jump.
41:33ATB.
41:34Oh, it's dead?
41:44Oh, they're right here.
41:54I gotta look so far away.
41:58Oh, AA armor.
42:10Nice.
42:20I don't know.
42:27Nice.
42:40What?
42:46There's nobody fighting now.
42:49Oh, there might be some people.
43:01Brain.
43:04I have rockets that I can shoot, but I don't want a chance to crash it.
44:02Let's see, I guess I'll take this.
44:18Oh.
44:20AA gun.
44:25I'm turning toward it.
44:27Eventually.
44:35Oh, shit.
44:49Next target.
45:19Nice.
45:41Do I have to escort them out, too?
45:48To the medevac.
45:58Yeah.
46:04Mm-hmm.
46:22I heard something explode.
46:25You bitch.
46:32Oh, there they go.
46:43Hey.
46:49Mm-hmm.
46:52I got zero kills.
47:01No.
47:06Yep.
47:10Yeah.
47:12It's far away.
47:21No, I clicked exit.
47:25Same.
47:31Right.
47:38Um...
47:51There are no survivors.
47:58I can't kill you.
48:07Let's get out of here.
48:23No, it's vehicle only.
48:30Oh, shit.
48:49Ow.
48:52This is not the medevac.
49:01No, I said that.
49:04Can I not kill you with a knife?
49:09Okay.
49:17Yeah, but I ran out.
49:24I'm immortal.
49:34Okay.
49:51It does.
49:55Mm-hmm.